I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! Yes, all tremble in fear! Sorry, I'm hyper. Yay! Sorry it took me forever to post! Things are psycho over here! But at least I'm posting a big chapter this time, eh? HURRAH! I actually got five reviews this time!

Erin: But you personally know two of the reviewers!

I don't pay you to talk, I pay you to beta! I'm the one writing, aren't I! I can easily remove you from the A/N!

Erin/glares/

Or not...

Erin/smiles evilly/ Wait a minute... you don't even pay me!

Eheh eheheheh... oi... Now... where did we leave off last time?

Naraku: I had just revealed my master plan and was really creepy.

Oh ya! Now I remember! Let's start! Oh, and remember chapter 4? Forget it ever happened! Inuyasha was too OOC, you guys were right. So, I'm rewriting it in to this chapter. It'll be better, I promise and it NEEDS to happen here! I'll might eventually get around to actually removing chapter 4 from someday, but not now... I'm too lazy. Oh ya... a little bit on Mir/Sang will be happening! YAY! It just seems weird with out it! But don't worry, they will get a chapter at most.

(... you actually read these?)

"Wow..." Sango said after Inuyasha had finished his story. "So Kagome has no idea?"

"Nope... and at this rate I don't think she ever will..." Inuyasha said, his face still looking down as it had been the whole time of his story.

"Inuyasha..." Miroku said. He had been very quiet through out the whole tale, taking every thing very seriously. "You are aware that a woman may be married when she is 13, yes."

"Ya... what are you getting at, Miroku?" Inuyasha asked, lifting his head.

"Well... perhaps things are different in Kagome's time. You said yourself it's a place filled with strange customs."

"Oh, damn! That's right!" Inuyasha said in response, hitting his fist against his hand.

"Obstacle number two," Sango interjected dryly.

"Then what's number one?" Inuyasha asked.

"The fact that you're a chicken," Miroku answered, flapping his arms mockingly and clucking like a certain flightless bird.

Inuyasha glared at Miroku. "You're the one who's flapping his arms."

"Now, now, Inuyasha," the monk said, tauntingly. "I'd be careful if I were you. You wouldn't want this kind of information to leak out... would you?" Inuyasha's stare went cold.

"You wouldn't dare!" Inuyasha said, crossing his arms.

"Oh, I wouldn't, Inuyasha, wouldn't I?"

"JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!" Sango finally yelled. "Miroku! You breath a word to Kagome and I will personally kick your ass! As for you," she continued, turning to Inuyasha who gulped. "I have a plan."

(About ten minutes later)

"So... you ready?" Sango asked.

"About as ready as I'll ever be," Inuyasha unsteadily answered, jumping into the

well, Sango on his back.

Sango prepared for impact as the bottom of the well rushed up... but there was none. Instead a rush of warm air brushed her face and with a soft tap, they landed in Kagome's time.

Sango immediately notice the stench. The air smelled foul and polluted. Inuyasha jumped out of the well and where their used to be trees, there were walls. The walls of a well house to be exact.

"Damn..." Inuyasha whispered.

"What, is something wrong?"

"No... I was just hoping that it would have blown up or something." he muttered.

Sango laughed, "Not today my friend, but maybe as soon as she finds out it will." Inuyasha gulped yet again. "Oh, don't worry, things will be fine!" she reassured.

The two walked up to the house silently, both feeling more than a little awkward. The tension in the air was clear and thick. They looked around, but saw no one.

"Well, I guess they're not here, we better be-"

"Oh, no you don't!" Sango said grabbing Inuyasha, who had been attempting to escape, by the collar.

Damn... she foiled my plan...he though.

"HEY INUYASHA!" a voice yelled, causing both Inuyasha and Sango to jump over four feet in the air(Sota makes people do that a lot doesn't he?).

Whew... this must be Kagome's brother, Sota, Sango thought. Thank goodness I didn't bring my hiraikotsu. I might have killed the boy!

"Sota..." Inuyasha breathed, clutching at his heart.

"Why are you here, Inuyasha?" Sota asked, "Kagome hasn't been here for over a week. And who's that?" he finished, pointing at Sango.

"I'm Sango, another friend of Kagomes," she replied kindly. "Sota, is your mother around?"

"Ya... she's inside with Jii-chan. Follow me!" he said running towards the house, Inuyasha and Sango in tow. "MOM! Inuyasha's here!"

"Sota, what did I say about shouting? It's rude," Ms. Hirgurashi said, coming around the corner. "Terribly sorry for the mess! Oh, who's this fine young lady? I'm Ms. Higurashi."

"My name's Sango, I'm a friend of Kagomes," Sango replied.

Some how... I knew I was going to be saying that a lot.

It wasn't long before Inuyasha and Sango found themselves seated on the tatami, a cup of tea in their hands. Mind you, Inuyasha's hands were shaking, so most of his tea landed in his lap.

He looks like he's going to be sick! Sango though after taking a side glance at Inuyasha. In truth, he truly did look like he was due to pass out any minute. His face was bright red with a hint of green and his arms and legs were shaking. Also, he was trying desperately to keep his expression serious, so all in all, he looked constipated.

"Well," Ms. Higurashi said, joining the two. "I imagine you wanted to speak to me."

"Actually, yes. Let me first off tell you that Kagome is fine. She's back in Sengoku Jidai with our other friends."

"Good."

Haha... you won't be saying that when you find out why we're here in the fist place, Inuyasha inwardly said, but his thoughts were interrupted when Sango started talking again.

"We were wondering about this time's customs, in truth. You see... well..."

"Yes?"

"Um... To make a long story short..."

Why did I agree to do this? Inuyasha should be the one doing it! Hey, wait... WHY THE HELL AM I NERVOUS!

"W-Well... um... you see... argh! INUYASHA WANTS TO MARRY KAGOME!"

It was at that very moment that five people all nearly passed out for different reasons. Inuyasha out of pure embarrassment, Sango out of the head rush that sudden out burst had given her, Ms. Higurashi out of happiness, Jii-chan, who had been spying with Sota, out of alarm, and Sota out of surprise.

Real subtle... Sango thought.

"B-B-B-B-B-B-But he's a demon!" Jii-chan yelled. Inuyasha stiffened suddenly, as if he had been slapped.

"Father!" Ms. Higurashi said, "How many times has this boy risked his life to save

Kagome's? We've known him for over a year and I would have thought that by now you would know better!"

"Please, sir," Sango said. "If I may, I'm a demon exterminator in my time and I know first hand that not all demons are bad. One of my greatest companions, besides Inuyasha, is a demon. Demons aren't born bad, they're raised that way. Inuyasha is one of the few lucky enough to be raised among humans. Most demons fear humans, and do what they can to avoid contact with them."

Jii-chan looked at Inuyasha. "I apologize, my boy. I don't know what came over me in that moment."

For a moment, Inuyasha looked surprised, but his expression quickly reverted back to it's usual 'I don't care what you think' look.

"Um... back to the matter at hand?" Sango suggested.

"Oh, yes!" Ms. Higurashi replied, switching back on her happy button. "Well... In this time, girls need to be sixteen to wed, and men eighteen. Now, Kagome is old enough to wed but what age are you, Inuyasha? You look but Kagome's age."

"Looks can be very deceiving," Inuyasha mumbled.

"What he's trying to say is that because he's a demon, he ages very slowly. I would guess Inuyasha to be... at least three hundred," Sango translated.

"W-Well, you're plenty old enough then!" Ms. Higurashi nervously laughed. "But, what's the custom for demons to wed? You see, we have a ceremony and I imagine that the demon tradition would be different than ours."

Inuyasha's eyes widened and his face reddened. Sango let out what seemed like a small squeak as the same thing happened to her own face.

"Uh... we might want to discuss that in a different room just us girls, Ms. Higurashi," Sango nervously laughed.

"Of course, follow me Sango," Ms. Higurashi said, standing up, and walking out of the room, having no clue about the inward screaming she was about to unleash.(I'll explain at the end, if you don't understand.)

After Sango and his mother were out of the room, Sota rushed up to Inuyasha.

"Are you really going to be my uncle, Inuyasha? That's so cool!"

"W-Wait a minute, Sota! I don't even know if Kagome will say yes or not."

"Well, why wouldn't she?"

"A-..." Inuyasha hesitated. No real reason came to mind. "What if she likes someone else? Or what is she doesn't like me?"

"You're just being paranoid," Jii-chan scoffed.

"Ya," Sota joined. "Kagome doesn't like anybody else, and why wouldn't she like you in the first place? You're awesome!"

Inuyasha blushed slightly and grinned, looking down at Sota.

Maybe...

(DONE!)

There? Was that better? Even just a little bit? Because I'm not doing that again! Oh, and the reason Inuyasha and Sango got really nervous and why Ms. Higurashi would scream is because, as you may or may not have noticed, I use the word mate, as I do in all my fanfics containing Inuyasha and a marriage. If you don't get it yet... um,... let's just say I can't type it with my current rating, or on for that matter! And you're still clueless... I can't really help you... you'll have to e-mail me.

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Beta: Erin

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