(A/N Thnx for the reviews guys. Don't worry I wont update once a week. I write this whenever I feel like.)
"So Karkz. What is the next thing you are going to do to us?" Numbuh 5 asked me.
"I don't know. I got to get out of this barrel somehow. Your creator is kind of pissed off at me for doing this to you." I said.
"We all are. Aren't we?" Numbuh 5 asked.
"Its fun for me." Numbuh 3 said. "Me too." Numbuh 2 said. "I have no problems with it." Numbuh 4 said.
"Guys give Numbuh 5 some support here. Numbuh 1 you are against Karkz aren't you." Numbuh 5 said pissedfully.
"What? No I am not. I am having fun since Karkz came." Numbuh 1 said.
"AAAAAAGGHHHH." Numbuh 5 is raged and threw Numbuh 1 out of the window.
"Why did you do that for Numbuh 5?" Numbuh 3 jumped.
"BECAUSE I AM AT RAGE!1111" And she threw her off the same window.
"Numbuh 5 control yourself. This is not the way to throw away your team mates." Numbuh 2 asked her.
"I DON'T CARE!" And she threw 2 out of the same window and she looked at Numbuh 4.
"All right. All right. I can do it myself you know." And Numbuh 4 jumps off the window.
"ITS YOUR FAULT!" And she walked towards me.
"No don't" But she didn't walked towards me. She walked for Mo Williems.
"WHAT ME?" Mo Williems. "Warburton give me some support here."
"I don't know who you are." Warburton just said and remained sited.
"WHAT?" Williems screamed as Numbuh 5 approached him and he ran away.
"RUN FOREST RUN!" someone screamed at him. "Oops wrong caption. Was I supposed to say RUN WILLIEMS RUN?"
"Yes you was." I said pissed.
"Oh okay. RUN WILLIEMS RUN! But wait the Forest part is still fun. Can it be Forest please?" He said.
"Who called me?" Tom Hanks rushed in there.
"Tom. What the hell are you doing here." I screamed at him.
"My name is Forest Forest Gump." Tom said.
"No you are Captain Miller. Now get back to the Saving Private Ryan parody." I screamed at him.
"I insist to be called Forest Gump." Tom protested.
"Why you. GET BACK THERE NOW." And I ran after him.
"RUN FOREST RUN!" The same guy screamed again as Tom umm I mean Gump no I mean Miller ran away.
"Ok that was weird." Mr Warburton said. "Is this a Kids Next Door parody or what?"
"Wait until I bring Allo' Allo' characters in here." I said at him as I dragged To… Miller to the other door.
Ok so lets get on with the main thing.
"Wallabee Beatles. Its time for you to bring your project on radioactive gasses." As professor Add A Random Name said
"Ok." Numbuh 4 got out of his chair and brought out his microphone and singed with a very scary voice.
"SELLAFIELD 2 WILL PRODUCE 7.5 TONS OF PLUTONIUM EVERY YEAR. 7.5 KG OF PLUTONIUM MAKE A NUCLEAR BOMB. SELLAFIELD 2 WILL RELEASE THE SAME AMMOUNT OF RADIOACTIVITY INTO THE ENVIRONMENT AS CHERNOBYL EVERY 4.5 YEARS. ONE OF THESE RADIOACTIVE SUBSTANCES KRYPTON 85 WILL CAUSE DEATH AND SKIN CANCER.
R A D I O A C T I V I T Y
Tschernobyl,
Harrisbuuuuuurgh,
Sellafiellllld,
Hiiiiroooooshiiiiimaaaaaa
Tschernobyl,
Harrisbuuuurgh,
Sellafiellld,
Hiiiiiiirooooooshiiiiimaaaaa
Stop RADIIIOOOOACTIIVITYYYY
Is in the air for you and me
Stop RADIIIOOOOACTIIVITYYYY
Discovered by Madame Curie
Chain reaction and mutation,
contaminated population
Stop RADIIIOOOOACTIIVITYYYY"
(a/n play Kraftwerk – Radioactivity if you don't believe me.)
Numbuh 4 finishes as he sees everyone stunned.
"Umm did I said anything wrong." Numbuh 4 asked
"That was soo leik ripp fo from teh Kraftwerk Rdiaoctativity seng." Random person said this.
"Fuck off my project was better than yours." And he shoots him with a hand gun.
"Now what will you give me." Numbuh 4 pointed at Add A Random Name Here.
"Umm Double A ?" Add A Random Name Here said.
"I WANT A TRIPPLE A +" Numbuh 4 screamed and shot him. "I will write it myself then. Okay A is spelled K and + is &. So I will write here a K&&&&&&."
"Hey write me triple A +." Someone screamed.
"Shut up" and 4 shoots him.
"I heard someone sing our song." Florian entered the classroom. "But I can sing it better."
Chaos erupted at the class room as Florian made an appearance.
" Ralf help me here." Florian screamed as he ran away from the crazy fans running after him.
"RUN FOREST RUN." The same random person screamed at him.
"Man WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO USE FOREST!" I screamed at him. "HIS NAME IS FLORIAN."
"I wasn't yelling at him I was yelling at Forest coming this way." He said.
And indeed Fore… Miller was running here.
"RUN THE THIRD REICH IS COMING THIS WAY." Miller ran.
"No. No. Don't bring them here." I said at him but it was late. Hitler was standing just outside the room.
"SCHNELL. THE KRAUPT IST HIER!" And Hitler ran for Miller followed by the Strum Troopers. Those from Star Wars.
"I can't believe this." I said slapping my hand to my forehead.
"Neither do I." Numbuh 5 said.
"Finnaly we understood eachother." I said to her.
"Yea." Numbuh 5 said.
"So what do you want to do?" I said to her.
"Lets go get some ice cream." Numbuh 5 said.
"Good idea." The camera showed us two going out.
"Do you know you haven't blow up anything yet?" Numbuh 5 said.
"Yea…"
THE END.
Or is it…
No its not…
Or is?
But if I think of it little.
Bye Bye.
Ha got ya.
"Hey Numbuh 1 how could you ram Lizzie like that?" Numbuh 2 asked him.
"Well you told me to show her our new R.A.M.H.E.R and I rammed her. Pretty ironic isn't it?" Numbuh 1 said.
"Numbuh 3 will you cry if you learned that Rainbow Monkeys ceased to produce." Numbuh 4 told her.
"NOOOO!" Numbuh 3 took a handgun and shot herself.
"Umm I was just joking." Numbuh 4 said.
"Numbuh 5 can I have your room." Numbuh 3 asked her.
"No. I don't wan you to have my room." Numbuh 5 told her.
"But I already have your room." Numbuh 3 told her. "Its being redecorate and everything is thrown out to the garbage."
Numbuh 5 dies from this bad news.
"Hey look a Sherman." Numbuh 2 screamed as he sees the abandoned WWII tank.
He gets in it and presses a button. The Sherman fires a shell and it hits the treehouse which falls over the Sherman.
"Oops." Numbuh 2 said.
And then it explodes.
"What Happen…" Numbuh 1 asked.
"Someone set us up the bomb. We get signal." Numbuh 4 said.
"What?" Numbuh 1 asked again.
"Main screen turn on." Numbuh 2 says as he turns on the screen.
"Its you." Numbuh 1 says.
"How are you gentleman? All your base are belong to us." Father says.
"What you say?" Numbuh 1 asked him.
"There is no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha…" and he logs off.
Ok that was stupid I know but boom and everything explodes and a new random event is born.
"Dude this is like soo totally random that I will change my name to random and I will ask this site to be changed to and every fic will be so random that this planet randomness will be random and everything in here will be random." Numbuh 5 says. "In fact I am so random that I will now kill myself for the sake of randomness."
Numbuh 5 takes a hand gun. "So good bye for the randomness." And she shoots herself.
"But you are still alive." I said to her.
"WHY DON'T YOU LET ME DIE ONCE AND FOR ALL." Numbuh 5 raged screamed at me.
"Umm I don't know. I once read a book that the characters died there and then they are back alive so I use that idea." I said backing away.
"I AM SOO GONNA GET YOU." Numbuh 5 said.
"Quick what to do." I said.
"Simple. RUN FOREST RUN." The same guy said at me and I ran away. :(
