A/N: I'm sorry it's taken me so long to update but I've been sick. sigh and I had to study for the SATs which I'm taking for the final time this Saturday morning. After that I should be a little freer than usual. So until then, this is the last update I can do. Well enough about be how are you? (lol) On with the show!

(Disclaimers chapter 1)

Time of writing: 2:17

Trapped part 2

"I can't believe this" Buffy exclaimed for the seventeenth time in almost an hour. The two had called the 911 who promptly told them that that wasn't a real emergency and that they would get to it eventually. Of course they had to call from a payphone because Buffy, the only one with a cell phone, left it back in the car by accident. How freaking wonderful was that?

"Lizbeth, love, could you calm down? There's nothing we can do so why not make the best of it."

"You don't understand William, I have too much to do. I can't be stuck in here with you."

"Like you're such a picnic" he grumbled.

Buffy cringed a little, realizing what she'd said. "I didn't mean it like it sounded." Spike shrugged off her apology and started off in a random direction. "Where are you going?" He again shrugged.

"I'm a little hungry."

"That's stealing Will!" Buffy chased after him, almost breaking out into a run at Spike's brisk pace.

"I'll pay for it."

"Will!"

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Faith walked into her bedroom, her boyfriend in tow. They were, shock of all shocks, making out as soon as the door closed behind them. Faith couldn't figure out how they had done it, how they had made it all the way upstairs without ripping each other's clothes off. Alex, her boyfriend, lived in LA and they rarely got to see each other. He was in a rival band, Hell's Bandits (me: hey I just made that up….i think). So when they did, well let's say carnal passion ruled all.

Faith pulled off his shirt as he fumbled with her top. To both their surprises, she stopped him. "I can't" she muttered.

Alex gave her a look. "What? Why?"

Faith grabbed the box of condoms on her nightstand and turned it upside down. "No condoms."

"Fuck."

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"NO! WILLIAM!" yelled Buffy as Spike came at her with an open bottle of ketchup. He had an evil grin on his face as he moved toward her slowly. "OKAY! OKAY! I'LL STOP! No more whining."

Spike stopped pouting. He really had hoped that she'd have stood her ground. He wanted to squirt her so much. (me: hmm…that could be taken wrong) "You're so easy" he muttered, grabbing a few fries from the basket.

They stood there like that for several long minutes in complete silence. "I'm bored" Buffy finally declared.

"Then pick something to do."

She raised an eyebrow in a very Spike-like way. "Anything?"

Spike, not catching on, nodded. "Sure as long as it doesn't involve pain or death then sure."

Buffy pouted. "Pain's fun" she teased. Spike had a coughing fit at the rather obvious comment. Buffy grinned. Her eyes shone and Spike was instantly scared. "I know exactly what we're gonna do."

"What exactly would that be love?"

"You'll see." She grabbed his hand and dragged him away.

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Faith and Alex walked into a local drug store and searched for what they were looking for. Finding the section, they went through all their options. "How about flavored?"

"I like these" Faith held out a box which had the words more pleasure of her and you written on it. Alex began reading some of the other small print when Faith whispered something in his ear. "The faster we get back to my room. The sooner we play. I'll even be on top this time." His eyes widened and without any need for further stimulation, he quickly paid and ran out of there.

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Buffy called Spike's name in the large store. When she had finally revealed her plan to dye his hair a more believable shade of blonde, he had taken off. Considering the size of the store, it wasn't exactly easy to find him.

"William!" she called at the top of her voice. Spike, who was only on the other side of the wall, ran to another aisle. Just keep screaming Liz. (me: again with the dirty ulterior meanings. WTH is wrong with me?)

Buffy, annoyed with chasing him, tossed a few things from the row she was in on the floor, enough to make it sound like a crash anyway. "Ow!" she called. "Will, I think I may have sprained my ankle. Ow! Oooo."

Spike hesitate before going to his aid. He was pretty sure she was faking it but there was that nagging thought of "what if she wasn't?" So he went. BIG mistake. Buffy popped up behind him, curling iron in hand held to his back like a gun. "Move it mister." Spike groaned, putting his hands up in surrender and did as she told him.

a/n: okay, well there it is. This chapter was mostly like a "hey I'm still alive" kind of chapter. Sorry if it was a little choppy but I wanted to introduce Faith's boyfriend who is kinda important to the plot. Uh….i think that's all I have to say. I promise to update within the next two weeks and the next chapter will conclude the whole store thing. Oh and there will hopefully some spuffy action or some Spike/ Jenny interaction soon. Okay, I think that's it. Bye

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