Seijitsu Mangetsu

Chapter 3:

'Situational Irony'

By Tokyly

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or any other characters, but I wish I did.

Yay! A new chapter!

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This was a perplexing situation for Shippo.

Ever since that night two days ago, Shippo had been in very awkward situations, mainly do to the simple fact that him and Rin where in almost all of each others classes, and sat close or next to each other in most of them as well.

If he caught himself slightly even gazing over in her direction, he would rip his mind back into reality and look away very quickly.

It had also seemed like Rin was trying not to come into contact with Shippo. However she used more tactic ways, such as getting out of the classroom whenever she could, or breaking her pencil 'Accidentally', when she found that she had unknowingly been caught staring at him.

Now, Shippo sat chewing on his eraser, his eyes half closed, staring ahead at the blackboard. Sure Astronomy had seemed like an interesting class from the description, but once you where in it, it was almost like the exact opposite. No cool pictures or telescopes, just equations, charting, the other seventy-five percent boring stuff that no one really knew about.

Koga was the only one out of their group that was in this class too. Miroku and Inuyasha where in P.E., the lucky bastards. If you wanted to even try to get a transfer into that class, you had to either have good family/school relations, or be doing the secretary. The first, Shippo hadn't had, and the second, Shippo would do when he burned in Hell.

Shippo wrote down some more notes. Regardless of Koga being in this class, he was absent today, so Shippo had to take notes for him, well not that it was any different than every other day, Koga had some knowledge of Astronomy, but he was a horrible note taker. The strangest part of it was that Shippo was so bored he was thinking of all this.

Abruptly, Shippo was thrown out of his train of thought, as the bell rang too loudly for Shippo's head. It echoed a bit before he gathered his things and finally got up to leave for his next class.

But not before a little amusement.

It was just the usual everyday thing. Shippo went to his locker, Miroku and Inuyasha where already there, and as Shippo started with his combination, Miroku swayed across the hall, which was only slightly noted, until the loud common noises where heard from the opposite side of the wall.

A Swing. A Connection. A Thud.

Yeah everyday occurrences.

That is until Inuyasha had to pop-up with his egotistic mouth.

"Oh come off it Sango, we all now you like it!" Inuyasha yelled, as she was a good fifteen feet down the hallway.

It may sound unrealistic, but the entire hallway went cold, and even the people who weren't paying attention to the scene looked over, the tension of the room dragging their attention with or without their consent.

Sango's head twisted to an almost inhuman length sideways, a very dark, pissed off look in her eyes.

In one fluid motion she had turned around and had approached Inuyasha at about 10 feet a second. She got there in no time flat, thoroughly scaring the shit out of Inuyasha

"Inuyasha you idiot" Shippo said under his breath.

"Yeah, now she'll beat me before I do anything for at least a week" Shippo heard from the ground, realizing Miroku was still down there, but had crawled out of harms way and was now looking up with a sad expression on his face.

The next few events proceeding where almost in one motion, and would have probably given any other guy a concussion.

Sango grabbed Inuyasha by the left shoulder, lifted him up and slammed him into the wall behind her, then threw him into the lockers to her right, letting him slide down onto the floor.

Before he could get up she was already on him, and had kicked him into the air, with the added help of her fist, and then grabbed him by the right ankle and threw him into the nearest open locker, then slamming it shut on him.

"I am NOT in the mood today Inuyasha!" She yelled, stomping down the hallway and scaring anyone he had seen the massacre. Most of which slammed themselves into the walls, until she finally reached the door and let it swing shut hard behind her.

Miroku himself had crawled inside Shippo's locker and shut himself in, incase Sango had any un-relented rage left within her.

Apparently the guy who owned the locker Sango had thrown Inuyasha into was done with his books and had just walked away when it was safest to.

Shippo turned around and undid his locker. He opened the door of the locker and Miroku fell out.

"She gone?" he asked nervously

"No, she's behind you" Shippo said, while Miroku swung around straight into another locker, "There's a wall there lecher" Came a muffled voice.

A thud was heard from the locker on the other side of the wall. A rather loud thud too.

All attention turned back to the scene, as the locker door suddenly flew off its hinges and onto the floor.

"Damn troll," Inuyasha growled, throwing the door back into the locker itself.

"Well that's great and all, but if we don't hurry – " Shippo said, getting cut off by the bell.

"Ah well, Advanced History isn't exactly my most favorite class of the day" Shippo sighed. Yet another class where he sat right next to Rin.

A slight silence earned Shippo the attention of the two.

"Shippo, is something the matter, you've been acting strange lately" Miroku asked as they walked away from the broken hallway scene.

"Eh, well I know why Sango's acting that way, but it's not something I'd want to talk about right now" Shippo replied, entering the classroom and taking his seat.

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Kagome entered Algebra two without a clue of the events that had occurred when she was halfway across the school.

She sat down next to Sango, and was about to make conversation, when she noticed Sango fuming from something. She was REALLY fuming, as if that was even physically possible.

"Sango, what did I miss?" Kagome sarcastically asked. She knew she had probably missed something worth a laugh or two.

Sango then recounted the events from earlier, as in 5 minutes ago, and Kagome drank it all in, enjoying every second of it. Then she heard that Sango had thrown Inu into a locker, and she had to bite her tongue to stop herself from laughing. Sure, it might not have been that funny in reality, but Kagome had a very vivid imagination, the kind of imagination that sometimes dements reality from fiction.

Kagome then fell very silent and more serious.

"So how has Rin been doing so far? Has she gotten any better?" Kagome sighed. Rin had been very quiet and far off lately.

Sango matched Kagome's sigh with an even bigger one, with the shaking of her head.

"She's so heart-broken, I can't bring myself to ask her about it either" Sango explained," I'm afraid she'll start crying again.

"Oh I see" Kagome closed her eyes and thought about the situation.

"Having Shippo in almost all her classes can't be helping her either" Kagome added.

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Shippo sat uncomfortably in his seat. The table he was sitting at usually had four people seated at it, but two of them where gone, leaving the awkward situation on Shippo and Rin sitting next to each other, conveniently looking out the window.

"He just looked at me!" Rin thought.

"Crap, she just caught me looking at her!" Shippo mentally tortured himself.

Shippo grabbed his pencil and started tapping rather loudly to have something else to do, until it inadvertently slipped and bounced across the table, just as the teacher assigned a new worksheet, and it just so happened that was Shippo's only pencil. Crazy luck isn't it?

"Shit!"

Shippo reached for it, but Rin had at the same time, so Rin backed off, which cause Shippo to flinch, and Rin went for the pencil again, but so did Shippo.

This kept going on until the teacher walked by and handed Shippo his pencil, commenting on how immature her students where these days, and leaving a blushing Shippo and Rin behind her.

"That was either really weird, or just the strangest form of flirting I've ever been involved with" Rin thought advertantly.

Shippo just buried himself in his arms on the table, his face a very deep crimson red.

One of the more interesting classes he'd had all day, and all because of one pencil.

"Maybe it's lucky . . .?"

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Ayame stared at Inuyasha as he came into Algebra II. He was covered in dust it seemed, probably from the ground, which covered most of his back, which he was probably unaware of, and looked like he had a rather large bump on his head.

He had obviously been in dumb-ass mode for the last half hour or so.

Sango stood up, acting as though she really needed to sharpen her pencil, and slid by Inuyasha, smacking his head with her elbow.

"Oh, Gomen Inu, good thing your thick headed" Ayame giggled, hurrying over to the sharpener.

She loved beating a guy while he was down!

Inuyasha cursed a bit, getting him a demerit from the teacher, who happened to be walking by at the moment, to Inuyasha's dismay.

So the rest of the day went on with nothing worth noting, sure a few more injuries to Inu, but do we have to describe all of them?

Inuyasha took the bus home that day; Kouga usually drove them all to his house or one of the others. Not today.

The annoying freshmen piled on to the bus, loud as always when he rode the bus, when Inuyasha noticed a group moving out of the corner of his right eye. Of course it was Kagome's group. Inuyasha stared at her a good while before ripping himself out of his trance, he didn't like her . . . . .. But she did have a nice ass . . .

"Damn that lecher is rubbing off on me, I might give him a beating the next time I see him too!"

The bus began to move, and Inu sat quietly the whole ride. The thought of the trip was capturing with thoughts right now. It stared on Monday, only 2 days ahead, Saturday and Sunday. Just two free days before All Hell might break loose.

He then became aware that someone was trying to talk to him.

"Inuyasha" the voice came from behind him.

It happened to be Hojo Haruko.

"What is it?" Inuyasha growled, his train of thought had been too easily interrupted.

"Who's the girl sitting in front of you?"

Inuyasha looked forward, "Kikyo Aynami" he replied.

"Inuyasha paid no more mind to him though, Kikyo had turned around at her name and Inuyasha said nothing more, but stared out the window the rest of the ride home.

He hated those cold, heartless eyes.

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