ZT: (Covered in Sparkly star stickers) Duo!

Duo: (Grins) What? I ran out of places to put them.

ZT: Good grief… I don't own Gundam Wing. Enjoy!

Quick Question: What's the name of the Ringleader of the circus Trowa lives at? Review me if you know; I need his name!

Review Responses:

Dark Devotions- It's pronounced "Bow bow". The poor chicken is in a heap of trouble! Yes, Alex hangs with Wufei.

Gundam Gurl()- Yes! Bobo's back! See? He's right here. Wave hi Bobo! (Bobo: (Waves before taking off with ZT's nickel)) (ZT: Hey! Get back here with my life savings!)

Calli Maxwell- Yep, Heero's in love. Now the question is: When will Heero realize he's in love? As for Duo… think you can find him a sticker book or something? He's going after the LAVA mercenaries and Night Star with them now (I don't think that's a good idea…). Well, at least Trowa and Allison are putting theirs to better use…

Fate Sucks

Chapter 27

They left him! He couldn't believe it! They all went their separate ways with those darn women and left him, Wufei, behind at the psycho woman's kingdom! It was an outrage! It was completely unacceptable! No, it was worse than that! It was complete and total…

"INJUSTICE!" 'Exactly,' thought Wufei. Then he realized someone else had said that. The voice sounded female, and was still ranting outside the dorms. He opened his window and looked down from his second story room to the ground, "Woman! Do you know how to stay silent?"

"Oh can it Mr. High and- Wufy?" the blond girl exclaimed, looking up and seeing the dark haired man.

The Chinese pilot blinked as he realized the woman was Alex. "What are you doing here woman? Why aren't you with those other women?"

Alex huffed in annoyance, "They left me for YOUR buddies! I can't believe them. I mean, Sai ALWAYS leaves around this time, so I expected it when she just jumped up and left, but the rest of us ALWAYS hang out together; it's a tradition that goes without saying. Then last minute BAM! they hit me with the whole 'Oh, we're going our own way this time. Sorry.' They KNOW I have no one to visit or anything! So they just left me here to deal with Psycho Lady! It's complete and total injustice!" She crossed her arms and growled, "I need to beat something."

Wufei smirked, "I thought you were a dancer."

"Usually I am! But right now, I just need to give something a good beating!" she exclaimed.

"Hang on, I'll come with you," Wufei said, eager to get out of the dorm even if it meant hanging out with a woman.


After finding a suitable gym on the grounds and breaking one of the punching bags, thus getting thrown out of the gym, the two walked around the grounds chatting about their noticeably different fighting techniques.

"What exactly do you call your technique? It looks like a mixture of dancing and kickboxing, along with a bunch of other random techniques! I can't even begin to think of what to call it!" Wufei exclaimed.

"Well, at least mine is original! You looked like you stole those moves from Jackie Chan!" Alex responded with a grin.

"Mine may not be original, but it's effective," he stated.

"Oh? And mine isn't?" Alex asked.

"I doubt it. Just throwing a bunch of stuff together is not a good way of fighting," he explained.

"But it does make me more unpredictable. An attacker doesn't know weather I'm gonna go Tai chi or Tai Bo on them," she pointed out.

"True, but since you have no one who knows your style, it is hard to train your technique," he replied.

"I know MY style! I teach myself how to put it together!" Alex said proudly.

"How well does THAT work?" Wufei asked.

"Care to find out?"

Wufei started at the challenge. Was she serious? He took one look at her and knew she was. He tossed off his white overcoat, leaving him in his traditional white pants and black muscle tank, and got into a fighting position, "Alright, you're on."

Alex smirked back and tossed her mini trench coat aside, leaving her in dark blue jeans and a magenta top. She got in her own fighting position and the fight began.

It was an amazing fight. Wufei was perfectly trained in his arts, and probably could have taken anyone out with one swift blow. However, Alex was free from rules and slippery as a fish! Her dancing always kept her on her toes, and her kickboxing made her come at her opponents quick and hard.

Whoever would have won that match, we will never know, as their sparring match was cut short by a noise near their coats. They turned to see feathers poking out of Wufei's coat.

"What the-?" Wufei blinked confusedly.

"Hey, I bet that's Bobo! Remember Sai and Duo were talking about Laury's chicken?" Alex said.

Wufei raised an eyebrow, "The one that pick pocketed Duo?"

Then two stared at each other for a second, then looked at the chicken. Yep, it had two wallets in its beak and was taking off.

"After that bird!" Alex exclaimed, taking off.

"Injustice!" Wufei yelled, taking off as well.


"Damn! What does that bird eat that gives it so much energy?" Alex exclaimed, panting a little. They had been chasing Bobo for an hour straight and the chicken didn't seem to be letting up any time soon.

Wufei ran ahead and chased the chicken into a bunch of bushes. There was a loud scuffle including some squawking along with some Chinese cursing heard as Alex ran up. Then she head Wufei cry triumphantly "Got her!"

Alex made her way through the bushes and whistled at what she saw, "Wow! You've been busy!" Inside the bushes were a bunch of jewelry, some wallets, some money, credit cards, keys to random things, and a bunch more. Alex waved her finger disappointedly at Bobo, "Someone's been a bad chicken."

"You know, I was going to suggest having fried chicken for dinner," Wufei looked up at Alex, "but it's not healthy to eat something that's gone bad…"

Alex's eyes glinted evilly, "I couldn't agree more. We need to straighten this chicken up first."

Wufei nodded, his eyes glinting the same way, "She needs discipline."

They both looked wickedly at the chicken in Wufei's grasp, whose eyes bulged in absolute terror.


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