The Merc and the Ninja
Part 17: Our Soles are Cheap Today
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I don't own Deadpool, Psylocke, Jubilee, Skin, Typhoid Mary or Pyro or Spider-Man and MJ, Marvel does!
Shout Outs-
Dark Jaded Rose- If you thought that the hotel name was funny, you should go back and read chapter 9 of 'The Insey-Winsey Spider-Man', Todd and Felicia were drinking wine called 'Chateau Derriere!'
L1701E- Sorry, no plans for Kid Razor, I'm afraid that the BLEW World Tour has already passed through their US dates.
Risty- I wouldn't know much about psychology, not being a psych student and all... Who wouldn't like being with a person that could create multiples of themselves?
Agent-G- I'm afraid that Deadpool and the others won't be making much of an appearance this chapter because I've decided to give Jubilee and Angelo a chapter all to themselves.
Quote of the day- 'Please allow myself to introduce... myself.'- Austin Powers (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)
A random hotel; Venice, Italy-
The doors to a random swanky hotel swing open as Deadpool and co stroll in. As usual, Wade goes up to get the room keys, leaving Betsy and the others to occupy themselves for the next minute or so.
Wade walks up with the keys and everybody splits up and goes their separate ways.
Wade and Betsy-
Betsy is unpacking her luggage while Wade phones the front desk.
'Hello, I'd like to order a wake up call at six fifteen in the morning. For every room but this one. Thankyou.'
Wade hangs up the phone and notices Betsy's glare.
'What?' He asks innocently. 'I love trying new material on the road!'
Betsy just shrugs and finishes hanging up the rest of the clothes.
'I'm going to have a shower.' She says, taking off her top.
'Okay.' Wade replies. 'I'll just sit back and occupy myself with those obscure Italian soap operas.'
'You never know, I might need someone to scrub my back!' Betsy says with a lecherous glint in her eye.
'Damn! You're one kinky British chick, ain'cha?' Wade grins.
'I try!'
Wade follows Betsy into the bathroom and shuts the door behind them.
'Oh! I've got an idea Cute Buns!' He says. 'After the shower, why don't you wear that little purple ninja bikini number and then we could get... comfortable?'
Typhoid and Pyro-
Typhoid and Pyro are lying on the bed in their underwear. John has his arm around Typhoid while she has her head laid on his shoulder.
'John?'
'Yes luv?'
'Have you ever thought where this relationship is going?'
'Well, Betsy said that we're headin' to Athens next.'
'I didn't mean it like that John.' Typhoid replies. 'Do you think that this is a serious relationship?'
'Oh yeah, of course I do Sheila! I do love you, ya know!'
'And I love you too John. But, have you ever thought about getting married?'
'What? Right now?'
'Oh no, sometime in the future!'
John breathes a sigh of relief.
'Oh yeah, I plan on getting' married sometime. Maybe have a few kids too!'
Typhoid rolls over so that she is now lying on top of John.
'Correct answer Johnny!' She says, kissing him.
Jubilee and Angelo-
Jubilee and Angelo are walking hand-in-hand along the streets of Venice. Angelo turns his head and looks at his girlfriend and smiles happily. Jubilee turns her head and notices Angelo looking at her.
'What?' She asks. 'Have I got something on my face?'
'It's nuthin like that chica!' Angelo replies. 'I was just thinkin' how lucky I am to have you as my girlfriend!'
'Aww, that's so sweet!' Jubilee coos, hugging him tight.
Angelo smiles and hugs her back. He is just about to kiss her when she breaks away from the hug.
'Ooh! Let's go on a gondola ride!' Jubilee says, bouncing up and down excitedly.
With the moment now gone, Angelo sighs and follows her to the nearest gondola stop.
Later-
Angelo and Jubilee are now sat in a gondola travelling along the canals of Venice. Jubilee smiles happily and cuddles up closer to Angelo.
'This is so romantic isn't it?' Jubilee sighs.
'Oh yeah.' Angelo agrees. 'And I can't think of anyone better to spend it with!'
'You're such a cheese ball!' Jubilee grins. She leans closer and kisses Angelo. He puts his arms around her waist and deepens the kiss.
'Hey Ange.'
'Yeah?'
'Do you wanna go back to the hotel room later, for some... alone time?' Jubilee asks.
'I'm only human Jubes!'
'Spoilsport!' Jubilee pouts.
Later still-
Jubilee and Angelo are now sat in a swanky looking Venetian bistro, sipping coffee and eating pasta.
'Mmm, I haven't tasted pasta like this since... ever!' Jubilee says.
'I know, chica!' Angelo replies. 'It's pretty pricey though!'
'It's not like we can't afford it!' Jubilee adds.
'Uh, excuse me, is anybody sitting at this table?' A voice asks.
'Oh no, go ahead!' Jubilee replies. 'The bistro's pretty full!'
Still immersed in her pasta and coffee. Jubilee doesn't notice the person until Angelo elbows her in the ribs.
'Omigod! I know you! You used to be on that medical soap opera show! You're...'
'Mary Jane Watson-Parker!' The tall redhead replies.
'What?' Her brown haired male companion asks. 'Don't I get an introduction?'
'Sorry.' MJ says. 'This is my husband, Peter.'
'I'm Jubilee, this is my boyfriend, Angelo!'
'So what brings you to Venice Ms Parker?' Angelo asks.
'Anniversary.' MJ replies. 'And please, call me MJ!'
'So why are you guys here?' Peter asks.
'We're going on a kinda world tour with some friends of ours.' Jubilee replies. 'We're headin' to Athens next!'
'That sounds kind of expensive.' MJ says.
'Not really.' Angelo replies. 'A friend of hours recently came into a lot of money, so we're helpin' her spend it!'
Then something suddenly clicks in Peter's head.
'Hey, I know you guys! You work at that detective agency in downtown Manhattan!'
'The BLEW Detective Agency?' MJ asks. 'What does that stand for anyway?'
'Braddock, Lee, Espinosa and Wilson.' Jubilee replies. 'I'm the Lee, Angelo's the Espinosa, Betsy's the Braddock and Wade's the Wilson.'
'Wade Wilson as in Deadpool?' MJ asks.
'The one and the same!' Angelo replies.
'But he's...'
'Dead.' Jubilee finishes. 'But he got better, Betsy too!'
'We also work with Mary walker and St John Allerdyce.' Angelo says.
'Typhoid Mary and Pyro?' Peter gasps. 'But they're...'
'Psychos?' Angelo asks. 'Yeah, I know, but they're reformed now.'
'John hasn't burnt anything in five months.' Jubilee says proudly.
'What about the chicken that time?' Angelo asks.
'That was an accident.' Jubilee replies.
Peter and MJ just look in amazement at the two BLEW members.
Back at the hotel-
Jubilee and Angelo are now snuggled up together in bed.
'MJ and Peter were a nice couple.' Angelo says.
'Oh yeah.' Jubilee agrees. 'It was nice of MJ to give me her autograph like that.'
'Did you see their faces when we mentioned Typhoid and John?' Angelo laughs.
'Priceless!' Jubilee giggles.
Jubilee scooches closer and starts to kiss Angelo's neck.
'Oh Angelo...' She coos.
When Angelo doesn't answer her, she looks at his face and notices that he's past asleep.
'Crap!' She pouts. 'I suppose that I'll just have to make use of the free hotel porn...'
END...
NEXT: Egypt and the Fantastic 4... and Moleman. Tune in next time for 'Mole...' (Yes, that was an Austin Powers joke!)
Part 17: Our Soles are Cheap Today
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I don't own Deadpool, Psylocke, Jubilee, Skin, Typhoid Mary or Pyro or Spider-Man and MJ, Marvel does!
Shout Outs-
Dark Jaded Rose- If you thought that the hotel name was funny, you should go back and read chapter 9 of 'The Insey-Winsey Spider-Man', Todd and Felicia were drinking wine called 'Chateau Derriere!'
L1701E- Sorry, no plans for Kid Razor, I'm afraid that the BLEW World Tour has already passed through their US dates.
Risty- I wouldn't know much about psychology, not being a psych student and all... Who wouldn't like being with a person that could create multiples of themselves?
Agent-G- I'm afraid that Deadpool and the others won't be making much of an appearance this chapter because I've decided to give Jubilee and Angelo a chapter all to themselves.
Quote of the day- 'Please allow myself to introduce... myself.'- Austin Powers (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)
A random hotel; Venice, Italy-
The doors to a random swanky hotel swing open as Deadpool and co stroll in. As usual, Wade goes up to get the room keys, leaving Betsy and the others to occupy themselves for the next minute or so.
Wade walks up with the keys and everybody splits up and goes their separate ways.
Wade and Betsy-
Betsy is unpacking her luggage while Wade phones the front desk.
'Hello, I'd like to order a wake up call at six fifteen in the morning. For every room but this one. Thankyou.'
Wade hangs up the phone and notices Betsy's glare.
'What?' He asks innocently. 'I love trying new material on the road!'
Betsy just shrugs and finishes hanging up the rest of the clothes.
'I'm going to have a shower.' She says, taking off her top.
'Okay.' Wade replies. 'I'll just sit back and occupy myself with those obscure Italian soap operas.'
'You never know, I might need someone to scrub my back!' Betsy says with a lecherous glint in her eye.
'Damn! You're one kinky British chick, ain'cha?' Wade grins.
'I try!'
Wade follows Betsy into the bathroom and shuts the door behind them.
'Oh! I've got an idea Cute Buns!' He says. 'After the shower, why don't you wear that little purple ninja bikini number and then we could get... comfortable?'
Typhoid and Pyro-
Typhoid and Pyro are lying on the bed in their underwear. John has his arm around Typhoid while she has her head laid on his shoulder.
'John?'
'Yes luv?'
'Have you ever thought where this relationship is going?'
'Well, Betsy said that we're headin' to Athens next.'
'I didn't mean it like that John.' Typhoid replies. 'Do you think that this is a serious relationship?'
'Oh yeah, of course I do Sheila! I do love you, ya know!'
'And I love you too John. But, have you ever thought about getting married?'
'What? Right now?'
'Oh no, sometime in the future!'
John breathes a sigh of relief.
'Oh yeah, I plan on getting' married sometime. Maybe have a few kids too!'
Typhoid rolls over so that she is now lying on top of John.
'Correct answer Johnny!' She says, kissing him.
Jubilee and Angelo-
Jubilee and Angelo are walking hand-in-hand along the streets of Venice. Angelo turns his head and looks at his girlfriend and smiles happily. Jubilee turns her head and notices Angelo looking at her.
'What?' She asks. 'Have I got something on my face?'
'It's nuthin like that chica!' Angelo replies. 'I was just thinkin' how lucky I am to have you as my girlfriend!'
'Aww, that's so sweet!' Jubilee coos, hugging him tight.
Angelo smiles and hugs her back. He is just about to kiss her when she breaks away from the hug.
'Ooh! Let's go on a gondola ride!' Jubilee says, bouncing up and down excitedly.
With the moment now gone, Angelo sighs and follows her to the nearest gondola stop.
Later-
Angelo and Jubilee are now sat in a gondola travelling along the canals of Venice. Jubilee smiles happily and cuddles up closer to Angelo.
'This is so romantic isn't it?' Jubilee sighs.
'Oh yeah.' Angelo agrees. 'And I can't think of anyone better to spend it with!'
'You're such a cheese ball!' Jubilee grins. She leans closer and kisses Angelo. He puts his arms around her waist and deepens the kiss.
'Hey Ange.'
'Yeah?'
'Do you wanna go back to the hotel room later, for some... alone time?' Jubilee asks.
'I'm only human Jubes!'
'Spoilsport!' Jubilee pouts.
Later still-
Jubilee and Angelo are now sat in a swanky looking Venetian bistro, sipping coffee and eating pasta.
'Mmm, I haven't tasted pasta like this since... ever!' Jubilee says.
'I know, chica!' Angelo replies. 'It's pretty pricey though!'
'It's not like we can't afford it!' Jubilee adds.
'Uh, excuse me, is anybody sitting at this table?' A voice asks.
'Oh no, go ahead!' Jubilee replies. 'The bistro's pretty full!'
Still immersed in her pasta and coffee. Jubilee doesn't notice the person until Angelo elbows her in the ribs.
'Omigod! I know you! You used to be on that medical soap opera show! You're...'
'Mary Jane Watson-Parker!' The tall redhead replies.
'What?' Her brown haired male companion asks. 'Don't I get an introduction?'
'Sorry.' MJ says. 'This is my husband, Peter.'
'I'm Jubilee, this is my boyfriend, Angelo!'
'So what brings you to Venice Ms Parker?' Angelo asks.
'Anniversary.' MJ replies. 'And please, call me MJ!'
'So why are you guys here?' Peter asks.
'We're going on a kinda world tour with some friends of ours.' Jubilee replies. 'We're headin' to Athens next!'
'That sounds kind of expensive.' MJ says.
'Not really.' Angelo replies. 'A friend of hours recently came into a lot of money, so we're helpin' her spend it!'
Then something suddenly clicks in Peter's head.
'Hey, I know you guys! You work at that detective agency in downtown Manhattan!'
'The BLEW Detective Agency?' MJ asks. 'What does that stand for anyway?'
'Braddock, Lee, Espinosa and Wilson.' Jubilee replies. 'I'm the Lee, Angelo's the Espinosa, Betsy's the Braddock and Wade's the Wilson.'
'Wade Wilson as in Deadpool?' MJ asks.
'The one and the same!' Angelo replies.
'But he's...'
'Dead.' Jubilee finishes. 'But he got better, Betsy too!'
'We also work with Mary walker and St John Allerdyce.' Angelo says.
'Typhoid Mary and Pyro?' Peter gasps. 'But they're...'
'Psychos?' Angelo asks. 'Yeah, I know, but they're reformed now.'
'John hasn't burnt anything in five months.' Jubilee says proudly.
'What about the chicken that time?' Angelo asks.
'That was an accident.' Jubilee replies.
Peter and MJ just look in amazement at the two BLEW members.
Back at the hotel-
Jubilee and Angelo are now snuggled up together in bed.
'MJ and Peter were a nice couple.' Angelo says.
'Oh yeah.' Jubilee agrees. 'It was nice of MJ to give me her autograph like that.'
'Did you see their faces when we mentioned Typhoid and John?' Angelo laughs.
'Priceless!' Jubilee giggles.
Jubilee scooches closer and starts to kiss Angelo's neck.
'Oh Angelo...' She coos.
When Angelo doesn't answer her, she looks at his face and notices that he's past asleep.
'Crap!' She pouts. 'I suppose that I'll just have to make use of the free hotel porn...'
END...
NEXT: Egypt and the Fantastic 4... and Moleman. Tune in next time for 'Mole...' (Yes, that was an Austin Powers joke!)