AN: Hey, it's me with another super speedy update. Ok, I know it's been years. Please don't kill me. I've recently had some parent issues. The &$£&'s ban me from the Internet as I apparently spend too much time on it for a normal healthy person. Which is so untrue because I am healthy, as healthy as a really healthy person that's really, really healthy!

Cough! Cough! Cough! Choke! Ahem…lol.

Anyways I'm back and I'm surfing the web so I am sat here with my lovely companion, fat cat Benny, typing this after he took 10 years trying to get comfy and is now purring and dribbling into my favourite McKenzie tracksuit bottoms listening to my new Kanye West album (he is so dreamy)... I know what a fabulous lifestyle I lead. Not that you give a toss. Anyways onwards friends and lets get down to business. (Stands up and does a little dance.)

P.s- please note I own nothing of JK's lucky Bi- …er… lady.

Chapter 6

"Hello stranger." Harry mouthed to me as he appeared at the punch bowl next to me.

"Hello yourself." I grinned pouring myself a cup. "We've go to come up with a new plan. I can't only talk to you here as I've had so much punch that now keep having to nip to the loo's."

Which was totally true my mother kept asking me all sorts of embarrassing questions like "Is it that time of month?"

She makes me sick.

But not as sick as Hermione who's dressed poor Crookshanks in a bowtie and a kitty cat waistcoat. Poor animal, I looked sympathetically at Crookshanks who was currently moodily stalking around the buffet table. I simply laughed as Crookshanks proceeded to rip my Aunt's horrid dress. it really was quite comical watching Hermione struggle to peel him from it. I saluted him and In a corny Scottish accent said,

"They can tak' his pride but they cannae take away his freedom!"

Harry laughed and I laughed with him like a loon on loon tablets, and then I couldn't stop and we both had the giggles. I think I may be drunk, the only problem being I haven't had any alchol.

"Do you feel kinda- erm…?" I began.

"Tipsy?" Harry suggested.

"Yeah." I said helping myself to a larger glass of punch. "You know I think Fred and George spiked the punch bowl."

"In that case," Harry said, "fill my glass to the brim."

And we both continued to laugh like goons.

"So." Harry said leaning on the table, "what are we going to do that doesn't draw much attention to ourselves so late in the evening?"

"Do ya wanna go paddling in the water fountain?"

Harry screwed up his face. "No really. Why?"

"Well mum hired this big one for the wedding to go at the end of the garden and it could be fun."

"No. Your mother will kill us." Harry said taking a step backwards.

"Come on!" I moaned tugging at his jacket.

"Can you imagine what Hermione would say, can you imagine what Hermione would do?"

"On second thoughts maybe not. Look I'm gonna go sit down I think the punch is going to my head."

"Alright I'll go and attempt to enjoy myself without you."

"You do that." I said. Blushing and grinning I slumped of towards a table a full glass of punch in hand. As soon as I sat down Hermione ambushed me.

"Your mother told me. You look really uncomfortable and slightly green. You should really wear tampons there so much easier to use and-"

"For the last I'm not on, and do you really want to know why I can't use tampons?"

"Er I-" she started.

"It was a rhetorical question." I said shortly extremely annoyed that she had said I looked green. "I can't wear them because when my niece comes round, she takes them out their packets, drags them around the house and calls the 'Winny's mice' and this usually happens to be when Mr. Potter is present."

She looked at me blankly; I think I may be feverish.

"I'm going to check on the other guests," she said looking strangely at me. I watched her get up and noticed there was two of her. The fuzzy Hermione walked over to Harry and began to speak quickly to him Harry looked over and his fuzzy eyes widened. Then he began to blur and everything went dull and finally black…

AN: well I know it's short but I suppose it's better than nought. Please review my faithful friends. I will try to update more frequently, but now back to my Romeo and Juliet essay. Yeah, I know exhilarating huh?