White Lilies
Ed: walks up casually Yo' Roy what's up with the flowers?
Roy: sits down and sighs I don't know. I just found them on my desk with a note.
Ed: picks up the note next to the flowers Can I read?
Roy: Sure.
Note: To my dearest Roy Mustang,
Roy these Lilies are for you from the one who loves you truly. I only ask you if you love me as well. Leave a request for me on the desk in office 125 at 8:30 pm.
Love, Your secret admirer.
Ed: sweat drops Office 125? Isn't that one supposed to be abandoned?
Roy: Yes and that's why they chose it. No one will suspect him or her and I won't be able to know who it is from.
Ed: … Well I got to go. I'll try to figure this out. By Roy!
Roy: waits for Ed to close door He knows something.
Ed: opens door and peeks head in Are you going? Maybe now you'll find out who sent you all these love notes.
Roy: sighs I have no choice. I can't let this go on forever. Besides, I'm running out of vases for the flowers.
Ed: sweat drops Well got to go Al's waiting for me. By!
8:30 PM
Roy: Hello? Is anyone here?
Voice: I see you got my flowers. Do you like? You always seemed to like Lilies.
Roy: Only Hawkeye knows that! Is that you Elizabeth!
Voice: No, no. My name is Ana and I'm your number one fan. Now that you have fallen into my trap, your mine!
Roy: AHHHHHHH! MY NIGHTMARE CAME TRUE! AHHHHHH!
THWACK!
Roy: lies unconscious on floor
Ana: I win. Time to take you home!
Hawkeye: Poor Roy. I should of never helped that girl. Oh well at least I got a new revolver out of it!
END