This is a Story of a Girl
Oh. My. God! So many people updated! I'm so incredibly happy! Thank you all! I love you guys soo much! (Tears of joy)
Note to Dannie-Chan: Hmm... I don't know if I'm going to put a Neji x Sakura. You know what? I just might be evil and put a triangle in there. Or better... a LOVE SQUARE! Muahahahahahaha... how would you like that, eh?
Note to Dragon's Shadow: Thanks for your input- I really appreciate it! And Naruto x Sakura? Hmm... it seems to be very popular. Lol. We'll see how the story will work itself out.
Note to Destiny1029: NaruSaku again! Wow, this is a popular pairing! However... I'm just thinking of major NaruSaku friendship You think that would work for you too?
Note to AnimeFreakPerson: Muahahahahaha... about the OC- he is super duper important to the plot so there will be an OC in this. Just not sure if he is going to be Sakura's love interest, if you know what I mean. You know- just to make things more complicated I might even throw Itachi in there.
Note to RedLotusNin: Hmm... so you don't want SakuNeji, eh? I don't know about that either... But then.. read the note to Dannie-Chan. SakuGaara? Not sure yet... and sorry to disappoint other readers but there is for sure, for sure going to be an OC in this fic. But again- it's not yet determined whether he is going to end up as Sakura's love interest.
Note to everyone: I KNOW! How about I introduce you to my OC first and you guys can decide whether you like him or not? Be kind please- my very first OC- he's still a baby!
Now... let's get on with it.
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Act 5: The Horrors of Shopping
LU LA LU LA
The piano is a melody in the world's field of blooming dreams
Believe in the broken clock and who's side will time be on?
Why is my heart waiting so much for that tender-hearted someone?
Tell me a wonderful future
MOONLIGHT, MOONLIGHT, SLEEPIN'
LU LA LU LA
The girl of awakenings will kiss the apple of memories and
In a book opened with sorrow and long
The bell meant for both of us will ring
Because I want to hold you tight, my dear one
Don't cry anymore
GOODBYE SADNESS
The words on the mysterious cake read: Soramimi Cake
WONDERLAND!
Welcome to you!
FAIRYLAND!
It's the magic of love
LOVE ALL THE WAY
Everyday, the temptations of wheat.. so fluffy!
CARE FOR YOU!
Eat, for tonight is..
TEA FOR YOU!
A tea-party in the constellations
The chorus of angels at the window is to you,
Just your ear playing tricks?
The voice saying: " I love you, I love you"
LU LA LU LA
To the piano, the world is a tiny melody that is dreaming dreams
A waltz of prayers overflows from the fingers
And it feels oh-so-nice..
My heart is always honest
A quiet greeting of sleep
Because it is a secret wish
HOLY, HOLY WHISPER!
LU LA LU LA
Everywhere the stove
Even the cresent moon
Rains down from the heavens
Is thawing and giving
A HUG to the freezing traveler
A path of light in the clean air
If I walk along without straying
WELCOME PLEASURE
The words appeared in the eyes that read: Soramimi Cake
WONDERLAND!
Welcome to you!
FAIRYLAND!
The joys of love
LOVE'S ALL THE WAY!
Everyday, the adventures of wheat
So exciting...
CAKE FOR YOU!
A simple happiness
TEA FOR YOU!
With a big smile
The chorus of angels at your window is to you
Just your ears playing tricks?
The voice saying: " I love you, I love you"
- Soramimi Cake -
TOP TEN REASONS WHY I SHOULD NEVER GO SHOPPING WITH INO AGAIN10. When Ino says, "We're going to go shopping.", it's probably not the best idea to follow her because what she really meant was, "We're going to give you a makeover."
9. When she drags you out of the house to a lingerie store, it's probably better to run right then and there, instead of following her like an idiot. Because, once you get in, three assistants come out of nowhere and jump you because supposedly Ino had already called them and told them that you needed extreme assistance. Then, they drag you into one of those changing rooms and strips you naked, all while staring down at your chest as if to determine what those tiny anthills sticking out from your body are really meant to be breasts.
8. You make a complete fool out of yourself when you come out of the changing room with your arms full of push-up bras, panties and thongs. Then, you somehow manage to trip over your feet and everything in your pile flies up. Now, because of the law of gravity, when bras, panties, and thongs fly up, it tends to fall down. Unfortunately for me, it fell down on somebody. A very important person, in fact, it was the Hokage of Konoha- Tsunade-sama.
It is very important that you realize, that when the Hokage of Konoha gets bombed in the head by a 32A push-up bra, she does not get very angry. She gets really, frikken angry. And when she gets really, frikken angry, she also looks very, frikken scary. She then sees you on the ground, covered from head to toe in bras, thongs and panties and starts stuttering. When you are so frightened that she just might jump you and eat you, she starts laughing. She starts laughing. I'm not kidding here, she was laughing as if there was no tomorrow. Tears streamed down her face and her whole face turned red. I just stared up at her, wondering what was so funny.
Okay. I admit that seeing a girl sprawled on the ground, with so many undergarments covering her, could be quite funny. But it was nothing new. That's when I realized that I couldn't see very well. Not that I had a problem with my sight or anything, it was just that I could only see a quarter of Tsunade-sama. This led to my conclusion that there was something on my head- a very big something. So, naturally, I raised my hand to take it off my head.
That's when I realized that the very big something was actually a bra. A bra. A double D bra to be specific. So, how horrified was I when I realized that a cup of the double D bra, that was sitting on my head, was actually big enough to cover it? Very.
I mean, you try waking up one day knowing that somebody's BOOB is as big as your head. Now, try telling me that it wouldn't give you nightmares. Now, I could actually see why Tsunade-sama was laughing so hard. Great. I was humiliated in front of my Hokage. That is so great. Excellent, really.
7. After you fall down and you end up with a double D bra on your head in front of your Hokage, you tend to think that things could not get worse. Unfortunately, when you said this to yourself, you just jinxed yourself. Because you were broke from treating ramen to Naruto, you'd think that that was a justifiable cause to not buy any bra, thong or panty. Unfortunately, Ino pulls out this credit card that you could only identify as being your mothers, on account of the fact that it had her name written on it. Then, you realize in horror, that it was your mom and Ino who had planned this entire outing. You realize that you had just been betrayed by your own MOTHER. So, in the end, you lose yet another battle and had to buy all of the bras, panties and thongs that you had to try out.
6. She took me to get my hair done.
5. When I complain that I didn't need to get my hair done, on account of the fact that I had just got it cut, Ino just glares and me and issues a threat, "Sakura Haruno, if you do not go into that salon, I will leave scratch marks on your skin, so deep that they will turn into scars."
Then, she had to go and show me those nails, which are very, very long and freakish looking. I cowered in fear and surrender as Ino, once again, drags you into the salon.
Now, you might think that cutting hair is very easy. Cutting hair does not cause pain of any kind and that the hairstylists are perfectly stable and sane. Unfortunately, that is only the case in barbershops, where I used to get my hair cut. In the world of high-tech grooming, this was not the case.
First of all, I had to meet my new hairstylist. To get to know him and his sense of style, as Ino would say. However, I have met my new hairstylist and I have concluded that the man is one hundred percent insane and gay. Not that I have anything against gay people, it's just the thing with their visions. And I swear, you could see lightbulbs pop up in Pablo's eyes when he saw my pink hair.
"Perfect," he breathed, "Oh this is perfect!", while running his hands though my hair.
How would you feel if a man that you barely knew, with a name like Pablo, was running his hands through your hair non-stop, while moaning, "Perfect! Perfect! PERFECT!!"? Would you feel:
A) Terrified
B) Disgusted
C) Afraid that he might murder you in your sleep for your hair
D) All of the above
I chose d.
But, this was not the end. After groping./caressing my hair, Pablo sat me down in a chair and began washing it. You know, for a man who seems to have a fetish with my hair, you'd think he'd be very gentle with it. Very light and the whole experience would not have been that bad. But I guess that Pablo was one of those people who was really into things because he was practically ripping out my hair as he washed it.
"This is awapuhi." Said Pablo, as he squeezed half a bottle of awapu-thing in my hair.
A strange, vaguely fruity scent filled my nostrils. It was really quite good, actually. Smelled kind of like bananas. The good feeling only lasted for a second because the next second, Pablo seemed intent on rubbing the awapu-thing in my scalp. When he finally finished washing my hair, my scalp was red, aching and sore, my hair felt like it was going to fall off and the scent of awapu-thing was so strong that it was nearly suffocating me.
Just when you thought it was all over, Pablo says, "We're ready to cut." Then, he goes at my hair with ten different pairs of scissors and razors and whatever. I gasped in horror as I watched the many strands of pink hair fall to the ground. Great. I was flat-chested, betrayed by my own mother, broke and weak. Now I was going to be bald too. I just kind of tuned things out after that. It was too depressing to think about- I didn't even notice him putting the dye in my hair. Until it was too late.
4. Pablo dyed my hair. Well, not completely dyed it- he put streaks of red in it. But honestly... do you realize just how much poison is in hair dye? So many unknown chemicals- I could die! And, who knows just how far out Pablo is to get my hair. Somebody save me!
In addition to being nearly bald, I also have red and pink hair. Plant much?
3. She took me to get my makeup done. Makeup. In fact, I was so depressed over the plant thing that I didn't really care until one of them nearly poked my eye out with that pencil. Honestly- why do women do this to themselves? Very painful and a waste of time. After I got my eye makeup done, Ino kept on telling me to not rub my eye. I cannot help if I want to rub my eye- it's itchy. So, when Ino's back was turned, I had no choice but to rub my eye, seeing as how it was incredibly itchy. When she turned to look at me again, she glared and asked me if I had rubbed my eye.
And naturally, for the sake of my well-being, I denied it. Her gaze turned even harder as she accused me of lying. I guess my expression must've looked guilty but she then told me that she knew because there are black marks all over my face from the mascare thing. Great. Punishment for rubbing my eye- I now had to walk all over town to our next destination with black on half my face. Talk about a makeover nightmare.
2. Ino insists that everything looks good on me therefore; I spent a huge amount of money on clothes that I would never wear. To make it worse, I was forced to wear this white and pink sundress with these white shoes that I cannot take a single step in without falling. Stilettos, they're called. They are evil.
1. I can handle the shopping, the hair-washing, the hair-cutting, the hair-dying and the lingerie shopping. But the one thing that I absolutely cannot handle is what happened after our little shopping trip. They set me up with the Uchiha brat.
Thanks Mom, Thanks Ino- you've just set me up with my worst enemy.