Winner Take All
The monster crashes down on them, as the Avengers scatter to all sides.
"Keep him under pressure!" Captain America says, throwing his shield across the monster's face again. "Hawkeye, Iron Man, do it!"
"You got it, Cap!" Hawkeye says, as he shoots out a barrage of explosive arrows. Each one of them hits the beast directly in the chest, but he just walks through them, brushing them off and going for Hawkeye.
"Hey, ugly!" Iron Man says, dive bombing from above and firing a blast of energy into the monster's back. "Remember me?" The beast lets out a roar and picks up two rocks, hurling them at Iron Man as he flies down. Iron Man blasts the two rocks to pieces, firing off another round into the monster. It lets out roar of rage from within the cloud of smoke, as Iron Man fires blast after blast, covering the monster in smoke. "Plenty more where that came from!" Without warning, the beast leaps out of the cloud, grabbing hold off Iron Man's armor and crushing him in a bear hug. "My armor's going critical, someone get him off me!"
Thor's hammer flies through the air, striking the monster on it's back and freeing Iron Man. "Thou may have found strength to resist Mjolnir's mighty lightning" Thor says, as the monster falls to the ground and the hammer comes back to it's owner. "But its Uru metal still has power to fall you." Thor throws the hammer at the monster and then jumps after it, going for a double attack, but before he can connect, the monster shows amazing speed and actually grabs the hammer in mid-air. "By the land of Midgard, how can- " The beast reels back and smacks Thor across the face with his own hammer, sending him into the dirt. It wastes no time, leaping on top of Thor and battering away at him.
"Lay off!" She-Hulk says, choking him around the next from behind. The monster drops the hammer and reaches behind him, clawing at She-Hulk. He grabs a handful of her hair and sling her over his shoulder, sending her flying into Thor, just as he was getting back up.
Quicksilver rushes in and starts circling around the creature, engulfing him in a flurry of fists. Not one of the punches has an effect, but they succeed in enraging the monster, as he lets out another roar and tries to hit Quicksilver.
"Now Hawkeye!" Quicksilver says, as the monster raises his arms and screams in rage, opening his mouth long enough for Hawkeye to pop arrow in it, the blast exploding in his throat.
"Didn't your mother ever teach you not to walk around with your mouth wide open?" Hawkeye says, firing another shot to the monster's face. "Something could fly in it." The monster staggers back again, grasping its neck as smoke pours out of its mouth.
She-Hulk takes the opportunity and tackles the beast to the ground, landing a punch across his face as he goes down. "Your turn to fall over!" She says, landing another punch to his face. The monster falls on it's back, but only for a second, and as it rises back up it grabs She-Hulk by the neck and forces her to the ground, choking her.
"Unhand her!" Thor says, as he and Iron Man charge at him from behind. The energy around Doomsday flares up, and a wave of power knocks the two of them back, as the monster continues to strangle the life out of her.
Captain America starts to head in, readying his shield for another throw. "Damn it, let her-"He stops and looks into the sky. One by one, all the Avengers stare up, even the monster cranes his neck upward.
"My man essence is quivering in fear..." Redpool says, looking up along with them. I look up, and at first I don't see anything, but then I see it: A small, ever-growing, green speck flying the distance.
"It's him. Oh my God." The ground splits wide open from as the figure lands smack dab in the middle of the battlefield, knocking out a crater in the ground. The monster lets go of She-Hulks neck, as the strongest being in this world or any other lumbers out of the hole, his face filled with anger.
"You...Hurt...She-Hulk..." The Hulk says, as She-Hulk's lifeless body lays on the ground. "STUPID SPIKE-MAN HURT JENNIFER! NO ONE HURTS JENNIFER!! NO ONE!!" The Hulk slams his fists into the ground, sending out a shockwave so powerful that it even knocks the monster back. "HULK MAKE YOU PAY!! HULK SMASH!!"
It was like something out of the Bible.
The two monsters just start charging at each other on a whim, rocking the Earth with each step. Hulk leans down and tackles the monster, the impact rattling the ground and knocking out windows all the way on the other side of the city.
"SPIKE-HEAD MAN JUST LIKE THE REST!!" Hulk roars, as he puts his hand over the monster's face and wrestles him to the ground. "ALWAYS MAKE HULK ANGRY!! NEVER LEARN!!" Hulk pins the monster by the face to the street with one hand, raising his other hand into the air. "DON'T PISS HULK OFF!!" The Hulk brings his fist crashing down into the monster's chest, the force cracking the pavement beneath them and splitting the road in half. The monster lets out a cry of pain and forces the Hulk hand out of it's face, raising his head up and sinking his teeth into the Hulk neck, tearing at his flesh and bone.
"STUPID, STUPID!!" The Hulk says, as blood spurts out of his neck and into the monster's mouth. He launches punch after punch into the beast's stomach, but it only seems to make him bite down harder. The Hulk pulls back and stands up, but even that doesn't shake the beast loose. "LET GO!!" The Hulk reaches out and grabs the beast by the arms. "DAMN IT, LET GO!!!" The Hulk pulls back and throws the monster in the air, taking a chuck of his neck along with him as he crashes into another building. The Hulk screams in pain, as he grasps the missing spot on his neck, blood, oozing out between his fingers. It takes a second, but the wound heals up, and just as the monster bursts out the rubble, heading straight for the Hulk.
"COME HERE!!" The Hulk says, as he and the monster collide and tangle up, struggling for power. The Hulk wins the struggle, and brings the monster down into a headlock. "TRY AND BITE HULK WITH NO TEETH!!" The Hulk bashes the monster in the face, tosses him over onto his back, and then plows his head into the street with both of his green fists. The beast reaches up and slashes Hulk across the face with his claws, gaining some time to get back to his feet as the Hulk stumbles back, his face and eyes healing up. The monster's claws extend even longer and he lungs at the Hulk, slashing a hole in his stomach, blood pouring from the wound. The beast just start slashing away, hacking the Hulk's skin to shreds, first his arms, and then his sides, each slash seems to cut deeper and deeper, and before long, the Hulk looks more red than green. The Hulk stumbles back from the onslaught, holding onto to his stomach wound with both arms to keep his organ from falling out. The monster takes advantage and goes in for a deathblow, leaping with both of his claws aimed for the Hulk's neck.
"ENOUGH!!" The Hulk forgets about his stomach and flails out his arms, backhanding the monster across the face with both fists. The beast lands on a car, demolishing it and ripping a gash in the road from the impact. The Hulk tears away the loose skin from his face, looking at it in the palm of his hand as the skin heals back up. "STUPID SPIKE HEAD-MAN SLASH, BUT HULK CAN SMASH!!" The Hulk throws away what was just his face a moment ago and digs his hands into the road, picking up the chunk of it with the monster still on it. "GO AWAY!!"
The Hulk throws the chunk of road into the air and then leaps after it, turning it to pieces with one punch. The two titans meet in the air and grapple as they plummet to the earth. The monster pushes the Hulk away and lands a solid blow to his chin, sending him straight into a roadside gas station, a plume of fire shooting into the sky and engulfing his body. The monster lands in front of the fire, staring at it for a moment. He then leans back and screams toward in the air in triumph, as if he actually believes that he killed the Hulk. He's in for a big surprise.
"SHUT THE &%#@ UP!!" The Hulk emerges from the flames, and even though his skin and hair are roaring with flames, all they're doing is making him that much more pissed off. The Hulk lands a right cross into the monsters chest, sending him soaring into the air, flying clean over the demolished buildings, heading for the-
"The bridge!" I say, as the monster crashes in the middle of the Brooklyn bridge. The bridge is literally filled with people trying to get away from the fight, and now the fight's followed them. "Looks like I'm getting back into the action. Redpool, you coming?"
"Name's Deadpool, Strider-Man."
"Whatever. Are you coming?"
"Um...Why?"
"Gee, I don't know, maybe HELP?" The Silver Surfer zooms past the window, as he and the other heroes race to the scene. "Come on, slappy." I say leaping out the window, tagging the back of Surfer's board with one webline and dragging Deadpool along with the other. "It's the rules: Wear funny tights, must help save world. Speaking of which, do the words 'copyright infringement' mean anything to you? I could sue, you know."
"Go ahead, I'll counter-sue you for every cardboard box you own!"
The monster crashes down on them, as the Avengers scatter to all sides.
"Keep him under pressure!" Captain America says, throwing his shield across the monster's face again. "Hawkeye, Iron Man, do it!"
"You got it, Cap!" Hawkeye says, as he shoots out a barrage of explosive arrows. Each one of them hits the beast directly in the chest, but he just walks through them, brushing them off and going for Hawkeye.
"Hey, ugly!" Iron Man says, dive bombing from above and firing a blast of energy into the monster's back. "Remember me?" The beast lets out a roar and picks up two rocks, hurling them at Iron Man as he flies down. Iron Man blasts the two rocks to pieces, firing off another round into the monster. It lets out roar of rage from within the cloud of smoke, as Iron Man fires blast after blast, covering the monster in smoke. "Plenty more where that came from!" Without warning, the beast leaps out of the cloud, grabbing hold off Iron Man's armor and crushing him in a bear hug. "My armor's going critical, someone get him off me!"
Thor's hammer flies through the air, striking the monster on it's back and freeing Iron Man. "Thou may have found strength to resist Mjolnir's mighty lightning" Thor says, as the monster falls to the ground and the hammer comes back to it's owner. "But its Uru metal still has power to fall you." Thor throws the hammer at the monster and then jumps after it, going for a double attack, but before he can connect, the monster shows amazing speed and actually grabs the hammer in mid-air. "By the land of Midgard, how can- " The beast reels back and smacks Thor across the face with his own hammer, sending him into the dirt. It wastes no time, leaping on top of Thor and battering away at him.
"Lay off!" She-Hulk says, choking him around the next from behind. The monster drops the hammer and reaches behind him, clawing at She-Hulk. He grabs a handful of her hair and sling her over his shoulder, sending her flying into Thor, just as he was getting back up.
Quicksilver rushes in and starts circling around the creature, engulfing him in a flurry of fists. Not one of the punches has an effect, but they succeed in enraging the monster, as he lets out another roar and tries to hit Quicksilver.
"Now Hawkeye!" Quicksilver says, as the monster raises his arms and screams in rage, opening his mouth long enough for Hawkeye to pop arrow in it, the blast exploding in his throat.
"Didn't your mother ever teach you not to walk around with your mouth wide open?" Hawkeye says, firing another shot to the monster's face. "Something could fly in it." The monster staggers back again, grasping its neck as smoke pours out of its mouth.
She-Hulk takes the opportunity and tackles the beast to the ground, landing a punch across his face as he goes down. "Your turn to fall over!" She says, landing another punch to his face. The monster falls on it's back, but only for a second, and as it rises back up it grabs She-Hulk by the neck and forces her to the ground, choking her.
"Unhand her!" Thor says, as he and Iron Man charge at him from behind. The energy around Doomsday flares up, and a wave of power knocks the two of them back, as the monster continues to strangle the life out of her.
Captain America starts to head in, readying his shield for another throw. "Damn it, let her-"He stops and looks into the sky. One by one, all the Avengers stare up, even the monster cranes his neck upward.
"My man essence is quivering in fear..." Redpool says, looking up along with them. I look up, and at first I don't see anything, but then I see it: A small, ever-growing, green speck flying the distance.
"It's him. Oh my God." The ground splits wide open from as the figure lands smack dab in the middle of the battlefield, knocking out a crater in the ground. The monster lets go of She-Hulks neck, as the strongest being in this world or any other lumbers out of the hole, his face filled with anger.
"You...Hurt...She-Hulk..." The Hulk says, as She-Hulk's lifeless body lays on the ground. "STUPID SPIKE-MAN HURT JENNIFER! NO ONE HURTS JENNIFER!! NO ONE!!" The Hulk slams his fists into the ground, sending out a shockwave so powerful that it even knocks the monster back. "HULK MAKE YOU PAY!! HULK SMASH!!"
It was like something out of the Bible.
The two monsters just start charging at each other on a whim, rocking the Earth with each step. Hulk leans down and tackles the monster, the impact rattling the ground and knocking out windows all the way on the other side of the city.
"SPIKE-HEAD MAN JUST LIKE THE REST!!" Hulk roars, as he puts his hand over the monster's face and wrestles him to the ground. "ALWAYS MAKE HULK ANGRY!! NEVER LEARN!!" Hulk pins the monster by the face to the street with one hand, raising his other hand into the air. "DON'T PISS HULK OFF!!" The Hulk brings his fist crashing down into the monster's chest, the force cracking the pavement beneath them and splitting the road in half. The monster lets out a cry of pain and forces the Hulk hand out of it's face, raising his head up and sinking his teeth into the Hulk neck, tearing at his flesh and bone.
"STUPID, STUPID!!" The Hulk says, as blood spurts out of his neck and into the monster's mouth. He launches punch after punch into the beast's stomach, but it only seems to make him bite down harder. The Hulk pulls back and stands up, but even that doesn't shake the beast loose. "LET GO!!" The Hulk reaches out and grabs the beast by the arms. "DAMN IT, LET GO!!!" The Hulk pulls back and throws the monster in the air, taking a chuck of his neck along with him as he crashes into another building. The Hulk screams in pain, as he grasps the missing spot on his neck, blood, oozing out between his fingers. It takes a second, but the wound heals up, and just as the monster bursts out the rubble, heading straight for the Hulk.
"COME HERE!!" The Hulk says, as he and the monster collide and tangle up, struggling for power. The Hulk wins the struggle, and brings the monster down into a headlock. "TRY AND BITE HULK WITH NO TEETH!!" The Hulk bashes the monster in the face, tosses him over onto his back, and then plows his head into the street with both of his green fists. The beast reaches up and slashes Hulk across the face with his claws, gaining some time to get back to his feet as the Hulk stumbles back, his face and eyes healing up. The monster's claws extend even longer and he lungs at the Hulk, slashing a hole in his stomach, blood pouring from the wound. The beast just start slashing away, hacking the Hulk's skin to shreds, first his arms, and then his sides, each slash seems to cut deeper and deeper, and before long, the Hulk looks more red than green. The Hulk stumbles back from the onslaught, holding onto to his stomach wound with both arms to keep his organ from falling out. The monster takes advantage and goes in for a deathblow, leaping with both of his claws aimed for the Hulk's neck.
"ENOUGH!!" The Hulk forgets about his stomach and flails out his arms, backhanding the monster across the face with both fists. The beast lands on a car, demolishing it and ripping a gash in the road from the impact. The Hulk tears away the loose skin from his face, looking at it in the palm of his hand as the skin heals back up. "STUPID SPIKE HEAD-MAN SLASH, BUT HULK CAN SMASH!!" The Hulk throws away what was just his face a moment ago and digs his hands into the road, picking up the chunk of it with the monster still on it. "GO AWAY!!"
The Hulk throws the chunk of road into the air and then leaps after it, turning it to pieces with one punch. The two titans meet in the air and grapple as they plummet to the earth. The monster pushes the Hulk away and lands a solid blow to his chin, sending him straight into a roadside gas station, a plume of fire shooting into the sky and engulfing his body. The monster lands in front of the fire, staring at it for a moment. He then leans back and screams toward in the air in triumph, as if he actually believes that he killed the Hulk. He's in for a big surprise.
"SHUT THE &%#@ UP!!" The Hulk emerges from the flames, and even though his skin and hair are roaring with flames, all they're doing is making him that much more pissed off. The Hulk lands a right cross into the monsters chest, sending him soaring into the air, flying clean over the demolished buildings, heading for the-
"The bridge!" I say, as the monster crashes in the middle of the Brooklyn bridge. The bridge is literally filled with people trying to get away from the fight, and now the fight's followed them. "Looks like I'm getting back into the action. Redpool, you coming?"
"Name's Deadpool, Strider-Man."
"Whatever. Are you coming?"
"Um...Why?"
"Gee, I don't know, maybe HELP?" The Silver Surfer zooms past the window, as he and the other heroes race to the scene. "Come on, slappy." I say leaping out the window, tagging the back of Surfer's board with one webline and dragging Deadpool along with the other. "It's the rules: Wear funny tights, must help save world. Speaking of which, do the words 'copyright infringement' mean anything to you? I could sue, you know."
"Go ahead, I'll counter-sue you for every cardboard box you own!"