The Coolest Friday...ever
Just so you all know, this fanfic is meant for my friends, so if there's something only my friends would understand, only they will understand it...you will be confused...sorry! But I'll try to keep the inside jokes to a minimum... And btw, I am Parker, and I will be writing in the 3rd person not because I'm egotistical. Parker believes that writing in the third person will make the story run more smoothly, so he'll be writing in the 3rd person...:D. lol, jk, Anyway, happy reading!
CHAPTER 1
"YOU SUCK PARKER!" Parker laughed as he dodged a pillow harshly thrown at him by an angry Marissa (wow, that's rare). Chris scooted back to make sure he wasn't caught in the crossfire.
"Yeah...but you're dead...so haha!" Parker soon learned that this was not the best choice of words as Marissa began punching and kicking him.
"ow ow ow ow...OW!" Parker curled into a fetal position as he cried in pain and agony, much to the enjoyment of the others in the room. Devin, Jonas, and Chris enjoyed pointing and laughing at Parker's agony...something that happened quite often on Fridays. Each Friday, the same group would meet at Chris' house to play Naruto Gekitou Ninja Taisen 3. Since Parker and Chris were the only truly skilled ones at this game, Devin, Marissa, and Jonas were constantly killed/maimed/killed again/maimed one more time for good measure...Parker's bad habit of gloating caused him many injuries from a short-tempered and hard-hitting (A/N: bad combo...trust me...) Marissa. Parker had just finished pulling off Hinata's special when Temari droped dead on screen and Parker began to laugh...and that's where we'll continue!
Marissa finished her current beating session (but there would be more) and sat down, shooting Parker a threatening look as he crawled out of his fetal position.
"Ow..."
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!"
"Yeah, yeah," Parker said waving her off, "Come on Chris, start the next game"
"Aww...I was having fun watching Marissa hurt you!"
"Me too!" Devin added. Parker gave them a disappointed look.
"Such good, loyal friends..." Everyone laughed except Jonas, the strange Swiss exchange kid who doesn't get American jokes too often. Chris started the next game and everyone picked their characters. Chris chose Itachi, Marissa chose Temari, Devin chose Lee, and Parker chose Hinata; Jonas wasn't in this game as only four people can play in one game, but Jonas would've chosen Ten-Ten. Chris made it an infinite chakra match, a team battle: Parker and Devin (Hinata and Lee) vs. Chris and Marissa (Itachi and Temari). The game commenced, and Chris soon found himself dead.
"DAMNIT! I forgot that works from behind!" Parker laughed at his pouting friend.
"I DIDN'T!"
"...shut-up..." Parker laughed again as he stood there watching Lee and Temari fight, throwing shuriken every few seconds just to be a neusence (although he didn't need shuriken to do that...). eventually, Temari died and the game was over. Parker threw his hands up in the air.
"WOOT!" Chris glared at him.
"I'll get you this time..."
"We'll see..."
FIVE MINUTES LATER
"Aww crap...you got me..." Now it was Chris' turn to laugh. Everyone was now laughing, even Jonas, who mostly remained quiet on the couch, every once and a while standing up to do the "Cobra", a sad, yet funny, attempt at dancing...
Everyone's laughs were cut short as a loud bang was heard outside. After a few seconds of silence, Parker spoke up.
"Thunder?" Chris shook his head.
"No...that's not it...too close..."
"So what could it..." Parker was cut off as the tv turned into static, and then began flashing strange images mush to the horror of the group. Unknown to them, the flashes were distorted hand seals...All of a sudden, the plastic skull on Chris's shelf flew at the t.v. and was sucked into it like through water. The group stared on in horror.
"AHHH!" They all looked at Devin who was now screaming as he was being pulled into the tv, his legs were already halfway in when Chris grabbed his hands, Chris began to sink too, Marissa grabbed Chris' feet to pull him out, she began to slip, so Jonas went to help her. As Parker watched, so far, Chris and Devin were gone, And Marissa's torso was no where to be seen, Parker began to sink in when Jonas grabbed him. Soon, a powerful gust pulled them all in with one last gulp. As Jonas' feet slid through the tv, it shut itself off and Chris' house was, for the first time that night...silent...
Parker woke up subconsciously without opening his eyes to feel a sarp pain in his side evry few seconds.
"Parker? Hey Parker! Wake up!" Parker opened his eyes halfway, starting to wke up to notice Chris poking him with a stick. Parker opened his eyes just as he felt a foot firmly planted against his face.
"OW!" He was wide awake now, he got up and started screaming obsenitites at Chris until Chris cut him off.
"PARKER! Look around, look where we are!" Parker looked around, his eyes widening instantly.
"No...freakin...way..." He ran over to Devin's uncouscious body, ignoring Marissa and kicked Devin in the face.
"WAKE UP!" Devin awoke to scream at Parker until Parker cut him off. "DUDE! LOOK WHERE WE ARE!" Devin looked around.
"HOLY CRAP!"
"I KNOW!" Marissa looked on in confusion, opening her mouth to speak.
"Ummm...Parker?" She began getting frustrated as he was jumping around in excitement, ignoring her. Parker stopped messing around as he felt Marissa's fist being hurled into his face. Parker went flying 50 feet spiralling into a tree. Marissa, Chris and Devin all stared in amazement as Parker started to get up...slowly...painfully...
"THAT WAS COOL!" Marissa screamed in excitement.
"...ow..." Parker got up rubbing his head, he looked at the tree, surprised to see a larger dent in the shape of his head. "Ok...that was kinda cool...BUT OW!" Parker said as he joined the group.
"Ok, Parker, I'll try this again...WHERE ARE WE?" Parker smiled.
"You know...being a fan of the game, you should really get into the anime Marissa." Marissa's eyes widened.
"No way...you mean...we're..." Parker grew a huge smile.
"YUP! We're in Konoha! WE"RE IN THE NARUTO UNIVERSE!" Everyone started cheering.
An interesting though came to Parker's mind, he reached behind him, his eyes widening as he brought his hand back holding a kunai.
"I'VE GOT A WEAPONS POUCH ON MY ASS!" He yelled, pulling out more stuff, "AND I'M A KONOHA NINJA!" He pulled out a Konoha headband and wrapped it around his shoulder. Everyone found their own bands and put them on.
"Hey Parker?"
"Yeah Chris?"
"If we're ninjas...shouldn't we have all sorts of cool ninja abilities?" Parker beamed.
"HELL YEAH!...well...I know yours Chris"
"WHAT? WHAT IS IT?" Chris was being very impatient.
"Well, I'm not sure, but it probably involves the 6 foot sword on your back..." Chris reached behind him to pull out a huge sword, swinging it, everyone ducked.
"WOAH! It's like only 5 pounds!"
"Umm...guys?"
Everyone looked at Devin who was standing there checking his midsection. "I didn't duck...but I'm still alive..." Parker, being the curious one, reached out and poked Devin, his finger phased through his stomach. Ignoring the tree that just split in half behind Devin.
"Woah...trippy..." Everyone started laughing and poking Devin, surprised to phase through him. Devin protested.
"Hey! Stop it!" Marissa pouted.
"Fine, I'll go poke Parker..."
"What?"
"POKE!"
"OW!" Parker recoiled as she poked him viciously. All of a sudden, her finger was stuck to his stomach and she started twitching violently, her hair standing up. Everyone looked on as Parker stood there laughing at Marissa...but unsure why she was twitching. Eventually, she got her finger off of his abdomen, panting.
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
"What?" Everyone asked curiously.
"Parker's like an electric fence!" Parker opened his eyes wide.
"Really?" He looked at his finger and concentrated, he then saw a bolt of lightning surge across his hand. "Sweeeeet..." Devin laughed at him.
"My power is so much cooler, you can't even touch me!" Parker glared at Devin and took a swing at him, his hand flew through his head and into Chris' face, sending him into a nearby wall.
"OW!"
"SORRY!" Devin and Marissa laughed. Parker thought for a moment and smiled. He poked Devin, keeping his finger in Devin's shoulder.
"What are yo-AHHHHHHHHH!" Devin screamed as he started spazzing as Parker sent electricity into Devin's shoulder. He stopped and withdrew his finger, content with knocking Devin out.
"HA! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID PHASING POOHEAD!" Chris gave Parker a wierd glance as he rubbed his sore cheek.
"Oh yeah...I'm sure that one emotionally scarred him..." Parker gave Chris a blank expression then smiled.
"Nah, I'll leave the scarring to my electricity" He emphasized the 'electricity' with a bolt running across his chest with an audible KACHINK Marissa looked at him for a moment...then started yelling.
"PARKER! YOU IDIOT! NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR HIM TO WAKE UP!" Parker was unaffected by her outburst of rage...until fire shot out of her eyes and burned the tree next to him to a crisp in less than five seconds. Parker stared wide eyed, Marissa just started laughing giddly. "YAY! FIRE!" She started screaming as she tried making a fireball in her hand...with success... Parker sulked.
"Aw man...her beatings were bad enough without the fire...haha...it is a little funny though...can't say I'm surprised to see Marissa with fire." Marissa smiled as if this were a compliment...to her...it was. Marissa was a notorious pyro, Parker watched the news every morning, surprised to not see Marissa's house burning to the ground...but then again, she has a few years before she leaves for college...Parker shuddered and then moved on, a new train of though entering his head.
Parker looked down at what he was wearing and started checking himself out. "Hmm...I don't remember this outfit being in my closet..." He found himself wearing a pair of blue pants(A/N: not jeans,I wear those too much in reality to wear them in my fantasy...) and a black, longsleeved shirt that stopped halfway down his forearm. He inspected the shoulders and back of his shirt to see the red outline of a wolf's head, he smiled at this. "Sweet..." Marissa laughed.
"Wow, Parker with wolves on his shirt, why is this not a surprise?" Parker looked down at the ground sadly.
"sniff I have a weakness..." Mariss walked over and patted him on the back sympathetically as everyone else started to look at their clothes. Chris was wearing a dark blue trench coat-like cloak, half opened, and black pants with a dark brown sash...and 6 foot sword on his back...which completed the look...but would probably cause him trouble going through small hallways... Devin inspected himself ,after regaining consciousness, to see black pants and a blue t-shirt that had the words: "Ha Ha You Can't Hit Me" Written boldly in white. Marissa wore a similar outfit to Temari except it was a lighter pink w/o the fishnet top and she wore a dark purple sash around her waist...and a huge scroll strapped across her back.
Everyone was happy with their outfits, except Devin..."Man...this is so...un-ninja-ish..." Everyone laughed.
"Yeah, but the shirt suits you." Chris said, rubbing his cheek and shooting Parker a mean look. Parker ignored it as a thought came to mind.
"Umm...guys?" Everyone looked up at him curiously. "Where's Jonas?"
Jonas walked around, wondering where he was...and where everyone else was, at that. He was in a desolate wasteland with a few dead trees here and there. The sky was a deep red-orange and the ground was all hard, dry, dirt. What was really wierd about this place was the fact that melted clocks were everywhere... On the trees, on rocks, on the ground, everywhere. After Jonas woke up, he just started walking around, trying to find someone, maybe one of his friends.
Eventually, Jonas saw a figure in the didtance. He walked towards it, and as he got closer, he could see that it was an old man. He sat with his legs crossed, his eyes closed...and floated 3 feet over a rock.
"Oh, cool!" Jonas walked up the man, who now opened his eyes to look at his visitor.
"Hey, can I ask you something?" The man looked at Jonas and nodded.
"Ask, and I shall answer..."
"Oh, ok...Do you like Jen?" The old man closed his eyes again and sighed.
"This is going to be a long eternity..."
"I like Friday! Watch me do the Cobra Dance!"
"sigh"
By now, the group of friends had no Idea what to do. They were in the Naruto universe, in Konoha, and they were certified Konoha ninja, with kickass ninja abilities...but they were very confused. They walked through the town, recieving curious glances from the townspeople. Eventually, they saw a group of three ninja approach them.
"Hey! What are you guys doing going this way? Hokage-sama ordered all shinobi to meet in town hall." Chris frowned.
"We...didn't get the memo..." The first ninja shrugged.
"Alright, well, anyway, come-on, we're all expected to be there...It's gonna be a raffle to see who will go on a mission to bring back Uchiha Sasuke." Parker and Chris exchanged glances, relieved that they finally know the time period of the anime they were in, and what they were supposed to do.
"Ah...are we late?" Parker asked as they changed direction to follow the three shinobi to town hall. One ninja shook his head.
"Nah, we should get there right on time." Everyone nodded and they continued on, eventually reaching town hall. The group walked in, Parker, Chris, and Devin all were going crazy seeing the group of people they'd idolized for years. They saw everyone from the anime corregated in the hall. Parker found himself standing right behind Naruto, in his new outfit.
'Hah, so he's 16 now...I think, that works out well, so we're all the same age group...' Parker thought as he stared at the abnoxious boy in front of him. Eventually, a Jounin walked onto the stage of the large hall and asked for everyone's attention.
"Everyone, pay attention, we're sending out 10 shinobi to track down Uchiha Sasuke...they will be picked randomly out of this grate, " He pointed to a large grate next to him, full of pink slips of paper, "Now, let's begin..." He opened the grate, took out 10 slips of paper, then closed it again. He opened the first slip.
"Uzumaki Nauto," He continued opening the others and reading off the names, "Haruno Sakura, Hyuuga Neji, Hyuuga Hinata, Rock Lee, Nara Shikamaru, ------------ Chris, ------------- Marissa, ------------- Devin, and ------------------ Parker." The group of four looked at eachother and smiled. 'HOLY CRAP! WE GET TO GO ON A MISSION WITH NARUTO AND THE GANG!' Parker screamed in his head. (A/N: that whole --------------- thing I did is my way of not giving away my friends' last names over the internet. Just use your imagination! )
"You will have two hours to prepare, when you are done, meet at the town gates, pack for one week." Parker smiled.
"Sweet! Just enough time to get some Ramen before I go!" At this Naruto turned around and smiled.
"And where are you gonna get it?"
"Ichiraku, where else?"
"Haha, and to think I don't know you! Name's Naruto!" He held out his hand, Parker took it.
"Parker...So, how 'bout you and me meet there after an hour?" Naruto gave him a sly smile.
"Only if you pay!"
"Nice try..."
"Aww..."
Through a twist of luck , the newcomers to the ninja business were able to find their own houses and pack up. An hour had passed by now and the group met in the center of town. Marissa asked the question on everyone's minds.
"So...what are we gonna do for an hour?" Parker smiled.
"I dunno 'bout you guys, but I'm gonna get a bowl of Ramen with Naruto." Chris and Devin looked at him in surprise. Parker just looked at Chris with a smirk. "Hey, I told ya we'd be good frineds if we ever met!" Everyone started laughing. It was true, Parker did say that a lot. Mainly because he was very similar to Naruto...Ramen was even his favorite food.
"So what are we gonna do?" Devin asked. Parker thought for a second.
"Got any money on ya?" Parker asked, they nodded.
"Then come with me, I don't think Naruto would mind." Everyone agreed and they set out to the Ichiraku Noodle Bar. They got there at the same time as Naruto.
"Hey Naruto!" Parker called out, "I brought some friends, they're all going on the mission too, hope ya don't mind." Naruto smiled.
"Nah! The more the merrier...and more people who's wallets I can steal to pay for Ramen!" Parker laughed.
"Ok, but don't try it on the guy with the sword, Chris, by the way...he's immune to it after I've done it so many times! And the girl, Marissa, will just maul you...so Devin over there's really the only candidate."
"HEY!" Everyone laughed and entered the bar and ordered. Naruto got the pork miso, Parker and Devin got the chicken, Chris got the beef, and Marissa got the shrimp. As everyone slurped their Ramen, Naruto looked up.
"So...why is this the first time I've ever seen any of you if you're all my age?" Parker thought of how to explain it, but Chris butted in.
"We're, kinda new to the ninja business, even though we're chuunin, it's hard to explain." Naruto looked confused. Parker tried to change the subject before they were forced to say 'We got sucked in through a tv while playing a video game based on your fictional universe.'
"I'll..Explain it later, on the mission..." Naruto seemed confused, but accepted it and moved on.
Eventually, they finished their Ramen, paid, and walked to the village gates, still talking. They arrived to see everyone there, including Kakashi and Gai. Kakashi looked around to see who was there, confused when he saw the four new faces.
"Hmm...I don't think I know you four..." He said, pointing at them.
"Hey Kakashi-sensei, this is Parker, Marissa, Chris, and Devin, they're gonna be with us on the mission, they're cool, I checked 'em out over Ramen." Parker smirked.
"Why thank you for the honorable intro...Anyway, nice to meet you all"
"Yeah!" Said the other three. Everyone went and did their individual intros with the others. After that was done, Gai gave his "cool guy" pose.
"Alright! Let's go!" Everyone nodded and moved out as Kakashi explained the details of the mission.
"Recently we discovered a possible location of Orochimaru's layer. We believe it's within a small town in the Sound country called Akayama Town. We're going over there to check it out and see what we can see, maybe take down Orochimaru and bring back Sasuke."
Everyone nodded. The journey so far was through a canopied forest. It was surprisingly dark considering how hot it was, but the trees let very little light could slip through. The group walked along talking. Parker was busy debating Ramen flavors with Naruto. Chris overheard and winced.
"How could they have a debate about Ramen?" Chris asked himself.
"So I'm not the only one who thinks that's strange?" Asked Shikamaru, appearing out of nowhere.
"Nope...But then again...Parker is just that unpredictable..."
"I guess that's why he and Naruto get along so well."
"Yeah...they're so alike...they even have the same IQ." Shikamaru laughed.
"So Parker's not too smart, huh?"
"not the sharpest tool in the shed, no..."
"So, Naruto's constantly bothering you?" Marissa asked.
"Oh yeah! He's like a bad itch...you just can't seem to get rid of him!" Sakura replied.
"Hah! Sounds a lot like Parker!" At this Sakura started brooding.
"Great! Just what I need, another Naruto..." They both laughed as they talked about Parker, unaware that he could hear it all, as could Naruto.
"Ha ha, I have such good friends huh?" Parker asked laughing now.
"Yeah, but at least you don't have a girl constantly kicking you ass!" Parker then grew a very sad look.
"Actually...that would be Marissa's job...well, actually, more like a hobbie." Naruto started laughing.
"Wow, you and I are so alike, It's a shame we're just now meeting huh?"
"Haha, yeah!...so...am I the only one who wants some action? I really want to hurt someone!" Naruto chuckled.
"I'm with you! Let's get some ninja to attack us already!" He replied. All of a sudden, Parker heard a familiar voice.
"I'd be happy to!" Next thing Parker knew, his head hurt, and his face was in the dirt. He got up and rubbed his head.
"Was that really necessary Marissa?
"NOPE! But it was fun!" With that Marissa skipped away to talk to Sakura again, both of them started laughing. Parker got up and Naruto patted him on the back.
"I feel for you man..." Parker rubbed his head.
"Heh heh, thanks..." Parker was cut off as something strange came to his nose. "EVERYONE STOP!" Everyone stopped instantly, looking around.
"What is it?" Lee asked, curious. Parker walked over in front of the group, and started sniffing around, he walked over to a tree and followed it to its roots. He stopped at the ground and noticed a tripwire.
"It's a trap, this tripwire is set to release a lot of poisonous gas..." Kakshi bent down and inspected the tripwire.
"Ok...and how did you see that?"
"I smelled something funny, I think it was the poison..." Kakashi looked at him strangely.
"You, could smell that?" Parker smiled.
"Yeah, I've got a freakish nose...anyway, we should be careful, where there's one trap, there's more, and where there's traps, there are enemies..."
"Good point, stay on your toes people. Neji, Hinata, use your byakugan every once in a while to check what's around us."
"Hai, Kakashi-sama..." Hinata replied, Neji simply grunted. Parker walked back over to Naruto.
"Well, isn't he just a little ray of sunshine?" He whispered in Naruto's ear. Naruto chuckled.
"Heh, believe it or not, he use to be worse!" Parker shuddered, not wanting to imagine Neji even worse. Everyone continued walking until a bright light filled the forest as Marissa shot a fireball into a bush, causing a huge explosion. Everyone looked over at Marissa, ready to battle. They saw the burnt body of a bandit fall out of a bush. All of a sudden, the forest began to rustle as about fifty bandits jumped out of the forset and attacked the group.
"BANDITS!" Chris yelled, drawing his sword, he swung it once, decapitating a bandit with one clean swipe. Everyone soon scattered and began fighting. One bandit lunged Devin with a katana. He plunged it into Devin's chest, Devin just smiled and stepped to the side, phasing through the sword. He got out of the way, to the Bandit's surprise, his sword went through Devin and into the abdomen of another Bandit behind him. Devin pointed and laughed before delivering a roundhouse kick to the Bandit's face, breaking his neck. Marissa was enjoying burning anything near her while Chris continued hacking bandits them apart. Parker was using simple taijutsu, until at one point, he tried surging electricity through his arm. He swung at a bandit and felt the electricity enter his opponent's body; to Parker's surprise, the man twitched for a moment, then went flying back thirty feet into a tree.
"Woah, cooooooool!" Parker said to himself. Eventually, reinforcements arrived for the Bandits, things were getting kind of hard now. Parker found himself dogpiled by three particularly large bandits, he surged electricity through his body and charred the three men, sending their carcasses flying. Devin had a good pile of unconscious bandits at his feet, there were at least twenty of them. Chris had a pile of about twenty as well, but it was hard to tell, since most of them were in pieces. Marissa's pile was around thirty, all of the bodies were covered in third degree burns, all of them were dead. Parker's pile was hard to discern, as all of the bodies were scattered from the force of his attacks. Everyone else each had around fifteen to twenty.
The Bandits then stopped coming, and everyone watched as Naruto finished off one last one with a rasengan. Everyone watched in awe as the bandit was lifted from his feet and flung through a few trees, snapping them all in half. Parker walked up to his new friend. "Umm, was that really necessary? There was only one more..." Naruto scratched his head.
"Nah, but I wanted to anyway!" Parker laughed.
"Well, looks like we won!" Kakashi pulled a kunai out of one man's throat and put it back in his pocket.
"Yes, we won, but these were only bandits, don't get cocky." Parker smiled.
"Right, sorry! Anyway, we should keep moving, before more of 'em come." Kakashi nodded and they continued moving. Parker, Marissa, Chris, and Devin all congregated in back of the line, all resisting the urge to squeal. Parker opened his big mouth first.
"That was so cool!"
"I know!" Chris replied.
"FIRE! YAY!" Marissa yelled.
"Did you see that? I didn't get hit once!" Devin said. Everyone started laughing, they couldn't believe it, they were ninja with KICKASS powers.
"Man, this beats reality anyday!" Parker said, the others nodded, it really did...
That is the end of Ch1, but i was nice enough to finish up to chapter 3 before putting this story online...yeah, I know, I'm cool. :D, anyway, hope you liked it enough to read the next chapter! Reviews would be nice for my self-esteem, so if you're feeling generous...REVIEW!