If your here, than thanks for coming! I've had the stuff in this fic written for so long and my friend thought they were funny and convinced me to post them. So here they are! I hope you think They're as funny as I do. 3

Disclaimer: I really do own FMA because I work for Square Enix. Ha! Yea right. If I did, would I realy write about something I own?

Someone ate my 3 Muskteers Bar, but replaced it with Roy instead. Yay!

Roy: Says who?

Me: Ed.

And I pointed to him.

Roy: I'll kill you.

And he got into a snapping position cause, well, you know thats what Roy does.

Me: What's the matter? You don't like me?

Roy: Uhh..uhhh...Ed, help?

Ed: You're on you own, see ya!

Then he ran to the nearest exit.

Roy: Damn pipsqueak.

Ed poked his head through the door.

Ed: What did you say!

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Next day..

Me: It seems that Roy ran away...IknewIshouldhavewatchedhimcloser...Anyways..I found Ed on my doorstep! Yay!

Ed: What the hell!

Roy: -snickering-

I give Ed a big giant hug cause everybody likes a hug! Well, almost.

Ed: Get off me! Can I get some help here?

Roy: Sorry, gotta go, paperwork is waiting.

Ed: So?

Roy: Now doing paperworkGun to my head. Compliments of the Leiutanant. -leaves for fear of bullets-

Ed: Damn bastard..

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Me: Yay! Its a new day and I still have Ed! Woohoo!

Ed: Woop de doo. -twirls finger for added sarcasm-

Me: Ed would also like to say hi and that he loves all of his fans.

Ed: And why would I wanna do that?

Me: Because of this.. -moves 3 Muskateers Bar in his face- Now say it!

Ed: No!

Me: Come on..you know you want it..

Ed: Ahh..dammit. Ok, Ok. Hi and I love you all.

Me: See! ed really does care! -starts eating candy-

Ed: What the hell! You said I could have that!

Me: Now really, I didn't say anything like that, did I?

Ed: -mumbles obsene words under breath- ...Hey wheres Al?

Me: I dunno.

-somewhere far away...-

Al: Brother? -looks around frantically- Brother! Where are you!

A/N: Review please! If you didn't like it, liked it or know something I can improve on! And you know 1st chappies aren't always the best, but i promise by the third it gets better. So now, review!