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RavenOnline- Glad it wasn't sucky like I thought! And expired mayo and mustard? Dude...

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RenegadeMustang- Hah, Ube? That's just something I made up. My inspiration was from the word uber-cool. If you don't know what that means, it means 'super-cool'. My friends and I have claimed that definition true.

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Emmery- Hah, happy you like the 'Mayo War'! Margarine and butter? Not as bad as expired crap! Sounds like that Christmas was a super-fun night! Were the bathrooms occupied? ;) And Fat mayo TOTALLY kicks ass!

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ROFL- Yes, Raven has been taking a beating with the other Titans crap. When will she get her turn? Right when I read your suggestion I immediately wanted to do it! So, you'll be seeing it in this story in the chapters to come. I'll give you credit, don't worry!

Well, I'm relieved that Fat-Free Mayo was pretty much a hit and was NOT sucky. Thanks for all the reviews my...reviewers..

Now, whenever I think of Robin, I think of bubbles.. This chapter shall prove that!

The chapter of Jock-Straps is up!! Now, all of you (hopefully) know what a jockstrap is. If not, it's something guys (only guys) put on when playing football, etc. to protect their family jewels.. SO! Without further or due, here is....

Putting The 'I-N' Into Insanity

Chapter 4: Jockstrap Wonders

Starfire peered through the open Laundry Room door to see Robin loading in the dirty clothes. She smiled happily and bounded over.

"Robin! My friend of bubbles and tutus! Do you need assistance with our filthy fabrics?"

Robin cringed at her bubbles and tutus comment, "Sure Star. You can take this clean basket of laundry to my door."

Starfire grabbed it and ran down the hall, smiling at her deed.

When she rounded the corner to Robin's room, she set the basket down at his door. Just as she was told to do. But, her curious hormones wanted to search through his laundry.

The question still needed to be answered.

Tighty-Wightys, Boxers or Briefs?

Starfire forgot all about privacy rules and dove into the basket.

"Wait.. What..is this?"

Starfire came up with a pair of tighty-wightys on her head. That question had been answered.. Starfire held up a cup-looking shape that was hard with a bungee strap that wrapped around it.

Starfire cocked her head to one side, trying to figure out what this device was. Unknown to her, it was a jockstrap and had previously been near Robin's...yeah..

"What could it be?? Why would Robin own one of...these?"

Starfire took the tighty-wightys off her head and searched for Raven.

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"Raven? I need a bit of assistance.. I found this in Robin's basket of laundry," She held up the jockstrap, "What is this peculiar object?"

Raven stared at her with big round saucers. She finally shook her head and yelled, "Hey Beast boy! Where's the Excedrin P.M.?!"

Starfire took this as a sign that Raven did not know what the object was. She left the room quietly as Raven raced through the cabinets of the kitchen searching for Excedrin PM...

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Robin whistled happily while he folded laundry and dumped more dirty stuff into the machine. Doing laundry really helped him to relax, besides bubble baths. But you can't do bubble baths too often or the other Titans would suspect something odd.

Robin finished loading another batch of clothes into the washer machine. He was putting the Snuggles detergent (with the easy-pour spout!) when Beast Boy called from the kitchen.

"Hey Snuggles! Where's the Excedrin PM?"

Robin turned his head in the direction of the kitchen, still pouring the detergent in, "First of all, I am NOT Snuggles! Second, why??"

Beast Boy sounded annoyed as he shouted back, "Just get your ass in here!!"

Robin mumbled under his breath, "Little green midget..thinks he can call me, Robin, Snuggles..though it is a pretty nice name..need PM why? No he don't tell me, he just says to haul my ass in there...little grass stain...bosses me around..."

Robin left the washer machine and went into the kitchen.

And there stood the Snuggles container, empty. And the machine, overflowing with bubbles...

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Cyborg entered the TV room where Raven was dozing on the couch in a deep sleep. He smiled mischievously. There's only one thing to do with a deep sleeping Raven...

"Hey BB! Come here for a sec!"

Beast Boy rushed in and stood by Cy's side, "What's up?"

Cyborg pointed toward Raven, "You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"

A mischievous grin slowly formed on Beast Boy's face as he realized the possibilities, "Oh yeah.."

Cyborg beamed brightly, "I'll go fetch the permanent marker!"

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Robin made his way back to the washing machine. A little bit confused as to why Raven needed that drug. He shrugged it off and was about to turn around to look at the machine when Starfire bounded over.

"Robin! I have found you! I have searched through your laundry basket and found these..."

She held up the jockstrap to Robin's face expectantly.

Robin's eyes widened as he saw what Starfire was holding.

Starfire continued to talk on about the object with her head cocked to one side, " Robin? What is this piece of material with a big...cup-looking shape?" Starfire took the jockstrap and tied it around her nose, "Perhaps it is a...nose hat?"

Robin's mouth dropped to the floor as Starfire pranced around with his strap around her nose.

"It must be! It makes your nose pretty!"

Robin reached out and grabbed Star's arm, "Star..that's..not what it is.."

Starfire put a finger to her mouth in puzzlement, "Then what is it Robin?"

Robin turned a deep magenta, "Well...you see...it's a..a.."

"ROBIN!!"

Robin looked up to see Starfire pointing toward the washing machine behind him.

Robin turned and screamed....a high scream..

The machine was over-flowing with soap bubbles and started making a huge mountain.

Robin tried to pop the bubbles but it seemed to make it more angry.

Starfire ran over with the jockstrap, "I will help!"

She took the cup side and started scooping the bubbles out of the way to Robin. Who was being suffocated by...bubbles..

Who would have thought?

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"You are so dead, man.."

Cyborg covered his face with his hands shamefully.

Beast Boy stood back with the permanent marker and stared at what he had done.

On Raven's perfect face was a big, huge.....

..splotch.. (thought I was gonna say penis weren't you??)

Beast Boy had attempted to draw bunny whiskers and nose but messed up horribly. A big, ugly splotch covered Raven's left cheek to right nostril. What a sight it was.

Beast Boy went over to her again with the marker, "Maybe we can fix it..."

He tried to rub the marker off but it just spread more.

Cyborg started to panic, "You might as well have drawn a penis!!!"

Beast Boy studied the splotch, "We may be able to get away with that...if we just put a bit of a dip here..."

Cyborg dove and grabbed the marker out of the green guy's hand.

"Dude! When I said 'Might as well have' that means that the thing that you might as well have done is actually badder than what you did draw which was already...bad."

Beast Boy stood and stared at the cybernetic teen. He finally shrugged, "I have no idea what you just said man.. But I do know that we have to cover this up somehow.."

Cyborg snapped his fingers, getting an idea, "We could put make-up on her! Opera does it all the time!"

"Opera, man?"

Cyborg zipped his lip shut and hurried toward Starfire's room. The make-up haven..

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He entered and almost suffocated at the perfume smell. Actually he did as he crawled on the floor where cleaner air would probably be. (Learned that at a fire-teaching-thing in 1st grade. Stay in school kids..) His eyes squinted and watered up at the stench of Curious. He took a big gulp of air and held his breath for dear life.

He waddled over to Star's dresser and searched it's contents. He gathered as much make-up as he could in his arms and made a one-way trip to the door.

He tried to turn the knob but it wouldn't open. Cyborg squeaked in his closed mouth.

He tried once more. Still wouldn't budge.

Cyborg dropped all the make-up and heaved himself at Starfire's pink door in desperation. He couldn't hold his breath much longer as he turned a shade of purple.

Cyborg jingled the door knob once more until he ran out of air. He coughed and sputtered until he figured out his problem.

He was turning the knob the wrong way.

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Cyborg came panting over to Beast Boy and the still sleeping Raven.

"Got..the...makeup..."

He collapsed onto the ground.

Beast Boy eyed Cyborg and then turned his head to the hall, "Did Starfire watch National Treasure?"

Cyborg got up warily, "No..QVC.."

Beast Boy shook his head and returned to the task at hand.

"Ok, we got the makeup. Here you go Cy. Make her...decent."

Cyborg waved his hands in front of him, "No way man, I went into WWIII. You do the makeup. You did this to her!"

Beast Boy sighed and took out a bottle named cover-up.

The...not so healing process began.

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"Star...fire!"

Robin was drowning in the bubbles. Starfire tried to swim as fast as she could with the jockstrap. More like scooping her way over.

"Robin! Hold on my friend! I am coming!"

Robin tried to keep afloat but the bubbles were too numerous! He tried grabbing onto the washer machine but realized that would be even worse. It was the maker of EVIL bubbles!

Robin thought back to his childhood. He loved to blow bubbles, make bubbles, play with bubbles... Why had they turned on him?? Robin began to sink.

Starfire knew that there was only one thing to do.

"S.S. Starfire Cruise Line! Dive! Dive!! DIVE!!"

Under the bubbles, she could see nothing. Just the soapy..soapiness.

She reached out blindly for Robin. She quickened her tip-toed steps for she was losing precious time.

Starfire came back up for air and cried out, "I have LOST him!! Just like the woman in TITANIC! I let him freeze in the evil bubble PLACE!"

Beast Boy, Cyborg and Raven came into the doorway.

"Oh..my God.."

Starfire turned to her friends and pointed towards a particular large mound of bubbles, "Robin-!"

Then she stopped and looked at Raven's face. A big gray splotch was practically all the way across her beige face. Her blue eyelids batted bewilderedly, and her red lips were pursed.

Starfire made a face, "R-Raven? What..happened to your..face?"

Raven raised her eyebrow, "What's wrong with it?"

"It is..", Starfire looked to the boys who were waving their handing frantically and making the 'quiet, shh' sign, "It is...nice."

Raven smiled a little, "Thanks." Unaware that she looked like Bobo The Clown...

Starfire clicked back into reality and pointed her hand towards the mound, "Robin! He is trapped in the EVIL bubbles! We must help!"

Cyborg and BB faced each other with laughing smiles, "No, we need to GET A CAMERA!"

They ran out of the room, leaving Star and Rae to fend for themselves.

Raven eyed the object in Starfire's hand, "Oh my God... That's not.."

Starfire smiled, "The nose-hat? Why yes it is!"

Raven rolled her eyes.

She used her powers to make the bubbles turn into water, leaving a flooded laundry room...and a bubbly, soaked Robin..

Cy and BB returned with a video camera, "Smile Robin! You're on CANDID CAMERA!!!"

"This one is the best! Let's send this one out!"

Cyborg held a picture of Robin that he captured from the video camera.

Robin (in the picture) was sitting on the tiled floor, legs spread out, eyes wide as dinner plates and his hair full of bubbles.

Beast Boy took the picture and placed it on the copier, making 100 copies.

Robin came up behind them, "Oh c'mon guys! Please don't send them out in the paper.."

Cyborg smiled, "We weren't..but thanks for the idea.. Hey BB, we need to go down to Jump City Gazette Office."

Starfire came into view with a jockstrap tied to her...lower area. Let's just say it was in the right place..

"Friends! I wish to propose a... football game?"

Robin hid his head in his hands while Cy and BB laughed hysterically.

Starfire was puzzled, "Football is funny?"

Cyborg said the explanation between breaths, "N-No..It's..it's that your..your wearing a! Hahaha! A JOCKSTRAP!!"

Starfire still looked perplexed, "A..strap of jocks? Robin what is this strap of jocks?"

Robin shamefully handed her Webster's Dictionary.

Starfire flipped through it.

"Ah! Here it is! A jockstrap is a support or protection for the male- oh.."

A scream a terror was heard throughout the Tower.

"BEAST BOY!!! CYBORG!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY FACE!!!???"

Cyborg eyed BB calmly, "Care to go to the Gazette Office now?"

"Surly."

And they ran like the wind.

In The Newspaper The Next Day..(hehe)

"Hah! Cyborg! Look! It's our picture!! Haha!"

"Let me see!" Cy grabbed the paper and burst out laughing.

'Titans leader, Robin, seems to be a little washed up. The bubbles do add a nice touch. What he was doing? Why there's a wet spot in his..area? I really don't want to know.. But you can only guess..'

A/N: This chapter was more about the washer machine accident than the jockstrap. There's only so many jokes you can do with a 'strap of jocks'.

You guys get to pick the next chapter! (YaY!)

Either:

ChatRooms!! OMFG!!111!!!!oneone

Sound clip: You have enter chat room: OMFG were in the CHAT ROOM! PWNS! 8B

or..

You've Got Porn! Oops... (and that is why this story is rated pg-13..)

Sound Clip: "What is that on her ankle??" "Her ankle is what your watching?!" "I am confused..the box clearly said, "The Vamper Slayer.." Cyborg held up the video box, "Star it says the Vampire LAYER!!"

Up to you!

Please read and review or I will unleash EVIL bubbles!! Eheh..