"So when I like went there and get inside that room I noticed something weird. NUMBUH 5 KISSING NUMBUH 3. FTW? So I was like Hahahahahaha lol now everyone will hear about you two and Numbuh 5 ran after me and that is why I am here." I said pointing to my head. "Its blooded."

"So why are you telling this to us?" He asked me.

"Well to help me with this head." I said.

"I don't think car service can help you." The engineer said to me and pointed to the sign saying Car service. "The hospital is that door."

"Oh ok." And I went to the hospital. Just as I left the car service. "I got the information father." The engineer said. "Good, good." And they both laughed like crazy.

"Numbuh 2. Did you finished repairing the C.O.O.L.B.U.S?" Numbuh 1 asked him.

"Umm I thought you asked me to throw it away. So I did." Numbuh 2 said.

"Man you are an idiot. How could you throw away the bus? It was only a little damage. Never mind ill send a message to global command. They will be not happy when they hear it's the 10'th this week." Numbuh 1 said and went away.

"Guys listen up. ITS MY 13th BIRTHDAY. YAAAAY." Numbuh 3 said.

"GET HER." Numbuh 1, 2, and 5 ran after her.

"Oh noes." Numbuh 3 said.

"Numbuh 3 this way." Numbuh 4 said to her and led her to a door.

"You didn't just led her there." Numbuh 1 said to him.

"Yes why?" Numbuh 4 said as Numbuh 1 pointed to the door.

"Oh… ummm .ehhehehe… It's only a strach." Numbuh 4 said sweat coming from his forehead as he saw Numbuh 3 lying flat on the ground.

"Ummm yes. It's only a strach." Numbuh 5 repeated laughing at him. "Man like you are so busted."

Before 2 years 4 months 10 days 22 hours 10 minutes 42 seconds 27 tenth of a hundred 16 nano seconds.

"Lassie yeh can't avoid sticky beard long enough yarrrrr." Sticky Beard said at Numbuh 5.

"Why not?" Numbuh 5 said.

"Because all yeh candy are belong to us. Harrr ahahahahahrarahrhahrharhr." Sticky Beard said.

"You mean all your candy are belong to us." Numbuh 5 said to him.

"Umm what?" Sticky Beard asked.

"I was playing with you while we stole all your candy. Bye bye." Numbuh 5 said and went away.

"NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo. Yah can't do this to meh Lassie." Sticky Beard said while running at her but he fell off the boat.

"Ouch that must have hurt." Numbuh 5 said looking down at him.

"So Numbuh 4. Have you gotten any better at math's." Numbuh 3 asked him teasingly.

"Yes off course. I am better than you, you know." Numbuh 4 said to her.

"Prove it." Numbuh 3 said.

"Ok. 1+115, 13+119392,23233 and 1112383179129312793812,2312312312312312" Numbuh 4 said to her.

"Wow. I never knew you will be better at math's Numbuh 4." Numbuh 3 told him.

"Yea. Now its your turn." Numbuh 4 said to her.

"Ummmm…. 1+12, 5525 and 10+1020?" Numbuh 3 said.

"HA. YOU SUCK AT MATHS. YOU SUCK AT MATHS." Numbuh 4 said to her teasing her.

"WAAAAA." Numbuh 3 ran off the room screaming and crying.

"Hey Karkz why you never write me Kookz?" Numbuh 3 asked me.

"Cause I think it sucks. Now go back to crying." I said to her.

"Ok. WAAAAAAHHHHH." Numbuh 3 went on crying.

"Ok Karkz lets have a little talk with you." Numbuh 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 went to me.

"What?" I said.

"Ill go first." Numbuh 1 said.

"I was thinking. Can you add somewhere in the story how KND won the fight against adult tyranny and everything is perfect?" Numbuh 1 asked me.

"No." I said.

"Umm okay." Numbuh 1 went away disappointed.

"Karkz. Can you let me sometimes pilot the new AIRBUS?" Numbuh 2 said to me.

"No. What do you think I will do? Take ideas from my own characters on my story? Go to your posts we are doing the next thing." I said.

"Okay." They all went away disappointed.

"Look what they do after they even get paid. Wait they don't get paid. No matter get back to your posts and don't force me to blow you up." I said to them.

"Sir. Sir. You got a phone call." Someone ran to me.

"What is it?" I asked.

"See for yourself." He threw me the phone at me.

"No more free lunch for you after that." I screamed at him then I took the phone. "Yes?"

"Karkz my dear. Have you forgotten about me." A woman voice sounded.

"Umm…… yes…. I mean….. no…… ummm…. How about…. today…. No tomorrow." I said to her.

"WHAT? I DON'T GET PAID HERE TO COME TO YOU. QUIT CALLING OUR HOT LINE OKAY?" and she hang up.

"Who was that Karkz." Numbuh 5 said to me.

"ummmmm…………. .. .. . Just someone……" I said to her. "Look get back to your post."

"Okay." She said going there laughing to herself.

"So our next scene is like this. Numbuh 3 gets to learn the harry potter spoilers and she kills everyone…"

"Wasn't that like few days ago?" Numbuh 1 said to me.

"Ummm. What the crap… Who gave me this shit?" I said.

"You took it yourself." Numbuh 4 said to me.

"Oh okay. I guess we have to think of something then." I said.

"What you forgot the script at home?" Numbuh 5 said to me.

"Kind of. Well never mind I can think of something." I said. "Lets see…"

Numbuh 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 were in a jungle dressed as soldiers.

"Man I am so exausted." Numbuh 2 said.

"Me too." Numbuh 3 and 5 said.

"I am dehydrating." Numbuh 1 said.

"Don't worry I can always call for a ….

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"Wow that was good Numbuh 4." Numbuh 1 said. "But now I want to tell you that I love you."

"Yeah…" Numbuh 4 blushed. "I do too." And they ra away holding hands.

"Wait for me guys." Numbuh 2 said running after them.

"Boys." Numbuh 3 and 5 said. "At least we have each other." Numbuh 3 and 5 started kissing.

"MAN YOU ARE GROSS." Numbuh 5 screamed at me. "NEVER AGAIN DO THAT TO ME!" Numbuh 5 screamed and ran after me.

"Man can I stop being chased at in every single chapter?" I asked Mr. Warburton.

"No." Mr. Warburton said to me.

"O really?" as I was running away.

"Ya really." Mr. Warburton answered.

Few days later at the hospital.

"Question. Why does Numbuh 5 always has to beat me up like that." I said to Numbuh 1, 2, 3 and 4.

"Because she hates you." Numbuh 1 said to me.

"And then why does she goes rage when I order her to go on slash." I said to them.

"Cause she hates you." Numbuh 2 said.

"And then why does she has to chase me at all chapters?" I said to them.

"Cause she hates you." Numbuh 3 said.

"And why does she hates me?" I said to them.

"Cause she hates you." Numbuh 4 said.

"GET OUT OF HERE." I screamed at them.

"Fine." Numbuh 1, 2, 3 and 4 went out.

"Sir. Mr Warburton wants to see you." The doctor entered.

"Why?" I said.

"See for yourself." The doctor said and exited and Mr. Warburton entered.

"Why do your characters have to be raged at me?" I said to him.

"Because its fun since this is a parody." Mr. Warburton said.

"You know what fun is?" I said to him.

"What?" Mr. W asked.

"Kicking your butt." I raised from my bed and ran after him.

"Wait. We can set this somehow up?" Mr Warburton said to me.

"No we can't." and I chased him out of the hospital as Numbuh 1, 2, 3 and 4 noticed us.

"Hmph. Producers." And they went away.