Truffle-Thank you so much! I love it when I make people laugh!

Jadedea-Thanks! I will definitely write more. And, as you can see, Bath Salts is the next chapter!

Well, we're seeing some of Robin's feminine side.. -snickers-

Robin: Hey! It's not MY fault I like Pink! You wrote it that way! And, how can you resist the soft color, the fluffy texture...

XxHot92xX: Umm... Ok then! Let's get onto the next chappie!

Putting The 'I-N' Into Insanity

Chapter 2: Oh The Sweet Realms Of Bath Salts

Another day in the Titan household. Cyborg was trying to get the wine stain from the exterminator out of the carpet, Beast Boy was trying to look up the word 'whilst', Raven was still recovering fromthe sight of pink, Starfire was still trying to find out why Robin tried to escape her and Robin..

Robin was trying to convince everyone that he did NOT like the pink hue. Nothing seemed to work, even though he had bought a RED apron. Cyborg and Beast Boy were still convinced that he did in fact like pink when Robin refused to give it to Starfire. Also, they saw the teddy bear.. Come on, that will change a LOT of perspectives..

"Why oh WHY did I let him play spin the bottle on the carpet when he had a full glass of wine?" Cyborg scrubbed at the red carpet vigorously with Windex... Yeah.

"Well you better get that spot out. You know, to hide the evidence of vermin.." Raven flipped to the next page in her book: 'How To Survive In A House Full Of Space-Monkeys'.

Cyborg went over to the kitchen sink to fetch a new sponge, for the old one was now confetti..

"Oh come on Raven, I think Robin guessed that we had a drunken exterminator named Hugh at our house to find make-believe vermin. The bill kinda left it out in the open. Not to mention the liquor bill.."

Raven merely shook her head in shame and continued reading the chapter: What To Do When They Want YOUR Bananas.

"Okay guys," Robin stepped into the room with the pink apron and a pair of scissors, "I'm gonna do it!"

Starfire walked in next to him, "Yes, he is ready to let go of his painful childhood and move on."

Raven's eyebrow raised up, "With a pair of scissors?"

Robin's eyes went a little crazy-like, even under his mask, "I'm gonna CUT this retched apron into little tiny pieces!!"

Cyborg tried his hardest not to burst out laughing.

"I'm gonna do it!! You can't stop me!! Muhahahaha!! I'm a Robin on the edge!!" Robin began to stir up maniac laughter.

Raven skipped some pages to come to Chapter 9: How To Get Life-Insurance Without The Hassle!

A long string of drool hung from Robins open mouth, "I'll show you!! Show you all!!!" Robin blindly spun the scissors around and snipped the apron up into little..tiny..pieces..

At this particular moment, Beast Boy decided to walk in..

"Umm..Did Robin watch Martha Stewart again?"

Robin took one look at the cut up blanket and fell to his knees, "I'm so sorry!! So So So SORR-OW!"

Starfire smacked Robin upside the head.

Robin massaged his sore head, "Heh, thanks Star..Almost..lost my cool there for a second!"

Raven flipped to her next page without a care, "Yeah..Almost.."

Beast Boy darted his eyes to Robin then the cut up apron, "So anyways, who wants breakfast?"

"Beast Boy? It's 6:00 in the afternoon.."

Beast boy folded his arms in annoyance, "Fine Raven. Who wants Lunchfast?"

Cyborg stood up warily and slammed the sponge down on the ground like a football, "I AM!"

Yep..Another typical day at Titans Tower..

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"Hey Raven? What exactly are Ube-Beans? Are they like regular beans or..like..Ube?"

Raven put a hand to her head and leaned back in the booth, "Good Lord, help me.."

Cyborg returned from the stove wearing his white, poofy chef's hat, "Alright y'all! Lunchfast calls for fish wrapped in an omelet, bacon burger, waffle-cone ice cream and, my specialty! BEEF CAKES!"

Robin spoke up, "Umm.. Beef Cakes?"

Cyborg beamed, "Yep! All the way from Australia!" He set the huge platter down.

Beast Boy wrinkled his nose in dissatisfaction at the Beef Cakes, "Dude, are you trying to kill me??"

Cyborg set a huge proportion of fish omelets on his plate, "No, Tofu has."

Starfire beamed brightly, "On my planet, we used to always have beef cakes! But..I do not assume that they were the same as these. Ours contained the contents of fungus peeled off the Great Emperor's feet and the bunions of Nana."

Robin froze in mid-chew of his beef cakes, ".. I think I'm done with the BCs.."

Cyborg reached over to Robin's plate and dumped the contents of it onto his, "Suit yourself.."

After Lunchfast (what a name..), the Titans sat down in the TV Room to have their annual fight over which show to watch.

"CSI: Miami!"

"SNL!"

"The Jets vs. Cheese-heads game!"

"Murder She Wrote..."

"Realms Of The Flesh!"

Robin sighed angrily, "Come on guys! CSI is the best show and you know it!"

" No the Cheese-heads! They got game!"

Raven rolled her eyes, "Yeah, like I really want to watch a stupid football game with Green Bay Packer idiots dressed in cheese hats.."

Beast boy piped up, "Well, at least SNL isn't about a pathetic, gothy woman who kills herself!"

Raven shot a look at Beast Boy, "You're not even close! Murder She Wrote is about when a woman..."

Starfire paused before she spoke about the show she preferred to watch. Her curious green-on-green eyes swivelled over to the unattended remote.

"CSI pwns you ALL!"

'This week on Realms of The Flesh: Massages! See the exact and precise movements this masseuse does on Larry Gimmeabeer? Her fingers are curled just so, so that the hand movements have effects on Larry Gimmeabeer's skin. Look at his fat just roll gracefully like that!'

All eyes transfixed on the fat bald guy's imagewith pimples of the thousands on his big, stretchy back.

Robin winced, "Is his...blubber..supposed to be just..unraveling like that??"

Cyborg looked away disgusted, "Oh man, that just nasty! Look at the woman's fingers! They're like fuzzy caterpillars!"

Beast Boy just stared at the fat. How could so much fat and blubber be on one single person?

Robin got up from his seat, "Well, not this isn't fun to watch, believe me, but I'm going to go to my room for a bit. See ya."

The Titans all chorused a hypnotized, "Mmm.."

Raven sighed and opened up her book to Chapter 3: Got Bogo On The Brain?

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"Robin! I have just experienced the sweet realms of massaging the flesh! Please," Starfire opened Robin's bathroom door, unaware of the procedures taking place behind it.

"Please, let us preform the hand manu-EEeeek!"

"AAAaahhh!!!

Beast Boy and Cyborg burst threw Robin's door and ran into his bathroom.

"Yo, Rob! Star! What's the- Oh my GOD!!"

" Shield your eyes man!!"

"It's not what it looks like I swear!"

Cyborg replied with his hand covering his eyes, "Yeah, you're really not sitting there completely naked in your BATHTUB in BUBBLE BATH!!"

Robin covered up his..-cough- parts with an army boat, "I've got a boat! It's a BOY bath! I've had a long, hard day!"

Beast Boy stood in the doorway facing Robin's room (not at Robin, guys..), "Yeah, cutting up a pink apron really takes it out of you!"

Raven came up to the doorway, "What's going on?"

Beast Boy waved his hands frantically, "Believe me Raven, you do NOT want to go in there!"

Raven pushed Beast Boy aside to unveil the horrible truth, "What the hell is wrong with you??! First the apron, then the teddy bear, then the tutu and bows.. Now THIS!?"

Starfire finally snapped out of her trance from seeing Robin's manhood, "I believe our friend is, how do you say? Homo?"

Robin flared, " I am NOT Homo!! Bubble Baths they're..they're just nice."

Cyborg snorted, "Yeah and soon you'll be saying heels are good for your posture.."

Robin's face fell, "Why would you say that? That's just mean.."

Cyborg momentarily remembered back to a Friends episode with a conversation similar to this. He decided to keep on with it, "Now I've upset you? What did I say?"

Robin twirled his finger in the warm bubble bath water with his head down, "It's not what you said, just the way you said it.."

Beast Boy laughed out loud, "Ha! You're turning into a women!-OW!"

This comment received a smack from Raven.

"But really guys," Robin put an arm on the side of the bathtub, "Is it really that bad? You guys should try it."

Cyborg shook his head violently, "No, no man. No way would we do that. Right Beast Boy?... Beast Boy?"

Beast Boy stayed quiet, making little circles on the tiled floor with his foot, hands behind his back.

Cyborg turned around to Beast Boy and gave him a exasperated look, " Oh come ON! You have GOT to be kidding me!!"

Beast Boy looked at him innocently, "What? I didn't say anything.."

Cyborg banged is head on Robin's bathroom wall.

Raven stepped up to the plate, "Oh okay guys, there's only so much time I can stay in a room with our turned-upside down leader.. Let's go."

They all paraded out of the room to leave Robin alone with his bubbles.

Early The Next Morning...

Raven walked quietly to the Master Bathroom (yes they have one. I do too. Well, not really – –; ) to take a shower. Her own shower had no more hot water since Beast Boy's attempt to make her room a 'steamy' jungle when she got back from her café. The public restrooms were just plain nasty to her. So, the Master Bathroom would just have to do.

Now, everyone knows a Master Bathroom consists of two sinks, two showers, and two bathtubs. And of course a toilet. Raven had never put much thought into why the two tubs were linked to one another or why there were even two of them. Well, this morning would change her perspective of it..

Raven opened the door with a small click. As it swung open, she gasped along with two others.

"Heh, hi Rae."

"Yo Raven..aha..wassup?"

Raven stood wide-eyed with her mouth dropped open. Her towels and shampoos fell to the ground.

Beast Boy was in one tub with bubbles and sitting next to a half empty jar of Bath Salts.

Cyborg was in the other with a rubber ducky.

Raven knew, absolutely knew, that BB had his trunks on but, really.. Together? Cy and BB together in a bathroom? In bathtubs?

"W-what in Heaven's name are you doing?!?"

Beast Boy laughed nervously, "Well, we decided to draw our own baths, since Robin seemed so relaxed after his. Ooo. And I put too many, ah, bath salts in mine and now they're..lodged places.." Beast Boy seemed to stare off into the distance as he encountered the new realms of bath salts.

"It's different...it's interesting..."

Raven smacked her hand to her forehead.

Cy smiled and patted the water next to him, "Wanna go for a swim Raven?"

The two burst out laughing as Raven ran out of the room from their lack of modesty.

Beast Boy settled back into his bath water, "Ah..the sweet realms of...bath salts.."

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As Raven reached her room, she quickly turned to Chapter 20 of her book and read the page thoroughly.

The chapter was titled:

So You Think You've Seen It All?

A/N: See? A little bit longer. I promise I will lay off Robin in the next chapter. He's just so easy to make fun of. Sorry Robin fans, but it's true. ;) And I LOVE those Bogo commercials! They're so funny!

I'm torn between doing Eerbody In Da Club Gettin' Tipsy or Low-Fat Mayonnaise
Probably Mayonnaise since I was going to do it for this chap. Ok then. You already know the sound clip for it but I'll just put it in again..

"Oh my GOD! This stuff is great! Low-fat all the way baby!" "Yeah! Tastes the same and my pants feel looser!"

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