This is a Story of a Girl

Act 5: First Date

In the car I just can't wait
to pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
I'm too scared of what you think
You make me nervous so I really can't eat

Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever

-Blink 182-

July 22nd

Well, it's raining and I'm depressed. What better day for the continuation of the horror story that should only be told when it's raining? It's pretty ironic how it's raining the day after the whole disaster (which was yesterday). So… where did I leave off? Oh yes. This is the best part of the story, it really is. Just read this and you will never feel sorry for yourself again.

So I was standing there in that stupid, stupid pink and white sundress and those retarded shoes. I was attempting to walk while talking to Ino. That's when I realised that I was getting all these weird looks. So I turned around, as intelligently as I could in those dratted shoes, and realised that Ino was not behind me. As a matter of fact, she was nowhere to be seen. Then It finally hit me. I had been talking to AIR for the past fifteen minutes. I FINALLY realised that the reason that people was giving me weird looks was not because of being stunned by my beauty, but because that they thought that I was SCHIZO. Great. So not only my Hokage thinks that I'm crazy, but the entire population of my village thinks that I'm crazy. But wait.. this isn't the worst part. The worst part has yet to come.

You see…. After being totally humiliated in front of my fellow civilians, I tried to hurry along so I could avoid further embarrassment. Unfortunately, this was not the case because when you try to take big steps wearing stilettos, it only increases your chances of falling flat on your face. Now, when I tried to escape from my embarrassment, I ended up tripping over a rock and falling backwards. In movies, when the heroine trips, she usually gets saved by her soulmate or by her prince charming. Unfortunately, in my case, I get saved by a tall, handsome, stranger. At least I thought he was.

But no… If you are the girl with the worst luck in the entire world, your tall, handsome stranger usually turns out to be the man who you detest the most in the entire world. Yes. I got saved by the Uchiha brat. How ironic.

So, when I opened my eyes and hoped to look into a pair of warm, loving eyes and an unknown face of some random ninja that came from a village other than Konoha, I opened my eyes to stare into a pair of cold obsidian eyes and a handsome face that I knew too well. I think I must've looked pretty attractive then, with my eyes bugging out of my head and my mouth opened in horror. With the little shred of dignity that I had left, I picked myself up from his hold and stood up.

With a sharp look in my eyes, I demanded what he was doing there. And do you know what he said? Do you KNOW that came out of his STUPID, SEXY MOUTH? He said that I, ME OF ALL PEOPLE, called him there. Like, hello? Ignorant much? Does he not REALISE just HOW much I HATE him? Does he not REALISE just WHY I want to rip him apart with my bare hands? You know, for a class-A ninja, he sure is dense. This is the part when I start ranting and raving about how much I hate him but I cannot POSSIBLY put into words just HOW much I hate him right now. Of course, it was also then I realised the whole point of Ino's shopping trip. It was to set me up with the Uchiha brat.

You know how when you realise something, you kind of just block everything from around you? And it turns out that you miss something totally important? Like how the Uchiha brat took that moment to ask me to dinner? Then, you regain your senses and you get ready to reject him heartily and wait for the rejected look on his face, only to find that you're already sitting inside the restaurant? You end up looking like the complete idiot that you are and you have no choice but to eat with the person who you hate most in the world. Now, tell me how all this can happen to one girl. How can all this happen to me, who has done nothing but protect the people of the village? Oh dear. Maybe it's because of all the people I've killed. But they were evil! They were going to kill everybody else if I didn't kill them. Oh. My. God. Maybe I'm cursed. I knew it! I knew that one of the family members of those sound geeks would curse me for killing their brother or something! No wonder I'm so unlucky. I mean, come on, who can possibly be as unlucky as me? Who? I dare you to name one person who has the same amount of luck as me (which is next to zero).

But that's not the worst part of it. So, we were just sitting there at this fancy restaurant and quietly picking at our food when Sasuke decides to open his mouth and actually say something. You'd think that Sasuke would at least be polite to a girl that he was taking out for dinner. But noo… the genius and treasured Uchiha heir of Konoha insults his date instead. He told me that maybe I should consider getting a desk job instead of tagging along with him and Naruto on the dangerous missions.

When you get ambushed by disses while you are stuffing spaghetti down your throat, in order not to make conversation with the person you hate most; you usually end up choking on your spaghetti. Now, when you choke on spaghetti, your face usually turns purple and your eyes usually bug out and the people beside you will obviously think that you are dying of some strange and contagious disease. After you finally hack out all the bits of food that you were choking on, it is probably not the best idea to pick a fight with the treasured Uchiha heir of Konoha when he is surrounded by his millions and millions of fangirls, because when you do, they throw stuff at you. And by throwing stuff I do not mean stuffed animals or apples or eggs. They throw UTENSILS and PLATES. Yes, the raging, mad, insane pack of rabid fangirls tend to pick up all the forks, knives and other sharp objects that are available in the environment and THROWS them at YOU, who had so wrongly insulted their precious Sasuke-sama. According to them, that is.

So, you have no choice but to use your skills of extra training and dodge all of the flying objects that were aimed at your head. After you somehow MANAGE to survive the flying-utensils-attack, you get chased all around Konoha in shoes that you can barely walk in but you run anyway on account of the fact that you knew, that if they ever caught you, they would probably stab you with a pitchfork.

Tell me if that wasn't the best first date a girl could have. Just try telling me that. I have acquired one piece of vital, important information today. Fangirls are deadly- do not. I repeat. DO NOT piss them off. I will always remember this in the future. Always.