Raidersrule76- -game show voice- You are correct! Hah, thanks. And no, you're not perverted (thankfully) ;)
corza12002- God, I wish I was! I'd love to get into acting and comedy but I just need to find a place where I can do some of my sketches... But thanks!!
Dancingirl3- DON'T KILL ME!! You'll see what happens. Psst..the chapter is Eerbody In Da Club Gettin Tipsy... You didn't hear it from me!! Thank you for the review!
Jadedea- Thanks! Yes, Robin has been the butt of pretty much all of the jokes. Save a few. I am trying with all my will-power to lay off him but I just can't do it... Oh well!
Emmery- Thanks so much! Ha! Pulling Robin's pants down... what an interesting image..
Ebony Sorceress- NO ZAPPEH DEMON OTTERZ!!! NO!!! Meh.. Anyway, thanks! I do a lot of dialogue jokes too.
ROFL- Thank you for your 3 wonderful NOT AT ALL THE SAME reviews. Lol. I love guessing games, so you're gonna being guessing the obvious a lot in this story.. Huh, ALMOST all of the Titans in character.. Hah! Robin..I know.. It's just more fun writing him as a gay guy in love with Starfire.. Yet another interesting concept..
raven-rocks-the-dark - Thanks a bunch!
Okay peoples! This chapter is going to have a AIM Chat Room layout. So, that means no real story plot layout, kk? Gah, I confused myself.. Just..just read the thing..
Putting The 'I-N' Into Insanity
Chapter 6: OMFG!! CHATROOMS!!!
You have just entered Chat Room: OMFG!! WE"RE IN A CHATROOM!!! PWNS!! 8D
IamNOTGhey: Hey Titans!
HelpMePlease: Oh my God.. Why are we doing this stupid chat thing again? Can't just talk to each other like NORMAL people do?
IamNOTGhey: Oh come on Raven! It's fun!
CYclops: Hey y'all! Hmm.. I wonder who IamNOTGhey is.. -snicker-
IamNOTGhey: Cy....
IamNOTGhey: We had a long discussion about this gay thing and I am telling you as your leader: Please don't tell Starfire!!
HelpMePlease: And there goes our leader..
MustardQueen: Tell me what, Robin?
TehHulk: This is gonna be good..
CYclops: TehHulk? ...Really?
TehHulk: u know it's a cool name and u know it!
HelpMePlease: My user name speaks for it's self..
IamNOTGhey: Nothing Star!
MustardQueen: Perhaps a.. Surprise party??!!
IamNOTGhey: Yeah, Starfire..a surprise party!
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-IamNOTGhey opens up an IM box to HelpMePlease-
IamNOTGhey: Raven! What do I do??? I can't plan a surprise party in...when's her birthday again?
HelpMePlease: According to Starfire: the second day of the second year on the second glondorf.
IamNOTGhey: Um..
HelpMePlease: Good luck...
-HelpMePlease exits the IM box and returns to chat-
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TehHulk: And that's how babies are made Star..
HelpMePlease: Do I want to know what was going on in here..?
CYclops: Star asked where babies come from...oh the humanity it was..
HelpmePlease: I can imagine.
MustardQueen: But friend Beastboy! What is the machine for??
TehHulk: Um..Cy?
CYclops: Um..it's for um.. Robin?
IamNOTGhey: Star it's simple! You see...um..uh Raven?
HelpMePlease: A man and a woman have sex together.
CYclops: And here we go..
MustardQueen: Robin? What is sex?
TehHulk: Good thing this is over AIM, huh Rob? LOL
IamNOTGhey: Uh..Star..it's when two people love each other very much and..
MustardQueen: Oh! Like you and Hugh Grant?
IamNOTGhey: No! No Star, not like that.. And um.. You have a garden and I have a hose and..um..I use my hose to water your seeds in your garden. And um..
TehHulk: Hey Robin! What about fertilizer! Haha!
CYclops: Hah! Good one man!
IamNOTGhey: ANYWAY! I use my hose to water the seeds in your garden and they grow into ... um.. Babies..
MustardQueen: Oh! I see! Oh Robin..will you hose my garden for me?
IamNOTGhey: Um I uh..let's talk about later Star..ALONE
CYclops: No, no.. Here is fine! We don't mind do we?
TehHulk: Not at all!
HelpMePlease: I would particularly enjoy it..
-silence for 20 seconds-
CYclops: Who's up for a good game of Kerplunk?
TehHulk: Who's Hugh Grant?
HelpMePlease: He starred in Mickey Blue Eyes, remember?
TehHulk: Ooooh.. EW! Robin! You LIKE that guy??!!?????
IAMGhey: NO!! See the screen name!!????
CYclops: Hahahaha!!! Yea I do!!
IAMGhey: Gah! Who changed it?????
HelpMePlease: That would be me.
IAMGhey: How!!??
HelpMePlease: It isn't THAT hard to figure out your password: Hugh Grant
IAMGhey: -GASP!!!!- How DARE you!
HelpMePlease: Would you like me to change it?
IAMGhey: What do you think???!!!
HelpMePlease: Fine.
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-HelpMePlease opens up an IM box to TehHulk-
HelpMePlease: Beast Boy..
HelpMePlease: Change his screen name
TehHulk: Like what?
HelpMePlease: Use your imagination...
-HelpMePlease closes IM box and re-enters chat room-
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CYclops: So...anyone catch that Opera episode?
TehHulk: Um..no Cy..just..no..
IheartHUGH: I can't believe you watch Opera Cy!
IheartHUGH: OMFG!! Who the hell changed my screen name???????? !!
HelpMePlease: It's Oprah you fools..
IheartHUGH: Raven..........
HelpMePlease: Wasn't me this time...
IheartHUGH: Beast Boy...
TehHulk: Yeeeees...?
IheartHugh: You didn't..
TehHulk: Clearly I did!
MustardQueen: I think it is wonderful Robin! It shows your love for Hugh Grant like never before!
IheartHUGH: I don't love HUGH GRANT!!!
MustardQueen: But... your name of the screen says that you do..
IheartHUGH: Beast Boy made it!
MustardQueen: Aw.. Beast Boy! I did not know the knowledge that you had feelings for Hugh Grant! This is wonderful! I shall make Pudding after this "chat"!
TehHulk: What!!? I don't like Hugh Grant!!!
HelpmePlease: Well, then why did you make Robin's screen name that?
CYclops: Yea BB! Hugh CLEARLY was in your mind because you love him!
TehHulk: WHAT?!?
IheartHUGH: That's right BB. You love, Hugh. Just admit it!
TehHulk: Hey you wear Raven's thongs! I wouldn't be sayin I'm gay when you clearly are!
IheartHUGH: And do you have any proof?
TehHulk: DUDE! You FIRST owned a pink apron!
IheartHUGH: Hey! That was a gift!
CYclops: No it wasn't!
IheartHUGH: Shut up!
TehHulk: THEN, you have a pink TEDDY BEAR! THEN you take bubble baths!
TehHulk: Then you WEAR RAVEN'S THONG!!!
HelpMePlease: I'd say that's proof... BUT why did you change Robin's screen name to IheartHUGH? Doesn't that say that YOU "heart" him because YOU'RE the one who WROTE it?
MustardQueen: I believe it is time to say the words...um..You got TOLD
CYclops: Ma girl's learnin!
IheartHUGH: You're girl!!!!???
CYclops: Yea Robin, we sleep on the side..- rolls eyes- C'mon! Don't get like that!
MustardQueen: No one owns me!!
CYclops: It was ROBIN who said it...
IheartHUGH: No it wasn't! And can someone PLEASE change my screen name!!!???
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-TehHulk opens up an IM box to CYclops-
TehHulk: You're gonna change his screen name right?
CYclops: Yea.
-TehHulk closes IM box and returns to chat-
MustardQueen: Robin! I do not like your actions as to call me YOURS!!
PWNSTAR: Star! I don't own you! Cy started it!
HelpMePlease: Robin.. Why does your screen name say that you own Star?
PWNSTAR: NOT helping! CY!
CYclops: Yes oh FAB-ulous one? One that is CERTAINLY NOT gay??
PWNSTAR: WHY?!!
CYclops: I do not know what you are talking about oh fearless one.
PWNSTAR: VICTOR!!
CYclops: HEY! No need to name call DICK!
TehHulk: HAHA! Your name is DICK??? Man your folks must of hated you!
MustardQueen: What is this dick?
HelpMePlease: It's another name for penis as is 'One-eyed Monster', Squiggly-Scooch and others...
MustardQueen: Ah.. I see...
PWNSTAR: I wouldn't be talking about names GARFIELD!
TehHulk: -GASP- You..take that..back!!
HelpMePlease: Named after an orange cat... how interesting..
TehHulk: Well...your name is...um...
PWNSTAR: What IS your name Raven?
CYclops: Yeah?
MustardQueen: I wish to be informed.
HelpMePlease: Raven
TehHulk: Your name can't be Raven..Raven..
CYclops: How original!
HelpMePlease: anyway..
MustardQueen: What is.. Viagra?
TehHulk: Ooooh Roooobiiin!!
PWNSTAR: It enhances..things..
MustardQueen: Oh! Like what?
HelpMePlease: The family jewels..
MustardQueen: Ah! Robin, do you use it?
TehHulk: Haha!
CYclops: Of course!
PWNSTAR: And you would know this how Cyborg?
CYclops: Oh no.. You're not boxing ME in!
HelpMePlease: Well..according to this chat...all the guys are gay...
A/N: This was just for fun! I had this idea and I just wanted to get it out there. Regular chapters will be back in Chap. 7.
Also, I was on the P.C. Sunday and reviews came into my mailbox one at a time with like 4 mins. in between. Hah! I guess everyone had to let chapter 5 sink in a bit!
Your turn once again!
Lights, Camera ACTION!
Sound Clip: "Are you getting anything!!??" "Wait..wait..Robin's butt is in the way.. wait..now it's his–Oh my GOD! Here Cy!" Beast Boy thrust the video camera to Cy, "You tape it!"
Or...
Rock-a-bye Baby...
Sound Clip: "Now what I'm about to show you guys may frighten and disturb you but-" Robin cut in, "Raven, is Beast Boy hiding under your cloak again?"
Pwease R&R! I don't want to send Robin to your houses wearing only a thong, but if that's what I have to do then I will!