Poor Mary Sue
Disclaimer: Emily + Fangirls + Sue: Mine. YGO (and the How To Deal With series): not mine. Okay?
Poor Mary Sue: Chapter Five
AN: OMG u flamerz hav ben sooooo meen latly! im jsut tryin 2 rite a fic 2 mak me hapy! so dont lik dont reed!
NEway, 2 al mi nice reveiwrs! Sankyuu adn her's ur updat!
Bakura looked over. "Are they removing it yet?"
Emily sighed. "No…They're. Getting. Good. Reviews."
Bakura stared. "That's not possible."
"Oh yeah?"
She opened up the reviews for 'Brokn Angel, r&r plz!'.
Review: firehart, anonymous:
OMG this is so good! Whut happened 2 Rosie? U don't mind if i cal her Rosie do u? Keep goin! And i agree, Bakura doesn't get nearly enough luv…(huggles plushie)
Then she closed the window.
"See? As long as they get stuff like that, they're going to keep writing…"
"Good luck," said Yami as yet another black hole opened and he stepped through.
She stared at the screen.
Rosalina siged. 'wel, ive never told ne1 this b4 u, bakura, but sumtimes mi dad gott mad at me adn hed huurt me, so i jsut started doin taht."
Baku-chan loked at her adn askd, 'y didnt u tel ne1?"
'i wuz scarred, bakura, so i did it cuz it jsut made me fel beter. dont aks y, I dunno y, it just hapend…
Emily turned to Bakura. "Bakura, would you mind terribly if I just bailed out of this right now? You know,ran away andwent home?"
"Yes, I would mind. I don't want another Sue. You're the only half-decent one they've ever had."
"I feel like we're reading the 'How To Deal With' series, kindergarten style."(1)
'so y r u teling me this?' asked bakura.
'Becuz ur the first pirsun i evr relee comunicatted wit, Bakura…adn…adn i trsut u…'
She wantd soooo much 2 sey 'becuz i luv u' btu she wuz scarred abot hou bakura wud react, so she dcided 2 not sey it.
"Y trust me?' askd bakura, 'no one duz'
Bakura leaned over her shoulder, reading. "I like it that way! And even if I didn't, I wouldn't go angsting about it to some teenage girl I barely know."
Emily sighed. "Bakura, you've got to remember, these are fangirls. They don't care about your character. The only reason they're writing you is because they think you're hot."
"Yes, that's always the reason…"
"It's good to know you're humble about it, at least. Note the sarcasm."
'Becuz…' rosalina didnt whant 2 sey, but she did sey, so qiet tat Bakura didnt heer it. 'becuz i luv u is y…"
'Wat?" askd Bakura.
Emily was making puking faces.
Bakura was merely pretending to have read nothing.
Baku-chan siged, 'rose, there's somethin i ned 2 tel u…"
AN: OMG wut culd it B, rite? Sry its sooo short! Wel, i ned 15 reveiws B4 I cont. adn meenie flamerz, remeber, if u dont have anythin nice 2 sey, dont say it at al!
Emily nodded. "Okay, how about this? I'm sorry, fangirls, but your own character says that your fanfiction sins are beyond the grace of God. Please delete it and we will all try to forget this ever happened."
Also, wuts canon? Ppl sey "this isnt canon Bakura" btu noone sez wut canon is! Is it sumthin important? not every1 noes ur speshul fic langage, sooo sey wut u meen or i wont noe!
Bakura gave a long groan. "Ah, this explains it! They have never seen the actual canon!"
Emily nodded. "Fangirl rule for writing #1: Don't let your mind get polluted with any canon. Remember, canon will stifle your creativity. If possible, try to avoid seeing any canon at all, and only hear about TEH HAWT BISHIES through your fangirl friends."
To Be Continued…
AN: Sorry about the long delay and short chapter, that horrible thing known as Real Life is catching up to me. School projects and all. So this is sort of a transition chapter.
As usual, CC and kind reviews appreciated, flames perused for CC and then ignored.