Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing or "The Geek in the Pink." Mr. Hirano and Jason Mraz do. I don't own Trigun, either (just in case you didn't guess).
Author Notes: I always get a kick out rewriting songs to fit a particular series, and "Hellsing" is no exception. Here's hoping it meets your approval. This is sung by Alucard, mostly directed toward Integra. Enjoy!
Well, let the undead in the red take a stab at it
You know I'd try to be nice, but I stink at it
I might be playful at times but I'm fat fulla crimes
Bare your neck to me and I'm a bite at it
Your blood tastes delicious; y'know it's sweeter than kissin'
Cause baby listen to this don't want to miss it while it's hittin'
Sometimes you gotta kill 'em to thrill 'em
But this vampire never quits 'cause my evil never dies, you see
I don't care what you might think about me
Wage the war without me if you want
But I can shoot them dead if you so choose
Baby, we could fight and never lose
Are you ready for a slaughter? Are you your father's daughter?
Integra, don't forget what you already know
When I'm on the job, expect gruesome sounds
Blood will be smeared across the town
Don't judge me by the color, confuse me with another
This dark monster ain't Vash the Stampede
The undead in the red
Well the undead in the red, yeah
The undead in the red
Well they're all cannon fodder; soldiers mean nothing to me
But Seras's automatic is trying to protect them and her
Because she wants to stay human that's what's the matter
I don't have that problem; I enjoy the carnage around me and
She was staring through the doorframe
Eyeing me down like I'd gone completely insane
Well she can get over her dumb scruples then
I ain't changing my spots; that's why I'm the No-life King
I don't care what she might think about me
She can fight without me if she wants
But we can shoot them dead if we so choose
Baby, we could fight and never lose
Are you ready for a slaughter? Are you your father's daughter?
Integra, don't forget what you already know
When I'm on the job, expect gruesome sounds
Blood will be smeared across the town
Don't judge me by the color, confuse me with another
This dark monster ain't Vash the Stampede
Hey, Master look at me go
From villain to hero
You'd better take it from a freak like me
Well, I can save you from vampiric dum-dums
Who wouldn't care if you sh...ot them or not
So what I'm grinning like a crazy man
A gun in my hand
I'd rather have the daylight to relax, you understand?
My casket and basket that contains the blood packs
I love to mock you though it puts me in a tight spot
Waiting in my coffin like some caged-up beast
Since I'm getting bored, I'll pick a fight with the priest
So take a look inside my coffin and you'll see what I mean
That in the other neck the blood is redder
I don't care what you might think about me
Wage the war without me if you want
I can shoot them dead if you so choose
Baby, we could fight and never lose
Are you ready for a slaughter? Are you your father's daughter?
Integra, don't forget what you already know
When I'm on the job, expect gruesome sounds
Blood will be smeared across the town
Don't judge me by the color, confuse me with another
This dark monster ain't Vash the Stampede
The undead in the red
I'm the undead in the red, yeah
Crimson's the new color for fall
The undead in the red
So I'm undead, y'all
In the red, y'all
Crimson's the new color for fall
The undead in the red
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Phew! Mraz's songs are always a challenge; there is no remedy for that geek's complex wordplay. Anyway, I'm pleased with how it turned out. How 'bout you? Let me know with that nifty little review button below, por favor...