Ok, I got this great idea from a randomness thing I did a while ago with
characters being completely OOC on an internet chatroom - it never went
anywhere, but it was funny!
So I'm starting out this one! What your muses do when you're not there!
Oh, by the way, A LOT OF THESE PEOPLE I DON'T OWN. 'Kay? Cool.
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~ Day One ~
A door closed and soon a young Nightcrawler teleported into the room. Kurt looked around before hissing, "She's gone!"
"Woo-hoo! Booyah!" Ron whooped as he made his loud entrance. Legolas looked at him in contempt. This feeling grew when a naked mole rat ran across the floor and hopped into Ron's pocket.
"Oh boy, what fun, eh Jack?" Lennie said sarcastically.
"What do you think about my opening statement - Tommy Wu was a living, breathing person with dreams and expectations. . ."
"Hey. . ." Kurt said, a mischievous glint in his eye.
"What?" asked Drew cautiously.
"Adryl left zee computer on."
"No way!"
"Awesome! I want to write a Fantasy story!" Quinn said and hurried over to the desk.
"Nuh-uh, I'm writing a mystery!" said Drew.
"I'll write an action fic vhere I'm zee hero." Kurt smirked and fiddled with his Image Inducer, which now projected him with tight abs and steely biceps.
Legolas got to the chair first. "My story now."
A collective "awwwwww" went through the air.
"What will you write, elf?" Jack asked.
"I'm writing a story where forty women come to worship me." Legolas closed his eyes and basked in the dream world he'd created.
Aragorn frowned. "It is truly hard enough with two of them clamoring for your attention."
"For a man, maybe, but *I* am an elf!" Legolas said confidently.
'What difference does it make?' the heir of Gondor's throne thought. Aragorn sighed. "I warned you." He whispered to Quatre, "That poor boy."
Quatre nodded. "And just wait 'till they want to play with his hair."
"He'll enjoy the combing."
Quatre looked at Aragorn in disbelief. "Do you have any idea what they do *after* they've combed it? They'll dye it, or, or, put in bows or something hideous!"
"Sounds like it comes from experience on your part." Aragorn observed.
"Try living with 29 sisters - all wanting to play 'dress-up'."
Aragorn shuddered.
"And they will all love me. . ." Legolas was saying to himself as he typed.
Andrai scowled over his shoulder, resisting the urge to smack him upside the head.
Drew pulled out her magnifying glass and aimed it at Legolas's head, directing the sun's rays.
Andrai frowned. "Don't do that." She took the glass away, looked at it, and then directed the rays at his head again. "I should be doing that!"
"Hey, have any of you seen - ?" Adryl walked in and froze. "What are you doing on my compy?? LEGOLAS!!"
"Told you not to," Kit said smugly.
"No you didn't!" Legolas exclaimed.
"Well, I was *thinking* it! It's not my fault you're unsusceptible to telepathy!"
"You!" Adryl cried. "Legolas, as punishment, *you* are coming to the library with me for my report on fingerprinting!"
Legolas groaned. "Kurt, I thought you were watching the door!"
Kurt shrugged sheepishly. "I got hungry, so I decided to stop in zee kitchen for a break."
"Hey, fingerprinting?" Lennie asked. "Me'n Jack will go."
"What?" Jack asked, completely unaware of what was going on.
"You're coming to the library," Lennie told him.
"Oh, ok."
Adryl turned off the computer. "Quinn and Drew, you two are the most responsible ones here - make sure Kurt doesn't raid the fridge, and whatever happens, DON'T leave Kit and Lightfingers alone together!"
The two girls saluted.
"Dang," Lightfingers muttered.
So I'm starting out this one! What your muses do when you're not there!
Oh, by the way, A LOT OF THESE PEOPLE I DON'T OWN. 'Kay? Cool.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ Day One ~
A door closed and soon a young Nightcrawler teleported into the room. Kurt looked around before hissing, "She's gone!"
"Woo-hoo! Booyah!" Ron whooped as he made his loud entrance. Legolas looked at him in contempt. This feeling grew when a naked mole rat ran across the floor and hopped into Ron's pocket.
"Oh boy, what fun, eh Jack?" Lennie said sarcastically.
"What do you think about my opening statement - Tommy Wu was a living, breathing person with dreams and expectations. . ."
"Hey. . ." Kurt said, a mischievous glint in his eye.
"What?" asked Drew cautiously.
"Adryl left zee computer on."
"No way!"
"Awesome! I want to write a Fantasy story!" Quinn said and hurried over to the desk.
"Nuh-uh, I'm writing a mystery!" said Drew.
"I'll write an action fic vhere I'm zee hero." Kurt smirked and fiddled with his Image Inducer, which now projected him with tight abs and steely biceps.
Legolas got to the chair first. "My story now."
A collective "awwwwww" went through the air.
"What will you write, elf?" Jack asked.
"I'm writing a story where forty women come to worship me." Legolas closed his eyes and basked in the dream world he'd created.
Aragorn frowned. "It is truly hard enough with two of them clamoring for your attention."
"For a man, maybe, but *I* am an elf!" Legolas said confidently.
'What difference does it make?' the heir of Gondor's throne thought. Aragorn sighed. "I warned you." He whispered to Quatre, "That poor boy."
Quatre nodded. "And just wait 'till they want to play with his hair."
"He'll enjoy the combing."
Quatre looked at Aragorn in disbelief. "Do you have any idea what they do *after* they've combed it? They'll dye it, or, or, put in bows or something hideous!"
"Sounds like it comes from experience on your part." Aragorn observed.
"Try living with 29 sisters - all wanting to play 'dress-up'."
Aragorn shuddered.
"And they will all love me. . ." Legolas was saying to himself as he typed.
Andrai scowled over his shoulder, resisting the urge to smack him upside the head.
Drew pulled out her magnifying glass and aimed it at Legolas's head, directing the sun's rays.
Andrai frowned. "Don't do that." She took the glass away, looked at it, and then directed the rays at his head again. "I should be doing that!"
"Hey, have any of you seen - ?" Adryl walked in and froze. "What are you doing on my compy?? LEGOLAS!!"
"Told you not to," Kit said smugly.
"No you didn't!" Legolas exclaimed.
"Well, I was *thinking* it! It's not my fault you're unsusceptible to telepathy!"
"You!" Adryl cried. "Legolas, as punishment, *you* are coming to the library with me for my report on fingerprinting!"
Legolas groaned. "Kurt, I thought you were watching the door!"
Kurt shrugged sheepishly. "I got hungry, so I decided to stop in zee kitchen for a break."
"Hey, fingerprinting?" Lennie asked. "Me'n Jack will go."
"What?" Jack asked, completely unaware of what was going on.
"You're coming to the library," Lennie told him.
"Oh, ok."
Adryl turned off the computer. "Quinn and Drew, you two are the most responsible ones here - make sure Kurt doesn't raid the fridge, and whatever happens, DON'T leave Kit and Lightfingers alone together!"
The two girls saluted.
"Dang," Lightfingers muttered.
