The Merc and the Ninja
Part 16: Cheese-Eating Surrender-Monkeys
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I don't own anything, Deadpool, Psylocke, Jubilee, Skin, Typhoid Mary, Pyro and Siryn all belong to Marvel.
Shout Outs-
Agent-G- Brain and Meggan weren't freaked out about Betsy's return because they already knew that she was back from the dead, they helped her move in too!
Risty- Don't worry, you didn't miss much, only Wade and Betsy having smoochies and an anti Mary Poppins rant. Alex is waaaaay better than Scott, so there!
L1701E- More Wade-related wackiness up next! Enjoy!
Dark Jaded Rose- It's fun when Wade gets humiliated, isn't it? Enjoy!
Quote of the day- 'In my opinion you're as guilty as a puppy sitting next to a pile of pooh!'- Lt George (Blackadder Goes Forth)
Somewhere in Paris-
Wade Wilson is walking along the Paris streets arm-in-arm with his girlfriend Betsy Braddock.
'God I hate France.' Wade sighs.
Betsy cocks a curious brow at her boyfriend's comments.
'Why's that luv?'
'Well, they refuse to talk English for a start! I didn't come to France to speak freakin' French! Who would willingly eat frogs' legs and snails anyway? And don't even get me started on the crapping in a hole bit!'
Betsy just smiles good-naturedly at Wade's ranting and continues walking along the street.
'I'm parched.' Betsy says, stopping outside a random café. 'Shall we stop and have a drink?'
'I've gotta say one thing about the French though.' Wade says. 'They know how to make their pastries!'
Betsy sits down at a table and orders two coffees and some random pastries. Wade just rubs his hands in anticipation.
'How are we going to get in contact with Siryn anyway?' Betsy asks.
'Easy Betts.' Wade replies. 'She's a member of X-Corp right? In the ad, it said all we have to do is think of an 'X' and they'd come running!'
The banks of the Seine-
Typhoid Mary and St John Allerdyce are walking along the banks of the Seine. A random flower seller continues to bother John to but flowers. Typhoid shoots a glare at her. The seller lets out a scream, as her flowers are set alight. Typhoid and John however, just walk along laughing their heads off.
'That'll teach her!' Typhoid grins.
'Have I ever told you that you're my kinda woman?' John asks.
'Not often enough!' Typhoid replies jokingly.
They stop beside yet another flower seller. Instead of setting fire to this one, John steps up and buys a pretty looking bouquet. He then gives it to Typhoid with a charming smile.
'Oh thankyou John!' Typhoid grins, hugging him. 'They're so pretty!'
'That's one thing that I'd never thought I'd hear you say Typh!' John grins. 'Pretty! Kinky maybe, but never pretty!'
'What can I say?' Typhoid replies. 'I'm going soft!'
Random clothes store-
Jubilee breezes out of a random clothes store with Angelo following behind her struggling to carry all her purchases.
'Uh Jubes, are you sure that you need all this stuff?' Angelo asks.
'You can't come to Paris without visiting the clothes stores!' Jubilee replies.
Angelo mutters random Spanish curse as he struggles with the bags.
Jubilee stops outside yet another shoe store.
'Ooh! I like those ones!' Jubilee says. 'C'mon Angelo, we're going in.
'Not just yet, Jubes.' Angelo groans, sitting down. 'I need to catch my breath. Let's just stop and have a coffee, yeah?'
Jubilee sighs as she opens up her purse and throws Angelo a few bills.
'You stop here while I go in and buy some shoes.' She says.
Angelo watches as Jubilee walks into the store. He lets out a relieved sigh and leans back in his seat.
Back at the café-
Betsy quietly sips her coffee while Wade gouges on some random French pastries.
'You having fun there, luv?' She asks.
'No talk, eating!' Wade grunts, shoving a croissant in his mouth.
Betsy just shrugs and starts reading through a newspaper.
Unseen by the two of them, a tall redhead sits on the table behind them. She attracts the attention of a waiter and orders a coffee. Wade instantly recognises her voice and looks up from his croissant.
'Omigod!' He gasps. 'Theresa Rourke! How ya don' girl?'
The member of X-Corp Paris know as Siryn looks up in amazement at the sight before her.
'Wade? Can it really be you?' She asks.
'Alive and kicking babe!' Wade grins.
'Why are ye not dead?'
'I got better!' Wade replies.
Betsy clears her throat to get attention.
'Ahem!'
'Oh sorry! Terry, this is Betsy Braddock, my new girlfriend!'
'We've met.' Betsy replies.
'Oh aye.' Terry adds. 'So, ye an' Wade're taegether then.'
'Yup.' Betsy replies. 'We both got brought back from the dead and ended up falling in love.'
'You got anyone special Terry?' Wade asks. 'A guy? It could be a girl for all I know!'
'I havnae got anyone in particular.' Terry replies. 'But me an' Jamie're steppin' out taegether!'
'You and Multiple?' Wade asks. 'You kinky minx! Going out with a guy that can make copies of himself! Instant orgy material!'
'It's nothing like that ye perv!' Terry blushes. 'We're just friends!'
'Sure you are!' Wade smirks. 'And I'm the King of Sweden!'
Later-
Wade and Terry are left alone while Betsy goes to visit the little girls' room.
'Ye cannae be serious havin' a pair o' loonies like Typhoid Mary an' Pyro on yuir team!' Terry says. 'They're insane!'
'I'm not exactly the poster boy for sanity, am I?' Wade counters.
'Point.' Terry sighs. 'But she did pretend ate be me that one time and seduce ye.
'Let bygones be bygones, I suppose!' Wade replies.
'Wade?'
'Yeah?'
'Do ye ever think what wouldae happened if we stayed taegether?' Terry asks.
'I used to.' Wade replies. 'Before I met Betsy. But now I've got someone that loves me for the guy that I am, even if that guy is slightly insane.'
'I wish I had a stable relationship like ye two.' Terry sighs. 'I havnae had a lasting relationship in... years!'
'What about you and Jamie?' Wade asks.
'I dinnae know.' Terry replies. 'It's kindae weird, ye know, office romance an' all that.'
'Me and Betsy work together.' Wade replies. 'We're in a relationship and it doesn't affect our work! You should talk to Jamie and tell him how you feel. You never know, he might feel the same way!'
'Wow!' terry says. 'That was deep! How did ye ever learn that?'
'Simple!' Wade replies. 'Betsy's banned me from killing so in order to use up my spare time, I started reading psychology books!'
Wade and Terry look up as Betsy walks up and puts her hand on Wade's shoulder.
'I'm afraid we have to go now luv.' Betsy says. 'We'd better get back before Jubilee squashes Angelo with all those shopping bags!'
Betsy turns to Terry and gives her a friendly hug.
'It was nice meeting you again terry. We're staying at the Hotel Derriere, come and stop by whenever you want. We'd be perfectly happy to look after you!'
'Thanks Betsy.' Terry replies. 'I might take ye up on that!'
As they leave, Wade turns back to Terry.
'Remember what I said, talk to him!'
'Aye, I will!'
With that, Wade takes Betsy's arm in his and walks along to their hotel.
'Where did you ever learn to be so deep?' Betsy asks.
'I read a lot of beer mats!' Wade grins!
'You big bloody liar!' Betsy replies. 'You're going soft!'
'Maybe so.' Wade adds. 'But there's one part of me that never goes soft!'
Betsy just grins and shakes her head good-naturedly.
'You're a perv, you know that?' She grins.
'You know you dig it Cute Buns!'
END...
NEXT: Wackiness in Venice with Jubilee and Angelo! Guest starring: The Amazing Spider-Man!
Part 16: Cheese-Eating Surrender-Monkeys
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I don't own anything, Deadpool, Psylocke, Jubilee, Skin, Typhoid Mary, Pyro and Siryn all belong to Marvel.
Shout Outs-
Agent-G- Brain and Meggan weren't freaked out about Betsy's return because they already knew that she was back from the dead, they helped her move in too!
Risty- Don't worry, you didn't miss much, only Wade and Betsy having smoochies and an anti Mary Poppins rant. Alex is waaaaay better than Scott, so there!
L1701E- More Wade-related wackiness up next! Enjoy!
Dark Jaded Rose- It's fun when Wade gets humiliated, isn't it? Enjoy!
Quote of the day- 'In my opinion you're as guilty as a puppy sitting next to a pile of pooh!'- Lt George (Blackadder Goes Forth)
Somewhere in Paris-
Wade Wilson is walking along the Paris streets arm-in-arm with his girlfriend Betsy Braddock.
'God I hate France.' Wade sighs.
Betsy cocks a curious brow at her boyfriend's comments.
'Why's that luv?'
'Well, they refuse to talk English for a start! I didn't come to France to speak freakin' French! Who would willingly eat frogs' legs and snails anyway? And don't even get me started on the crapping in a hole bit!'
Betsy just smiles good-naturedly at Wade's ranting and continues walking along the street.
'I'm parched.' Betsy says, stopping outside a random café. 'Shall we stop and have a drink?'
'I've gotta say one thing about the French though.' Wade says. 'They know how to make their pastries!'
Betsy sits down at a table and orders two coffees and some random pastries. Wade just rubs his hands in anticipation.
'How are we going to get in contact with Siryn anyway?' Betsy asks.
'Easy Betts.' Wade replies. 'She's a member of X-Corp right? In the ad, it said all we have to do is think of an 'X' and they'd come running!'
The banks of the Seine-
Typhoid Mary and St John Allerdyce are walking along the banks of the Seine. A random flower seller continues to bother John to but flowers. Typhoid shoots a glare at her. The seller lets out a scream, as her flowers are set alight. Typhoid and John however, just walk along laughing their heads off.
'That'll teach her!' Typhoid grins.
'Have I ever told you that you're my kinda woman?' John asks.
'Not often enough!' Typhoid replies jokingly.
They stop beside yet another flower seller. Instead of setting fire to this one, John steps up and buys a pretty looking bouquet. He then gives it to Typhoid with a charming smile.
'Oh thankyou John!' Typhoid grins, hugging him. 'They're so pretty!'
'That's one thing that I'd never thought I'd hear you say Typh!' John grins. 'Pretty! Kinky maybe, but never pretty!'
'What can I say?' Typhoid replies. 'I'm going soft!'
Random clothes store-
Jubilee breezes out of a random clothes store with Angelo following behind her struggling to carry all her purchases.
'Uh Jubes, are you sure that you need all this stuff?' Angelo asks.
'You can't come to Paris without visiting the clothes stores!' Jubilee replies.
Angelo mutters random Spanish curse as he struggles with the bags.
Jubilee stops outside yet another shoe store.
'Ooh! I like those ones!' Jubilee says. 'C'mon Angelo, we're going in.
'Not just yet, Jubes.' Angelo groans, sitting down. 'I need to catch my breath. Let's just stop and have a coffee, yeah?'
Jubilee sighs as she opens up her purse and throws Angelo a few bills.
'You stop here while I go in and buy some shoes.' She says.
Angelo watches as Jubilee walks into the store. He lets out a relieved sigh and leans back in his seat.
Back at the café-
Betsy quietly sips her coffee while Wade gouges on some random French pastries.
'You having fun there, luv?' She asks.
'No talk, eating!' Wade grunts, shoving a croissant in his mouth.
Betsy just shrugs and starts reading through a newspaper.
Unseen by the two of them, a tall redhead sits on the table behind them. She attracts the attention of a waiter and orders a coffee. Wade instantly recognises her voice and looks up from his croissant.
'Omigod!' He gasps. 'Theresa Rourke! How ya don' girl?'
The member of X-Corp Paris know as Siryn looks up in amazement at the sight before her.
'Wade? Can it really be you?' She asks.
'Alive and kicking babe!' Wade grins.
'Why are ye not dead?'
'I got better!' Wade replies.
Betsy clears her throat to get attention.
'Ahem!'
'Oh sorry! Terry, this is Betsy Braddock, my new girlfriend!'
'We've met.' Betsy replies.
'Oh aye.' Terry adds. 'So, ye an' Wade're taegether then.'
'Yup.' Betsy replies. 'We both got brought back from the dead and ended up falling in love.'
'You got anyone special Terry?' Wade asks. 'A guy? It could be a girl for all I know!'
'I havnae got anyone in particular.' Terry replies. 'But me an' Jamie're steppin' out taegether!'
'You and Multiple?' Wade asks. 'You kinky minx! Going out with a guy that can make copies of himself! Instant orgy material!'
'It's nothing like that ye perv!' Terry blushes. 'We're just friends!'
'Sure you are!' Wade smirks. 'And I'm the King of Sweden!'
Later-
Wade and Terry are left alone while Betsy goes to visit the little girls' room.
'Ye cannae be serious havin' a pair o' loonies like Typhoid Mary an' Pyro on yuir team!' Terry says. 'They're insane!'
'I'm not exactly the poster boy for sanity, am I?' Wade counters.
'Point.' Terry sighs. 'But she did pretend ate be me that one time and seduce ye.
'Let bygones be bygones, I suppose!' Wade replies.
'Wade?'
'Yeah?'
'Do ye ever think what wouldae happened if we stayed taegether?' Terry asks.
'I used to.' Wade replies. 'Before I met Betsy. But now I've got someone that loves me for the guy that I am, even if that guy is slightly insane.'
'I wish I had a stable relationship like ye two.' Terry sighs. 'I havnae had a lasting relationship in... years!'
'What about you and Jamie?' Wade asks.
'I dinnae know.' Terry replies. 'It's kindae weird, ye know, office romance an' all that.'
'Me and Betsy work together.' Wade replies. 'We're in a relationship and it doesn't affect our work! You should talk to Jamie and tell him how you feel. You never know, he might feel the same way!'
'Wow!' terry says. 'That was deep! How did ye ever learn that?'
'Simple!' Wade replies. 'Betsy's banned me from killing so in order to use up my spare time, I started reading psychology books!'
Wade and Terry look up as Betsy walks up and puts her hand on Wade's shoulder.
'I'm afraid we have to go now luv.' Betsy says. 'We'd better get back before Jubilee squashes Angelo with all those shopping bags!'
Betsy turns to Terry and gives her a friendly hug.
'It was nice meeting you again terry. We're staying at the Hotel Derriere, come and stop by whenever you want. We'd be perfectly happy to look after you!'
'Thanks Betsy.' Terry replies. 'I might take ye up on that!'
As they leave, Wade turns back to Terry.
'Remember what I said, talk to him!'
'Aye, I will!'
With that, Wade takes Betsy's arm in his and walks along to their hotel.
'Where did you ever learn to be so deep?' Betsy asks.
'I read a lot of beer mats!' Wade grins!
'You big bloody liar!' Betsy replies. 'You're going soft!'
'Maybe so.' Wade adds. 'But there's one part of me that never goes soft!'
Betsy just grins and shakes her head good-naturedly.
'You're a perv, you know that?' She grins.
'You know you dig it Cute Buns!'
END...
NEXT: Wackiness in Venice with Jubilee and Angelo! Guest starring: The Amazing Spider-Man!