So Numbuh 1 was sitting on his desk one day and many thoughts ran through his head. Then without notice someone entered his office.

"Hello I sell watches, notebooks, clocks, sunglasses…" This guy said to him showing through his stuff.

"I am not interested." Numbuh 1 stared at him coldly.

"I also have these ballpoint pens too." That guy continued.

"I told you I am not interested" Numbuh 1 said to him and pressed a button under his desk.

"But I need credz..." And without delay he fell down in a hole that opened under where he stood.

Then I entered at the scene.

"Hi haven't written in a while so here is a new chap…" but before I finished I also fell in the hole that Numbuh 1 opened.

"Please bring Numbuh 3 and 5 inside." Numbuh 1 said at the intercom to the secretary outside his room. "Also you are fired from today pack your bags and get off my tree house." Numbuh 1 shouted at the intercom. "Before you go bring coffee to me." Numbuh 1 then settled at his chair.

Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 5 came inside all dancing around his office happy like for no reason and doing all kinds of tricks.

"Hey Numbuh 3 and 5. So how is going?" Numbuh 1 told to them.

"Happy as always Numbuh 1." They both replied. And started the happy dance again.

"Ok, ok. I know you two has been up in this tree house to set the morality of our employees and we know you two do a good job but recently we got some packages of vending machines around the place. You know to raise morale of the people around so we don't need you anymore."

Numbuh 3 and 5 did a sad face.

"But since you two were very good in this facility I have come to a decision that one of you will stay." Numbuh 1 said and looked at them.

Numbuh 3 and 5 just looked at each other. "Who?" They said.

"I can't choose. You two are good but one of you must go. So I decided you two should battle to the death and the winner gets to stay." Numbuh 1 said and looked at them.

Numbuh 3 and 5 again looked at each other. Without waiting they started to fight eachother.

"You are death bitch." Numbuh 3 said to 5 while slapping her.

"I am going to kill you." 5 said to 3 while pulling her by her hair.

Dear Sir. I object strongly against the previous type of management you add in your fanfic. I myself as a corporate manager I have never thought of making two of my best workers kill each other for the place that one of them will take. In fact it all goes by statistical means. Also I never installed an trap floor in my life. Also these buyers sell good stuff.

Sincerely

Mr…..

AAAAAAAAAA

I pressed a button as the writer of that letter fell down a trap floor then I stare directly at the camera.

"And now for trick or treat." I said.

Numbuh 1 through 5 went to a house each dressed in a costume. They ran on the door.

Someone came out and 1 through 5 said "Trick or Treat". This guy just looked at them and went inside.

They waited 2 minutes for him to appear but nothing.

"YOU STUPID BASTARD GIVE ME SOME CANDY!" Numbuh 4 screamed at the door.

"That's it I am taking action. Who is with me?" Numbuh 4 said while the others said me.

"This is what we going to do. Numbuh 1 and 2 will go through this window, Numbuh 5 and me through that window and 3 will crash the whole house afterwards with Hippie Hop. Ok everyone ready?"

"Ready" They all said and they went on to do the business. "LEAVE NO PRISONERS!" they all screamed as they broke in the house. Numbuh 1 and 2 took out their guns and fired everywhere so did 5 and 4 making catastrophic damage around the house.

"STOP!" This guy inside the house screamed. "STOP! PLEASE!" but they continued with the havoc wrecking everything that came into their path.

"I DON'T HAVE ANY CANDY! STOP PLEASE!" He screamed and started to cry.

"Umm no candy?" Numbuh 1 said and looked ashamed at him.

"I AM BROKE DON'T YOU SEE AND NOW YOU RUINED ME." The guy continued to cry.

"Umm maybe we should go." Numbuh 1 ordered 2, 4 and 5 out the building.

When they exited the house there came Numbuh 3.

"NUMBUH 3 NO!" but it was late. The house was smashed to pieces. Numbuh 3 came out the machine and said. "Any candy for me?"

XP +50000

Then came me again on the screen. I was humming something not noticing the camera pointing on me. "Oh. And now its time for how will Kids Next Door look on an MMORPG."

Numbuh 1 entered the game.

Numbuh 1: LVL 60 LFt

Numbuh 4: Need more +lvl55.

Numbuh 3: LVL 58 DOC LFT

Numbuh 4: 3 come to my team pls.

Numbuh 3: K.

Numbuh 3 joined your team.

Numbuh 3: Hi.

Numbuh 4: Hi.

Numbuh 3: What are we doing?

Numbuh 4: pirates. Gnna look for more.

Numbuh 3: K.

Numbuh 1 joined the team.

Numbuh 4: Welcome.

Numbuh 1: Hai

Numbuh 3: Hey

Numbuh 1: Pirates k?

Numbuh 4: That's what we are doing.

Numbuh 1: Pls recruit Numbuh 5. She is a LVL 59 Tank.

Numbuh 4: K.

Numbuh 5 joined the team.

Numbuh 1: Hi

Numbuh 3: Hey

Numbuh 4: Welcome

Numbuh 5: Sup R we doing piratez?

Numbuh 4: Yep.

Numbuh 5: Pls recruit Numbuh 2. He is lvl 60 warrior.

Numbuh 4: K.

Numbuh 2 joined the game.

Numbuh 2: Hai

Numbuh 4: K full team lets go.,

Numbuh 3: Hey

Numbuh 1: Sup

Numbuh 5: Howdy?

After some time deep inside Pirate Sheep Dungeon.

Numbuh 1: PLS rez.

Numbuh 3: K.

Numbuh 1 got resurrected by Numbuh 3.

Numbuh 1: Thnx.

Numbuh 3: Np.

Numbuh 2: He is almost death.

Numbuh 4: You hit Sticky Beard with 2003 Melee Dmg. Critical hit!

Numbuh 5: Woot.

Numbuh 3: GZ.

Numbuh 1: Yay we killed it.

Numbuh 3: Ding.

Numbuh 5: Mega Candy loot inside.

Numbuh 1: PLS LET ME HAVE IT.

Numbuh 2: No me PLS.

Numbuh 4: ME PLS.

Numbuh 3: Lets Roll.

Numbuh 1: K

Numbuh 5 looted Mega Candy.

Numbuh 1: WTF!

Numbuh 4: FAGGOT.

Numbuh 2: YOU BITCH!

Numbuh 5: LOL OWNED.

Numbuh 5 has left the team.

Numbuh 3: OMG NINJA LOOTER.

Numbuh 1: ILL GO GANK HER WHO IS WITH ME?

Numbuh 3: We all are.

Numbuh 1: K.

After some longer time.

Tree House attack! The Villain organization "The Boss" attacked the organization "Sector V" at their Tree house at Sector V.

Numbuh 1: OMG.

Numbuh 4: Where is Numbuh 2 and 3.

Numbuh 1: They got lagged and logged off.

Numbuh 4:(

Numbuh 1: Team up with me. I am going to gank them.

Numbuh 4: K.

Numbuh 4 joined your team.

Numbuh 1: K lets go.

At the tree house the boss organization was taking the tree house section by section.

Karkz: Wut you doing?

The Boss: Taking this tree house you see.

Knight brace: Pls get off here.

Crazy Catlady used Katnap buff on you.

Karkz: WTF I am neutral.

You hit Grandma Stuffum with Projectile 3148. Critical hit!

Crazy Catlady: OMG REZ PLS.

Knight Brace: K.

Knight Brace execution of resurrection got interrupted by Karkz…

You hit Knight Brace with Projectile 2374. Critical hit!

Knight Brace:(

The Boss: Lol h4x. Wait don't kill me.

Karkz: You started it

The Boss: Want to join my org?

Karkz: Naw I am freelancer.

The Boss: Pls.

/ignore The Boss

Karkz: ./ignore The Boss

You used respawn at tree house buff.

Numbuh 1 and 4 came there where The Boss alone was attacking the tree house.

Numbuh 1: See this.

Numbuh 1 uses Mega Critical Chance buff.

Numbuh 1 hits The Boss with 8000 projectile dmg. Critical hit!

Numbuh 4: OMG that showed him.

Numbuh 1: Lol owned.

Numbuh 1/tell The Boss You are no match for Sector V.

PM The Boss: Lol I was going to own you if that faggot didn't ganked my team mates.

"That was enough of MMORPG this week now for something completely different." I said.

"It's…"

MONTY PYTHON THE FLYING CIRCUS

"CUT CUT." Karkz said. "I think I ripped Monty Python enough. When I say now for something completely different it doesn't has to be Monty Python. NO NOT THE LETTERS.

Dear Sir I object strongly that this is turning to a Monty Python spoof. I paid to read Kids Next Door fan fiction not Monty Python.

Sincerely

Mr. Fanalot

P.S:

Now I am going to be hit by a 16 ton metal.

16 ton metal fell over Fanalot.

"Anything else?" I said while having this annoyed face. "Good, good. Now its time when I have ran out of ideas and ill just get off the stage." I said while standing up and getting off the camera sight. After some time "yes that is all there is nothing else." Still after some time I appear again. "Shoo shoo there is completely nothing else after this." The camera fades off.

The Boss: I have planed another attack tomorrow. Come to 16:00 GMT +05 k.?

Crazy Catlady: Is that 11:00 GMT?

The Boss: yes.

Crazy Catlady: umm I cant I have RL things to do.

The Boss: when then?

Crazy Catlady: At 13:00?

The Boss: GMT?

Crazy Catlady: yes

The Boss: I can't I have bussines to do in RL.

Crazy Catlady: What about 09:00 GMT?

The Boss: Umm 14:00 GMT+05? Hmmmm….

The Boss: naw I have RL things to do then.

Knight Brace: How about 18:00 GMT-10

The Boss: ah shut up. We will do it in two days then.

Toilenator: Naw I can do it tomorrow.

The Boss: You are not coming.

Toilenator: But why!1/

The Boss: becuz you cant even kill a damn mob.

Toilenator: But I can.

The Boss: You are not coming.

Toilenator: I will.

The Boss: Then I will kick you off the org.

Toilenator: k.

The Boss: k.

Toilenator got kicked off the organization.

Crazy Catlady: Rofl.

Knight Brace: LMAO. N00b.

The Boss: He is worthless anyway. K lets get on with planning.