ZT: Chapter TEN!
Wufei: So? You still have a ways to go.
ZT: I know, but still, TEN chapters!
Quatre: Well, you had a prologue, so wouldn't chapter nine actually be your tenth chapter?
ZT: …You just HAD to rain on my parade, didn't you?
NS: HI!
Wufei: What're YOU doing here?
ZT: Neko! He's being mean! He needs to be punished.
Quatre: No duh I'm being mean! You sicked Laury on me!
ZT: Well, SOMEONE had to meet her!
NS: I'll meet her! Do I wanna meet her? I'll meet her! But she sicked someone so maybe it's not safe to meet her and…yeah. Hey does anyone wanna go to the elephant bar? I feel like a pina colada. Anywhos I think I'm drunk off of flat soda but I don't think you can get drunk off flat soda so maybe I'm high cause I'm talking so much but that wouldn't make sense either cause I always talk a lot. And it didn't taste flat it tasted spicy……. Yeah. NEKO OUT! (Passes out on the floor)
ZT/Quatre/Wufei: … … … … … …
Wufei: Start the story?
ZT: Yes, let's. I don't own Gundam Wing and don't mind my drunk sister…Enjoy!
NS: Waf druk sisber? (Falls back down) I love you Barney.
Wufei: O.O() That's so wrong!
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Heather ()- Yeah, Laury's fun to write. She's just so carefree and full of surprises! I love Duo, too! He's awesome!
Fate Sucks
Chapter 10
Well, a few days had passed since our heroes met Sai's "lovely" friends. It was easy for them to figure out now how Sai could change moods so fast and easily: she had practice being a friend to her friends! They were on complete opposite sides of the spectrum!
Vanessa and Allison were on the mellow side. But Allison was kind, shy, and proper, while Vanessa was-well- a female version of Heero.
Laury and Alex were more outgoing. Alex was on the carefree, "I go by my own rules" side, while Laury was overly bubbly and an alcoholic, making her capable of…
CRASH!
Well, you get the idea. The crash happened to be heard from a certain Chinese pilot's dorm, followed by a bunch of curses, "BAKA! ONNA! Your braid and boos are MINE!"
Allison happened to be with Quatre at the time discussing Les Miserables (Love. That. Musical!) outside of the dorms when the two heard Wufei declaration. They were also out of the dorms at the right time to see two laughing boneheads (A.K.A: Duo and Laury) race out of the building.
Upon seeing the item of her obsession, Laury quit laughing and literally pounced on the poor Arabian pilot. "Quatre!" she squealed, squeezing him in a tight hug.
"Nice to see you too, Laury," Quatre managed to get out. He had gotten used to Laury glomping him every time she saw him, but not her death grips.
Allison, on the other hand, put her hands on her hips and looked at Laury with disapproval, "WHAT did you do now?"
Laury looked at the brunette with an innocent face, yet her eyes portrayed a different story, "I have no idea what you're talking about."
Allison didn't speak. Instead, she pointed to the dorm where fluent Chinese could still be heard yelling in a vulgar manner.
Laury smiled sheepishly, "Well, it's not my fault he thinks women are weak! I HAD to show him otherwise and Duo helped me!"
Allison turned to Duo expectantly, who smirked, "What? Your hair's as long as mine! You know how many hair care products are necessary! Plus, make-up is usually a necessity. Then there's the time of the month stuff, and checking for pregnancy, work, bills, hobbies, ect… all that stuff adds up. I'm surprised we were able to get all the stuff to stay up until he found the lipstick…"
"Then it all crashed down on him!" Laury concluded.
Allison let out a sigh, "Laury, one of these days, these 'pranks' of yours are going to get you into trouble."
"Aw, don't be such a stiff Ally! Everyone deserves a good laugh," Laury said.
"But one of these days someone is not going to be laughing. You could really hurt someone, someone you care about…" Allison warned.
"Fine, I'll tone it down!" Laury replied with a sulking look before pulling a lollipop out of her pocket and sticking it in her mouth.
Just then, the dorm door slammed open and out came a steaming Wufei. He had splatters of makeup and gel on him, a pair of stockings caught to his shoe, a tampon sticking out of his hair, and a stick of lipstick in his clenched fist.
"I believe this is yours," Wufei growled out through clenched teeth at Laury, thrusting his hand out for her to take the lipstick.
Allison looked at the lipstick in surprise and grabbed it before Laury could react, "This is NOT yours, Laury!"
Laury shrugged, "Well, yeah, I didn't unpack yet, so I just grabbed it off the dresser-"
"Laury! This belongs to Alex! Alex's LIPSTICK!" Allison exclaimed. At Laury's confused looked, she let out a sigh, "The one from herONE OF A KIND collection!"
Laury went wide-eyed, "Wha-? Keep it away from me then! I may break it!"
"That is precisely my point!" Allison replied.
Duo looked at the lipstick, "Doesn't look very special to me… just looks like a regular sick of lipstick."
"Yeah, well it's worth a lot more than it let's on. And it's irreplaceable unless we went to the…beautician who created it in the first place," Laury explained.
Wufei raised an eyebrow, "What's the point of having a one of a kind lipstick?"
"It makes me all the more unique," Alex proclaimed, walking up with Trowa. Alex and Trowa learned of each other's jobs: Trowa the clown and Alex was a part time backup dancer. They found that they could really get along when talking about their lines of entertainment…
Allison handed Alex the lipstick, who put it in the pocket of her magenta leather half trench coat. She was in uniform this time, but she still could not bring herself to wear the tacky jacket; it SO wasn't her style! At least she could work the white skirt…
"So, you never told me, buddy. Are ya goin' or what?" Alex turned to Trowa, obviously re-starting a former topic.
"I'm not sure. I don't usually do parties," Trowa answered.
"A clown that doesn't do parties…you do realize that that type of clown doesn't exist, right?" Alex pushed.
"Whoa, hey! Time out! What party?" Duo burst out. There was a party and he didn't know about it? Boy, was he losing his touch!
"You mean you didn't know?" Laury gasped. "We knew about it before we even left! It's a hangout/dance party being held in the ballroom. It's gonna be like those college parties you always hear about."
"MINUS the drinking!" Alex put in, giving a warning glare to Laury. "Will ya make it?"
"Yeah! We'll be there!" Duo exclaimed, glomping Wufei at the same time as to say that he was speaking for the both of them, "And we'll get Heero to come too!"
"No."
"Aw, c'mon Heero!" Duo whined to his emotionless friend. He was, in turn, met with the barrel of a gun. Duo ignored it, "Come on! It's just one party! Besides, it's not as if we're gonna get anywhere on our mission if Sai's there and we aren't."
"Hn," was the reply.
Duo let out a sigh, "Listen, I've been thinking about this whole Sai and Night Star thing…"
He stopped for a second; Heero had put the gun away and was working on his laptop again. Duo didn't really like being ignored when he had a smart idea, so Heero's actions kind of bugged him. Duo cleared his throat, but Heero still didn't looked up.
Fine then, go to attention getter, "I spent a lot of time with Sai, and now Wufei does because, whether he realizes it or not, he enjoys having someone who can talk about traditional weapons and sword techniques with him. Now we both noticed something: Sai claims to know what's going on with Night Star, but we've never, not even when all of us were spying on her, ever saw her try to contact him." Duo could hear the clacking on the computer slow a little. He got Heero's attention. Good. "Now, here's what I think: We've already come to the conclusion that Night Star is on our side thanks to the Gundams and info. We've also found out that Sai's been his assistant for a LONG time…maybe when he was still with LAVA?"
The clacking stopped. Heero turned to Duo, "What're you getting at?"
"Night Star's on our side. He knows that all the information on us is gone except for what people personally know. Sai flat out told us she knows a ton about us from keeping tabs on us during the war. She did this for Night Star's sake. Now, what if LAVA didn't keep AS big of a tab on us? Like, they studied our tactics but not our identities? Since Sai was around, they should know that she knows all of this. Do you honestly think Night Star's gonna let all that knowledge go unguarded?" Duo could tell Heero was pondering what he said, and he continued, "I think Night Star is here, on the Sanc kingdom grounds." Duo eyes were dead serious, "And with such a big party going on, I don't think he'd miss it."
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