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Putting The 'I-N' Into Insanity

Chapter 13 (unlucky number! Ahh!): Camping Trip From Hell

"Melissa... Melissa please! It didn't mean anything! It was all in the moment. No 'Lis, I assure you, it was only in the moment. I had way too much to drink and I am a fan of Regis so...please it meant nothing! Melissa you're not hearing me! It meant– hello?"

Cyborg held the phone close to his ear, seeing if Melissa was still on. To no avail though, she was gone. Cyborg sighed and but the phone back onto the receiver. Beast Boy looked over the couch's headrest.

"So... You guys through?"

Cyborg nodded, "Pretty much.. I didn't know she'd take that song to Regis so hard.."

Raven looked up from her book next to Beast Boy, "It wasn't so much as the song as it was the hug you tried to give him, shouting, 'You are my soulmate!',"

Cyborg shrugged. He plopped down onto the sofa and rested his head in his hand. Cy suddenly perked up, an idea forming in his mind.

"Hey guys, what do you say we all go on a little camping trip? It's about time we got out and it'll take my mind off this Melissa/Regis fiasco!"

Beast Boy switched off the tube, "That sounds awesome!"

Raven flipped a page in the novel, "I'll pass. I already get enough monkeys here.."

Beast Boy put his chin on Raven's shoulder and looked up to her face giving her the puppy eyes, "Pleeeeeeeeease! C'mon Rae, it'll be fun! Plus, we can do a bit of wildlife watching ourselves," BB added the last part low enough for Raven to hear.

Being the hormonal young woman she was, Raven slammed her book shut and stood up abruptly, "I'll go pack..."

Cyborg looked to Raven's billowing cape go out of site to Beast Boy's pleased face incredulously.

Beast Boy sighed haughtily and put his hands behind his head, "Another case solved by the Love Doctor.."

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"HURRY UP YOU LOVEBIRDS! WE CAN'T MISS THE HIPPO MATING DANCE!"

Cyborg screamed until he was blue in face at Robin and Starfire who were apparently having a little trip of their own at the moment. The two hurried with their things looking flustered. Starfire's perfect hair was tousled around and Robin's shirt was torn and hanging off his shoulder.

Beast Boy looked around the room, "We're all here right? We don't want to forget someone in the Tower like we did last time..."

Raven looked to her emerald boyfriend, "No, you got your stories mixed up. We once left Robin in the trunk of the car when we went to Yellowstone Park. Remember? We shoved him in there because he kept going on and on about couscous and how they added the second cous in 1979?"

Beast Boy smiled in recognition and laughed, "Oh yeah! Robin, you missed the best cheesecake there."

Robin pouted, "They had cheesecake at Yellowstone?"

Cyborg waved his hands in front of them, "Shut up! We can talk about hogtying Robin in the trunk of a car for 7 hours when we're in the CAR!"

Starfire smiled apologetically at Cyborg, "It was approximately 6 hours and 46 minutes,"

Cyborg slapped a hand to his head and turned the front door knob to be face to face with none other than...

"R-Regis...?"

"Cyborg..."

The other Titans looked warily at each other and backed away from the two to give them space. Beast Boy whispered to Robin, "I bet you 20 bucks that they'll be goin' at it on the floor in 4 minutes.."

Regis put a hand behind his head, "I...couldn't stop thinking about you, what you..sang to me.."

Cyborg crossed his arms around his chest and turned away, "I don't know what you're talking about.."

Regis walked up to Cyborg, ready to convince the robot, "Come on..I think of you everywhere I go.."

Cyborg's hard stare in the other direction softened as he turned his head to the old man.

Regis continued, "I think of you everywhere I go... I look for you–"

Cyborg turned fully around and sang along, "–everywhere I go..

They held hands now, much to the discomfort of the Titans, the author, and the reviewers/readers and sang, "I need you everywhere I go!"

Cyborg then jerked his hands away from Regis', "No.. It's too late Regis.. You calling security last night was all that was meant to be said.."

Regis tried to change the half-robot's mind, "No Cyborg... I was talking crazy last night, not noticing the connection that was being made!"

Cyborg gestured to the others to come forward and follow him, "I'm sorry Regis but it's too late.."

They all paraded out the door and into the car, leaving the Million Dollar Man to think about his mistakes...

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"Well...that was..interesting.."

The Titans were all packed in the car and were silent for 5 minutes until Raven spoke up. Starfire nodded and sighed sadly, "I just wish friend Cyborg and the Regis would make up and become friends!"

Raven shook her head, "Believe me Star, no one wants that to happen.. The results would be utterly disturbing and inhumane..."

Cyborg stayed silent on the wheel, not wanting to talk about it. Robin tried to liven up the bunch, "How about a car game?"

Starfire bounced up and down in her seat, "Oh! Oh! May we play the 'License Plate Game'?"

Raven replied dryly, "Starfire, we're only going to Yosemite Sanders Wildlife Park. We're not crossing the state line..."

Starfire slumped in her seat sadly and tried to think of another game to play. Meanwhile, Beast Boy yawned and placed an arm around the top of the seat by Raven. A bit of his hand was on her shoulder and this got Raven irritated.

"Get your hand off my shoulder,"

Beast Boy quickly did, not wanting to be tossed out of the car window. Robin scratched his head, puzzled.

"Your allowed to kiss and even have sex but he can't touch you with his hand?"

Raven glared at the Boy Wonder from the backseat, "Yes, Robin. Do you have a problem with that?"

Robin shook his head, "No..no... Not at all..." He turned around in the front seat and muttered, "Weirdos..."

Raven did hear his spat though and she came back with, "Well, I for one Robin think it's also weird when you stick your finger in your belly button and then smell it..."

Robin whirled around, "And I for one too think it's weird when someone picks out the lint between their toes!"

Raven smirked and spat out, "I think it is also weird and unsanitary when someone claims they have thrown out my thongs and actually still wears them all the time!"

Robin gasped, horrified, "How did you know that?"

Raven rolled her eyes, "Please Robin, Stevie Wonder can see your crack in those spandex pants.."

Robin let out a 'hmpf' and turned back around in his seat. Everyone was silenced. It stayed peacefully quiet until Starfire questioned, "Who are these someone's who pick lint and wear thongs?"

Everyone sweat-dropped and continued on with there silence. Beast Boy, bored beyond all reason, started tapping a little beat on his knees. He couldn't put his hands anywhere else since he was sitting between Star and Rae. Touch Starfire, you get an ass-whooping from Robin and touch Raven you—

A mischievous smiled slowly played across his lips. Slowly, ever so slowly, BB sneaked his arm around Raven's shoulders and poked her on the other side. Raven snapped her head toward BB's and glared. Beast Boy's hands were back in his lap though and looked innocent as ever. Raven's eye twitched and returned to look out the window.

Beast Boy forced in a laugh as he poked her again and quickly returned his hands in his lap. Raven growled at him, but with no proof of him actually poking her, she let it slide once more. Beast Boy grinned and poked Raven twice– once on the arm and another on her leg. Raven snatched Beast Boy's hand that was now back in his lap and kept holding on.

BB looked at her in mock puzzlement. Raven's teeth grinded as she continued to hold on and look out the window. Beast Boy instantly grew some tentacles and poked Raven four times– on her head, stomach, arm and other shoulder.

"STOP TOUCHING ME!"

Beast Boy snatched back his gloved hand and gasped with mock horror, "Raven! How dare you accuse me of such childish and nonsensical charges,"

Raven glared once more. Beast Boy extended his pointer and slowly descended it on Raven's shoulder, stopping within centimeters of contact. Raven looked to his finger and raised an eyebrow.

BB said childishly, like a little brother, "I'm not touching you..."

A nerve throbbed upon Raven's temple as she tried to block out Beast Boy's immaturity. This only made the changeling persist.

He circled his fingers around her head, "Still not touching you.."

Then, Beast Boy moved his body toward Raven's, a Millicent away from contact. He breathed onto Raven's ear, "Still...not...touching...you..."

Raven screamed in annoyance and clamped her hands around BB's throat, choking the green bean. Beast Boy gasped for air, trying to tell Raven he would stop. Raven released one of her hands to roll down the window. BB's eyes widened more as he saw his cruel fate...

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"Well you could've at least stopped to let me back in after 10 minutes!"

Cyborg continued to concentrate on the road ahead, "Yeah, but then we wouldn't have been able to laugh at your stupidity behind your back."

Beast Boy huffed and settled back into his seat between Starfire and Raven. BB violently whispered to Rae, "When we get there, I'm touching you alllll I want.."

Raven let out a small, evil smile and opened up a book.

Robin looked back and forth on a map and then to the now foggy road. He tried to calculate at where they ought to be by now.

"Cy, this map says that we should've arrived at Yosemite an hour ago!"

Cyborg furrowed his brows, "Do you want to be thrown out the window and run after the car for a half hour?"

Robin ignored Cyborg's threat, "Cyborg you took the wrong turn, I'm telling you! We're lost in a dark, spooky country road and on a one-way trip to the Emergency Room!"

Cyborg crouched over the steering wheel and screamed at the Boy Wonder, "I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING DAMMIT!"

As if on cue, a jolt suddenly rocked the car and stalled it. Cyborg angrily got out and stepped into a salt marsh, "DAMMIT!"

Raven looked out her window to see nothing but the foggy, muddy and damp salt marsh.

"Well...This looks like the perfect spot for camping.."

Cyborg fumed as he stomped into the T-Car and tried to get them out of their slump. He pressed hard on the accelerator to go nowhere whatsoever.

Starfire saw this predicament and suggested, "Perhaps we should..walk?"

So with that, the happy campers paraded out of the car and careened into the salt marsh, slipping and sliding on God knows what.

After about an hour of treading mud, the Titans have found a descent spot to camp. Cyborg began to pound the tent into the ground, Starfire and Robin went to get wood and Raven and BB were doing...well...God knows what.

And boy did He know...

Cyborg looked at the tent directions quizzically. Turning it upside down he huffed, "What the hell is this thing written in? Portugese?"

Deciding that it wouldn't matter what way the tent went up, Cyborg began to set it up. Taking a pole and another pole, he barreled them into the hard, muddy ground. They only went in one millimeter (A/N: Don't you hate it when that happens?). This added more anger and stress that was already on Cy's shoulders. He lifted the culprits out of the dirt, rose them above his head and crashed them into the ground.

SNAP!

Boiling anger rose up to Cyborg's throat and escaped forcefully, "DAMMIT!" Cyborg looked back into the bag where the tent came from.

"Don't they have any spares? Everyone knows that every 5 minutes, an angry man breaks a tent pole,"

It was then he heard a rustle of leaves behind him. Thinking it was Beast Boy trying to scare him, Cyborg smirked and got another pole from the tent bag and walked over toward the rustling sounds.

"I wonder who that could be. Oh no. Maybe it is a bear of some sort.. Or a tiger, or a hippo or a–"

Cyborg froze at what he saw in the bushes, "You are not a tiger, or a bear or a hippo..."

Two solid black eyes looked up toward him, a slimy decaying face that was rotting before the cybernetic teen smiled maniacally. A swamp-water covered hand reached up for him...

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!111oneoneone!"

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"Robin... I am frightened in this cold, dark place. What if the Jason with the mask and knife comes to slice us into cheese cubes?"

Robin moved a tree branch out of his way, "There's no such thing as Jason. It was just a movie,"

"But–"

"Or Freddy Krugar,"

"But–"

"Or Samara Morgan,"

Starfire held on desperately to Robin's sleeve, not wanting the ghost story persons to drag her away. Her fearful eyes darted from tree to tree, from shadow to shadow. Something always seemed to be moving out of the corner of her eye.

Deep breathing entered her ears, seeming to be coming closer and closer..

"HIYA!"

"OWWWWWW!"

A dorky 12-year-old (A/N: no offence to anyone who is 12) wearing a 'SUNTAN 101 SUNTAN LOTION' shirt and carrying a bag load of sun block staggered across the forest floor from being hit with a star-bolt. Starfire immediently went to the girl's side, apologies spitting out of her mouth like running tap water.

"I am so sorry! I thought you were one of the ghost story persons!"

The 12-year-old waved it off as she gained balance, "Nah, don't worry about it. I get it all the time. I have really bad allergies and suffer from asthma and tend to sneak up on people when selling my suntan lotion. I'm not weird or anything if that's what your thinking and I absolutely DO NOT have a picture of a carrot in a heart-shape frame on my bureau with the words in script, "Love you with all my heart," scribbled on it. And I DO NOT know how all that popcorn shrimp got into Pink Floyd's hotel bedroom!"

Silence engulfed all of them for 10 minutes. Robin then regained movement and asked the most important question...

"Do you have one of those Suntan Lotion shirts in burgundy?"

Starfire gave Robin a worried look. The Boy Wonder sighed, "I will think about the therapy.."

Starfire turned to the girl, "But why, may I ask, are you selling sun block that protects one's skin in a dark, foggy, cold, damp and deserted swamp "slash" salt marsh?"

The sun lotion girl was silenced. Then, looking left to right she replied, "Would you believe that you can get sunburned in these kinds of conditions?"

Starfire gasped, horrified, "I will take twenty!"

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"I can't believe you,"

Beast Boy looked away from Raven dejectedly and disgusted, " I would SO rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. Salty!"

Raven rolled her eyes, "Beast Boy, I'm a girl and if you have not noticed, Mr. Peanut and Mr. Salty are guys.. Guy...peanuts.. And, a little fun fact for you, Mr. Peanut is gay,"

"GASP! How DARE you defy the sexuality of Mr. Peanut! Is it his fault that his mother wanted a girl peanut so bad she used to dress him up as a girl?"

Raven threw her hands over her head, "How the hell did we even get INTO this discussion?"

Beast Boy began to give Raven the "411", "Well, I asked if Cyborg had peanuts and you said that you thought that he did and it was the kind with Mr. Peanut on it. Then I said that Mr. Peanut is so much better than Mr. Salty. You said that you didn't care if both of them fell into the depths of hell. I cried for 20 minutes and then asked between Peanut and Salty, which one would you want to be. You said if you would absolutely had to answer or be tortured with hot sticks, you would say you'd rather be Mr. Salty. Then I said–"

"SHUT UP!"

Beast Boy clamped his mouth shut. They continued walking around the banks of the swamp "slash" salt marsh shore. Raven then pondered, 'What the hell are we doing here?'. Beast Boy pondered, 'How do they get those little M's on M and M's?" (Couldn't use and symbol.)

Raven looked up to the moon, seeing all of the craters, letting the glow shine on her face. Beast Boy looked to her and smiled dreamily. He was so lucky that she got hammered that night..

BB quietly took his hand and encased it with Raven's. They seemed to fit perfectly. No protests were admitted through Raven. She gladly wrapped her slender fingers around the changeling's knuckles.

Hearts fluttered, much to the dismay to the readers who want humor. Oh well, too bad. You are getting the mushy lovey-dovey stuff!

Beast Boy began to get brave and leaned over a bit and grazed Raven's cheek with his lips. Raven turned her head his way though, so he ended up on her lips. Heat waves could be seen around them. They stopped on the bank right where the evergreens seemed to touch the moon.

Hands were held, bodies were close and lips cracked open for one another. Closing her eyes, Raven went all the way and pressed her lips against his. There was no need to pry open lips, the welcome mats were out.

As Raven ran her fingers through Beast Boy's hair, she began to smile to herself and finally admit, 'Maybe he'll make a good B.F. after all,'

Pulling away for breath, Beast Boy breathed out, "No one's around Raven.. Wanna take a swim?"

Raven turned toward the muddy swamp and cringed. Like hell she'll skinny dip in there. But when looking to Beast Boy's seductive eyes, she smiled.

Beast Boy put his hands on Raven's cloak hook, "May I?"

Raven whispered, "Be my guest.."

BB ripped off Raven's cloak. No really...

RIP!

"..."

"I got a closet full of them,"

"Oh, good!"

The clothing stripped off thereafter and Raven stood by the edge of the water, slowly dipping her big toe into the mud.

Beast boy already waded into the dirty water and swam over to Raven. With reflexes of a cat, he pulled on her foot and in she went.

"You bastard.."

The chase was on, kissing in between and the whole deal. They were alone, young and in love.

Only...they weren't alone...

Raven popped her head out the murky water to see a cloaked man, or figure with a hockey mask on. She froze in her spot, breasts just beneath the surface of the water.

"Beast Boy.." Raven whispered desperately. Beast Boy swam beside Raven and looked at her horrified face. Traveling her eyes, he found the cause..

"Oh my God.."

The figure stood there, like it was waiting for something...or someone.

"What is that?"

Beast Boy began to sink into the muddy water, "It's...J-A-S-O-"

"–Oh my God.."

"I know.."

So, let's recap shall we? Our two lovebirds are naked in the water, a maniac is waiting for them on the bank, and their clothes are right by his feet.

Raven gulped and half shouted, "Who...Who are you and what do you want?"

J-man (code name..oh yeah..) pointed his gloved finger at her. Raven felt her breath get caught in her throat.

"No..Wait I'm sorry.. The naked green guy next to you,"

Raven sighed in relief, "Oh ok good. You can have him,"

Beast Boy's eyes widened as he saw Jason walk into the water, right up to them, well, him. Raven slunk away to the shore and began to put on her clothes, prepared to leave him there.

Beast Boy breathed short gasps now as Jason ran a gloved finger down his bare chest. On land, Raven held a quizzical look. What the hell was going on? Oh my God... Could Jason be making a move on BB?

A gruff voice admitted through the mask, "I've been waiting for so long... Now I finally have you. So, it is time to show you my face.."

Beast Boy was busy having a heart attack to hear him.

Slowly the mask was lifted off and it was none other than...

ANOTHER HOCKEY MASK!

"Like I was really going to show you my face,"

Beast Boy gulped. Jason moved closer to him, little moans echoing off of the maniac.

BB had to think of a plan and quick. Once words popped into his head, he babbled out, "You don't want me! You want Robin! He wears thongs and is crazy!"

Jason put a finger to his chin in thought. Robin was a good package deal: Insaneness, thong-ness, gel-haired-ness, and raw sexual magnitude. Okay, three out of four ain't bad.

"Tell me.. Where do I find this...Robin?"

Beast Boy whispered out his answer.

"By the candy aisle.."

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"As you can see Sam, no one knows what it's like to be rejected by Regis Filman.."

And there was the other lovely couple...

Cyborg was being held by none other than Samara Morgan. Her slimy, deteriorating finger ran up and down Cyborg's robotic arm, "I can imagine.."

Cyborg nodded pitifully, "Yeah..It is. At least I have someone now who understands. Even though people have heart attacks whenever they see your ugly, deteriorating, slimy face,"

Samara narrowed her eyes, "Yeah... Thanks."

Cy put his arms around Samara's neck, and kissed her moldy cheek.

"So what are you doing here anyway?"

Samara looked around expectantly, "I heard from one of my hippie victims say that a Woodstock gig was going on here.."

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"Cyborg we're baa-AAAHHHHH!"

Samara and Cyborg snapped their heads up from their "bird watching". Robin covered his eyes from the sight of the maniac girl. He grabbed Starfire and shoved her forward.

"Take her instead! Spare me!"

SLAP!

Robin rubbed his sore cheek. Starfire huffed.

And in came Raven and Beast Boy, covered in mud and guck. Robin piped up, "Well it looks like someone had fun.."

"Shut up Thong Boy,"

Raven peered over Starfire's shoulder to see Samara.

"Oh my God.. Samara? Is that you?"

Samara stood up abruptly, "Rae-Rae? Rae-Rae is that you?"

Raven smiled broadly, "Of course it is! Can't you recognize me?"

Samara rubbed her crusty eyelids, "No, guck is getting into my eyes.."

Both the girls rushed over to each other and embraced. The others stood awkwardly in the damp forest. Why couldn't these random people just leave them alone?

Beast Boy coughed, "Mind telling us who this is?"

Raven turned to her boyfriend and smiled broadly once more, "Guys, I'd like you to meet Samara Morgan, my colleague at Dead Man's Institute,"

Samara laughed a bit, "Yeah, we're pretty close.. Especially after October 32nd.."

Cyborg coughed, "October 32nd?"

Raven elbowed Samara, "Sam... Don't start.."

Beast Boy's eyes lit up. This was his chance to witness girl on girl porn!

'She really must love me!'

Samara ignored the black bird and told her story, "It was a Friday. There was a party going on at the institute and, of course, there was booze. So, I got a bit tipsy and Raven suddenly came into my room wearing a pink lampshade. One thing led to another and.."

Beast Boy almost exploded out of his body from excitement, "You guys did it?"

Raven smoked from BB's gay-porno-obsession stage, "No, we just kissed. That was it, and that is all,"

Raven's mud-caked cape billowed once more out of site as she descended into the pathetic mess of a tent.

Beast Boy whispered to Samara, "Now that Raven's gone.."

"Oh we kissed it up real nice.."

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(The following is for Mephisto2022)

"Rae...? Raaaaaavennnnn... Raven...?"

"She's sleeping.."

"Oh come on Rae. How can you sleep when Jason's out there–not to mention an insane suntan lotion girl Robin and Starfire were going on about..?"

Raven shut her eyes more tightly, trying to block out the changeling's voice. Beast Boy wrapped his arms around her figure, trying to cuddle. Raven sighed. All she wanted was some sleep.

"What are you doing up anyway?"

It was BB's turn to sigh, "Robin and Starfire are so loud. And believe me, they're not talking about pretty pink dresses,"

Raven dug her face into the lavender pillow. She knew it wasn't a good idea to have a conjoined tent. Turning over on her back, Raven rubbed her tired eyes and tried to block out the night noises.

"So.. Are you still going with Mr. Salty?"

"Argh.."

Beast Boy propped himself on his elbow and tried to reason with Raven, "Let's do something fun. How about, um, we..you know.."

"Beast Boy, we're not acting out Annie again,"

BB pouted, "Please...?"

"No. And if you try and bribe and persuade me, "tomorrow" won't come at all,"

BB cringed from the tone, but then smiled as an idea or visual scene formed in his mind, "Do you have that lavender scent on again?"

Raven poked up an eyebrow, "...Yeah..."

Beast Boy persisted, "Well, I have on my Ax cologne... What do you say we...mix it up?"

Raven raised both neatly waxed eyebrows, "You have Ax on? You own Ax?"

"Is it my fault that I took a Curious sample instead of the cologne one?"

Beast Boy tried to get back on the subject at hand, "Anyway.. Do you wanna make some cupcakes?"

Raven groaned, "So tired.."

Beast Boy pursued his destiny, "How about we do it and I'll take that bid on Ebay,"

Raven's eyes let up in hope, "The Teapot one?"

BB nodded. Raven then gave her answer by leaning over and kiss tenderly on Beast Boy's neck. Beast Boy chuckled, knowing that he could break her. He dug his fangs gently into Raven's neck and nipped it. Raven wrapped her arms around the other neck and kissed passionately, digging her tongue into BB's mouth. Running her tongue against his fangs, Raven felt the sharp points dig into her taste buds.

In the rush of feelings, Beast Boy began to undo the hidden buttons on Raven's leotard. Raven began stripping down Beast Boy's nightshirt with both hands, but kept her steady kiss going. Now only in thong, boxers, and darkness, the two proceeded the events of canoodling.

Yes...canoodling...

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"I thought it was most wonderful enduring the wild in a tent of rubbish!"

Robin bit his lip, looking to the injured Cyborg, "Yeah... Before that porcupine went all...pointy.."

Raven put her hands on her hips, "Yeah, but who's dumb enough to get attacked by a porcupine?"

Cyborg shouted his muffled defense from his ice pack, "It looked like a hairpiece! I had every right to try it on!"

The others did the last of the packing and stuffed it all into the trunk of the T-Car. Raven proceeded to climb into the backseat along with BB and Starfire while Robin took the wheel and the wounded soldier whimpered in pain.

The car ride home was unusually quite. What could be said after Robin walked in on BB and Raven canoodling and mistook Beast Boy as Starfire? And, what could be said after photographical proof of Raven's institute lovin'?

Robin piped up, "Hey, you know what I don't get? How this chapter is so freakin long but made absolutely no sense whatsoever?"

Starfire complied, "The author shall make up for it in the "juicy" chapters to come with Robin making a music video with the song, "Wonder Boy"."

Raven put her head in her hand bored, "You know what I don't get? How a certain someone mistook Beast Boy for Starfire."

Beast Boy groaned, "Yeah dude, you really put out my back..."

Cyborg strained, "Dude, this is like the time you mistook me for Starfire and jumped in the shower with me!"

Robin fumed, "Is that 'never mentioning it again'!"

Silence engulfed the car.

"... Beast Boy has two copies of Anne."

"Star!"

"What? I thought we were naming embarrassing things our friends have done."

"Well in that case..." Raven rolled out a long scroll of embarrassment, "Let's see.. Let's start alphabetically, shall we?"

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"And who can forget the time Cyborg was banned from Pottery Barn for not giving up the pink Pashmina? They had to nearly drag him out of the store to keep him away from it–"

"–OKAY Raven! That's enough."

"Well, we're back in Jump City. I'm just going to go into Publix for a sec. I need to get some more peanuts."

"Oh, Robin! Get the ones with Mr. Peanut not Mr. Salty!"

Robin hesitated with his leg half out of the car door, "The gay one right?"

Beast Boy's eyes filled with tears and leaned into Raven's side and cried out, "No one understands him!"

Robin slunk out of the car and went into the candy aisle. Browsing at the peanut labels, searching for the specific kind, Robin felt hot breath on his neck. Turning slowly around, he saw what appeared to be a white hockey mask.

"Who-who are you?"

"Oh you know who I am, Dick.."

The maniac stepped up closer to the horror stricken Boy Wonder.

Randomly, Jason looked up to the sign that hung over the aisle to see the words 'Candy Aisle'.

"He was right! Robin is in fact in the candy aisle!"

A/N: That's me, sprinkling some randomness into the already random chapter. I just had to do a camping trip though! Sorry that there's not much action with Robin and Starfire here but I'll put some more in the next chappie.

Strip Off Your Socks!
Sound Clip: "Hah! I got five aces. You lose buddy boy! Strip it off!" The poker table was then dowsed in "Strip it off" chants. Beast Boy sighed. He was down to his last clothing item he had been trying to savor. "Okay, fine!" Slowly, he unbuttoned his...button down shirt to reveal a frightful scene. Robin gaped, "Oh my God... Is that a tattoo of Hugh Grant on your stomach!"

(Credits to Invader Puppet for the strip poker idea)

I Knew Thee Well...Couch...
Sound Clip: "So your telling me that you.." Cyborg choked back on tears and forced himself to say the words, "That you gave away Sonya?" Raven raised her eyebrows, "Who's Sonya?" Beast Boy replied, "The couch. Sonya the couch." Robin tried to reason with the shaken robot, "Cyborg, Sonya was old and needed to be replaced." "With a CANOE?" Robin calmly replied, "That was Beast Boy's fault. HE was the one who picked it up at the furniture store under Charlie Bleninski." Beast Boy corrected, "MS. Charlie Bleninski."

Pick em' while they're hot. Again, sorry for the long wait. I think I've paid you guys back with a random-ful chappie!

Cheerio my minions!