Auron rolled over on the bed. He felt the sphere underneath his weight. "What's on this sphere, anyways?" He asked.

Tidus sat up. "The evidence for why I'm suspecting Yuna of cheating on me."

"Cheating on you?" Auron asked, surprised. "How can someone like Yuna even be capable of doing that?"

"I know..." Tidus groaned. "But I just have this feeling. And she seems like she's hiding something from me all the time. You know, like she's being sneaky or something. And when she walks near me, I can't even hear her feet. And when she suddenly says 'hello' or something I feel like she's just sneaking up on me. And she can't even look me in my eyes anymore. And she stutters a lot, like she's trying to choose her words carefully, and not tell me something too important."

"Are you sure that maybe Yuna's just not used to being in a relationship with another guy yet? Are you sure she's cheating on you?" Auron asked.

"Definitely cheating." Tidus answered firmly. He yawned and laid his head on Auron's chest. He wrapped his arm around his waist and snuggled up closer to Auron.

"So basically..." Auron summed it up. "She's being very secretive and sneaky. And she's trying to hide something from you, something 'important', right?"

Tidus nodded. "And the hardcore evidence, is what I saw on that sphere. I mean, I was suspicious up until then, but when I saw that sphere it was totally over. And besides...I'm in love with you now anyways." Tidus smiled and placed a kiss on Auron's cheek.

Auron rubbed Tidus' back. "I love you, too," He said.

They both sat up. Tidus held the little sphere on his palm and turned it on. The image was a little crackly and worn. And the picture seemed to tilt off a little to the right.

"I got some water in it, so it's kinda weird right now." Tidus said.

"That's okay," Auron said. He smiled at Tidus and wrapped his arm around him. He could tell that Tidus was getting a little emotional, because tears were gently streaming down his cheeks.

Then the image faded back to normal. Its glow was very bright and it illuminated both of their faces. It seemed to shine in Tidus' hand like a torch. On the sphere they could see two figures moving. They were walking hand-in-hand along a beach coastline in a tropical paradise, probably Besiad.

Auron didn't see anything wrong. "Is this--" He started.

"No, it's not there yet." Tidus answered softly.

Then the sphere cut to another scene. Someone was holding the sphere out in front of him or her while it was still recording the scene. They set it down on something, and when they walked away, Tidus and Auron could clearly see the image of an Inn room. In the center of the room was a bed, and on both sides of it was a nightstand. For a while the room was very peaceful and quiet. It was empty except for the furniture, and nothing seemed to be happening.

Auron grew restless, because he assumed Tidus was just imagining things. Auron's eyelids began to lower, and his head started to nod. The lack of sleep and the intense lovemaking him and Tidus just shared was starting to make him drowsy.

Then he heard soft giggling in his ears. For a moment he thought that Yuna was giggling next to him. He looked back at the sphere. It was very dark in the room. But not dark enough for Auron not to notice the wild movement going on underneath the sheets of that bed. He could hear the giggling again, and it did sound a lot like Yuna. The laughter that accompanied 'Yuna's' giggling was deep, but not necessarily masculine.

Tidus turned the sphere off. He didn't want to see anymore. "See, what did I tell you." He said to Auron. He sniffled and sighed.

"Yes, but how can you tell? You can't see their faces. Although that giggling does have an odd resemblance to Yuna's..."

Tidus laid his head on Auron's shoulder and hugged him. He liked feeling Auron's hand stroking through his soft, blonde hair. It felt so good and right. "Auron...." He murmured. He could feel Auron's hand slipping in between his thighs again.

Wakka pulled the covers up over his head and sighed. It was so quiet and lonely in here. There was no one to talk to, no one lying beside him. He remembered Tidus tucking him into bed earlier this night. That was only about four hours ago, yet to Wakka it seemed like a lifetime away. He could still feel the soft tingling sensation on his cheek after Tidus kissed him. His lips were so irresistibly soft and smooth. And the way they caressed his skin just made Wakka want to tackle him onto the bed and kiss every inch of his body.

There was no denying it; Wakka's feeling for Tidus were starting to change drastically. The little guy Wakka once conceived to be his younger brother Chappu and his playmate was starting to feel more....personal to him.

Wakka angrily threw off the covers and sat up. "What am I doing just laying here like a dead shoopuf? I've gotta do something."

Wakka quickly tossed his clothes back on, remembering how good it felt when Tidus helped take them off, and hurried to the door. His mission: to capture Tidus' lips.

Wakka walked out into the hallway, gently closing the door behind him. He didn't want to stir anybody, because what he was trying to do could be considered kidnapping. Wakka crept over to Tidus' room. He looked under the door, and saw that the lights were out.

"They must be asleep..." Wakka said. He softly pushed the door open. As he had suspected, both of them were fast asleep. He chuckled softly to himself. "This is going to be easy..."

Wakka tip-toed over to the bed. He stood in front of it, and saw Tidus sleeping in Auron's arms. Wakka snorted and angrily folded his arms. Jealousy and anger were already surging through Wakka's blood. As much as he wanted to kill Auron right now, he couldn't do it because he was Lord Braska's Guardian, and he could never kill such a highly respected man as Auron.

Wakka softly crawled onto the bed. He knew that was a bad move, because he was way too big to be sneaking around like this. He sat on his knees and looked down at Auron. He could grab one of these pillows and suffocate him right now if he wanted to. It would be so easy to kill him.

Then he looked at Tidus sleeping softly in Auron's horrific arms. Tidus was gently snoring and he looked so peaceful and calm. He saw Tidus' lips slightly curled in a soft grin. His lips looked so delicate and tender. Wakka just had to kiss them at least once. He leaned over Tidus, but when he saw Auron's arms around him, he angrily pulled them off and shoved Auron to the other side of the bed.

"And stay there!" He whispered angrily.

Wakka looked down at Tidus. He moved some of Tidus' blonde hair off his face and admired his pretty face. Wakka pressed his cheek against Tidus'. He loved the way their skin seemed to be caressing one another. "You're mine now..." Wakka said. He held Tidus' head in his hands and leaned in closer to Tidus. He could almost feel his lips brush against Tidus' when he heard Auron moving on the other side.

"Damn!" Wakka said hoarsely. He rolled off the bed, and hid underneath it.

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Kimahri sat up in the large bed he and Yuna shared. His fur was starting to feel itchy, and he knew something strange was going to happen soon. He stood up and walked to the door. Then he looked back at Yuna. She was curled up on the bed with the entire sheet wrapped around her. "Sweet dream, Yuna." He said before he headed out into the hallway. Kamahri wondered around the Hallway for a long time looking for Wakka. He knew that Wakka wasn't ever in his own room for some reason. But it was so big, that he had gotten lost. He just hopped that Yuna was okay.

Ten minutes after Kimahri left, Yuna awoke. She stretched and yawned. "Kimahri..." She said frantically when she noticed he wasn't sleeping next to her. She looked around; the room was so dark at this time of night. She felt goosebumps crawling on her skin and she gathered the blankets tighter around her. In the dark, every shadow or figure that looked harmless during the day seemed to frighten her.

She tightened her grip on the small, red nightgown she wore at night. It was practically see-through, so she didn't want to leave the room. Yet, it was so dark and creepy in this huge room. In the corner, the nightstand next to her looked somewhat like a fiend. A hungry, angry fiend that wanted to eat her. She squealed and pulled the covers over her head. Her nicrophobia (fear of darkness) was killing her. Regardless of her revealing nightgown, she quickly ran out her room and into the hallway.

The hallway was just as dark as the room. Yuna tried to remain calm. She closed her eyes and breathed in and out. She started to walk again, when she heard someone walking behind her. The footsteps seemed to be following her whenever she stepped forward.

She recognized the room next to her as being Rikku and Lulu's, and she ran in and slammed the door shut. She breathed heavily for a few moments and leaned against the door. She looked back and saw them sleeping on the bed. Lulu was curled up in the corner. And Rikku laid on her stomach with her limbs sprawled out all over Lulu. Both of them were snoring loudly.

"I...don't they would mind..." Yuna said softly. She gently crawled onto the bed and hid under the covers. She didn't like sleeping on the edge of the bed. She would much rather be in-between Lulu and Rikku. Yuna crawled under the sheet next to Lulu. She pulled Rikku off of her, who was drooling on top of Lulu's hair, and slept happily in between them. She felt so safe and secure feeling their body heat radiating next to her.

Lulu woke up in a daze. She had a weird dream and she could've sworn that Yuna wasn't sleeping next to her. "Yuna!" She squealed. Her eyes nearly popped out of her head when she saw Yuna wearing such a revealing nightgown. She had a hard time getting her eyes off of Yuna, and she could feel her body temp rising. Especially in between her legs.

Rikku rolled over. She yawned and laid her arm over Yuna. "Did you shrink, Lulu..." She murmured and fell asleep.

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Wakka slowly crawled back from underneath the bed. He saw that that bastard Auron went back to sleep. "Or I'll slit your throat!" He whispered. He stood up and looked down at Tidus. He looked at his small body wrapped up with the sheet. He was so small that Wakka could just carry him up on his shoulder to his room. Once they got there, Wakka could just tie him up to the bed and do whatever he wanted to him.

For some reason, Wakka had a strong urge to put make-up on Tidus. Wakka shook his head. He didn't know why, but Wakka wanted to put lipstick on Tidus, and then kiss him with the lipstick on. And, he could put eyeliner on him, and blush his cheeks to make them look rosy, and put powder on...

Wakka slapped himself, and the urge went away. He knelt down next to Tidus' bedside. Tidus rolled over, and now they were staring at each other face-to-face. Wakka gently caressed Tidus' cheek. His ministrations were so soft, even a little too soft, because he was almost molesting Tidus. Then Wakka started to fondle Tidus' silky blonde hair. It was so soft, almost as if each chunk was a bunch of silky feathers. He sniffed Tidus' hair; it was the scent of euphoria.

Wakka started to feel wet and hard in his pants. Not only did Wakka want Tidus to kiss him while wearing lipstick, but there was something else he wanted Tidus to do with lipstick on...

Wakka swore under his breath when he saw Auron sit up in the bed. He slid back under the bed and folded his arms. It was cold and wet down here.

Auron remembered holding Tidus in his arms, but now he nearly fell off the bed. He looked over at Tidus and saw him moving around in his sleep. He was mumbling things under his breath and seemed to be having a nightmare. Auron slid next to him and gently shook him until he was awake. "Wake up," Auron whispered into Tidus' ear. Tidus giggled when he felt Auron's breath tickling his skin. He yawned; he was still a little drowsy.

"I had a bad dream." He said. "It was really scary, too."

"I know..." Auron said. He gently stroked Tidus' hair and stared into his pretty blue eyes. "But it's over now."

"Hold me, Auron." Tidus said. He started to fall asleep as he felt Auron wrap his strong arms around his waist and cradle him softly. "I love you, Auron."

"I love you too Tidus."

Wakka peered up from under the bed and he almost died when he saw Auron kissing Tidus. He had to punch his chest a few times to get the oxygen pumping back into his lungs. When he saw the little smirk on Auron's face, he growled and clenched the sheet tightly into his fist. He started pulling his hair out when he saw Auron's hands rubbing on Tidus' butt.

"I love you," Tidus said.

"I love you, too." Auron repeated. Then Wakka could hear excessive giggling and laughter.

"For the love of Yevon!" Wakka growled between clenched teeth. "How many times are they going to say that?"

Now, more than ever, Wakka just wanted to rip Auron's head off. He would rip it off, put it on a stick and run around with it for the whole entire world to see. Then Tidus would come crying to him about losing that jerk Auron. That's not such a bad idea, Wakka thought. But he'd never get away with it. He sighed and crawled back under the bed. They were at it again.

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Rikku yawned and stretched. Then she sprawled her little limbs out all over the bed again. She took up most of everybody's space, especially Yuna's. Her body unconsciously wanted even more space, so she rolled over Yuna--who was still asleep--and somehow landed on top of Lulu.

Lulu's eyes became strained when they opened wide in shock for the second time. Not only was Yuna wearing a transparent nightgown, but now Rikku was on top of her. This was just unbelievable. Despite the amount of shame she was feeling, for Rikku was underage and Yuna had always felt like a sister to her, she had actually enjoyed the sensation. But it was against Yevon. Still, the warmth in between her legs intensified. Lulu shook her head. "Dear Chappu, what am I doing? I have to get out of here..." She whined to herself.

Before she could do anything, she saw Yuna's body rise from the bed and slowly walk over towards the door. Lulu rubbed her scarlet eyes, but Yuna was still asleep? How could she..."Tidus...." Yuna murmured. She had her arms outstretched and she moved stiff like she was some kind of a zombie.

Lulu sighed when she saw Rikku drooling on her again. She was rambling in her sleep and constantly repositioning herself on Lulu. "I didn't know Yuna sleep walked..." Rikku mumbled.

Then Lulu was sure her eyes had popped out of her head when Rikku's hands fell onto her breasts.

And Kimahri was still lost as Hell.

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Wakka peeped back up at Tidus and Auron. The amount of passion and affection in their eyes was just unbelievable. Wakka felt his heart stop beating when they started kissing again. Wakka wished he could just snatch Auron's lips right off his face because he did not to be kissing Tidus like that. Auron was like twice his age, and he would die twenty years before Tidus. And Wakka felt he was the only one who truly understood him, and that he was best fit to be Tidus' soul mate. Lulu, Rikku and Yuna were all female and they could never really know a man's most inner desires. And Kimahri wasn't even the right species.

He frowned and leaned his head on his palm as he watched Tidus and Auron again. He was surprised that he didn't get caught yet. But if he did, then all three of them would be completely embarrassed. Wakka cracked his knuckles when he saw Auron squeezing Tidus' buttocks again. Then he unzipped Tidus' pants and stuck a hand in there. "What...a...perv!" Wakka yelled softly. Wakka unconsciously started feeling like unzipping his own pants, so he did. But he stopped himself from going any further when he realized that he'd much rather Tidus do it for him. With the lipstick on. Wakka slapped himself on the head again. "Enough!" He grumbled.

Wakka could hear the bed start to squeak and the feel floor vibrate. Wakka became extremely jealous and envious when he saw Auron humping Tidus for the third time in one night. They were doing it doggy style too, which was Wakka's favorite position. "How could he be enjoying this, with Auron?" Wakka growled. He was loosing patience, and his veins were beginning to pop out his big muscles while his whole entire body tensed.

Wakka let out a passionate sigh when he saw Tidus' eyes squeeze shut and his hands clamp onto the sheets as he neared climax. "Auron...." Tidus moaned and panted heavily. Wakka felt he could pleasure Tidus a lot more than that idiot humping his brains out.

Wakka looked away, he couldn't take it anymore. He sighed. He couldn't believe that if anyone, Sir Auron was his competition. Wakka saw a book in the corner of his eye. Since he couldn't take his anger out on Sir Auron, he clawed it to death instead and then threw it across the room. Pages were flying everywhere like broken wings. "That's right, you traitor." Wakka whispered.

Then he grabbed another book. Only this time he angrily tore the pages out with his teeth. Then he threw it against the wall like it was the enemy. Like it was Auron.

"Did you hear that?" Auron asked.

"Hear what?"

"Never mind." He said.

"You better." Wakka said. He gasped and covered his mouth. His anger was getting the best of him and he said that a little too loudly.

Wakka felt his heart stop when the bed stopped rocking and Tidus' moaning dissipated. He couldn't move, because he was paralyzed with fear and disgust. He thought of all the horrible things that could happen to him, or how angry everyone would be, when they found out he was not only watching two men having sex, but that he had his own homosexual desires. It was strictly against Yevon. Wakka started to whine softly to himself. But as Rikku would say, "Fuck Yevon!"

Tidus glanced over to his left. He thought he had seen something moving. Tidus also started to whine and sob when he saw something shift again on his bedside. He didn't know what the hell it was, or how it got there. But all he knew was that it was only two feet away from him.

"Auron, what is that?" He asked in a shaky voice. He started to cry when he saw the ominous creature move in the shadows again.

He quickly rushed over to Auron and crawled onto his waist. He was practically climbing on top of his head. "Auron what is that?!" He cried in a high-pitched wail.

Wakka realized that he was caught. And he accepted defeat. When Wakka stood up, all Hell broke loose. Both Tidus and Auron were screaming loud enough for you to hear all the way on the other side of Spira. Auron started throwing pillows and sheets at the dark, 6'0 tall, shadow. Wakka looked like an evil pillar of darkness to them both.

Tidus screamed uncontrollably and choked on his tears in a high-pitched squeal loud enough to wake everybody in the entire Inn. Tidus started gagging from all the crying. He rolled off of the bed bringing the bedspread with him, and soon the entire mattress collapsed on top off him, muffling his horrific crying. Soon the entire room was filled with screaming and feathers (from the pillows) flying everywhere.

A few people came in to see what all the ruckus was about. What they saw was a pair of arms twitching underneath a huge mattress, a naked man throwing everything he could get his hands on, and a tall shadow looming in a corner. A few of them even had to dodge a desk and a nightstand that was thrown their way.

Tidus managed to pop his head out from under the mattress. The mattress was soaked through with tears and there was a pool of water around him. "Save yourselves!!!" He screamed. "Before you end up like this!!!!"

From their standing point, it looked like only a head was talking to them, and they ran away screaming just as loud as Auron and Tidus. A light bulb flung in Wakka's direction, and it burned his skin. He couldn't take it anymore, all this screaming and destruction was killing his ears. He wrapped his arms protectively around his head and quickly ran out into the hallway, slamming the door behind him. "Well that sure as Hell didn't work out! It's a freakin' disaster in there." Wakka said. He slapped himself on head. "Stupid!"

His face lit up with amusement. He had suddenly come up with another plan. He feverishly rubbed his palms together. "Now this'll knock your socks off!"

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Lulu eyed Yuna as she somehow managed to open the door while unconscious. Lulu even questioned whether or not she even was really asleep.

"Tidus...." Yuna murmured for the fifteenth time in a row. Lulu had noticed her little 'fling' she had with Tidus, and wondered whether or not they were an item. That would suck.

"Not like that. Suck like this...mmm...mmm...." Rikku murmured. Her eyes weren't completely closed as she slept, and she seemed to be staring up at Lulu. Her un-calloused hands seemed to have a life of their own as they steadily moved further and further down Lulu's waist. When they reached the point where Lulu's entire face burned red, she shoved off Rikku and ran after Yuna.

"Come back soon, okay....." Rikku murmured as she regained control of the bed.

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Lulu walked out into the dark, dingy hall. It's fancy decorations and ornaments all looked eerie and strange at this hour. She looked around and noticed that some Summoners and Guardians were already leaving so early. It seemed like the kind of thing Yuna would've done if she wasn't still asleep. Err....sleep walking.

A Summoner wearing a black robe and a pointy hat walked past Yuna. He waved confusedly at Yuna and gave her a strange smile. He wondered why her eyes were closed and she was walking so weird. Before he could leave, Yuna wrapped her arms around his neck and stared chocking him. His face was all red and he could hardly breath. Yuna slammed him against the wall and pressed her lips to his. "Tidus....your lips are so nice." Yuna said. She started laughing and staggering around the room like she was drunk. She fell backwards and toppled on top of Lulu, making them both crash to the floor.

Lulu suddenly became self-conscious of that fact that she was striped down to barely anything, and feeling Yuna on top of her was making her nervous. "Wake up Yuna." She said loudly. But Yuna was obviously off in another world as she stumbled to her feet and continued prancing down the hall. Lulu quickly got to her feet and continued pursuing Yuna. She knew better than to wake a sleepwalker. But for some reason, it never really made much logical sense to her. She didn't feel like babysitting, but steering Yuna out of trouble was one of her top priorities.

Lulu gasped when she saw Yuna knock her head into a wall and fall to the floor. She took a hard fall, but she quickly got back up. She laughed uncontrollably and spread her arms out like she flying. "Wooooo! Look I'm flying Tidus!"

"Yuna watch out." Lulu said.

Dona--the annoying woman who kept taunting Yuna and her Guardians--looked at how foolish and dazed Yuna looked stumbling about. She stuck her snobby nose high intro the air and said, "How becoming of Summoner Braska's daughter. I sure he'll be overjoyed to see her behaving foolishly and giggling like she's high on something. I'm sure she'll kill somebody by the time the night's over. Guardian or no, I would never go out with her in public."

Lulu squinted evilly at Dona and tried to keep her cool. "Must you be so harsh?" Lulu said. "She's not under the influence, and she's not foolish either. Yuna's just having a very vivid dream."

"Well, regardless of how interesting her unconscious escapades are..." She started.

Yuna started to twirl in Dona's direction. She started to backstroke like she was swimming in a giant pool.

Dona continued, "...I wouldn't trust her with a matty old wig, much less the fate of all of Spira. Bartello and I are leaving bright and early this morning so we can make the next temple on schedule. Have fun 'babysitting'. And I wish you all the luck in the world, trust me, your going to need it. Bartello--" She called out. But before she could leave Yuna started to walk around her in lazy circles.

"Woooh! I just flew right through the ceiling!" She yelled out energetically.

"No wonder only Kimahri would share the same room with her...." Lulu mumbled. She laid her hand on her forehead and let it slide down her face.

"Get away from me!" Dona shrieked and flailed her arms at Yuna. Yuna started flapping her arms around Dona like she was a bird. Then she took off like an airplane, knocking off Dona's wig.

Dona screamed as her wig fell onto the floor. She was never more embarrassed in her life, than exposing her spiky green hair to all the people in the busy hallway. Lulu gasped and covered her mouth; she had always thought Dona's hair was real. Dona dived for her wig and quickly placed it back on. It was odd how Dona mentioned 'not trusting Yuna with a matty old wig' earlier.

Bartello stepped forward and cracked his knuckles, ready to tie up Yuna. But Dona placed her arm in front of his chest and straightened her wig. There was a look of fierce anger and rage on her face. An eerie light casted down on her brown skin which made her seem to glow in the darkness. She clenched her fists and yelled, "Ohhh...You've tarnished my ego and destroyed my pride! For that you will pay....and I'll deal with you myself! And without the use of any Aeons!!!!"

Lulu could've sworn she heard lightning strike the Inn and she it buzzing in Dona's eyes. She quickly grabbed Yuna and rushed her away from harm.

They had run swiftly away from Dona. Although Dona didn't pose much of a threat, Lulu really didn't want to stir up rumor that Yuna had gotten into a fight with another Summoner. Lulu looked around, they weren't too many people here.

Yuna ran up to a random Summoner again. She grabbed him by his arm, nearly dislocated it, and kissed his cheek. "I love you Tidus!" She said.

Lulu gently grabbed Yuna by her shoulders and pinned her up against the wall. She sighed when she saw the goofy grin on Yuna's face. Either she was lovesick with an imaginary Tidus, or she was having a really strange dream. Either way it was a nightmare for Lulu. She was sure there was going to be plenty of rumors spreading quicker than a virus about Yuna and her little incident. And the nightmare wasn't over yet.

Yuna grasped Lulu's pale hands into her own. It was strange the way she looked up at Lulu as if she was making eye contact with her, because her eyes were still closed. "Tidus...." She mumbled. She lowered her head bashfully. "I want you to make love to me."

Lulu's jaw dropped open and she looked frantically around the room. "Yuna wake up!" She yelled softly. She gently shook Yuna and hoped she wake up but she didn't.

Lulu's eyes widened when she felt Yuna pull her closer to her. Her throat became dry when she felt Yuna's dark hair brush across her skin. "I know....that our relationship has been, well....not so good. And I know you're probably still angry over Seymour. But I think that an experience like this will help to strengthen our bonding."

Lulu started to laugh nervously when she saw a few Yevonites staring at her and Yuna like they were crazy. Lulu started to back away, but then Yuna smashed their bodies so closely together than Lulu could almost feel an arm passing through Yuna. She was surprised at how strong she was for a Summoner. "Don't go! Or I'll have to kill myself." Yuna said.

Lulu realized that she wasn't going anywhere. She thought of what the 'mature' way to handle this situation would have been. But it was so hard to find a solution to this circumstance.

Every rime Lulu moved, or even breathed, Yuna tightened her grasp on her. Lulu could barely even breath, much less respond to her. She thought that they would have become conjoined twins, or share the same digestive system.

Yuna laughed out loud. "Since when did you grow these?" She asked. Yuna tapped on Lulu's breast.

Lulu sighed and let out a low moan. "This is going to be a long night..." She droned.

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Tidus finally climbed out from under the overwhelming mattress. It seemed to weigh a ton, and after all that crying he was exhausted. He looked up and saw Auron sitting on the bed. Although it was already 3 in the morning, it was still so dark, and Tidus could barely even recognize him.

"Auron..." He said. Auron looked up at him and gave him eye contact. "Is it gone?"

Auron nodded and laid down on his back. He wrapped his long, red cloak around himself and rolled onto his side. Tidus could feel eyes staring onto him. He looked over his shoulder and saw a group of starry-eyed women staring at his naked body. He turned around and placed his hands on his hips. "Satisfied?" He said angrily. They quickly scampered away and Tidus slammed the door shut. Tidus covered his eyes when the room suddenly became bright. He turned around and was surprised at how quickly Auron managed to get his clothes back on. He sat at the edge of the bed reading out his small black book.

Tidus blinked his eyes rapidly and gasped. "How'd you do that so quickly?" He asked.

"A trick I learned when I was younger." Auron answered, turning another page in his book.

Tidus' bladder suddenly started to feel weird. He grabbed his stomach and hissed softly. It had been a while since Tidus had last used the bathroom. "Auron..." He said. "I have to pee. Can you come with me?" He headed for the door.

Auron laughed. "You'd better put some clothes on first or I'm sure those girls will come back looking for you."

Tidus looked down at his naked body. "Oh I forgot!" He exclaimed. Tidus quickly ran to the bed and slipped his shorts and shoes on. Then he grabbed Auron by his wrist and bolted out the door.

It took them at least twenty minutes to find the bathroom. By then Tidus was about to keel over and die from holding it in so long.

"Auron," He said anxiously. "I'm about to pee all over myself any minute!" He dug his fingers into his crotch and hopped up and down.

Once Auron spotted the bathroom, he quickly kicked the door open and Tidus ran in grabbing onto his crotch like it was going to fall off. Auron leaned against the bathroom wall and looked up at the ceiling. "Don't worry I'll wait here for you." Auron looked casual, just in case a Yevonite would've came in and spotted him waiting patiently for Tidus. He liked the fact that they were the only ones in the bathroom.

Tidus stood before the urinal and spread his legs open. He unzipped his pants and pulled his penis out. But to his surprise nothing seemed to come out. Not even a drop of urine. "C'mon!" He whined. He needed to pee really badly and he still had that antsy feeling in his pants. He tried shaking it a few times but it didn't work.

Auron grinned and rubbed the sides of his unshaven face. "Need help?" He asked.

Tidus looked down at the urinal and nodded. Auron walked up to him and stood behind Tidus. He laid his hands on Tidus' shoulders and asked, "Are you sure?"

"Anything that would get rid of this feeling is fine with me." He said. Tidus' body instantly relaxed from feeling Auron's hands sliding down his torso. Running his fingertips over Tidus' bare chest then his stomach. He sighed heavily when he started to feel his man hood erect. Which is exactly what Auron wanted.

"Relax..." Auron whispered into Tidus' ear. "Let me do it...."

Auron slid his hands around Tidus' waist and firmly grasped Tidus' rod and caressed it with his thumb. Tidus' eyebrows started to tense and he moaned softly as he breathed. He closed his eyes and laid his head back on Auron's shoulder. Tidus sighed of relief when he felt his urine falling out into the urinal. They stood like that for about two minutes until Tidus was finally relieved.

"We'll have to use the bathroom together more often!" Tidus exclaimed. He shook himself a few times until he was only a little damp.

Auron chuckled. "I guess so."

Tidus zipped his pants up and let out a loud yelp. It had gotten stuck in his zipper again. "Ouch!" He exclaimed and hissed, the pain was brutal. He stepped one foot up on the urinal and rubbed his groin feverishly.

Auron, after washing his hands off thoroughly, stood in the corner wiping his hands off with decorated paper towels. He hummed the Hymn of the Fayth and looked at the designs on the paper towels. One particular image seemed to bother him; he couldn't quite tell if it was a shoopuf or an Aeon. "What does this look like to you?" He asked Tidus.

Tidus walked over to him with a limp, because he was still sore. He looked at the paper towel and scratched his head. "Uhhhh....those big things with the long noses, that we rode back in that Moon flow place."

Auron nodded. "I thought so."

Auron and Tidus walked hand-in-hand out of the bathroom. But once they reached the door, they shared a quick kiss and separated themselves.

Tidus yawned and shoved his hands into his pockets. "I wonder what time it is...." He said sleepily. His eyes were starting to droop and his movements became a little sluggish.

"From the looks of it, it's probably early in the morning. But on Mount. Gagazet the sun doesn't rise until late in the afternoon." Auron answered. Auron stopped walking when he saw Tidus staring intently into his eyes. Tidus' bright, blue eyes looked so pretty and sparkly. Auron looked around to make sure no one was looking, and he planted a soft, tender kiss on Tidus' forehead. "That'll have to do for now." He smiled.

Tidus tipped onto his toes and kissed Auron's cheek with the same tenderness and love. Tidus blushed and grinned bashfully. "Where were you all my life?" He said. "I mean, Yuna's pretty and all, but I've never felt this way before. I've never felt so full of love like this."

"Yes. But it's shame we have to keep it secret." Auron said solemnly. He grimaced and looked at Tidus over the brim of his glasses. Tidus nodded, and they kept their distance.

Auron bent over and rubbed his ankles. "I'll catch up with later," He said.

When Tidus walked around the corner, he was shocked to see Lulu sprawled out on the floor with Yuna sitting on her stomach.

"Yuna..." Tidus held his breath and tensed his eyebrows. Up until now he wasn't quite sure if she really was cheating on him. Even though he was through with her, and was overjoyed with his new boyfriend Auron, he still hoped that it wasn't true.

He felt his heart wrench when Yuna moved in closer to Lulu and they shared an intense kiss. Although Lulu did look a little petrified, and maybe even a little scared, it looked realistic enough to Tidus. Obviously, if Auron was there with him, he would've noticed Lulu's uneasy facial expressions. And that Yuna was sort of unconscious.

Lulu looked up and saw Tidus. "It's not what it looks like." She said. "Actually--"

"Be quiet! So you're the one who stole my girlfriend from me you little skank! Well guess what, you can have her. Because I already have someone who is twice as fulfilling as she will ever be." Tidus folded his arms and looked away from them. He was proud of how well he approached her and planned on walking away coolly when heard someone crying. "Huh? Yuna...."

He turned around and saw Yuna sitting beside Lulu with her head down low. She had finally awoke. Now he felt so ashamed now of how he had reacted. He looked at Lulu, and she was shaking her head at him with a saddened look on her face. Everything became quiet except for Yuna's sobbing. Tidus reached out for her. "Yuna, I'm...."

Before he could finish Yuna ran away as quickly as she could, Lulu chasing after her. Tidus bowed his head down low. "...sorry..." He whispered. All he could remember after that was running into Auron's arms, seeking his guidance and protection.

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Wakka warily walked into the dark room. He closed the door behind him. He knew that this was Rikku's room, and that she probably had the place booby trapped with all kinds of weird machina. And Lulu probably even casted a few spells on the place. Sweat dropped down Wakka's brown skin just thinking about it.

The sheets were all piled up in the middle, and Wakka could tell that her little body was lying there underneath it. He covered his ears; Rikku's snoring was so loud it seemed to have its own chorus. He tip-toed over to the bed. Part of his plan involved Rikku, and he wanted to make sure she wasn't all cranky when she woke up. He lifted up the sheet and to his surprise, nothing was underneath it.

"Hi ya!" Rikku yelled as she jumped off of the dresser and on top of Wakka's head. She started to scratch his head and punch him at the same time. "Take this and that, and some more punches, and another scratch..."

Wakka tried top pull her off. "Rikku I have to talk to you!" He cried out.

"Well, this'll teach you to knock before you enter!" Rikku jumped back and kicked his stomach before tumbling to the floor. Wakka bent over and hugged his torso, her legs were unreasonably powerful when she was angry.

Wakka was still out of breath when he said, "Rikku, I need to talk to you."

She put her hands on her hips. "No shit." She said. "You know, I've been waiting for you all night long for your sorry ass to drop by. Because I knew you'd come looking' for some shit to get into--"

"No, I'm serious." He said. He stood up tall and looked seriously into her eyes.

She sighed and looked back at him. "What do you want?" She asked.

"Okay..." Wakka's face lit up with excitement as he started to tell her his plan. "Now, here's how this'll go down. I wanna make a deal with you--"

"Pfft." Rikku sucked her teeth. "I don't deal with morons." She said.

"Rikku, I told you I was serious." Wakka said. "Okay, so listen up!"

"Don't raise your voice to me mister!" Rikku exclaimed. "Or I'll cut your fucking tongue out!"

Wakka growled. "Can't we have at least one decent conversation?"

Rikku cleared her throat. "Go on."

Wakka glared into Rikku's eyes for a moment. She was getting on his nerves. Then he continued, "Well, it's actually more like an exchange than a deal. Problem is, I have a crush on, well...." Wakka rubbed his neck and sighed. He felt a little uncomfortable talking about this.

"If it's a guy I don't fucking care." Rikku said. "Remember, I'm an Al Bhed. We don't believe in all your freaky 'Yevon' crap."

"Okay. So I have a crush on.....Tidus. And well, there's somebody in the way all ready." He licked his lips and whispered, "It's Auron."

"Auron?" Rikku said, surprised. Wakka nodded.

Rikku said, "Okay, so basically, if I hook you up with, Tidus, then I'll get something in return. Right?"

"Oh, you're catching on quick. So you seduce Auron and I'll...."

"Hook me up with Yuna." Rikku finished.

"Aren't you two--"

"Shut up." Rikku cut him off. They both shook hands and agreed to each other's terms. But both of them had their fingers crossed behind their backs.

Later that dark morning, Rikku stopped by Tidus and Auron's room. She sighed and looked at the door. "What am I getting myself into?" Rikku murmured. Then she knocked on the door and waited patiently.

"Who is it?" Tidus asked weakly. He sniffled and blew his nose into another tissue.

"Uhhhh....it's Rikku." She answered. Tidus shuffled to door, carrying a box of used tissues with him. He opened the door and looked down to the floor. His eyes were red and watery, and he had half a tissue stuck up a nostril. "Come in." He mumbled.

"Awww." Rikku asked, "Are you feeling alright?" She laid her hands on her chest. She felt sorry for him because he looked so sad and distressed. She would've hugged him, if not for the tissues hanging off his clothes. She started to wonder if what she was doing was wrong. She knew how sensitive and vulnerable Tidus could become and wondered whether or not she wanted to do this, even at the expense of Yuna. Well as Rikku would say, "Fuck Yevon!" Or something like that...

As she walked inside, she noticed the disheveled sheets were covered in snotty tissues. Tidus must've been crying all night.

"Hey Auron." She said. Auron waved back at her. His clothes were all wet and a few crumpled tissues laid on his lap. Rikku jumped when she heard Tidus sneeze right behind her.

"Excuse me," He mumbled and blew his nose again. Tidus gently tapped Rikku on her shoulder.

"Yes Tidus," She said, giving him her full attention.

"Ummm....I was wondering, have you ever thought that Yuna would cheat on me? Because..." Tidus' words were soon reduced to cries of agony. He fell to the floor and curled up into a little ball. He covered his face with his elbow and cried softly into it.

"Okay...." Rikku said. And sheepishly darted her eyes around the room. Tidus was obviously having a mental breakdown.

Auron knelt before Tidus and laid his hand on Tidus' side. He rubbed him softly. "I know it hurts being cheated on. But you have to just let it go," Auron said firmly.

Tidus sat up and looked down to the floor. "I guess you're right..." He whispered. He sniffled and raised his head. His sparkly blue eyes glimmered with tears as he stared back at Auron. He reached out for Auron and hugged him closely. He remembered Rikku's presence, and that she had a big mouth, so he whispered in the softest tone, "I love you Auron."

Auron could barely hear him, but he could read Tidus' lips and understood him. He smiled and said. "Feeling better?"

Tidus sniffled a few times. Then he started to hiccup every three seconds. Auron chuckled feeling Tidus bouncing up and down in his arms. "I just...hiccup, knew that she was doing it all along." He sobbed.

Auron laid Tidus' head on his shoulder and rubbed his back. "It's okay. You'll be fine. I'm here for you," He whispered. Tidus giggled softly when Auron laid a kiss on his neck.

"Uhhhh.... Aren't you forgetting something?" Rikku said sheepishly. Maybe they really are all 'lingo-lingo' with each other, Rikku thought.

Both of them stumbled to their feet. For a moment there they had almost forgotten about Rikku. Auron flinched when he felt Rikku's hand graze across his crotch. He looked up at her and she winked naughtily at him and blew him a kiss. Auron shook his head and dismissed it.

Tidus sat down on the bed and sighed. "You know, it's gonna be strange now that me and Yuna have, you know...."

Auron stood before Tidus and laid his hand on his shoulder. "Time heals all wounds," He said. "In about a week or so you'll completely get over it."

Tidus nodded in agreement. "But still, I just thought that our relationship would last. I didn't think it would end so quickly. Rikku...." He looked up at her. "If you see her, tell her I'm sorry that it didn't work out. And that we can always just be friends."

"Right." Rikku said. As she walked out the door, she pinched her nipples seductively and threw a sexy grin over her shoulder at Auron. Auron looked away when his pants started to feel constricting.

"Ewwww!" Rikku exclaimed once she reached the hallway. She stuck a finger in her mouth and pretended to gag. "Sooo groooosssss!"

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Wakka whistled suspiciously as he walked down the hall with his hands behind his back. He had spotted Rin trying to sell his potions not a while ago, and he walked up and down the same hallway over and over again.

Rin finally snapped. "You've walked up and down this hall ten times already! What the hell do you want?!" He yelled in his Al Bhed twang.

Wakka stopped whistling and looked at him. "Oh nothin'. I was just wondering whether or not I should potions from you are this O'aka guy."

"O'aka? Who he?" Rin asked. Shaking a potion in his hand.

"You see, he's been patrolling these halls for hours, ya..." Wakka was at a loss for words. He hadn't thought his plan out too much, but it was going pretty well so far. "Uhhhh...he's really ugly and he has big teeth. Oh, and he has twice as many potions as you."

Rin pouted and flipped his blonde hair. "Humph. Well, I bet he doesn't have nearly as many Al Bhed potions, does he?" He tapped on Wakka's chest with the potion.

"You serious?! He has everything!" Wakka lied.

Rin started to walk away from Wakka. "I'll just have to see for myself."

Wakka pushed him back against the wall. "Listen, I'll make a deal with you. I'll buy forty of your potions in exchange for something else."

Rin crossed his arms. "Make it fifty or else."

"God you're so demanding! But okay. Now, after I buy these fifty potions, you better do what I tell you or I'll come back here and chop your head off. Understand?"

"Sure, sure. Just get to the money." Rin said quickly. He was growing impatient. Wakka looked around the room and then whispered his plan into Rin's ear. Rin's eyes opened with surprise and then a sly smile slid across his face.

Kimahri stood off in the distance with his arms folded. He knew what Wakka was up to, and that he had to stop him. "Must tell Yuna," He said, as he headed back to his room.

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Lulu had a hard time catching up to Yuna. She ran much faster than usual now that she was so upset. Once Lulu managed to get only three feet from Yuna, she tackled her to the floor, careful not to damage any of Yuna's delicate skin. "Yuna," She growled, struggling to keep Yuna in her grasp. "Relax. I'm not going to hurt you."

Yuna stopped moving and she laid still. Tears were still running down her cheeks and she sobbed. "Lulu, can we go back to our room now?" She asked.

Lulu smiled. "Of course," She said.

Yuna tried to stand up, but after running so fast and all her crying, she quickly fell to her knees.

Lulu had to carry Yuna back to the room, and she sure was a lot heavier than she seemed. Lulu practically fainted by the time they reached the room.

Lulu had to lean against the door for support. "Here..." She said. She was panting so hard she thought her lungs would fall out.

Yuna had a look of concern on her face. "Are you alright Lulu?" She asked.

"It was good exercise..." Lulu said. "How could I have...."

Before Yuna could open the door, Lulu fainted and slumped down to the floor. "Lulu!" She gasped. Yuna had to drag Lulu inside and she struggled to pull Lulu on top of the bed. Yuna broke a sweat and was now just as tired as Lulu.

Yuna sighed of relief when she saw Lulu open her eyes again. Lulu chuckled. "Both of us need to get into shape." She said.

Yuna giggled. "I thought I was going to die out there!"

"Aren't you surprised by how strong Rikku has been lately? Just the other day, I saw her run right through a wooden door."

"Yes, she has been acting strange lately...." Yuna stared up at the ceiling. She could remember how unusually playful she was around her. And sometimes Rikku would seem to just space out and stare at Yuna for a really long time. Almost as if she was admiring her. And then Rikku would smile, and look away.

Yuna yawned. She rolled onto her side and snuggled against Lulu. "Good night..." She said. She closed her eyes and she finally slept peacefully.

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Wakka smiled. Now he had not one, but two Al Bhed idiots doing all the dirty work for him. He folded his arms behind his head and sighed passionately. "I can feel Tidus' lips already." He mumbled.

He suddenly fell to the floor when he bumped into someone. He looked up and saw Kimahri staring angrily down at him. Kimahri grasped Wakka's neck into his furry hands and lifted him off of the floor.

"Oh my god! Please, put me down I'll do anything!" Wakka said frantically. He could feel his air supply depleting. He tried to loosen Kimahri's grip but he was too strong. Especially when he was mad.

Kimahri squeezed his claws against Wakka's neck. "You want ruin Yuna and Tidus relationship. Wakka happy, but Kimahri not. Kimahri choke Wakka to death, if relationship ends."

Wakka nodded. "Okay." Kimahri threw him to his feet and walked away. "What the fuck is that Ronso's problem, ya?" Wakka yelled as he rubbed his neck.

Wakka was surprised to see that he had somehow made his way back to Tidus' room. He sighed and rubbed his face, what happened earlier was a complete disaster. But now he would do it in a more secretive way. When he saw Auron leaving the room, he scrambled to his feet, realizing that this might be the only time he may get alone with Tidus. "All to myself." Wakka snickered and smiled evilly.

Tidus had managed to fix himself up and clean up all the tissues. He hummed the Hymn of the Fayth as he continued tidying up the rest of the room. Tidus hated cleaning, but Auron said that he couldn't stand being in a messy environment. When he heard the door creaking open, he looked back and was surprised to see Wakka. "Hiya Wakka!" He said. "Wat'cha want?"

Wakka closed the door behind him and leaned his weight against it. He looked a little suspicious the way he had his arms barred across the door. "Oh, I just wanted to stop by, is all..." He said. When Tidus turned around Wakka quickly stuck a metal bar in the door's hinge, preventing anyone from opening it.

Wakka scratched his head as he walked next to Tidus. "So, how's everything doing, ya?" He asked.

Tidus started to feel a little nervous when Wakka laid his hand on Tidus' shoulder. He had done it so many times, but now it just felt so weird. And he could feel Wakka breathing heavily against his neck. Tidus tried to slip away, but then Wakka tightened his grasp. "Ummm...I'm okay," Tidus answered.

Wakka slowly started to trail his hand downwards Tidus' back. His fingers felt colder than ice. "Well I'm glad to hear that." He said. "Lately, there hasn't been much going on, you know." Wakka's hand hovered right above Tidus' butt and his eyes were glued to it.

Tidus swallowed hard and nodded. He wondered what was taking Auron so long. "Ummm....Wakka, I'm--"

Before Tidus could finish Wakka asked, "Do you work out a lot? Before your ass is so nice and tight." Wakka squeezed Tidus' ass and then slapped it really hard. Tidus rubbed his butt because it burned really badly.

Tidus walked back and tripped onto the bed. He was frightened by the look of desire and anger in Wakka's dark brown eyes. Tidus tried to kick him away but Wakka was too strong. Wakka pinned down Tidus to the bed and held his head in his hands. Tidus started to shudder feeling Wakka's icy hands fondling his lips.

"Please..." Tidus murmured. He didn't want Wakka to do it.

"Now what I've been waiting for..." Wakka pressed his lips against Tidus', and a salty tear ran down Tidus' cheek. It wasn't the same romantic and tender kiss Auron gave him. It was rough and filled with nothing but raw sexual instinct. He started to whine as Wakka forced his tongue through his lips and bit onto his lower lip. Tidus could feel Wakka breathing down his throat, and he hated the feeling.

Tidus freed a leg from under Wakka's weight and quickly kicked him in-between his legs. Wakka fell to the floor, grabbing onto his crotch. He was in an immense amount of pain. "You Chocobo eater!" He yelled. Tidus managed to run away from him and tried to open the door. He noticed the metal bar and kicked at it but it wouldn't budge.

Wakka laughed at him. "There's no way your gonna open it now. You'll just have to wait until I'm done with you." He stood up and laughed harder as Tidus frantically tried to close the door. Wakka grabbed Tidus by his blonde hair and threw against the desk Auron had just rebuilt. Tidus started cry out as Wakka loomed over him. Wakka quickly grabbed Tidus by his waist and pulled his pants down. Then he forced Tidus to bend over onto the desk. Wakka's pants dropped down to his ankles and he laughed obnoxiously. "Boy, are we gonna have some fun tonight!"

Tidus squeezed his eyes shut. "Auron..." He whispered.

R&R please. This one was the most intense chapter yet, and it gets even deeper in the next chapter. But I warn you, Wakka rapes Tidus pretty bad in the next chapter. Though it's nothing to take too seriously. J J (Can you believe it only took me eight minutes to write twenty pages?)