Raidersrule76- O.O ... Ok.. It's funny..I get it.. You've Got Porn! Oops is the next chappie!

Corza12002-Um... ok?

L.O.D- Thank you!

Jadedea- Wow thanks. I don't know how I come up with the chapter ideas. Probably from watching Friends and other funny sitcoms and from real-life experiences. (But not the porn one! LolWell okay fine. I did! Happy now?!)I'm doing You've Got Porn! Oops.. For you and everyone else who reviewed saying they wanted it.

ROFL- Not inappropriate at all! I'll think about that one. And with Starfire's naivety...I believe the Jockstrap story could really happen...

The-Infamous-Bounty-Hunter - Thanks. I do get a lot of inspiration from Friends. Like in chapter 2 with the Bath Salts. I will have to put a Disclaimer in this chapter...cause I don't own a single evil bubble..

Well, everybody wanted Porn... I wonder why... ;) Here's your chapter!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything okay?!?!? Sue me for all I care! I don't own Friends's idea of Buffay The Vampire Layer. Even though I cut out Buffay...

Putting The 'I-N' Into Insanity

Chapter 5: You've Got Porn! Oops..

Ah movies. Such a simple concept, ya know? You go to either the funnies, the action, the thrills, the chills... But, for some people, it's a bit.. Hard.

"What movie oh what movie?"

Starfire peered down each row of movies and games. Her eyes lit up from a certain movie cover.

"Remember The Titans??? We have a movie!! But...why did Denzel Washington star in it?? Is he the creator of us all??"

Starfire put back the movie case, thinking the other Titans saw the movie about themselves...

She went over to the Horror section next.

"Oooohh...Wrong Turn! What turn was wrong??" Starfire looked from side to side thinking someone would pop out and tell her. She turned back to the movie case, "I must find out!!!"

Starfire put the case in her K-Mart cart..

She went over to the Dun dun DUN!!!! Playboy section..

Starfire beamed as she saw the cover which consisted of a bunny in a bow tie (the bunny who haunts us all). She squealed in satisfaction and looked at the title,

"The Vampire..Slayer??" She smiled. Anything with bunnies would do.

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Beast Boy looked at the clock in desperation.

"I told you we shouldn't have let Starfire go out and pick the movie!! She probably got that documentary on condoms!"

Robin seemed to perk up at the condom comment. He would make his move tonight!

Cyborg came over with popcorn, "That movie wouldn't be so bad actually. We can finally show Robin what part he plays in sex!"

Beast Boy whispered loud enough for Robin to hear, "He has been confused for awhile too."

Both laughed like idiots until a monotone voice came into the room.

"Has anyone seen a package addressed to me?"

Robin slung an arm over the couch, "What did it look like?"

Raven sweat-dropped, "Like a brown box Robin.."

She continued, "I sent an order out and I was supposed to get the package five days ago."

Cy questioned her, "What was in it?"

Raven blushed deeply, "N-None of your business."

Beast wiggled his eye brows up and down in a false-sexy move, "Was there anything, oh I don't know...dirty?"

Raven smacked him, "No there wasn't you pervert!"

Cyborg stepped in, "So why can't you tell us??"

Raven sighed, clearly annoyed, "'Cause it's...personal.."

Beast Boy and Cyborg looked at each other in recognition.

"Oh shit.."

Cyborg spoke slowly, "It didn't happen to have..fabrics in it..did it?"

It was Raven's turn to speak slowly, "Yeah...why?"

Beast Boy coughed, " Cy can I see you in the hall for a moment!"

Cy and BB ran out into the hall.

Raven looked back at them and said to Robin, "Only God knows what their doing behind that wall..."

Robin took a hand full of popcorn, "I don't even want to know.. My imagination is all I need.."

Out In The Hall...

"Man we are so dead!"

Beast Boy sighed, "I know, I know..."

Cyborg continued hyperventilate, "Why oh WHY did we use those thongs as sling-shots in stankball????"

Beast Boy spoke up, "Why are we so nervous? We have her thongs! We can use them against her!"

Cyborg smiled evilly, " We can mess with her mind!"

"Yeah!"

Cyborg continued, "We can embarrass her beyond no belief!"

"Yeah!"

Cyborg was on a rampage, "We can get Robin to dress up in them!!"

"YEAH! Wait.."

Cyborg started to drool, "We can get Raven and Robin together and have them were the thongs and take digital photographs!!"

"Uh..Cy?"

Cyborg got a crazy look in his eyes, "WE can wear the-!"

Beast Boy put a hand over his mouth, "NO!"

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"Friends! I have returned with a movie to view and discuss!"

Cyborg looked at his digital clock, " 'Bout time Star! It's 12:00 midnight!"

Starfire beamed, "I am sorry friends but I had to discover a movie for all of our needs!"

She slipped in the video, turned off the lights and settled back on the couch next to Robin.

Theme music started to play and a very sexy girl showed up on screen with a dagger.

"I'm Auntie TaTa. Let me take you on a journey full of magic and sex. You won't ever be able to get over me..but you can get under me.."

Beast Boy watched with wide eyes as he saw the girl's bikini get stripped off by a naked vampire, "Yeah Star. This fulfills ALL of MY needs.."

The vampire came closer to Auntie TaTa, "Aren't you going to plunge you dagger into my dark places?" Auntie TaTa moved her body against his, "I was hoping it'd be the..other way...around.."

Cyborg spoke up, "They copyrighted from Friends!How dare they!!"

Raven rolled her eyes, "Yeah Cy, that's the part to focus on.."

Beast Boy turned to Raven, "Doesn't this movie make you want to strip down into something more..skimpy?"

Raven's eyes widened, trying to avoid seeing the vampire's manhood on screen, "What the hell are you talking about?!?"

"Oooo...ahh..ah ah! Oh faster, faster! Harder oh baby harder!!"

Robin closed his eyes, "Oh the humanity! Oh the nakedness!"

Cyborg squinted at the tattoo on Auntie TaTa's ankle, "What's that on her ankle?"

Beast Boy stared at the screen, "Her ankle is what you're watching?!?"

Starfire looked at the screen perplexed, " I am confused...the box clearly said, "The Vampire Slayer".."

Cyborg held up the video box, "Star! It says The Vampire LAYER!!"

Beast Boy continued to pester Raven, "Doesn't that thong strewn across the floor remind you of something??"

Raven's eyes widened more, "You...you didn't..."

The vampire disappeared in a poof of smoke, leaving Auntie TaTa on the floor, "Who did this incredible sex to me?"

"I DID!"

All eyes turned to Beast Boy.

Beast Boy turned red, "No! I didn't do that to her!! I just found Raven's thongs that she ordered and Cy and I used them as sling-shots for stankball!!"

Cyborg leaned over to BB, "I don't think that helped much..."

"You WHAT?!??"

Beast Boy darted his eyes from side to side, "Uh..um...Robin wears your thongs!!"

Robin's eyes widened, "I do NOT!"

Beast Boy pleaded to Raven, "I just made up that story because Robin told me that he didn't want anyone to know that he DID wear your thongs."

"I DON'T!"

Beast Boy shook his head shamefully, "Denial is such an ugly thing."

Raven was still trying to recover from hearing what Robin did.

Robin stood up angrily, "I do NOT wear Raven's thongs guys!!"

Cyborg reached for the bowl of popcorn, "Sorry man, we're gonna need proof...."

Robin looked at the others, exasperating, " You really think I'm going to take off my pants just to show you guys that I don't wear a thong??!!"

Auntie TaTa was with yet another vampire, "Do it...Do it BABY!"

Starefire stood up next Robin and bowed, "I will take the honor of pulling down your spandex pants."

Without warning Starfire stripped off Robin's pants to reveal a horrible sight...

Beast boy and Cyborg and Raven AND even Starfire uttered only two words..

"Holy crap..."

Beast Boy froze with a hand full of popcorn, "We..we were only kidding about the thong thing.."

Raven nearly fainted, "Oh...my...God.. You..you can keep that one.."

"Oh Baby!! Oh! Caress my ass now! I want your lips on me NOW!!"

Starfire stepped away from Robin, "I.. Words do not describe what I see or feel right now.

Cyborg was treated for shock...

"Keep going my evil one! Torture me with your throbbing pe-!"

Beast Boy clicked off the movie, "Thaaaat's enough.."

"We got our own porno movie right here.."

Robin quickly pulled up his pants, "I'm going to.... go to my room!"

Robin ran out of the TV room, leaving the shocked Titans in his wake.

Beast Boy settled back on the couch, "Sooo...Starfire.. Did you get any other movies?"

Starfire handed him the movie case of Wrong Turn, "I believe this one is scary."

Raven tried to rid her mind of that frightful image, "Like what we just saw wasn't scary!?"

Starfire popped in the other video and the Titans watched.

Beast Boy poked Cy in the ribs, "Robin's watching Playgirl isn't he?"

"Yep."

A/N: I'll leave you guys to figure out what Robin was wearing.. ;)

Next chapter is OMFG CHATROOMS! (Changed the name a bit)
Sound clip: You have entered chatroom: OMFG were in a CHATROOM! PWNS!! 8B

I enjoyed making up the Titans screen names...heehee...