One and One is Two
by Cleo the Muse
Rating: All Ages
Genre: General, Humor
Warnings: Absolutely none
Episodes: Set in season two, before "Out of Mind"
Synopsis: One hundred word fic, sequel to "Confession". Jack and Daniel figure it out.
One and One is Two
Jack twiddled his thumbs. "I don't get it. If it wasn't either of us, then who switched the coffee?"
Daniel gasped. "Sam reprogrammed your TV. Teal'c helped me with the packing peanuts."
The colonel looked equally stunned. "Carter's the one who did the Simpsons thing to your computer. Teal'c hauled your desk off the floor after I got all the cables and pulleys attached."
"They've been playing us all along," the archaeologist moaned. "From the very start! Sam taught me the thing with the Rubik's Cube!"
"Yep," O'Neill nodded in agreement. "Oh, those two are so going to get it…"