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CHAPTER5

"WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO ANGRY WITH ME?" exclaimed Kakashi, clenching his fists angrily.

"WHY AM I ALWAYS ANGRY!" yelled Gai, pointing at himself. "ME?" Gai bellowed. "ME?" he repeated. "Tell me who is the one…" he took a breath. "…THAT'S ALWAYS ANGRY!"

"THAT'S IT!" Kakashi turned on his heel and left slamming the door shut behind him.

In the meantime…

"H…hey Naruto!" called Sasuke as trotted towards Naruto, who was quietly enjoying a large bowl of Miso ramen. (Mmm…ramen.)

"Hri hraske!" Naruto said cheerfully. ("Hi Sasuke!")

Sasuke seated himself beside Naruto. "So… umm…" he was looking to start a conversation, but had nothing to speak about.

"Those dresses," Naruto began. "I'm never going to look at Ibiki the same ever again."

"Y, you know it didn't look so bad on y--" Sasuke's face went a blazing fiery red.

Naruto grabbed Sasuke's arm. "What are you saying?"

Sasuke swallowed hard. "I…uh…" he began to sweat uncontrollably.

Naruto pressed the back of his hand to Sasuke's fore head. "Are you okay?" he asked.

Instantly Sasuke leaned in forcing their lips together, Naruto was too shocked and surprised to do anything but look around from person to person as they watched eagerly.

Meanwhile…

Gai left the apartment only moments after Kakashi seeking revenge…Gai style.

"Hey Asuma," Gai deepened his voice and licked his lips invitingly, trying to be sexy. Though this technique didn't work with the ladies it always had an effect on the men. Why? You might ask well, I have no clue.

Asuma did not want to look like a fool so, trying his hardest to keep his drool in his mouth he managed to squeeze out the word "Hi."

(You must realize by now that because of how amazingly hot almost every guy in Konoha is most of the guys have started going for each other. Hence: Kakashi, Gai, Naruto, Sasuke, Orochimaru and, Kabuto.)

"Are you free tonight?" he asked in that same voice.

Asuma's eyes began to twinkle as he broke into an opened mouth smile. "Ye--" he quickly got a hold himself. "Wait aren't you with Kakashi?"

"Listen," said Gai

(In other places)

"I have to get back at him!" Kakashi exclaimed.

"Really you two just need to talk," Iruka said attempting his best to calm Kakashi down.

"Just this once Iruka," he begged.

(However)

"Please!" Gai fell to his knees as he begged.

"I don't think you should," answered Asuma.

Gai gently rubbed Asuma's hand as he put on his puppy eyed puckered lips sad face.

He so wanted to do what Gai was telling him, but he new it was wrong.

(On the other hand)

Iruka was pretty neutral about it, Kakashi was really hot and all- "Fine," he said hoping it would sound like he didn't want to do it.

"Alright, fine," Asuma stopped trying.

"7:30 tonight!" Gai pranced off merrily, though his merriness was put to a stop once he reached home. All this time he had been with Kakashi he never realized how such a powerful expression could be emitted from a single eye, until that moment.

"What are you looking so smug about?" Kakashi questioned angrily.

"Oh, nothing," he lied.

"There's something I should tell you."

"What's that?" Gai asked still keeping his merry voice.

"I'm leaving around 7:30," he answered back dully.

"Good, so am I!" Gai left for the shower as Kakashi sat there more than astonished, if possible.

By 7:31 Gai was at Asuma's house ringing the door bell endlessly.

Asuma opened the door abruptly. "NO solicitING!" he yelled and closed the door as quickly as he had opened it. Gai stood for a moment.

The door opened again, "Uh sorry, thought you were someone else."

"I could tell," Gai answered giggling slightly. He slithered by Asuma and welcomed himself into his house. "Nice place," Gai commented.

"So--" Asuma stopped himself. "G, Gai what are you doing?" he asked.

"What do you mean?" Gai slumped into one of his large couches and slowly crossed one of his legs.

"Uh, muh, uh…"

"Well?" Gai uncrossed his leg and slowly crossed the other. "Would you like to talk about it over dinner?"

Asuma nodded "Uh huh." By then Kakashi and Iruka were already looking at their menus'.

"Kakashi, you're not going to be to happy with this," Iruka whispered as he shook his head.

Kakashi looked back knowing nothing would ruin his plans, except for this. "GAI!" Kakashi exclaimed.

"KAKASHI!" Gai yelled back.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" they yelled together.

"Iruka?" Gai said in astonishment.

"Asuma?" Kakashi called. "How could you?"

Gai shook his fist. "Iruka, I thought you were my friend!"

"That's it!" Kakashi at once grabbed Gai's hand, the two of them left stomping in unison.

"YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!" they both yelled.

Asuma left his table to join Iruka. "I'm free for the rest of the night…"

"Alright," Iruka quickly answered. "Want to go to my place? If you catch my dr—"

"Let's go!"

END CHAPTER5

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