Even from a few miles away, I can see cars flying into the air, people
fleeing the bridge in waves. By himself, that monster could tear the bridge
in half in under a minute. With the Hulk fighting him, that bridge might
last all of, let's say...Five seconds. It's going to be a bad day to be a
superhero.
"Stop jerking on me so hard!" Deadpool says, dangling my webline as we zoom over the city. I could make a really funny joke about 'jerking' here, but it'd hardly be appropriate.
"Hang on!" I say, as the Surfer brings us up over the bridge. I let go of the web line and drop, grabbing on to one of the bridge's cables.
"What I wouldn't give for a Fantasi-Car right about now." Deadpool says, grabbing a hold of the cable and sliding down. "Now what, baldie? We flash ugly man until he goes blind? You should go first, by the way." The Hulk lands on the bridge and shots his fist across the monster's face, the impact sending a few cars and people off the bridge. The Surfer and the Avenger flyboys manage to scoop up most of them, but right below me a car tips over, and I don't think they can get to it in time. So that means...
"Watch and learn, pal. Spider-agility..." I say, leaping off the cable shooting a web to the car below. I tug the line just enough to reel myself in, sticking one hand to the car's trunk. "Plus a little Spider- strength..." With my spare arm, I hit the with my webbing bridge at just the right angle, swinging up to the top level and dropping the car and it's passengers safely on the bridge. "And that's why they call me 'Amazing'." The Hulk continues to lay punch after punch into the monster, the bridge cracking with every strike. The monster catches the Hulk by the wrist and drags him down, tearing at him with his claws as they roll around. The Hulk gets to his feet, grabs the monster by his shoulder bone, and throws him into a row of cars, bursting them into the flames. He leaps into the fire and the two of them go at it in full force, blasts of heat coming out with each punch.
"Everyone, keep moving!" I say, hopping on top of the car as the people run off the bridge in droves. This one lady comes up and grabs my leg, like she's trying to pull me off the car. "Sorry lady, but I'm spoken for."
"No, no, my son! He got lost and-" She says. I see him out of the corner of my eye, and from the look of horror on her face, I can tell she does too. One thing you learn about situations like these: There is always some kid who gets too close to the action. This lady's son is only a few yards from the fight, and I don't think the Hulk or the monster are going to notice if they feel something squishy between their feet. I'm halfway there in a second, flipping over the crack in the bridge, dodging past the flying debris and hoping one of the rocks doesn't take the kid's head off. When I'm two-thirds of the distance away from him, the Hulk comes flying out of the flame, heading straight for the kid. I can reach him in time, I know I can. I'm just three-quarters away, so I hit the ground and take a jump for it. The Hulk's shadow comes over the kid, and the boy looks up to see a wall of green coming down on him. Just a little bit more and-
A wire circles around the kid and pulls him back, bringing him out of harm's way at the last moment. The Hulk crashes in front of me, and I look up in the air just in time to see my favorite horn head leap overhead, the kid safely in his arms. "Double-D." I say, waving, as Daredevil heads over to the boy's mother.
"Web-head." He hand's the boy over to his mother and sees them off, recoiling the line on his billy club. "Sorry I took so long getting here." He says, not even turning to look at me. Of course, he doesn't really need to turn to look at me. "Hell's Kitchen was a mess. You'd think doomsday was here."
"Let me guess, looting?"
"Looting. I took care of it." The Hulk gets back on his feet and slams his fist into the ground, splitting the bridge in half. "The bridge won't take much more. It's about to crash in on it's self. I give it two..." He pauses for a moment. "No, one minute, before it gives."
"How do you know-" Daredevil turns his to me, glaring at me with those red eyes of his. "Oh. Right. Look, I can stall for time. Tell Thor and the others where to brace the bridge." I shoot a webline to the top of the bridge.
"You're not going to mix it with those two, are you? If that's your plan-"
"More like a death wish, really." I say, swinging into the air. "I always wanted to die in a way nobody could recognize my corpse." I let go of the webline and soar into the air, free falling downward into the fight, as the Hulk smacks the monster with a headbutt. "Excuse me you two, but I think you gentlemen have something in your eyes." I web both their faces up and flip over to the monster's back. The theory to my little suicide mission here is to keep them busy so they're not smashing up the bridge, though I'll admit I've had brighter ideas than jumping in a fight with the Hulk involved. The monster rips off my webbing first, and swing his fist around, trying to clock me. "Yeah, yeah, I'm a pain, I know." I say jumping over his fist. "But you really should worry a little less about me, and worry a little more about-" The Hulk rips off the webbing and gives the monster a shoulder tackles, sending him off the bridge and into the river. "-him." Since ugly rock-face monsters aren't know for their swimming abilities, he . "Say hello to Namor for me!" I call out, looking down as the monster sinks into the water, thrashing.
"DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!" My Spider-sense blazes, but before I have the chance to react, the Hulk's hand engulfs my head, lifting me off the ground. He tosses me over his head like trash, and I go flying into the air, over the bridge and back into the city.
"This would be a really nice time to get my Universe powers back." I say, as I start heading down. No problem, just a web line between two buildings and I'm safe. I judge the spot just right, shoot out my arms, hit my web shooters and-
Pff. Nothing. I'm empty. "Oh, you've got to be kidding me."
"Stop jerking on me so hard!" Deadpool says, dangling my webline as we zoom over the city. I could make a really funny joke about 'jerking' here, but it'd hardly be appropriate.
"Hang on!" I say, as the Surfer brings us up over the bridge. I let go of the web line and drop, grabbing on to one of the bridge's cables.
"What I wouldn't give for a Fantasi-Car right about now." Deadpool says, grabbing a hold of the cable and sliding down. "Now what, baldie? We flash ugly man until he goes blind? You should go first, by the way." The Hulk lands on the bridge and shots his fist across the monster's face, the impact sending a few cars and people off the bridge. The Surfer and the Avenger flyboys manage to scoop up most of them, but right below me a car tips over, and I don't think they can get to it in time. So that means...
"Watch and learn, pal. Spider-agility..." I say, leaping off the cable shooting a web to the car below. I tug the line just enough to reel myself in, sticking one hand to the car's trunk. "Plus a little Spider- strength..." With my spare arm, I hit the with my webbing bridge at just the right angle, swinging up to the top level and dropping the car and it's passengers safely on the bridge. "And that's why they call me 'Amazing'." The Hulk continues to lay punch after punch into the monster, the bridge cracking with every strike. The monster catches the Hulk by the wrist and drags him down, tearing at him with his claws as they roll around. The Hulk gets to his feet, grabs the monster by his shoulder bone, and throws him into a row of cars, bursting them into the flames. He leaps into the fire and the two of them go at it in full force, blasts of heat coming out with each punch.
"Everyone, keep moving!" I say, hopping on top of the car as the people run off the bridge in droves. This one lady comes up and grabs my leg, like she's trying to pull me off the car. "Sorry lady, but I'm spoken for."
"No, no, my son! He got lost and-" She says. I see him out of the corner of my eye, and from the look of horror on her face, I can tell she does too. One thing you learn about situations like these: There is always some kid who gets too close to the action. This lady's son is only a few yards from the fight, and I don't think the Hulk or the monster are going to notice if they feel something squishy between their feet. I'm halfway there in a second, flipping over the crack in the bridge, dodging past the flying debris and hoping one of the rocks doesn't take the kid's head off. When I'm two-thirds of the distance away from him, the Hulk comes flying out of the flame, heading straight for the kid. I can reach him in time, I know I can. I'm just three-quarters away, so I hit the ground and take a jump for it. The Hulk's shadow comes over the kid, and the boy looks up to see a wall of green coming down on him. Just a little bit more and-
A wire circles around the kid and pulls him back, bringing him out of harm's way at the last moment. The Hulk crashes in front of me, and I look up in the air just in time to see my favorite horn head leap overhead, the kid safely in his arms. "Double-D." I say, waving, as Daredevil heads over to the boy's mother.
"Web-head." He hand's the boy over to his mother and sees them off, recoiling the line on his billy club. "Sorry I took so long getting here." He says, not even turning to look at me. Of course, he doesn't really need to turn to look at me. "Hell's Kitchen was a mess. You'd think doomsday was here."
"Let me guess, looting?"
"Looting. I took care of it." The Hulk gets back on his feet and slams his fist into the ground, splitting the bridge in half. "The bridge won't take much more. It's about to crash in on it's self. I give it two..." He pauses for a moment. "No, one minute, before it gives."
"How do you know-" Daredevil turns his to me, glaring at me with those red eyes of his. "Oh. Right. Look, I can stall for time. Tell Thor and the others where to brace the bridge." I shoot a webline to the top of the bridge.
"You're not going to mix it with those two, are you? If that's your plan-"
"More like a death wish, really." I say, swinging into the air. "I always wanted to die in a way nobody could recognize my corpse." I let go of the webline and soar into the air, free falling downward into the fight, as the Hulk smacks the monster with a headbutt. "Excuse me you two, but I think you gentlemen have something in your eyes." I web both their faces up and flip over to the monster's back. The theory to my little suicide mission here is to keep them busy so they're not smashing up the bridge, though I'll admit I've had brighter ideas than jumping in a fight with the Hulk involved. The monster rips off my webbing first, and swing his fist around, trying to clock me. "Yeah, yeah, I'm a pain, I know." I say jumping over his fist. "But you really should worry a little less about me, and worry a little more about-" The Hulk rips off the webbing and gives the monster a shoulder tackles, sending him off the bridge and into the river. "-him." Since ugly rock-face monsters aren't know for their swimming abilities, he . "Say hello to Namor for me!" I call out, looking down as the monster sinks into the water, thrashing.
"DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!" My Spider-sense blazes, but before I have the chance to react, the Hulk's hand engulfs my head, lifting me off the ground. He tosses me over his head like trash, and I go flying into the air, over the bridge and back into the city.
"This would be a really nice time to get my Universe powers back." I say, as I start heading down. No problem, just a web line between two buildings and I'm safe. I judge the spot just right, shoot out my arms, hit my web shooters and-
Pff. Nothing. I'm empty. "Oh, you've got to be kidding me."