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CHAPTER4

"No, no!" exclaimed Gai. "It's too short!"

"Here Naruto," Kakashi said. "Try this one on!" he winked as he handed Naruto another bright purple dress.

"When you guys said dress fittings…" growled Shikamaru. "…I didn't think, THAT YOU MEANT IT LITERALLY!"

Tenten and Kiba were huddled in a corner talking amongst themselves.

"I bet you anything," whispered Tenten. "That it's his time of month."

"Maybe," answered Kiba. "It's believable."

Shikamaru looked back flashing the 'you…did not' look.

The room went silent as the sound of loud pounding feet advanced on them.

Naruto hesitantly turned around and gaped as the door swung open revealing Morino Ibiki in a bright purple brides-maid dress.

Neji's eyes grew wide as he leaned over to Choji "I don't look like that do I?" he whispered.

Kakashi walked in shoving Ibiki out of the way from him and Gai, and immediately they both started shouting orders.

"Naruto no ninjutsu!"

"Shikamaru let your hair down!"

"Neji put on some eyeliner!"

"Ibiki, take those boots off!"

"Sasuke, I don't care if it makes you look fat!"

"G…G, G, Gai-sensei?" a shy voice broke through the shouting.

Gai quickly turned around "LEE!" he squealed as he wrapped his arms tightly around him.

Everyone gasped at the sight of Lee, he wore a light pink dress with white lace just touching the ground.

"WHY DOES HE GET TO WEAR PINK!" exclaimed Neji as he pointed at Lee.

"Because…" Kakashi said as he put his arm around Gai. "…He's the maid of honor!"

Kiba and Tenten were still in the corner whispering. "Lee…looks really nice don't you think," Kiba whispered blushing madly.

"K…K, KIBA ARE YOU BLUSHING!" coincidentally everyone had heard Tenten's out burst.

Kakashi leaned closer to Gai "We're rubbing of on them already," he whispered.

"Ahem," Kakashi cleared his throat. "I would like to inform you that the wedding has been moved up by 5 days."

"But why, Kakashi-sensei?" asked Lee.

"Well Lee, Gai and I…are expecting a BABY!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" with that Lee burst out of the room sobbing like mad.

"What!" exclaimed Shizune. "They've upped the wedding date!"

"Jeez…" moaned Tsunade. "They're so…lovey-dovey, it makes me sick."

"If Sarutobi- sensei could see this…" Tsunade added while clenching her fists.

"Oy, Naruto how'd the dress fitting go?" asked Iruka.

"Lee…pink. Ibiki…dress." Naruto's eyes were blank as if there was no life in him.

"Let me get this straight," Iruka said, rubbing his head. "Lee and Ibiki were in DRESSES?" Dresses, Dresses, Dresses, Dresses, Dresses, Dresses……….. the word echoed through the whole of Konoha. Screams of agony were heard from the people throughout the village imagining Morino Ibiki in a dress.

"Kabuto darling, have you heard the good news?" Orochimaru's voice rang as he called out.

"No honey, I haven't!" answered Kabuto.

"You remember Kakashi and Gai don't you?"

"Oh! How could I forget!" Kabuto answered as he opened his paper fan and began fanning him self rapidly.

"Well," Orochimaru continued. "We have been invited to their wedding!"

"What did I tell you maru-chan?" Kabuto said as he waved his finger.

"You were right," Orochimaru said shrugging. "All that fan fiction you write…I thought you were just crazy. I mean first you prove that Sasuke has a thing for Naruto, and now this!" Orochimaru sat putting his arm around Kabuto.

"I thought you knew," Kabuto said as he slowly looked Orochimaru up and down a few times. "That I…know everything…"

Meanwhile….

"WHAT!" Kakashi exclaimed. "B…But that's your ex-boy friend!"

"Listen," said Gai. "Just because he's my 'ex' doesn't mean I still have feelings for him. Anyways, he's with Kabuto now."

"Pedophile," Kakashi mumbled to himself.

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