ZT: Hey! Now it's time for part two of confusing, hangover day! I don't own Gundam Wing. Enjoy!

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Calli Maxwell- I don't think Trowa gets angry often either. Laury's gonna avoid Ally and Trowa these next few chaps, but believe me, she's gonna get paid back!

Dark Devotions- Hehe…Laury's gonna be busy, THAT'S for sure!

Fate Sucks

Chapter 22

"Y'know, I'd have had no objection to skipping class today," Sai yawned as she sat down with Alex, Duo, and Laury. She and Alex had been all for taking the day off with their dear, hangover friends. However, Duo and Laury practically BEGGED them to come to class. They said that it was "worth the lack of sleep" and "funnier than anything they would ever see." Sai and Alex took that as a hint that the two had cameras on them the night before.

As the door opened and the teacher walked in, Sai suppressed a groan; Relena was with her! The girl seemed to have recovered quite well from her drinking at the party…as far as she could tell at least. It really was hard to tell the difference between drunk and sober Relena. Both were psychos and both were snobs. The only way to really tell if she was drunk or not was to check if she had alcohol on her breath.

"Good morning class. I wanted to talk to you about what happened last night. I suppose most of you have noticed that a good deal of the upperclassmen are absent today. Well, that is because there were supposedly alcoholic beverages being served at a party last night. Now, before I go on, let me just remind you that alcohol on the school grounds is forbidden…" Relena began.

Sai rolled her eyes and glanced at the other three. Alex shrugged, Laury grinned and gave a slight nod, while Duo looked at her in confusion.

"The majority of Laury's stash is stuff she gets from the guy delivering alcohol to our dear Ms. Peacecraft's room," Alex explained to him in a whisper. "He comes about two times a week…sometimes three."

Duo looked at them in shock, "She's an alcoholic?"

"Not as bad as me, but she must down at least a bottle a day. And Sai told us before that when Relena gets in her face, she can smell the alcohol on her breath," Laury whispered.

The four left it at that and turned back to the lecture about how drinking was bad a such…


About fifteen minutes later, Relena pulled out a movie clip to show the "horrors" of what drinking could do. If she hadn't been so caught up in her lecture, she would have noticed the huge grins on Laury and Duo's faces. She flicked off the lights and turned on the movie.

"…I'm hoppy, too. Hoppidy hoppidy hoppidy. What comes up must go down…Goodnight… I'm not drunk, I'm just hoppy…" Sai and Alex sat straight up. It was a clip of Relena from the night before! I was repeating over and over again the scene of Relena hopping around.

"Oh. My. God!" Alex covered her mouth and tried not to laugh. Sai just stared at the screen.

"Oops! Err-um-w-wrong clip. Just let me-uh…fix that," Relena said, trying to stop the tape. However, SOMEONE had jammed the stop and reject buttons. "Someone turn on the lights and pull the plug!" she yelled frantically.

"I'll do it!" Laury jumped up and ran to the lights nearest to the door.

Sai noticed this and gasped, "Oh, no!"

Laury grinned and flicked on the lights. Graphed on the walls were pictures of Relena doing the hopping thing! With one last smirk and a bow, Laury raced out of the room. At this time, the other three took their leave as well…


Once outside, Alex burst into laughter, "I can't believe you did that, Romeo!"

"Actually, I only did the video clip. I have no clue how she did that one," Duo admitted, grinning a little himself.

"Oh, it's a special ink. It's invisible until lights go out, then it becomes permanently visible," Sai explained, chuckling a little herself.

"How did you know that?" Alex asked.

Sai shrugged, "Simple. I noticed Laury was wearing my sunglasses. They were the ones that have that little video camera in them and that I usually keep near my invisible ink. When Laury jumped at the lights, I figured she must have graphed some of the pics on the wall with the ink when she found it near the glasses."

"One of your inventions?" Duo asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Well, Ally helped me make the ink…" she admitted.


Quatre groaned a little and rubbed his head. His hangover was going away, but at a very slow rate. Needless to say, he didn't feel good and didn't want to deal with anybody at the moment.

"Well, who do we have here?" Quatre froze at the voice. No, not her! Please not her!

He turned around. It was her. "Ms. Dorothy!"

"Oh, I'm so glad to see you again Quatre!" she smiled sickeningly sweet and grabbed his arm, "It's been so long! Why don't we go someplace nice and quiet to…catch up."

"Uh, no thanks, Ms. Dorothy. I'm not feeling too well today," Quatre politely declined.

Dorothy laughed, "Oh, that's the oldest excuse in the book! But I suppose if you do feel ill, maybe we could go somewhere and lie down-"

"Quatre!" Dorothy was interrupted when Quatre's favorite redhead rushed up. She shoved Dorothy aside and glomped the blond pilot. "Quatre! Are you feeling better? That's good, 'cause it makes me sad when you don't feel good and I don't like to be sad 'cause being sad is no fun and no fun and me just doesn't mix right!"

"WHAT is THAT?" Dorothy exclaimed, pointing at Laury in disgust.

"Laury looked down at her own clothes and on the book bag she had been carrying, "What? There's nothing on me."

"How DARE you shove me away from MY Quatre!" Dorothy yelled accusingly at the redhead.

Laury blinked in confusion. "Sorry…I guess. But you were in the way of MY Quatre!" she explained.

"That's not your Quatre! He's MINE!" Dorothy roared.

"…No he's not. He's mine," Laury stated matter-of-factly.

"I DARE you to say that again! NOBODY takes a man from ME and gets away with it!" Dorothy exclaimed.

"Oh, take a hike you cockroach-eyebrowed creep!" Laury shouted back.

"Make me, Raggedy Anne," Dorothy smirked at the expression on Laury's face.

Laury scowled, "Fine then!" She let go of Quatre and grabbed her bag. She yanked out what looked like a machine gun and aimed it at Dorothy, "Will THIS do?"

"L-Laury? Where'd you get that?" Quatre asked, taken aback by the whole commotion, let alone that Laury had just pulled a weapon out of her book bag.

Dorothy put her hands up and backed away, "Oh! Er-um, never mind. I must've mistaken YOUR Quatre for another one. Silly me! I'll just…be on my way now." With that, she turned tail and ran, straight past Alex.

Alex looked at the retreating girl and let out an exasperated sigh, "Duo! Sai! I found her!" She walked towards Laury and Quatre as Sai and Duo caught up.

"Uh, Laury? What are you doing with a gun?" Duo asked.

"She just threatened Dorothy with it!" Quatre exclaimed.

Alex snickered, "With THAT?" When Quatre nodded, Sai, Alex, and Laury burst out laughing.

"Oh, that's rich!" Sai exclaimed, holding her sides.

"I can't believe you did that!" Alex added.

Quatre looked at each other in confusion before looking back at the girls. "Mind filling us in?" Duo asked.

Sai nodded, "Laury? Would you do the honors?"

Laury grinned and pointed the gun at the two girls. When she pulled the trigger…bubbles came out.

It took a few seconds for what just happened to process through the guys' minds. "A bubble machine?" Duo asked.

"Yep! I call it the 'Bubble machine gun'!" Laury said proudly as she shot off some more bubbles.

The guys shook their heads. There was just no end to the surprises this day, or these GIRLS could come up with!


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