Chapter Four

Disclaimer: You all know by now that Sari, Lara, Emily and (takes deep breath) Rosalina Anastasia Cassandra Maria Elizabeth are mine. YGO and its characters, settings, etc. are not.

Italics: The fangirl's story

Plain: Actual happenings.

AN: wel, i didnt get 10 reveiws, but ppl want mee 2 kep goin, so i wil! adn 2 al u meen flamerz, i TOLD u if u dont like it, dont reed it! their are ppl who lik it so im gunna kep goin! neway, heres the chappie:

"…i cal the flaming night-mare!' caled Rosalina. Yami did hiz best btu he coudlnt beet taht. Rosealina was surprized, cuz she shuldnt hav been abl to beet him soooo ezily. 'u win" sed yami 'good job'. 'thanks" sed rosalina.

Emily stared at it. "The flaming night-mare? IS there such a thing?"

"No." said Yami definitely. "There's no such thing."

Yuugi and Ryou had disappeared into the black hole the instant the story was updated.

"Then how could I have won with it? Where is the logic?"

Bakura laughed. "What is this 'law-jick' thing of which you speak? The fangirls who write that story have no notion of this 'law-jick'."

Emily sighed. "I guess…"

"You guess? It's because they're lazy and stupid."

Emily blinked. "How do you figure that?"

Bakura shrugged. "They're lazy because they can't be bothered to look up a real card that could have beaten him and they're stupid because their thoughts go like this: I want my character to be able to beat Yami in one turn because it's cool, and I don't care if it's totally impossible, no matter who she was dueling, because I want it, dammit!"

Yami stared at him. "They tell you this?"

"It's amazing what you can find out when you're bored and listen in, Pharaoh."

Emily kept reading.

yami sed 'wait r u new her?" and rosalina sed "yes" adn theen yami sed 'well your relee good were r u from?" rosalina sed 'just a different skool" tehn yami sed 'ok" and left. Rosalina went 2 talk 2 bakura and he sed 'rose howd u do that" and she sed 'What do u meen? adn he sed "no ones ever beeten yami before xcept onetime and taht was kaiba (AN: WOW huh? Lol and it wuz kaiba, right?) rosalina sed 'just lucky i gues" adn bakura sed "well your relee lucky tehn'

Emily moaned. "I need some kind of headache medicine; their story is giving me a migraine."

Bakura turned to look at her. "Well, you could always keep reading and try to pretend like this whole sorry part of your life is happening to someone else…"

Meekly, she nodded. "Okay…"

She returned to reading, half-listening to Bakura and Yami in the background. Their argument was far more interesting then the story.

(AN: omg she IS lucky rite?) NEway, l8er rosalina and bakura was walking home wehn her dad cam out off the house, "you brat get in her' tehn he puled rosalina inside, she loked bak at bakura, 'don't com in' she preyd silentlee but Bakura folowed them inn and sent hur dad 2 the shadow place (AN: wats it caled again?). tehn he asked 'rose u ok' she sed "ya' but she wuz lyin becuz hur dad opend 1 off hur cuts taht shed mad hurself wit a rasor agin adn she wuz bleedin.

Bakrua frowed, he new she wuz lyin cuz he culd see teh blod, so he movd her sleve and stard at the scarrs, 'rose whered u get this" he asked and she sighd, 'id beter tel u al tahts ben goin on…"

AN: OMG how skary, huh? Wel flamerz r ignord and nice reviews welcmd! i wont cont. unles i get 10 reveiws! Btw ths is Sari, lara wuz doin the 1st 3 chappies!

Emily looked to Bakura. "Well, you found out…"

Bakura sighed. "Wonderful…"

She grinned. "And who is this 'Bakrua' person that they wrote about? There's no one by that name in YuGiOh, is there?"

Bakura smirked faintly. "No."

"Whew. Good. For once, I thought the fangirls knew more than I did about canon. Which would be a very scary occurrence."

To Be Continued...

AN: Okay, this is getting close to being done! I'm really on a roll with this one for some reason…(shrugs) Hope you like it!

Also, did anyone even notice that she tried to cut her hair in the last chapter? I liked that scene, but it may have been too short…