Ghostbuster on the Roof

By GirlX2

(I don't own GB's or Fiddler. I'm in Fiddler right now, so of course, my warped mind produced this...Enjoy! Theres more comin'!)

The Firehouse

(The curtain rises. We see the firehouse, a shadowed figure (Egon) is on the roof. Peter enters, dragging some piece of equipment behind him.)

Peter: A Ghostbuster on the roof. Sounds crazy, right?

Egon: Peter? I could use that safety harness.

Peter: But here in New York, at one time or another, you might say every one of us a Ghostbuster on the roof, trying to keep the firehouse in decent shape. It isn't easy.

Egon: Peter? The harness?

Peter: You may ask 'Why do we stay up there if it's so dangerous?' Well, we stay because the firehouse is our home.

Egon: Peter, please!

Peter: And how do we keep our balance? That I can tell you in a few words:

Egon: (We see him tumble from the roof) PETER!

Peter: Um, the safety harness. I'll be back. (He hurries off to help Egon)

Winston: (Enters, caring several boards)

Who, day and night, must scramble for a living,
Feed three other men, say his daily prayers?
And who has the right, as fixer of the car
To have the final twinkee for desert?
The Mechanic! The Mechanic!

(He exits)
Egon: (Enters, rubbing his neck after the fall)
Who must know the way to make a proper trap,
A versatile trap, a functional trap?
Who must trap and disperse the ghosts,
So Peters free to keep the financial books?
The Physicist! The Physicist!

(He exits)
Ray: (Enters)

At eighteen I started studying, next year learned Gozer's name

I hear they've got a new book for me, I hope it's ancient.
The Occultist! The Occultist!
(He exits)

Peter: (Enters with safety harness wrapped around his neck)
And who does Egon teach to run the stuff he picks?

Preparing me to mend it, next time we're in a fix?
The Psychologist! The Psychologist!

(The other three come back in, seem rather embarrassed at being caught singing, and leave.)

Peter: (Unwraps the safety harness from his neck. ) Without our firehouse our lives would be as shaky as... as a Ghostbuster on the roof!

(The curtain falls. )

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Don't worry...more coming! Or perhaps, do worry...:P