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Putting The 'I-N' Into Insanity

Chapter 10: "What the F—" Moments with Cy

A feather duster fluttered throughout the china bowls and chrome statues... Wait... Wrong story! I am so sorry for that... Ahem.. A feather duster swooped over old pizza boxes, and video game controls. A little hum hummed throughout the den, filling it with maverick tendency.

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy, oh yeahhhh..."

Cyborg twittered and fluttered throughout the den, dusting and prepping it up with life. The other Titans sat on the couch ((save Robin who was still on the slab)) steaming with annoyance. Raven spoke what everyone was thinking.

"Cyborg...Please stop cleaning and humming that disturbing song or I'll shove that duster down your throat.."

Beast Boy shushed him while watching a Spanish soap intently, "Yeah Cy...You're interrupting a very important part of the story arc!"

"And what might that be?" Cyborg asked absentmindedly while dusting off a soda can.

Beast Boy slung an arm around the sofa and gestured toward the very colorful scene, "Can't you see! Naomi is confessing her love for the janitor and they decided to name the baby Butafuco ((pronounced as buta-foo-coe))! Now to celebrate their love, they're having sex on a bucket and slapping each other with a mop!"

Cyborg continued dusting Raven's head, "Mmmm.."

Raven reached up to the duster and without even looking, shoved it down Cy's throat.

During the mist of all of this, Robin suddenly held a blank face. Something had just clicked together! He reached his hand down toward one of the straps on his middle and felt it. With sheer confidence, he ripped it off. Robin let out an audible gasp.

Velcro all along...

He steadily undid the others and quietly walked toward the front of the TV and stood there facing his comrades.

Raven pulled out the wet, slobber filled duster from Cy's mouth, Starfire perked up in her seat and Beast Boy began to fume from not seeing the picture on the screen.

"Ahem.. I would like to inform you all that I have been a bit out of it for the last three days. I'd like you all to know that I am fine now and I–"

"ROBIN! MOVE YOUR SCRAWNY ASS OUT OF THE WAY! I CAN'T SEE NAOMI BUTTER THE JANITOR'S STOMACH!"

Starfire put a hand over BB's mouth, "Shh. Robin is to announce that he has changed his ways and will now be back to normal!"

Raven crossed her arms, bored by the situation, "I don't think so...Watch..."

Robin began again, "I'd like you all to know that I am fine now and I will not be having any more break downs.."

Raven played along with Robin's little game, "Okay Robin. Then, if you are truly back to your old self, what color is Starfire's room?"

Everyone sent weird, confused glances at Raven. She only nodded toward Robin.

Robin thought for a bit and then slowly a smile spread on his face, "...Pink...It was pink..."

Raven counted quietly under her breath and the other Titans waited silently for the explosion, "Three...Two...One..."

Robin got an insane look on his face hand hurled himself at the TV, seeing little dots from being up so close, "PINKKKKKKK!"

And, to the Titans dismay, he began to lick the television—right where the janitor's ass was...

Raven sighed and stood up from her spot on the couch, "And so...that wraps it up on Ripley's Believe It Or Not... Come on guys, we'll watch the rest of it in Cy's room..."

Everyone got up and walked out of the room, Starfire pushing the now drooling Robin all the way there. Cyborg stayed in the den and sighed a relief.

"I can finally wear it!"

With no one watching, Cyborg pulled out an article of clothing from behind the kitchen counter.

Tying it around him, he revealed his creation to the empty room.

Tied around Cyborg, proudly hanging from his neck was...

Robin's pink apron...

Cyborg began to whistle and bustle throughout the room, cleaning every spot of it. He pulled out Windex from the cleaner products cabinet ((yes they actually have one)) and began to scrub the carpet with it.

After a few swooshes of the sponge, a warning label on the bottle caught his eye..

WARNING: this product is not to be used on nylon, wood flooring, animals or carpeting. It will cause eye irritation, breathing problems if inhaled and will discolor carpeting if sprayed and scrubbed on.

Cyborg looked to the carpet which was fading to a whitewashed pink..

"HOLY CRAP!" He ran to the sink and scrubbed his eyes out with Dial soap..

"Stupid eye irritation...Stupid burning sensation..."

A loud knock echoed throughout the room.

With a wet washcloth rubbing his eye, Cyborg traveled toward the front door and opened it.

A salesman with a blue business suit and a brown briefcase stood shocked at the door. Seeing Cy rubbing his eye with a washcloth and in a pink apron, he uttered quietly, "Um..Did I come at a bad time?"

Cyborg shook his head, "No...Um..I was uh..um...Exactly why did you come here?"

The salesman regained composure and delivered his speech.

"I've heard all about your wacky adventures here in the Tower and I'd like to–"

Cyborg held out a hand, cutting the man off, "Say what? How do you know about our 'wacky adventures'?"

The salesman answered like it was the most stupidest question ever, "I got a heads-up from a big, red demon who balances my checkbook that you dared Raven to wear a thong and watched her undress... I checked out that video online, I believe it was called 'Innocence A-Go-Go Baby!'. And I have been to Fan Fiction and heard an...interesting story about you all."

Cyborg stared at the man with wide eyes ((eye?)).

The salesman dismissed the explanation, "Anyway, I know you've had these adventures and I was hoping to convince you to make a reality show. You have all the elements here my boy. Seduction, teens in a bachelor pad without supervision, beautiful woman, handsome men, a girl with a demon for a father, an alien, a robot, an obsessed- now- insane leader, a green person and a video camera!"

Cyborg took all of this in and asked a very important question, "Will I get, like, paid?"

The salesman looked taken aback for a second then gained composure, "Of course! Imagine it.. Your very own island...a big tower with the latest technology..."

Cyborg shrugged, "I already have all of that stuff but what the hell! I'll do it!"

The salesman grinned a disturbing smile, "Excellent..."

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"Is it on?"

"Uh...does the blinking red light mean it is?"

"Yeah..."

"Then yeah, it's on!"

"Ok.."

A camera began to record the events in the room.

Cyborg was sitting in a black, leather recliner in a snazzy blue suit, " Hello fellow viewers. I'll just get straight to the point.. We all know that we, the Teen Titans, have such interesting adventures. So, here's a show where we can actually get paid to do stuff that we regularly do. And– STARFIRE! STOP! DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON!"

Cyborg ran out of the room to the kitchen where an explosion occurred. He returned a few seconds later, covered in cake batter, "Anyway..."

He sat down on the recliner again, not minding that cake batter began to get slathered onto it.

"I'd like to show you all what really makes the Titans' household tic. So, let's get started shall we?"

Cyborg stood from his place and walked down the hall, the camera following behind him. Robin's door came into view.

"Now, this is a very sensitive and uncontrolled area. We must be quiet and cautious.." Cyborg put on a safari hat and grabbed a pink bear from a secret compartment and handed over to the person behind the camera.

"A teddy bear? What's this supposed to do?"

Cyborg laughed haughtily, "Ah Beast Boy, I thought you had the lore of making "movie magic". "

A huff was heard behind the lens, "To let you know, I got 50 bucks for that sex tape and you only got 48!"

Cyborg cast a stricken look, "Hey! You stole that extra 2 bucks from Raven's piggy bank!"

A silence filled the room, "...Is... Raven behind me?"

Cyborg cast one more glare and returned to the camera lens, smiling, "Ahem... Anyway my dear friends, if you must know, Robin has been feeling a bit...different lately. We all know from newspapers to sex tapes that he loves the color pink. If it starts to get messy in there, my trusty camera man will throw the bear at him and we'll make a run for it.."

Cyborg put his hand on the door, "Ready trusty camera man?" Another huff was admitted behind the camera.

Cyborg rolled his eyes and sighed, "My trusty camera man who gets 10 of the deal..."

"Why yes Cyborg, I am. Let us venture into the unknown world of Insaneous Robincus."

Cyborg finally opened the door to reveal a disturbing site. Robin was huddled in the far corner of his room, nibbling on some object. Cyborg gestured toward Beast Boy to come forward but quietly. Tippy-toe steps pressed gently against the light beige carpeting.

Just when they were at a safe distance, Cyborg whispered to the camera, "That my friends is the once sane, brave leader Robin.. What he appears to be nibbling on is a...," Cyborg squinted toward the insane one, "Is an...applesauce lid..cover..thing..."

Beast boy began to get shaky, nervous about what their leader might do, "Cy..? What-what are you doing?"

"I'm just getting a closer look.. Get over here camera man.."

Beast boy held the camera with one hand and bit his fingernails on the other, "What if it, like...bites me?"

Cyborg turned his back away from Robin... What a stupid thing to do... He shall regret it..

"Beast boy, it's Robin. He knows us and would never harm us in any way. Sure he's getting a bit...testy lately but hey, it will make good television!"

Unbeknownst to Cyborg, Robin had turned slowly around from his corner, a long trail of drool hanging from his foaming mouth.

Beast Boy noticed this and tried to clue in Cy, " Um...Cy? Cyborg? Don't...just...don't move okay?"

Cyborg, being a haughty idiot, began to lecture BB, "Beast boy, Beast boy...You have to learn to trust me.."

Robin began to stand up, even though he still hunched a bit.

"That I am responsible and nothing will ever happen when you're with me."

Robin began to take slow, thought-out steps toward the oblivious half robot. Beast Boy tried to stay clam, "Cyborg...please..I know you're superior and everything but shouldn't you be watching Robin? Cause he's like...growling now..."

Cyborg laughed, "Ha! Ol' Robbie here would never think to maul me," Cyborg started to turn around.

"Right Rob- Oh my God..."

Robin clenched his fists and grinded his teeth, not a great sign if you ask me...

Cyborg began to back up along with BB who was still rolling.. "Beast Boy...turn off the camera...Beast boy? I said turn it off!"

BB smiled, even though he was in a serious and dangerous situation, "And miss you getting pounded by a 5 foot maniac? No way!"

Cyborg began to sweat profusely, "Then just throw the bear at him...ya know...like we talked about?"

Beast Boy took his eyes off the other two and began to search his pockets, "I know I have it here somewhere..."

Cy and BB finally got backed up to the door, Robin standing 4 feet away.

"Tell me you did not leave our get away tool outside the room...Please tell me you're not that big of an ass..."

Beast Boy began to pale, "We can still make it out of here, we're right at the door!"

During the mist of all this, the camera–the infamous camera– was still rolling.

Robin stepped once more, building the tension of when these two imbeciles would get torn apart.

Right when he was about to strike, BB bent down and exclaimed, "Here's the bear!"

"YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Cyborg began to pound on the door, too scared to actually use the door knob, "Throw it! THROW IT NOW DAMMIT!"

Beast Boy tossed the bear into Robin's face and reached for the knob.

"Uh-oh.."

Cy began to panic, "What do you mean uh-oh?"

Beast Boy began to pull on the knob, "It's stuck!"

Cyborg stepped back, "It won't be for long!"

A blast of sonic energy exploded onto the door, ripping and tearing and bashing it open. The two ran outside and down the hall, into a linen closet. Robin would never find them there! ...

Cyborg panted along with BB, "Well...folks...what you have just witnessed was a rare predator-prey relationship with Insaneous Robincus and me and my trusty camera man."

BB huffed again.

"Who gets 10 of the deal."

Beast Boy sighed and banged his head on the wall in the closet, "So...what's the name of this show?"

Cyborg thought a moment, "I got it! Ladies and gentleman! Welcome to 'What the F—' Moments with Cy!"

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"So, did you get some raw footage Mr., ah what was it? Mr. Balls?"

Cyborg handed over a sleek, black tape with a label that said, "WHAT THE F—?"

"Yes I did sir. Oh, and it's Bonds, Mr. Gimmeabeer."

Mr. Gimmeabeer reached out for the tape and examined it, "Well, you've done your part. Here's your pay."

Cyborg panted like a happy dog as Mr. Gimmeabeer handed him 2,000 dollars. IN CASH.

Mr. G made his way toward the door, "You'll be getting the reviews and hits of your show Mr. Balls. Have a nice day."

Cyborg called after Mr. Gimmeabeer, "You too sir! ... AND IT'S BONDS!"

Beast Boy whistled over to Cyborg and put out his hand, "I'm waiting.."

Cyborg grinned, counting his cash, "Yeah, like I really was going to give you 10..."

BB exploded, "HEY! I almost got mauled by Robin, stabbed by Raven and dressed up in Raggedy Ann clothes by Star! I think I deserve 10!"

Cyborg walked away from the smoking string bean, " Whatever man... I'm keeping all of my moolah.."

BB sighed half-heartedly, "I didn't want to show you this but..."

He handed Cyborg a photograph.

"EEP! Um...I uh..."

The changeling smiled.

Cyborg said in a low voice, "10 it is.."

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"It's show time everyone!"

Everybody gathered 'round the couch with popcorn and treats. Excitement flowed throughout the room as the viewing of 'What the F—" Moments with Cy' was airing for the first time.

Starfire could hardly stay in her seat, " I am so excited that a show about our lives will be aired on the Tele! It will teach everyone about our daily routines and clear up all rumors!"

Raven piped up dryly, "And it explains why Cy and BB were giggling in the closet.. I gotta say, I'm relieved..."

"Shhhh everyone! It's on!"

Cyborg entered the den of Titans Tower all snazzy-ed up in a blue suit, waving to everyone. He sat down in a recliner and began his tales.

"Hello everyone and welcome to "What the F–! Moments with Cy. Wacky adventures are the main theme here in the Titan household. Everyone here has to admit that we do have some weird experiences. Take this clip for example.."

A scene came into focus. It was Raven's room.

"Ah Raven's room," Cyborg walked out of one of her closets like the guy on The Twilight Zone, "A place where nightmares come alive and dreams are shattered. This is the first impression you have when you enter this dark chamber. But, what everyone doesn't realize that every dark tunnel has a light at the end."

BB elbowed Raven in the ribs, "Haha! I made that line up!"

Cyborg walked over to Raven's bathroom, "Let's see how gothy Raven really is.."

Cyborg opened the door.

"HI RAVIE! AHH!"

Raven stood there in her mirror, applying a pumpkin mask on her face. Hilary Duff's voice echoed in the background singing " I wanna scream" .

A voice came from behind the camera, "Holy crap.."

Raven became mobilized once more and her eyes shown red, "YOU BASTARD'S! WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!"

Cyborg began to run, the camera following behind him, "Hard to believe, huh folks? Our very Raven is a beauty prep!"

Raven enveloped the two in a black bubble and set them on two chair and wrapped them up, "We'll see whose gonna look like a beauty prep..."

She entered her bathroom and returned with rouge, eye-liner, lipstick and mascara. Raven kneeled before BB and began to apply rouge on his green complexion, "Oh Raven. I never knew you wanted to get so close to me.. Guess you just can't keep your hands off my raw, manly body.."

Raven smacked him and started to smear lipstick on Cyborg's lips. In desperation he uttered, "BB...turn the camera off..."

Beast Boy tapped the off switch on the camera with his foot and the screen reduced to a static mess.

Robin turned to the two from his slab, "That's why you twolooked like girls... I thought you were trying something new...

Cyborg put a hand to his head and leaned back into the couch.

The screen popped up with life in a new surrounding. Teddy bears, unicorns and pink walls cornered the boys.

"Starfire's room, ladies and gentlemen. A lovely, happy and innocent place– at first...but is it really that innocent? Let us venture to the alien princess' closet shall we?"

Cyborg walked over to it and opened the closet door. He banged and knocked over stuff until he exclaimed, "VOILA!"

BB burst with excitement, "Whatcha find?"

Cyborg stood up with is hands behind his back, " Viewers are advised to cover their little ones' eyes...for this site will be naughty and disturbing.."

Cy showed a huge poster of Robin in the 60's . Spandex with short-shorts galore my friends! Robin's sleek hair slept over his mask, hands on his hips and arms with short sleeves stood out from the poster. His broad legs popped out with muscles, thighs being revealed from the short-shorts.

Beast Boy hollered, "OH MY F- GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS STAR DOING WITH A POSTER OF A GAY ROBIN FROM THE 60'S?"

Cyborg rolled the poster back up, "I am sorry you all had to see that disturbing image. Your young ones can open their eyes now."

Starfire put her hands on her mouth in shock, "X'hal! You have found my naughty poster! How did you know of this information?"

Cyborg turned to spasmodic Starfire, "Well, while I was trying to think up some juicy stuff for my show, I thought about how Robin looked in the comics in the 60's and–"

Raven interrupted, "You were imagining Robin like that?"

Cyborg shook his head vigorously, "NO, NO! I saw one of the comics online and I thought to myself, 'Wouldn't someone in the Tower own one of the comics from the 60's?' After all, who wouldn't want to read our adventures prior to when we were born?"

Everyone seemed to agree.

"So, I thought about how Star is so innocent and sweet. Wouldn't she be a likely culprit to own something that naughty? I mean, she would think that no one would expect her of having one so she was safe in keeping it."

Cyborg folded his arms proudly.

Beast Boy piped up, "Also, we already saw it when we taped you guys that night..."

The screen flickered to a dark, cold place with clock gears and works.

"Our last destination... Slade's lair.. A frightful villain on the outside, but what about on the inside? Is he just misunderstood? Just lonely from a bad childhood or some other crap like that? Well, from document research, we have found out something about Mr. Deathstroke that no one ever knew before. LIGHTS!"

Lights flushed the room with a dull yellow. Cyborg gestured toward a door, "Let us see the real Slade. The one that has been too shy to come out for all these years..."

The door opened to reveal a slightly disturbing and surprising site..

"Would you like more tea Mr. Stuffykins? How about you Mrs. PookeyPoo?"

Cyborg turned to the camera, "There you have it ladies and gentlemen. After a hard days work of trying to take over the world, Slade enjoys a nice cup of tea with his furry friends. That is all for today. See you next time on WHAT THE F— MOMENTS WITH CY!"

The TV screen reduced to a commercial about boil cream.

Everyone in the room, save BB and Cy, wore shocked expressions on their faces. Who can blame them really?

Robin, breaking the silence shouted out in victory...

"I KNEW IT!"

A/N: Sorry for not updating quickly. I have such a bad cold. I'm coughing and wearing my bunny slippers and my Pj's as we speak. I will get better though... DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME-silence- Well, anyway..

Time to pick the next chapter, even though I know which one will win this time for sure... Oh, and before I give the options, this is the last chapter that will have Robin insane. I have run out of ammo on that joke... ok! The chapters!

Into The Depths of Lingerie
Sound Clip:"Oh! Raven how about this?" Beast boy held up a teddy for Raven to view. Raven sweat-dropped but replied dryly, "Beast boy..that's lingerie... We're going to a banquet...What is wrong with this scenario?" BB cocked his head to one side, "Lingerie?" Cy elbowed Raven in the ribs, "Good luck with that..."

Eerbody In Da Club Gettin' Tipsy (BB/Rae action for the first time)
Sound Clip: "Raven...How many drinks have you had..?" Raven laughed drunk-ly , alcohol filling BB's nose, "Ahaha! Only 15 Pina Coladas! That's nothing!" BB wrinkled his nose from the smell of her breath, "Really..." Raven suddenly had a serious look on her face, "Did I ever tell you that you have the most beautiful eyes..?" BB suddenly had a warm feeling rush over him, "No.. Did anyone ever tell you?" Raven shook her head. BB grabbed her slender hand, "Then, you have the most beautiful eyes.."

-smiles with glee- I absolutely know which one you guys'll want! Heehee.. Well, see you in the next chapter!

Please ar en ar. :)

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