Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!
(eye begins twitching)
Inuyasha: She's scary when she's like that......
Sango: That's what you said when Erin went psyco ....of corse she's always psyco......
Shippo: I think that all it does is show that they are more....
KagomesWish: HEY!!! Shut up so I can exact my revenge on Erin(a.k.a Black-Massacre)
Inuyasha: Oh ya?! Make me!!
Kagome: ........ um....... I think you're forgetting I can.....
Inuyasha: Huh?
Kagome: Inuyasha! Don't you remember? She's the AUTHOR(Dun Dun DA!!)!!! She has the keyboard and she controls what ever we do!!! I thought you would have learned from that incident with Erin!!! (grumbles ....why I ought to... ....making My Inuyasha kiss HER)
KagomesWish: That's right Kagome, I control you all!!! And I'm going to use that control to take MY REVENGE ON ERIN!!!!!
Erin(suddenly appears from nowhere): S-... HUH??!?!? NNNOOOOO!!!! THE SPELL WENT WRONG AND SENT ME INTO ANOTHER DEMENSIO-..... Genna(yes, that IS my real name)?......... what the hell and I doing here....? ......(suddenly gets very shifty eyed and panicked).....I didn't say spell.....
Inuyasha: HEY!!!!(Inuyasha starts growling) SHE'S THE ONE WHO MADE ME KISS-
KagomesWish(cutting Inuyasha of): Yes, Inuyasha, she's the one. (grins evilly) Heheheh..... I've got the keyboard now.........
Erin:........ OH NO!!! PLEASE NO!!!! DON'T!!!!! NOT THE PLAN!!!!! PLEASE NOT THE PLAN!!!!!!
KagomesWish: No, calm down.... I decided NOT to go with the original plan.... I really didn't want to have to bump the rating of this story up just because of the authors note....
Erin:.... whew.... that's good, 'cause I REALLY didn't want to have to see Sesshomaru in a speedo.......
Inuyasha: What's a speedo?
Kagome(Here face slightly green at the thought of what Erin just said): Trust me Inuyasha..... you DON'T want to know....!!
KagomesWish: See what I said about ratings? But, no... I've decided on something MUCH worse.....
Erin:..... OH PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T SWITCH SESSHOMARU WITH
MIROKU.... ORGASP........ JAKEN!!!!!
Kagome:(Begins puking)
Miroku: HEY!!! Am I REALLY THAT disgusting?
Everyone: YES!!!!!
KagomesWish: ......eeeewwww...... I really don't want to picture Miroku in a speedo ether, and DON'T get me started with JAKEN!!!! But because, AGAIN, with the ratings.... I decided to do THIS!
(Erin looks down to see that she's wearing a HOT PINK track suit instead of the head-to-toe black she had on a few seconds ago)
Erin: PINK?!??!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EW, EW!!!!!! GOT IF OFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!
KagomesWish: MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! AND SO I EXTRACT MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!(Eye begins twitching again)
Sango: Yep..... she's insane alright....
KagomesWish: HEY!
Erin: (begins pulling off pink clothing to reveal black soccer shorts and a black tank top) FINALLY!! I HATE PINK!
Genna: (grins evilly and begins typing frantically)
Erin: (pink track suit reappears along with pink lipstick, blush, eyeshadow, and shoes. Pink chains pop out of nowhere and chain her to a pink wall) NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KagomesWish: Yes!!!! MUAAA HA HA AH AHAH HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW, FOR THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA AH HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"SPEECH"
THOUGHT
Rain fell upon the castle, it hadn't stopped for many hours, but that did not bother the man sitting in the shadows of his dark room.
Soon.... he thought, Soon I will bring my plan into action.
A young girl who was completely white, save her black eyes, entered the room.
"Master Naraku." she said, in a deadpan voice that could only belong to someone who was truly the essence of nothingness.
"What is it, Kanna?" the man named Naraku replied, a hint of annoyance in his voice, "I thought I told you not to disturb me." "Yes, my lord. I have the destination of Inuyasha and his companions." Kanna said.
Naraku's eyes widened in shock, a nearby lighting bolt illuminating his face for that short amount of time. "Show me." was all he said in response.
Kanna slowly walked up to Naraku, holding an extravegantly decorated mirror out to him. Naraku grabbed said mirror and looked into it, and, sure enough, you could see Inuyasha running in front, with Kagome on his back and Shippo on his shoulder, as well as Sango and Miroku riding on a neko youkai named Kirara. For some unknown reason, the monk named Miroku had a rather large bump on his head, and the demon slayer, Sango, looked angry at something.
So, Naraku thought, still looking at the mirror, They're heading for the Gekko Bara Mountains, eh? That's the perfect place to go into the final stage of my plan. A twisted smile grew onto Naraku's face, The girl won't be able to do a thing about it, and that hanyou fool wouldn't DARE hurt his precious Kagome.... yes, the information I got from that miko is proving most useful indeed. Even if it took my entire piece of the Shikon no tama to control her and to make her forget, it will be well worth it when Inuyasha dies at the hands of his own love......
"Alright," Inuyasha said, stopping for the first time in hours, the run had been entirely up hill and very hard to travel, "It think this will be a good place to set up camp for the night. It's the largest place I've seen today that's on level ground."
Kirara was VERY grateful to stop, even tho she was a demon, running with two full-grown people on your back was no easy task! Inuyasha shared only little of Kirara's pain for Kagome was much litter than Sango and Shippo was only a very small child.
When Kagome tried to jump off of Inuyasha's back, she winced in pain and fell to her knees clutching her ankle.
"KAGOME!" Shippo yelled in worry, jumping of Inuyasha's shoulder as he bent down to Kagome's side.
"Are you alright?" Inuyasha asked, worry not showing in his voice, but being as plain as his white dog ears in his amber eyes.
"No worry's," Kagome cheerfully replied, covering it with her hand so Inuyasha couldn't see, "It's just a little twisted." Kagome tried to stand up again, but fell.
"Just a little twisted my ass, Kagome!" Inuyasha gruffly replied, "I saw you fall! Now let me see it."
What Inuyasha had said was true. In the first hour they hade been walking, Kagome had been minding her own business, thinking about the mornings antics, when she had accidentally got her foot lodged in between two rocks and fell.
Reluctantly, Kagome removed her shoe and sock, wincing at each movement of her ankle, so that Inuyasha could examine it. It was swollen.... VERY swollen. About two times bigger than it should have been.
"Just twisted, huh?" Inuyasha remarked, making Kagome give a nervous smile.
"Oh, Kagome!" Sango said, running up to her friends side, "I knew you fell, but I didn't know it was this bad!"
All the attention was making Kagome blush, she may say it didn't hurt so bad, but it was REALLY KILLING her!! Shippo gave her ankle a small poke, making her give a small whimper of pain, Sango, Shippo, and Miroku, who had just joined them, didn't notice, but with his famous ears, Inuyasha did. The expression on his face was pained and worried. Shippo had hurt her! So what did he do? The natural thing......
"INUYASHA!!!" Kagome yelled, "STOP ATTACKING SHIPPO!!!!!" For some reason, Kagome just couldn't sit him.... she just didn't have the heart too.
Inuyasha, thankfully, did stop hammering Shippo into the nearby tree and rejoined Kagome. But a thought pecked at the back of his mind.... why didn't Kagome sit me? That's what she usually does so....
Inuyasha's thoughts were cut of when Miroku suddenly said, "Well, it seems like we shall not be travelling any farther until Kagome is fully healed... after all, it's amazing that we weren't attacked by any demons yet..."
Every one agreed that Miroku was right, even Inuyasha, it was too dangerous to travel with Kagome in this condition, and it might take her over a week to heal. Inuyasha sighed.... this might get a little ugly.
OH!!! What Inu gonna do?!!! Heheh, is Naraku's plan clearer now? I didn't want to give it all away so I decided to give clues because people were complaining. Well, I REALLY need to lie down now so I'm not going to answer any e-mails..... besides, none of them were questions anyway.......
(yawns) good night.....
-KagomesWish
Betaed(is that a word?) By Erin, a.k.a Black-Massacre
Check out the pain she puts me through in her authors not in chapter 5!! This is retaliation!!! I WOULD NEVER GIGGLE!!!!!!!!
To see her fanfic, go to "javascript:OpenWin('http:64.4.30.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?langEN"
okay....... ATO!!!!!!!!!!