The Peanut Gallery
by Cleo the Muse
Rating: All Ages
Genre: General, Humor
Warnings: Sniggering hints at "Out of Mind"
Episodes: Set in season two, before "Out of Mind"
Synopsis: One hundred word fic, sequel to "Crop Circle". Daniel's learned from the best.
The Peanut Gallery
"I shouldn't have done it," Jack admitted. "I should have stopped right then. Daniel apologized, but I couldn't stop myself. I just had to tell the barber to give him a closer cut than he really needed."
Sam carefully kept a straight face as she looked around the colonel's once-pristine kitchen. "He did a good job, sir."
"Yeah," Jack agreed. "Frankly, I'm impressed. I mean, filling my drawers and cabinets with packing peanuts is really something else."
"Atmospheric static combined with the draft generated by opening the door—"
"Creates a big mess," he sighed. "I've taught him too well."
Author's Notes:
As Teal'c would say, "Indeed." Big thanks to all who have read and/or reviewed up to this point! I haven't been replying of late, as FFnet has done something screwy with their system that has caused all review alert notificationsto cease and chapter alert notificationsto be delayed by about two days or so (if they ever show up at all, like the mysteriously missing chapter 19 notification...)
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