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CHAPTER6

(4 hrs. to the wedding)

"NO!" Gai screamed.

"Gai! Just wait!" Iruka exclaimed as he and Asuma tried desperately to keep Gai in his dressing room.

"WAIT! WAIT 4 HOURS YOU MEAN!" he kicked and punched frantically. "I MISS KAKASHI!"

With a loud sob Gai turned and finally sat on the chair in front of the mirror. He sighed deeply. "There's no use," he said slouching over the table. He felt a light rubbing motion on his back.

"It's okay Gai-sensei,"

He looked over his shoulder, "Lee-chan --."

"If it makes you feel any better, Kakashi-sensei is acting the exact same."

In other places…

"Kakashi-sensei…are you crying?" Sakura questioned as she knocked on the washroom stall.

"No," he lied. Sniff, sniff. "Why are you in the men's washroom anyways?"

"Kakashi-sensei are you sure you're okay?" she asked.

"I WANT TO SEE GAI!" he yelled, and he burst into incredibly loud sobs, witch coincidentally could be heard from the other side of the hall where Gai's dressing room just happened to be.

Gai perked up. "Did you hear that?" he looked from side to side quickly.

"Gai- I think you're hearing things," commented Asuma.

He looked around again. "It was Kakashi!" he whispered.

"Kaka-who?" Iruka leaned in putting his ear closer to Gai's mouth.

"I said" he whispered. "KAKASHI!" he was gone in the blink of an eye, leaving Iruka wincing in pain.

Before Sakura even had time to blink Gai was in front of the washroom stall knocking rapidly on the door.

"Kakashi?"

"Gai! Is that you?" Kakashi exclaimed.

"KAKASHI!" Gai backed up until his back was up against the sink. He bent over. "I'M COMING IN!"

Gai ran head first and ricocheted of the stall door.

Kakashi opened the door abruptly. "GAI!" he yelled. "ARE YOU OKAY!"

Iruka burst into the washroom, "NO!" he exclaimed. "You can't see each other until the wedding ceremony!"

Kakashi and Gai bound together. "WHY?" they bellowed in union.

"Come on," said Asuma. "You only have 3 hours to get…ready!" he said, tugging on his arms.

Gai gasped. "OH NO! I haven't applied my eye liner!" he cried.

Kakashi gasped. "My- wait, Gai you don't wear eye liner, do you?"

A muffled noise came from the stall next to them. Frowning, they all stopped and turned, noticing shoes under the door.

"Sasuke?" questioned Sakura. "Is that you?"

"Uh, no it's, uh, me."

"N-n, n-Naruto?" Iruka blurted out.

The stall door suddenly banged open and the two tumbled onto the floor one on top of the other. (Making what I like to call: a pile of yaoi ninja!)

"Sasuke?"

"NARUTO!" screamed Iruka.

"I, I can explain!" Naruto stuttered.

"THEN EXPLAIN!" shouted Sakura.

The two boys looked at each other, then at Sakura, then at each other again.

Kakashi cupped the side of his face. "Run!" he whispered loudly.

They both nodded then bolted for the door.

Kakashi grabbed Sasuke's arm as he was leaving. "Sasuke," he whispered. "Your shirt's on backwards."

(20 min. until the wedding)

Kakashi stood at the altar as he wobbled impatiently; he flicked Tsunade in the head to waste time.

Tsunade looked at him oddly, and then shook her head.

A loud gasp came at once from the stands.

Kakashi turned quickly, "Gai!" he exclaimed.

Gai stood with his lilac tuxedo, and his dark purple bough. He stared at Kakashi thoughtfully.

Gai began to run up the isle, "Kakashi!" he called.

"Gai! You look great!" Kakashi said once Gai met him at the altar.

"You do too!" Gai answered.

"Really! I wasn't sure you'd like the white!"

"I love th--." Gai was cut off.

"Ahem…" the Tsunade cleared her throat in hopes to stop their rambling.

Kakashi turned to face Tsunade. "Excuse me; we're trying to have a conversation."

"You're Fore-head protector! Where is it!"

Kakashi held up his tie. "It's right here!"

"That is so cute!"

"JUST SAY 'I DO' ALREADY!" yelled Tsunade.

"Oh, right!"

"Hi mom!" Kakashi called.

"Hi sweetie!" she called back.

"I'm getting married!" he said.

"GOD DAMN IT!" bellowed Tsunade. "SAY I DO!"

"I do!" they said at once.

Gai paused, "Oh, my, god."

"What?" Kakashi asked.

"WE'RE MARRIED!"

They stared at each other for a moment.

"YAY! HONEYMOON!"

The two bolted from the room excitedly, leaving an awkward silence behind them.

"…Party?" suggested Tsunade.