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CHAPTER3

"Gai, Gai are you home?" Kakashi sat down taking out a picture of Gai and himself, then sighing deeply.

"K…Kakashi? Is that you?" a weak voice said.

Kakashi hastily followed the voice into the kitchen.

"Gai?" he said. "Are you in here?"

Naruto had come home to find a letter at his door.

"Hm?" he said, as he ripped open the envelope.

Inside was a blue ribbon card the text read:

YOU'RE INVITED…

Naruto was hesitant but opened the card anyway.

Slowly he read the inner content of the card: "To…WH—WHAT!"

"GAI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" screamed Kakashi as he quickly dodged a number of flying objects.

"You're cheating on me…AREN'T YOU!" Gai promptly threw a large glass vase, just missing Kakashi by an inch.

"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!"

Gai fell to his knees and began sobbing frenziedly. "You…you…" Gai looked up at Kakashi with murderous eyes. "You, you……DON'T HAVE TO YELL AT ME!" swiftly he grabbed a large frying pan and threw it directly at Kakashi.

Naruto lay unconscious on the ground, luckily Sasuke was on his afternoon walk, and happened to spot Naruto.

He dropped to his knees next to him. "Naruto, what are you doing?" Sasuke shook Naruto by the shoulders, hoping he would wake up. Quickly he noticed the invitation in Naruto's hand.

"Oh," he said. "So you got one too."

Kakashi lay sprawled out on the couch, a large bandage around his fore-head. Gai sat down gently next to him and held out an ice pack.

"How is your head?" he asked.

Kakashi spared him an irritated glance.

"Really Gai, who would I cheat on you with?"

"Are you kidding me? You can't find one bad looking guy in Konoha," Gai's face went red. "It makes me jealous."

Kakashi shrugged.

"Yeah so there are lots of good looking guys around town, but you're the one I'm marrying."

Gai gasped.

"You were 'eye cheating' on me!"

Kakashi sat up and swiveled in his seat to look at Gai. "So what, I'm not supposed to look at anyone!"

Kakashi was promptly knocked unconscious as Gai rammed the Ice pack into his skull.

But Gai's feminine mood swings had just begun.

At the Hokage's medical office, Tsunade just didn't understand it.

"I just don't understand it," Tsunade said, ruffling through her papers for the tenth time now.

"It can't be some sort of jutsu can it?" asked Shizune. "How will he tell Kakashi!"

"Well, he won't be able to hide it for long," answered Tsunade.

"Why, how far along is he?"

"…three months."

"Kakashi, there's something I have to tell you."

Kakashi looked away from stitching his forehead back up, and found a teary eyed Gai hovering behind him.

As Gai Began to speak, his loud and forceful voice quivering behind tears,Kakashi was taken back to a time many, many years ago, when he had been first given the talk about the birds and the bee's, and the nature of spring time magic… and everything he knew about the world came crashing down around him.

"Bu…BUT YOU'RE A GUY!" he exclaimed. "I just thought you were getting fat!"

"I don't under stand it either…" answered Gai, ruffling his hair and pretending to have not heard the previous comment. "Kakashi…I'M SORRY!" and thus Gai burst into uncontainable sobs for the second time that day.

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