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"Joutei (I think means "lord" in Japanese) Sesshomaru!" Cried Jaken, "wait for me!"
"So now do you know why it's so important to find where the tetsusaiga's hidden?" hissed Sesshomaru.
"Yes Joutei Sesshomaru, just please don't ever punish me like that again!" cried Jaken.
"What a nice day!" Ki-ki-lia said stepping out of Kaede's hut, "huh? Is that Kagome swimming in the lake? I wonder… hehehe."
"The water here's so fresh and the day's perfect for a swim!" amazed Kagome.
"WEEEEE!" yelled Ki-ki-lia jumping into the lake and scaring Kagome half to death.
"AHHHHH! HELP IT'S A, IT'S A… Ki-ki-lia?" Kagome howled.
Ki-ki-lia laughed at Kagome, her hair was dripping wet and her sky blue bikini turned dark at the splash of water.
"Grrrrr! DON'T EVER DO THAT AGIN! BLAH LAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! Blah blah blah… " Kagome's scolding faded away as Ki-ki-lia sunk her head into the water to block out the blah blahs…
"Are you even listening to me?" shouted Kagome when Ki-ki-lia came up to get some air.
"What?" Ki-ki-lia asked.
"Don't loose it kagome, just stay calm and don't loose it." Kagome assured herself.
"So…" Ki-ki-lia's voice startled Kagome from her assuring.
Kagome looked at Ki-ki-lia who wore an orange bikini with red flames and also dripping wet hair.
"How can I possibly be mad at her?" Kagome mumbled to herself looking at the sweet smiling half cat demon.
"Where are you taking me? This better be good Myouga!" warned Inuyasha as he followed the flea through the forest.
"I promise Lord Inuyasha, o, it'll be worthwhile!" snickered the dirty minded flea, "just behind these bushes!" Myouga pushed apart the bushes revealing Ki-ki-lia and Kagome in the lake!
"Inuyasha? Why are you here?" asked Ki-ki-lia.
"I'm not looking! Don't punish me! It was all Myouga's idea!" Inuyasha hollered.
"Um… it's ok?" replied Kagome in wonder.
"Yeah! We've got coverage! Woot! Woot!" shouted Ki-ki-lia.
Kagome groaned, then sighed, then started to shiver from just standing in the lake with Ki-ki-lia running around her shouting "COVER-EDGE! COVER-EDGE!" And that's when Kagome's itty-bitty blue bikini top fell off…
"AHHHHH!" Kagome shrieked.
"Wasn't me!" said Ki-ki-lia stopping the marry-go-round.
Kagome picked up her bikini top and left the river, of course with her towel as "coverage."
"Kagome! I swear I didn't do it!" apologized Ki-ki-lia at supper in Kaede's hut.
"Humph. I don't care; I was having the most splendid time till you came along… maybe you should cut short on some candy you candy-holic bitch!" scolded Kagome.
Tears filled up Ki-ki-lia's eyes and slowly ran down her glowing cheeks.
"I'm sorry…" Were the last words that came out of her mouth before she ran out of the hut letting in a gust of warm wind and a peak of the afternoon sunset.
Kagome sat stunned at what she'd just done…
"You'd better go find her… one of you." Mumbled Kaede blending the soup, "who knows what kind of trouble that girl would get herself into…"
"I…I…I'm… not going…" Kagome said as her face looked down at the floor and soon tears ran down her face as well.
Inuyasha sighed in disbelief and set out to look for Ki-ki-lia.
He didn't have to go far before he found her sitting on the top of a tree watching the sunset. Inuyasha didn't know how to approach her so this is what he said.
"Quit crying and just suck it up princess!"
Ki-ki-lia turned to look at him and gave him a cold glare that made his hair (or fur) stand up.
"Not until Kagome apologizes!"
"But-" Inuyasha was cut off by Ki-ki-lia saying this"
"Inuyasha, I think I sense a piece of the jewel shard." Ki-ki-lia said blankly.
A hand reached from behind Inuyasha and grabbed him on the neck.
"Sesshomaru…" gasped Inuyasha.
"Fire Breather" whispered Ki-ki-lia and shot out a bullet from her gun. Sesshomaru, unfortunately, let go of Inuyasha's neck to escape the fire bullet that came out of the gun.
"Wow… What was that?" amazed Inuyasha.
"Long story, I'll tell you later!" said Ki-ki-lia, "Who's he? Do you know him?"
"Long story, tell you later!" Inuyasha replied.
"Inuyasha! Ki-ki-lia! Are you alright?" asked Kagome jumping out of the bushes.
"I thought you never wanted to see me again!" growled Ki-ki-lia.
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said those things to you… will you forgive me?"
"Um, OK!" smiled Ki-ki-lia.
"I could really use some help here!" groaned Inuyasha trying to get free of Sesshomaru's grip.
"Too late…" Sesshomaru replied and raised his hand so his fingers were close (very close) to Inuyasha's eye. Then he started to draw back his hand but the middle of Inuyasha's eye came out too. As soon as it came out, it turned into a portal of which Sesshomaru and Jaken went into.
"I've been waiting so long for this, it took me a while to figure it out, but what other place would father hide his treasure then in his youngest son? You disgust me, half demon!" and with that said, he disappeared.
"Inuyasha are you all right?" asked Ki-ki-lia kneeling down to the now holding his eye Inuyasha.
"Yeah, maybe I should go check out that portal, but you two better stay here or-"
"Come on Inuyasha! The portal's closing!" shouted Kagome as Ki-ki-lia ran in.
"Hay! But…" Inuyasha ran in and they all fell out of the sky and onto a dead pterosaurs back. (It was made out of bones!)
"WOW! Is that… your father?" asked Ki-ki-lia looking at a (also dead) huge pile of bones stacked together. (It was Inuyasha's father's bones!)
Inuyasha nodded, "why?"
"He's so big!" explained Kagome.
"There he goes!" shouted Myouga, "after him!"
That's all for now: )
