Chapter Five
Yay a sleep over!

As Inuyasha went up the stairs he thought about the events of the last few hours. 'Let's see here things that have been note worthy, I finally got out of detention, saved some girl from being raped, and oh yeah can't forget being shot.'

"Kagome dear, hurry up and bring your friend. You need to be getting to your room. You do have school tomorrow." Mrs. Higurashi called from up stairs.

"Yes momma," Kagome yelled back "Just have to get Inuyasha up and we'll be on our way. Now then, can you walk or do you need help?" she said, turning to Inu Yasha
"Feh like I'd need your help wench. I'm much stronger than you could ever even dream of being."

"You know, you don't have to be such a jerk about it." Kagome shot back.

"I don't have to, but that doesn't mean that I won't." Inuyasha was really starting to enjoy this. He could tell Kagome was getting angry and it was so easy to push her buttons. "You know you're a real bitch when you're angry."

As he looked up to see her reaction to this one what he saw made him take a step back in terror. There stood Kagome wrapped in the anger that only the female race possessed.

"What did you call me?" shrieked Kagome.

Gulping, Inuyasha looked for a way to escape the angered girl in front of him. Fortunately, at that exact moment the door flew open to reveal Mrs. Higurashi and an old man.

"Demon! Demon! Demon!" the old man screamed, "Here Kagome, I'll use my sacred Sutra's to save you!" he cried, pulling out a scroll and threw it at Inuyasha.

"Hey old man I hate to bust your bubble but those things don't work worth shit." Inuyasha told him with a superior smirk on his face as he pulled it off and shoved it in the old mans mouth. The shock of the sutra not working combined with having it shoved in his face and the plastic on the floor caused the old man to stumble back and fall flat on his face.

"There, do you see, Kagome? That is why we have the plastic on the floor in the first place." Mrs. Higurashi said brightly.

"To trip grandpa?" asked a confused Kagome.
"No silly it's there so that if he's bleeding that it won't get on the floor and stain the carpet… all though some times he does need to be humbled. I mean look at how he treated our guest." As Mrs. Higurashi was saying this her face turned serious "If there is one thing I won't tolerate it is bad manners towards my guests. Oh and speaking of blood, Kagome, don't forget to bandage your friend and try to keep your hands to your self with him. He's injured." Towards the end of her lecture Mrs. Higurashi's face went from serious back to its normal happy ditsy expression.

"Momma!" said a bright red Kagome.

"Oh fine Kagome just at least remember to use a condom you never know how long these relation ships will last." Mrs. Higurashi reluctantly said with a sigh.

"Momma I don't even own any condoms." A very irritated and red Kagome explained to her mother.

"Sure you do honey. I put them in your dresser drawer. There used to be some in there but when I checked earlier they were gone so I bought you some more. Did you use them all already?" she asked.

"What? You bought me condoms mother!" screamed Kagome 'this is not happening to me' she kept repeating to her self as she rushed over to her dresser when she opened it up sure enough there they were lying in plain sight. "Mother why did you get me these!" She began to question her mother's image of her.

"Well honey I always have wanted to make sure that you were one hundred percent safe so I got you these because the other ones disappeared you must have used them so quickly. Oh my little girl is growing up and you didn't even introduce me to your boy toy!"

"Mother he's not my boy friend or toy he's just a boy who I met today… and got me out of some trouble." She finished off lamely.

"Sure honey I believe you" Mrs. Higurashi told Kagome with out taking her eyes off the hanyou before her. "You still haven't introduced us."

"What? Oh right, momma this is Inuyasha, Inuyasha this is my mother."

"How do you-…" Inuyasha started but stopped when he saw the woman prowling around him, with a predatory glint in her eye.

"You know Kagome this one looks like a good catch." she said and wiggled her eyebrows. "Now remember though, he's not just a pretty face… it looks like" she said seriously, and paused looking him up and down "he's got a pretty good body too."

As she looked up only to see that both teens had fallen over with either shock or laughter.. "Huh? Was it some thing I said?" Mrs. Higurashi mused out loud. "Oh well Kagome you and Inuyasha enjoy your selves and remember don't use all the condoms tonight."

"Oh yeah mom I suppose I should tell you some thing…" Every one turned to see the new voice and Inuyasha noticed it belonged to a young child "I came in here earlier and saw those in the drawer and I thought that they were socks for the cat." As he finished speaking he pulled from behind his back the fattest piece of fur that Inuyasha had ever seen… at least he thought that it was a piece of fur until it lifted it head and hissed at him.

Normally he would have considered this a challenge seeing as he was a dog and it a cat but coming from this creature he just found it funny. It was even funnier when he looked down and saw that on each leg it wore a condom much like a sock or boot. He almost fell over from all of his laughter at the poor creature's expense. This was entirely different from the other responses to this new bit of information.

"Why were you in my room and in the dresser no less you strange little boy!" screeched a furious Kagome.

As Kagome was about to jump and pummel her younger brother she was surprisingly stopped from her mother saying "Kagome not in front of the guest and besides look how cute Buyo looks!" she said as she hugged the cat to her chest "Besides now he must be the safest cat alive! I'm so happy! Now look at all this protection!"

As Inuyasha heard this he couldn't help but fall over laughing despite his current set of injuries.
"Oh dear Kagome he's having seizures again. You help him and I'll take care of grandpa." As she said this she grabbed hold of one of the old man's feet "Oh Souta be a dear and grab the other foot. Thanks." She said as he grabbed an appendage and helped drag.

"Mom, what about the stairs how are we going to get him down them?" asked the little boy.

"We'll drag him, silly." Said the once again overly cheerful woman.

"But won't his head get bumped on the way down?"

"It will teach him to not be rude to guests." Was the simple reply the woman gave her son. "Oh and Kagome I expect lots of grand children soon and they better have his adorable puppy ears."
As she finished speaking there was the distinct sound of a head hitting stairs and Mrs. Higurashi muttering about how impolite her father was. "Well…" both teens stated at once "Ah you can go first…" they both said.

"Ah well good night?" Inuyasha half asked half said to Kagome "Oh and if in the night you feel the desire to take advantage of me, remember to use a condom."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" screeched the furious girl.

Mean while down stairs…

Oh dear, I hope I bought enough condoms for tonight… oh well if I didn't I always heard demons are more fertile than humans I'LL FINALLY HAVE GRAND CHILDREN AND THEY'LL HAVE THOSE ADORABLE PUPPY EARS!"

As Mrs. Higurashi was thinking this with stars in her eyes her son was looking at her strangely. "Hey mom would you mind if I had kids?" he jokingly asked.

"Oh of course not honey I'll even help you name them!"

'Oh god what have I got my self into I need a way out of this…… I'VE GOT IT! It'll distract mom and be really funny. "Hey mom if you want those grandchildren from Kagome and Inuyasha we'd better take action into our own hands. Inuyasha looks like the shy type to me."

"Oh no, you're right! That's it, I must have doggie-eared grand children, that's it Souta gear up. Operation 'Get Me Doggie Eared Grandchildren' is about to begin! And any thing that gets in the way must be annihilated even if it's my own daughter and her boyfriend's shyness that's in the way." As she finished speaking the stars were back in her eyes and you could tell there was no stopping her.

'Oh no poor Kagome, what have I done?... still this is going to be both fun and funny… and better her than me.'

Mean while up stairs

The two teens were peacefully asleep, Kagome in her bed and Inuyasha leaning against a wall completely unsuspecting to what was about to happen. Oh, they were in for a surprise.

Author's Notes

first off sorry for the wait my Internet has been down for a while and then this wouldn't load and bla bla bla so if any one is reading this im sorry.

Well that was fun and the next ones will be to. I know I said this chapter would be 'Enter the suitors' but hey I thought this was too funny to resist and I've been having writers block. Well please review I now accept anonymous reviews and I always like to get ideas I might use them if I can find a way to.

And a special thanks to my beta reader/writer Lil'Inu-Yahsa author of 'Alls Fair In Love and War' with out whom my work would be much more sloppy and I probably never would have started writing. I salute you ma'am.

Beta Notes - Hehe, I wonder what will happen next. Sorry this chapter took so long to edit. I had to get meh permit and my moms computer broke. Curse you computer! Hehe, Inu Kun is heavily dependant upon the computer. Good chapter Billy. I love the part where her mom says, "He must be the safest cat in the world now! Oh Im so happy!"