The Merc and the Ninja
Part 2: 'You're Cute When You're Angry!'
By
RahneMan
Disclaimer- I don't own Deadpool, Psylocke OR Colossus, Marvel does. Oh! And for those of you who don't know, Colossus sacrificed his life to cure the Legacy Virus.
Downtown Manhattan-
Wade Wilson and Betsy Braddock, our newly resurrected heroes, are walking down the street. As usual Deadpool is being an ass!
'Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah-ting-tang-wallah-wallah-bing-bang. Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah-ting- tang-wallah.'
'For God's sake Deadpool!' Betsy sighs. 'SHUT UP!'
'I'm only singing Cute-Buns!' He answers her.
'Well DON'T! And don't call me Cute-Buns!'
'Well you are!'
'Shut up!'
The two of them stop outside a bar.
'I think this is the place we're supposed to meet our contact.' Betsy says.
'How can you tell?'
'Women's intuition I guess!'
'We can't go in like this!' Deadpool says. 'We'll have to come up with a disguise!'
'No we won't you idiot!' Betsy snaps. 'I'm a telepath, I'll just cloud their senses!'
'Show off!' Deadpool mutters.
They walk in the bar.
After looking around for a bit, Betsy soon sees a familiar face.
'Omigod!' she gasps, pointing to a tall, muscular man sitting at a booth. 'That's Piotr Rasputin! Colossus!'
'Didn't he sacrifice himself to cure the Legacy Virus?' Deadpool asks.
'Yes.' Betsy answers him. 'If he's dead, he MUST be the contact!'
The two of them walk up to Piotr.
'Hey there stranger!' Betsy says, creeping behind him.
Piotr jumps up with a start.
'Betsy Braddock!' he gasps. 'It is good to see you! And Deadpool too!'
'Really?' Wade asks.
'No, I'm lying!' Piotr smirks.
'I gather that you're our contact.' Betsy says to him.
'Yes I am.' He answers. 'I was asked to give you this.' He says, handing Betsy an envelope. She opens it and shows Wade the photo inside.
'That's some random sacred object!' wade gasps, looking at the random sacred object's shininess. 'Uh, what is it?'
'It is the staff of Sehkmet.' Piotr answers. 'It is an Ancient Egyptian war staff. It is supposed to have mystical powers.'
'Such as?' Betsy asks.
'Oh, the usual stuff.' Piotr answers. 'Immortality, enormous power!'
'Where can we find it?' Wade asks.
'Castle Doom!' Piotr answers again.
'Oh bugger!' Betsy curses. 'You mean Dr Doom's castle in Latveria?'
'The one and only!'
'Looks like we've got an appointment with a doctor, Cute-Buns!' Wade says.
Betsy glares at wade through narrowed eyes.
'DON'T CALL ME CUTE-BUNS!!' She hisses.
'Did I tell you that you're cut when you're angry?' Wade asks with a lecherous grin.
'I hate you! A lot!'
'You know you like it!'
'Idiot!'
TBC
Part 2: 'You're Cute When You're Angry!'
By
RahneMan
Disclaimer- I don't own Deadpool, Psylocke OR Colossus, Marvel does. Oh! And for those of you who don't know, Colossus sacrificed his life to cure the Legacy Virus.
Downtown Manhattan-
Wade Wilson and Betsy Braddock, our newly resurrected heroes, are walking down the street. As usual Deadpool is being an ass!
'Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah-ting-tang-wallah-wallah-bing-bang. Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah-ting- tang-wallah.'
'For God's sake Deadpool!' Betsy sighs. 'SHUT UP!'
'I'm only singing Cute-Buns!' He answers her.
'Well DON'T! And don't call me Cute-Buns!'
'Well you are!'
'Shut up!'
The two of them stop outside a bar.
'I think this is the place we're supposed to meet our contact.' Betsy says.
'How can you tell?'
'Women's intuition I guess!'
'We can't go in like this!' Deadpool says. 'We'll have to come up with a disguise!'
'No we won't you idiot!' Betsy snaps. 'I'm a telepath, I'll just cloud their senses!'
'Show off!' Deadpool mutters.
They walk in the bar.
After looking around for a bit, Betsy soon sees a familiar face.
'Omigod!' she gasps, pointing to a tall, muscular man sitting at a booth. 'That's Piotr Rasputin! Colossus!'
'Didn't he sacrifice himself to cure the Legacy Virus?' Deadpool asks.
'Yes.' Betsy answers him. 'If he's dead, he MUST be the contact!'
The two of them walk up to Piotr.
'Hey there stranger!' Betsy says, creeping behind him.
Piotr jumps up with a start.
'Betsy Braddock!' he gasps. 'It is good to see you! And Deadpool too!'
'Really?' Wade asks.
'No, I'm lying!' Piotr smirks.
'I gather that you're our contact.' Betsy says to him.
'Yes I am.' He answers. 'I was asked to give you this.' He says, handing Betsy an envelope. She opens it and shows Wade the photo inside.
'That's some random sacred object!' wade gasps, looking at the random sacred object's shininess. 'Uh, what is it?'
'It is the staff of Sehkmet.' Piotr answers. 'It is an Ancient Egyptian war staff. It is supposed to have mystical powers.'
'Such as?' Betsy asks.
'Oh, the usual stuff.' Piotr answers. 'Immortality, enormous power!'
'Where can we find it?' Wade asks.
'Castle Doom!' Piotr answers again.
'Oh bugger!' Betsy curses. 'You mean Dr Doom's castle in Latveria?'
'The one and only!'
'Looks like we've got an appointment with a doctor, Cute-Buns!' Wade says.
Betsy glares at wade through narrowed eyes.
'DON'T CALL ME CUTE-BUNS!!' She hisses.
'Did I tell you that you're cut when you're angry?' Wade asks with a lecherous grin.
'I hate you! A lot!'
'You know you like it!'
'Idiot!'
TBC