IsaacGSO- Happy first review ever! Really? Wow, I'm gonna call that number! Continuing!

The-InFamous-Bounty-Hunter - Hmm..drunk Raven more often? I like! She'll probably get drunk three times including the previous chapter. Thank you! I'll be sure to be at the defendant's chair at 'Disturbing the peace of Pink Floyd' trial. Thank you!

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Raven of the night 676- Heehee thank you. Once again OOC, but Raven was drunk so...she has an excuse...I guess. I'm glad you like my own personal BB/Rae! I'm not really sure where you're going with the " you should have their little one night thingy, come back and bite raven. give her a little surprise. if you know where I am going. same with star... I don't like star, she should suffer too. XD" Please explain and I will think about it ;)

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Raidersrule76- Yes, I think it really would kill the mood... With the way Starfire was grinding, she would almost get arrested. HAM! Yay! The 76 is back!

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Emmery- Thankies!Yeah, kinda similar.. I really couldn't think of any other alcoholic beverages so I just used that one. They're very good by the way -wink- Oh, your welcome. My impressions of a sexy Robin have been demolished as I have used insane-gayness in this story :D

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To let you all know, this BB/Rae thing isn't a one night thing ((how would it be after what had happened?)) and if you don't like the pairing, I'd suggest you leave because I don't want flames saying they don't like the couple and that it could never happen. I only take constructive criticism, thank you.

Now that we got THAT out of the way, it is time for the next chapter! Lingerie for us all!

Putting The 'I-N' Into Insanity

Chapter 12: Into The Depths of Lingerie

"I always knew that you and Raven would...get drunk and be in danger of having a baby out of wedlock..."

Beast Boy looked up from spreading jam on his toast, " Seriously Cy, it was amazing... I never knew that Raven could be so loving...so tender..so-"

Robin interrupted, "-going to kill you."

Beast Boy gave him a questioning look, "Huh? Why would she want to kill me?"

Robin got up to get some more eggs, "Well, besides telling me, Cy and Star about your 'wonderful journey', you took advantage of her while she was drunk."

Beast Boy drew lazy circles on the kitchen tabletop, "She came on to me..."

Cy poked in, "But you didn't say no."

Beast Boy turned to Cy angrily, "I did say no! But then she, like, cornered me... She was saying all the right things and doing all the right moves..."

Cyborg smirked, "What'd she do? Tell you that you looked like the Hulk and tickled you on your stomach?"

Robin stepped in once more, "Besides, she was drunk! You just can't make love with a drunken lady!"

Cyborg raised a brow at Robin, "Make love? What are you? A girl?"

Robin turned angrily to Cy, "Oh, saying 'make love' is girlish but having a copy of the 'Titanic' soundtrack isn't?"

Cyborg began to get misty, "Hey! Those two only had each other! She'll never let go Robin! She'll never let go!"

Cy ran out of the kitchen to get some tissues, leaving the leader and the comic relief boy together. Robin sat down on the booth with his eggs across from BB. He cut the yellow yolk from the white stuff and took a bite and chewed thoughtfully. After two loooooong minutes of silence, Beast Boy slammed his hands down on the table.

"Okay, you gotta say something!"

Robin swallowed, "Well, Raven was drunk, right? So, you don't really know if she meant all that she said and did last night. I think you need to talk to Raven and work this out, you know? Compromising and talking are two strong and important points in a relationship."

Beast Boy burst out with laughter. Robin took the liberty of throwing some bits of white egg stuff at the green changeling's head. BB's laughter subsided a bit to let out an explanation.

"Sorry, dude. It's just after the gay-insane-commando thing, it's hard to take you seriously!"

Instead of blowing up on the green bean and getting mad and that crap, the Boy Wonder just picked up his OJ glass and sighed, "Man, that gay insane thing really screwed me over didn't it?"

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Raven woke up to the sun rays hitting against her closed eyelids, causing a painful sensation. She propped herself on an elbow and put a hand to her oozing head. The previous night was such a blur..she couldn't remember one thing that had happened.

"Gah...I feel like I got hit by a truck..."

Raven then remembered that the Titans had went to the Mamba and there WAS alcohol there..

"That may be a distinct possibility.."

As she tried to sit up, her head felt unattached to her body, still going in the direction of which she sat up, her body in one place. Raven tried to keep her eyelids open, but between the sun and her extreme tiredness, she plopped right back down on the bed again. This caused her head to weigh like 40,000 bricks...

Turning her head slightly to the side, Raven saw the alarm clock flashing 11:00. She sighed, knowing that Starfire would be up here any minute, nervously wringing her hands and questioning Raven's state.

On cue, Starfire knocked on Raven's door, "Raven? It is almost noon and you still have not come downstairs to consume breakfast with us. Is everything alright? May I please come in?"

"Yeah...sure..."

Starfire almost busted down the door, wringing her hands nervously and– yep, you guessed it– questioning her friend's state.

Raven patted a section of her covers, signaling Starfire to sit down.

"Oh, Raven. Are you feeling well?"

Raven sighed at the obvious first question, "No, my head feels like it's about to roll off and my stomach is all.. floopy..."

Starfire cocked her head to the side, "Well, I am assuming it would after the events last night.."

Raven rolled her heavy head to the side, "Argh, I was so irresponsible.."

Starfire seemed to talk more to herself than to Raven, "At certain positions on the couch, yes."

Raven began to talk to herself too, "I probably got bored at the club, drank a gallon of liquor and forced all of you guys home. I bet everyone was mad at me."

Starfire continued to be in thought, "Beast Boy didn't seem to be mad at all last night..."

Raven turned to Star, "Well, I got hammered so there's a good reason why Robin and Cy would get mad at me. Come on, Robin's like the gay control-freak dad, and Cy is like a big brother.. Of course they would get furious with me getting all high..."

Raven's eyes widened suddenly, "Starfire...what did I do last night?"

Starfire turned her attention to Raven, being a bit uncomfortable to explain the events taking place on the Titans couch last night, "Um...you were...most happy and...I ... Um.."

Starfire perked up her head towards Raven's door, "Oh my, is that the telephone? I shall get it!"

Star flew out of the room, leaving Raven with her questions.

Raven rolled her eyes. Knowing that she would have to get downstairs before the whole household came busting into her room like an episode of COPS, she tried sitting up again. Fluid came rushing up her throat, and Raven had to cover her mouth and swallow before her bed would be in jeopardy of a mess.

Raven turned her whole body around to place her feet on the floor. Hangover or no hangover, she needed to take a shower– badly. Forcing her body upward, Raven felt like Bambi trying to walk. She put both her hands on her walls to guide herself to the bathroom in her room. Once in, she kneeled in front of the toilet and disposed any alcohol left in her.

When pulling her hair back, Raven noticed something on the side of her neck. Raven put her hand to it. A small, bumpy mark elevated from her pale skin. From the feel of it, she could tell it was red.

Raven immediently went to her mirror and looked at her slender neck. A gasp was admitted through her small mouth.

"Oh...my God... A..hickey?"

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Raven felt utter shock pulse through her veins as she walked slowly down the hall to the kitchen. What the hell did she do last night to earn a hickey? Raven's heart sped up as a putrid thought entered her mind. 'Did I pole strip at the club?'

A shudder was admitted through the confused half breed. Pushing open the kitchen door, she was greeted with surprised looks by all of her roommates.

"Wow, you're up?"

Raven turned her glance to Robin, "Um...yeah. I thought I needed a shower."

Cyborg bit his lip, trying to keep from laughing. Robin made eye contact with Beast Boy, signaling him to have his talk with Raven. BB nodded and Robin gathered up the others to the den.

Beast Boy gestured to the booth and Raven took her seat, not liking that everyone knew something she didn't.

Beast Boy sighed, "I think we need to talk."

Raven raised a brow, "Hmm?"

Beast Boy nervously chuckled, "Um..heh.. What happened last night was amazing but it's just a one time thing, okay? I don't want us to get into anything complicated. Because you were really drunk, I don't even know if you meant anything last night."

Raven stared at the green man, "What?"

Beast Boy touched Raven's hand to reassure her, "I liked what happened, don't get me wrong. It's just, I don't want anyone to get hurt from drunken antics...you know?"

Raven raised both eyebrows, "Seriously, what?"

BB fidgeted a bit, "We're not what people would consider as the 'perfect couple'. And, I don't really think it could work out, but I do want it to. I just don't know if you want it to."

Raven nervously tucked a piece of hair behind her ear, "Um..I have no idea what you're talking about Beast Boy.."

Beast Boy began to get a bit frustrated, "The sex."

Raven looked around the room, "What sex?"

Beast Boy furrowed his eyebrows, not knowing why Raven didn't remember, "Our sex."

Raven immediently stood from her spot, "We...we what?"

Beast boy stood also, getting angry, "We had SEX!"

Raven's eyes widened, "We had sex..."

Raven's eyes then narrowed and began to glow white, "WE had SEX?"

BB slammed his hands down on the table, "YES! YOU WERE ALL DRUNK AND YOU CAME ON TO ME! WITH MY LACK OF SMARTS, I GAVE YOU WHAT YOU WANTED!"

Raven gasped, the information sinking in. It kind of made sense. The hickey, the hangover, the poorly unhooked bra strap, the imprints on the couch...

Raven put a hand to her head, feeling lightheaded. She slowly sank into the booth, not knowing how this possibly could happen.

"What...where..when..," Raven looked to BB incredulously, "How?"

Beast Boy finally let his exclamation sink in.. He had sexual intercourse with Raven... Oh my God... What the hell was he going to do?

BB sank into the booth also, not really believing what he said either.

Raven massaged her temples. This was so not right.

Cyborg poked his head into the room, wanting to see if the two were done. Seeing that BB and Rae both looked like they had 20 tequilas, he considered it had went well.

"Come on in, y'all. The two lovebirds are done."

Star and Rob stepped into the kitchen. Robin waved a little envelope, "Well, now that the couch-sexapalooza is over with, we got an invitation to the city banquet!"

Raven stopped thinking about last night to turn to Robin with a groan, "Must we go? Those city officials and the mayor are such kiss ass'..."

Robin sighed, "I know, I know... But we aren't doing anything tonight and we all have dates so...why not?"

Beast Boy questioned the Boy Wonder, "We all have dates?"

Starfire nodded, "Yes. Robin and I, Cyborg and Melissa and...you and Raven..."

Raven exploded, "What! Just because we had sex, we're dates?"

Everyone stared silently. Raven scratched the back of her neck, "Yeah...guess I just answered my own question."

Starfire clasped her hands together excitedly, "We can go to the mall of shopping and pick out glorious outfits together!"

Cyborg held up the T-Car keys and jangled them, "Ready y'all?"

Everyone nodded and proceeded out the door. Raven stopped them though with one request, "As long as Starfire doesn't try and eat the Dill Pickle blowup guy again..."

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All the sights and sounds of the mall bustled busily. It was a Saturday after all, so people tended to shop for night club outfits. Starfire 'ooh'-ed and 'ah'-ed at the fabrics that every store had to offer. During this exciting trip, only one incident occurred. Going into Victoria's Secrets.

"Oh Robin, please? The soft and velvety fabrics abound!"

Robin was being dragged along into the store by Starfire, who was also dragging in everyone else. Every guy's dream was being fulfilled.. Going into a "Teddy Store". At least it was Cyborg and Beast Boy's perspective of it.

Melissa shrieked with glee when she saw the new line of perfume and grabbed Cy's hand and ran over to it. Starfire was being taught by Robin why not to try on bras in the middle of the store and Raven was being tortured by Beast Boy. Not in a physical way. Something much, much worse. He was picking out inappropriate items for Raven to wear to the banquet... Chaos guaranteed.

"You've got to wear this!"

Beast Boy shoved a red teddy into Raven's face. It was on the slutty side with lots of lace fringed on the bottom and a black interior. He picked out some black lacy stockings that went up to your thighs to go with it. Raven blew a stray piece of hair out of her view and shook her head.

"No way in hell."

Beast Boy thought for a moment and them smiled in recognition. In a second, no less, BB returned with another item of choice.

"Oh! Raven how about this?" Beast Boy held up yet another teddy for Raven to view. It was a satin, solid scarlet with white, fluffy cotton frayed on the top seams of the breasts. Clearly leftover from Christmas..

Raven sweat-dropped but replied dryly, "Beast Boy...that's lingerie... We're going to a banquet... What is wrong with this scenario?"

BB cocked his head to one side, "Lingerie?"

Cyborg came over to Raven and elbowed her, "Good luck with that..."

Raven rolled her eyes as Cy returned to Melissa, who wanted him to sample some Curious for her...

The devil's daughter put her hands on her hips, "Buy a Webster's Dictionary from Borders and look it up. I'm not wearing that. It's VERY inappropriate.."

Beast Boy gave her a lip but Raven only shook her head. She walked out of Victoria's Secrets and went across the way to Borders, muttering something about definitions and women's nightclothes.

Meanwhile, our two peach-faced lovebirds were having a little 'discussion'.

"Starfire," Robin put a hand to his aching head, "Starfire...You can NOT try on bras in the middle of the store..."

Starfire decked out her innocent stare, "But, I see others try on jackets and sweatshirts in the middle of a store... Why not this particular article of clothing?"

Robin answered quietly, " 'Cause... It's not polite to...take off your shirt..revealing...your feminine qualities. Not really a clothing store policy...the 'No Shirt, No Service' sign comes in to play with this...predicament.."

Starfire thought for a moment, then took the awaiting bra in her hand and put it on over her shirt. Robin almost died right in the middle of the store. Starfire twirled around in the air, landing right in front of Robin and twirled some more.

"Does it fit, Robin?"

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About an hour later, the Titans met up in the middle of the mall with their purchased items. Starfire had picked out a purple dress, similar to the one she wore when she went to the prom with Robin and...Kitten..

Cyborg had bought a bow tie. Yes... only a bow tie. He had learned from the Mamba that clothes gave him extra baggage and he couldn't maneuver quite well in bed with them. No, not sleeping folks.. Dig a lil' deeper...

Robin had gotten a traditional black tux with some shiny shoes. Starfire tried to buy him some leg warmer's but he wasn't so easily convinced...

Raven had bought a strapless red gown. Simple, little black swirls curved their way around her figure. She had also gotten some perfume ((if you call getting hog-tied by Melissa until she bought some, buying perfume)) and a red, ruby clip for her hair.

And then there was BB. He had purchased with his Visa a purple, snazz-erific suit. Light purple draped itself around his broad shoulders ((again...exaggerating)) and a dark purple bow tie fastened itself around his neck.

Oh, Melissa? Meh.. She ain't a Titan so who cares what she's wearing!

"Can we please go now?"

Starfire agreed with Raven out of the mountain of shopping bags, "Yes.. Realms of the Flesh will be coming onto the television in 14 minutes!"

Robin did a head count, though there was no reason.. Surely you could point out if a green, mechanical, orange-skinned or purple-haired person was missing...

As the Titans walked out of the shopping mall, Beast Boy elbowed Cy.

"Yo.. Cy.. I exchanged Raven's blue dress for something more special."

Cyborg raised a brow and whispered, "How'd you do that under her hawk eyes?"

Beast Boy made sure Raven wasn't looking their way and gave out his Confidential Info., "I bought the more 'special outfit' and slipped it into my bag. Then, with stealth and gracefulness, I took out the dress from Raven's bag and slipped in the 'special outfit'."

BB beamed with pride. Cy rolled his eye, "Ok James Bond... What's the outfit?"

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"A TEDDY?"

Raven's eyes glowed as red as Trigon's scaly skin. Her nostrils flared and a huge nerve throbbed on her temple. Starfire lifted up the teddy from the bag and took a good look at it.

It was the red, slutty one with the black interior and lace. Starfire looked to her hostile friend and a plan formed in her mind, "Perhaps you can still wear it.."

Raven grinded her teeth, losing patience, "Starfire! It's lingerie! How the HELL can I wear that to a BANQUET?"

Starfire explained her analogy, "You can tell the officials and fancy people that it is a new trend. They probably do not have knowledge of what is 'in' and 'out'. They will surely go along with your words without another doubt in their minds."

Raven sighed. She had to wear it. Everything else in her closet was her team outfit and the Titans had to leave for the shindig in 5 minutes–there was no time to go out and get something else.

Raven carefully took it out of Starfire's hands, fearing it would break upon touch and felt the straps thoroughly.

"Hopefully it can support more than an ounce..."

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"Good evening Titans! Welcome to the 25th Annual Ball "slash" Banquet! Please, make yourself comfortable and– Oh my... Um, Raven? Who are you wearing?"

The Mayor covered his eyes and looked away from Raven's lack of modesty. On her was the teddy, the red, ruby clip and her booties dyed red. After 10 minutes of Robin screaming at her and the others about their image, he had finally let her go to the banquet sporting Vic's Secrets...

Raven replied in her most dry and monotonist voice ever, "It's a new trend. All the rage. Don't you have one, sir?"

The Mayor regained his composure and whispered flustered, "Well, of COURSE I have one... Heh, heh... It's at the Dry Cleaner's!"

He let the Titans pass and the group went over to table 1. Robin went all leader mode on them and pulled out a long list.

"Listen up Titans... First, we mingle. We mingle some more for about 10 minutes. Then, we dance. And Cyborg? No break dancing and Star? No...grinding.. After dancing, we eat the finger foods handed out to us and have some wine. Raven? Don't you have any... We already have to burn that couch... Okay, wine and finger foods... Ah! Mingle some more... And we mingle until dinner is served to us, got it?"

All the Titans and Melissa stared at Robin. Cyborg then exclaimed, "Oh my God! Regis Filman is here!" He pulled out a 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?' T-shirt and pen and sprinted toward the gray-haired man. Melissa came trotting after him.

Beast Boy's eyes lit up, "SHRIMP TOAST!" And he ran on his little pegs to the buffet table.

Robin stood there silently with Raven and Starfire. He tore up his list and sighed, "Seven hours of calculating and interpreting down the drain.."

Robin then walked over to a worker from Wayne Inc. and mingled. He at least was going to stick to the list. Raven and Starfire eyed each other. Starfire gestured toward the dance floor and Raven nodded.

"So, Raven.. You are not upset with Beast Boy having sexual intercourse with you?"

Raven tried to move to the steady tempo without one of her breasts flying into the open air, "How can I? I was the one who initiated it..even when I was drunk.. It's not so bad... Maybe Beast Boy could make a good boyfriend..."

From the buffet table, a scream was heard, "Ah! Someone get this shrimp toast out of my nose!"

Raven looked back at Starfire, "I said could..."

Starfire twirled as a cymbal vibrated the air, "I think it is glorious that you and Beast Boy are becoming affectionate with each other. Everybody knew that it would happen some day."

Raven shrugged. It was kind of confusing.. Getting drunk and spending her first time with Beast Boy.. But no one ever said life was gonna make sense. For instance, how did BB get a shrimp toast up his nose?

Starfire continued to dance a bit when she spotted something, "Oh! Raven... Um... X.Y.B. ?"

Raven raised her eyebrows, confused. Wasn't it XYZ? Examine Your Zipper? Raven calculated why Starfire would have said XYB when Starfire's hands went to her breasts and lifted up the teddy's cups.

Raven stared incredulously at Starfire. Star blushed and replied in a whisper, "Examine your breast..."

Raven's eyes widened. She felt the straps daintily and said to Starfire, "Excuse me.. I'm gonna go by the buffet and fix my boobs..."

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"PLEASE! JUST ONE AUTOGRAPH PLEASE!"

Cyborg had himself fastened onto Regis Filman's leg and was being dragged around the floor.

Regis kept a stone face, "I told you a million times buddy, no autographs."

Cyborg let go of Regis' leg and blocked his way, holding up his TT badge, "But! But! I'm a Teen Titan! I've gotta have some special privileges or something!"

Regis sighed and rolled his eyes up to the ballroom ceiling, "Fine. If I let you have one autograph, will you stop stalking me?"

Cyborg nodded vigorously like a bobble head doll. Regis grabbed the pen from Cy's hand and scribbled a signature onto the shirt. He handed the pen and shirt back to the crazed fan and went on his way. Cyborg saw he was leaving so he grabbed Regis' hand and walked with him, like it was any normal day. Regis looked to Cyborg slowly. He eyed Cy with a glare that could kill.

"What...are...you doing."

Cyborg gave Regis a lip, "Let me have this dance!"

Regis tried to pull away from Cyborg but the cybernetic teen held a strong hold.

"Melissa! Give me the camera!"

Cyborg took the camera from Melissa and held it out in front of Regis and himself. Cy hugged the furious old man to his side and made a cheesy smile.

"Say: OMFGBBQKTHNX!"

The flash went off and Regis pulled away from Cyborg, "You're a freak!"

Cyborg stared at the photo just taken dreamily, "That I am sir, that I am..."

Cy turned to Melissa, "Did you just hear that! Regis Filman, thee Millionaire guy, just said I was a freak!"

Melissa laughed as she saw her boyfriend go completely goo-goo over this Filman guy. Cyborg sighed, very much contented, and fainted into Melissa's arms.

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Beast boy carefully wedged out the shrimp toast from his green nostril.

"Steady...steady now..."

"What in Heaven's name are you doing?"

BB turned to the black bird and laughed nervously, "Shrimp toast... Heh.. It's a hazard I tell ya!"

Raven shook her head and went over by the wine tasting table. Beast Boy ran up to her and clutched her arm, "Raven, I really think you should stay away from the alcohol.."

Raven grabbed half a glass of red wine and sniffed it, "Red wine is good for your heart Beast Boy. And I'm sure I won't get drunk again if I have one tiny glass."

Raven put the glass to her lips and Beast Boy dove onto her, making them both topple over and the glass shatter. The whole room was silenced. Raven shrieked in surprise as the wet, red substance slid into her teddy. Beast Boy looked up to the crowd of people and coughed.

"We're playing a game of Cops and Robbers."

Robin came over to the two and pulled them up. Veins popped out from his neck and his breath came out raggedly, "What did I say about our image tonight Raven? Beast Boy?"

The two glanced at each other. BB put his head down while Raven crossed her arms over her now wet chest and they both replied, "To not partake in any sexual activities, not even the game Twister and to not get drunk off our ass' and have another probation from another star."

Robin furrowed his brows and pointed angrily to the dinner table. Raven and Beast Boy complied and as they walked over, Raven whispered to the waiter, "You wouldn't happen to have a huge cotton swab, would you?"

Shortly after the two were seated, the other Titans joined them. Starfire chatted excitingly having founded a new joy. Corn on the cob. Cyborg had an ice pack on his head and dreamily told everyone about his run in with Regis. Robin lectured them all about their image and the others were silenced.

Up from the podium, the fat, stout and not to mention short mayor got up on a box and tapped his wine glass, signaling a speech to take place. Starfire watched the Titans and other people do this action also so she raised her knife and whacked the wine glass. It shattered, silencing any other people who were talking. Starfire smiled, thinking she had done what the mayor wanted.

The mayor looked wearily to Starfire and then back to the awaiting room of people. He cleared his throat and began to gesture wildly.

"As your mayor, Mayor Fukyoo, I want what any high leader wants for his people. For them to live happily and healthily..."

The mayor continued on with his loooooong speech. Finally, he gestured toward the Titans table, spilling a bit wine on them. Robin saw his cue and stood up.

"Hello everyone. I first want to say that we, the Titans, are honored to pursue our duties here in Jump City, California. It's not easy to have authorities protect a city without getting paid, but money is no issue with us..."

Robin continued on with his speech. As a last and final note, Robin declared, "And so, to sum up, I am not insane, I do not like pink and I am not, NOT gay. Thank you for your time." He sat down with pride and the main courses began to be passed out.

Karaoke was becoming a big hit as pre-Madonnas took to the stage. Famous singers, such as, well.. Madonna! began to sing their hearts out while others such as...Cyborg for instance...tore his vocal cords and exploded others' eardrums.

Cy got up to the mike and tapped on it, sending off a high pitched echo, "Uh... Hi everyone! I would like to dedicate this song to someone that is very special to me.."

Melissa perked up.

Cyborg lowered his eyelids and pointed to table 6, "You.."

Regis Filman dropped his fork full of flounder fillet. Ozzie Osbourne ((A/N: spelling?)) leaned over and whispered, "Guess you should rename your show "Who Wants To Be The Next Dumbass"... SHARON!"

Cyborg cued the old lady at the piano, "Hit it Crazy Fingers.."

Cy grabbed onto the mike with passion and held out his hand to Regis. Regis turned away humiliated so Cyborg came into his audience to the million dollar man himself.

"I think of you...everywhere I go..."

Almost everyone in the room immediately recognized The Call's "Everywhere I Go" song and groaned.

"I think of you...everywhere I go.. I look for you everywhere I go!"

Robin slammed his head onto the table, the image issue was overpowering him. Melissa fumed and left the banquet- Cy picked Regis over her. Beast Boy was busy drying off Raven. Starfire poked Robin to make sure this wouldn't be another insane-turkey-head-of-Slade fiasco.

Cyborg walked behind Regis and slumped his arm around him, "I need you everywhere I go.."

Regis put his head into his hands and stayed like that as Cy continued his song.

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"Hey, it wasn't that bad! Though I really think you should've sang "Space Oddity".."

Cyborg dried off his eyes to look to Beast Boy, "You think so?"

"Sure!"

Beast Boy was trying to console the mechanical teen as Regis ordered security after Cy's second verse and the Titans had gotten kicked out of the banquet. No, that's not all... Cyborg now had a probation from Regis Filman.

Robin marched up to Cyborg and slapped him, "This is exactly what I didn't want to happen! Now what are we going to do? The whole town thinks we're gay stalkers!"

Raven rolled her eyes, "Don't worry Robin. We can fix this by adding a new line of cereal.."

Beast Boy beamed, "I know exactly what to call it! Titan-O's!"

Robin tore out his hair from anger and got into the T-Car, "Let's...just...go home.."

The Titans packed into the car silently and drove off into the night sky. Beast Boy whispered to Raven, "Man..I haven't seen Robin this angry since we cut out a picture of Slade's head and pasted it on a turkey.."

Raven looked to their smoking leader, "No.. I think he was more mad when we hired that maid and it turned out she was a hooker.."

A/N: Sorry if the ending was crappy. I just needed to end it because I am going to be off the computer for awhile doing a Geography report. I shall return in a week no less!

Chapter harvesting time!

Camping Trip From Hell
Sound Clip: "Cyborg, you took the wrong turn, I'm telling you! We're lost in a dark, spooky country road and on a one-way trip to the Emergency Room!" Cyborg crouched over the wheel and screamed at the Boy Wonder, "I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING DAMMIT!" All of a sudden, a jolt rocked the car and stopped it. Cyborg angrily got out and stepped into a salt marsh, "DAMMIT!" Raven looked out her window to see nothing but a muddy salt marsh, "Well, this looks like a perfect camping spot.."

No picking chapters this time folks.. Sorry.. I have to plan this one out with the limited time I have! Please read and review!