Open Season
by Cleo the Muse
Rating: All Ages
Genre: General, Humor
Warnings: Absolutely none
Episodes: Set in season two, before "Out of Mind"
Synopsis: One hundred word fic, sequel to "One and One is Two". Jack and Daniel: equal opportunity pranksters.
Open Season
"You know, Jack, while we're plotting our revenge, there's a few others we should consider," Daniel began, sipping from his cup of real coffee.
"Oh?"
"Siler rewired your lighting for me. SG-2 helped me move your furniture."
"Makepeace told me about the vines on 227," Jack confessed.
"Really?"
"Oh, yeah! Then, of course, there's the barber, and Owens from the linguistics department, whom I got to translate The Klingon Hamlet..."
Daniel grinned wickedly. "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"I think so, Brain," Jack replied, delighting in the rejoinder from his second favorite cartoon. "Open season on the SGC!"
Author's Notes:
No! No sequel! I'm all tapped out on evil-ness.
For the moment.
Big humongous thanks to everyone who has sent me correspondence over the course of this series... but most especially Mar J, whose reviews and emails always make ME laugh.