Treading on Sacred Grind
by Cleo the Muse
Rating: All Ages
Genre: General, Humor
Warnings: Absolutely none
Episodes: Set in season two, before "Out of Mind"
Synopsis: One hundred word fic, sequel to "Recurring Theme". Sometimes, you can go too far.
Notes: Thanks to Lerrinus for the drinks...
Treading on Sacred Grind
"Colonel O'Neill… Doctor Jackson… This has gone on long enough!" Hammond shouted. "This command is divided against itself with half of the base supporting each of you. Up until now, gentlemen, this wasn't a problem, but it just became a major issue. Wreck each other's houses, sabotage each other's offices, but do not mess with the coffee!"
"It wasn't me, sir," Jack began, shooting a suspicious glare at his best friend and opponent. "I can't stand decaf."
Daniel blinked in surprise, expression innocent. "It wasn't me, either."
"Then who in the Sam Hill did it?" the red-faced general demanded hotly.
Author's Notes:
Uh-oh...