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Raven of the Night 676- Scary randomness is my specialty! Sorry my friend but the lovey dovey shall continue. How about this: I'll do it in a way that it's funny, ok? The Rae and/or Star stuff will come. Can't rush these things, now can we?

wickedwitch9- Votes galore! Oh my God I know! He seriously needs braces...

Emmery- Finally! A vote for Couch! But there is tuff competition. Who can top a title with "strip" in it -rolls eyes-... ...O.O Um... I don't need to ask. It's all clear to me..

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The-InFamous-Bounty-Hunter - w00t! Such an awesome chap for all, huh? And yes, it is an uber-ific word. Dunno if I'll do Cy/Sam... Hmm...

Mephisto12002- 'Specially for you! -hugs- Hah, I did kind of go overboard with Cy/Regis.. Ah well.. You can't return a character twice. It gets boring sometimes unless you really know how to do it right. He probably won't return...for awhile anyway -laughs evilly-

theflamehat- Go BB/Rae! Vote has been placed in the spinny-barrel thingie!

TerraKagomeShioriLogan- Oh, I've already read Triforce's stories. Very funny! I'm glad I make you laugh! Laughter is the best medicine (no that's love...wait...no...laughter...-confused-) Thanks for all your compliments, but if I wrote out each 'thank you' it take up a whole freakin' page... Ah, another no-more-mushy-more-humor conflict. God people look at the category of this story. Humor AND Romance! But if you really want me to stop I will.

devinedevi- Haha, chap 5 really hit it off didn't it? Robin's secrets and others' secrets shall be revealed in a chapter that's coming up after chapter 15. Always, The Laugh Master :)

Tidus'luvr- -looks around- who's Tidus? Anyway, the things you never thought someone would do are about to become reality my friend.

Chibi Scooby- Socks is getting the spotlight. That last chapter was supposed to disturb you and my goal was completed.

boynetough- Interesting way to spell 'bone' if I do say so myself. Well, according to my reality, since Cy said he was going cross country to the Titans East Tower and the name of Titans East is well...East I thought that the Titans Tower was in Cali. But then again, in the first ep, Cy said he was halfway to Gotham before Star "zapped that thing" off his back. And, (there's more?) In the future it was snowy in Jump City so I guess it's undetermined to the writers. Wooow long post.. (at least on WP) ((word perfect)). Randomness is next to Insaneness I always say. I shall check out your "crappy" story. ;)

Saint H- Hmmm H... What does it stand for, oh what does it stand for? Mt. Saint Helens? Who knows! For your first review I have only this to say: M, short! And as for the second, I do not see the jerkiness that you say is in that review.. Meh, this is when my clueless-ness comes in handy! Anywayssssss... Another BFS fan! YaY! Oh pats on the back...manly... Lol..

jadeflower82- Oh I think everyone knows that Socks is the next chapter... I will explain my lateness with this chap if you scroll down please...

Anyone else watch The Starlet on Tuesday? (posted this like a thousand weeks ago so please bear with me) Phff, I thought Mercedes should have won but I am SO glad that Katie got the boot. She a little bitch, yes? Ahem. Just thought I'd share my insights. Back to the TT story...

I have some new ideas for this insane story my fellow maniacs. I decided that there would probably be 3 more chapters. Four at max. Then I shall make a sequel– hopefully it won't be one where it dies in the first three chapters. I'll see what I'll do when we get there.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THOSE WHO READ AND FOLLOW THE STORY RATINGS: This story will probably become M, now that I have had chapters with sexual scenes and "lemon" -enforces quotation marks-. Just a warning to what might be coming up to those who follow the ratings. To the ones who don't, don't even bother straining your eyes to read this pointless announcement.

I am SO sorry that I've waited this long to write and submit this chapter. Things got in the way such as a Science Project thing (which I got NO reward for!), writer's block, a computer malfunction (damn Dell's!) Ok well, not a "malfunction"... I slammed into the pc when my friends were over and broke the keyboard thing which resulted four days with no computer for I had no keyboard.. And lastly, it's SPRING BREAK YA MORONS! I HAVE A LIFE! I WENT TO THE CITY! -ahem- so there are explanations to the problem! But I'm back and ready for action!

ANOTHER WARNING YOU MUST READ: This chapter may not seem that funny if you don't know how tp play card games, but since I love you guys so much, I went online and looked up how to play these games.. You may also be confused to what is going on if you don't know how to play Craps or Poker!

To the Chapter of SOCKS!

Putting The 'I-N' Into Insanity

Chapter 14: Strip Off Your Socks!

"Now, if I were that Donald Trump guy, I'd spend all that moolah on a golden toilet that has a recliner seat, cup holders, built-in massager and a side panel with a cooler full of beer."

Cyborg raised an eyebrow as he peered over to BB from the TV screen, "You don't even like beer.."

Beast Boy shrugged, "Hey, I'd be rich."

Cyborg turned fully around to face the changeling, "But..why?"

Beast Boy flicked the channel to E, "Why not?"

Yep, another lazy Sunday for the triumphant team of supers. No robberies, no super-baddies, no random people showing up at their door... Just a lazy, boring Sunday that caused the dynamic duo (Cy and B) to watch E!.

"Are you ready for the adventure, the man, the desire?"

Cyborg answered the movie preview on the TV, "Hmm.. I'll take adventure and desire for 500 Alex!"

"One man... one decision... one desire... Hugh Grant this summer is– NOOOOOOO!"

BB and Cy leaned into the television set in fascination as Hugh stretched out his hand, running in slow motion. A flash of light lit up on the tube and words appeared before them:

"Little Tortilla Boy..."

((Pablo Francisco is the best!))

"Oooohh! We gotta go see that movie!"

Starfire walked into the room as the title was on the TV and BB was jumping up and down, "Has your autobiography aired on the television Beast Boy?"

Cyborg turned around in his seat toward the confused damsel, "Yes Starfire, Beast Boy is IN FACT the Little Tortilla Boy."

Raven ran into the room, "Guys, run. Robin is wearing his poker hat! You know what this means.."

Beast Boy threw down the TV Guide, "Aw man, are we going to have to pose naked with only poker cards covering us for Rolling Stone again?"

Cyborg shushed the changeling, "Shh man, you know Robin loves to undress in front of everyone and have people question his sexuality!"

BB sighed, exasperating, "Yeah but can't we do something else to pass the time? Like go see a movie or play Truth or Dare?"

Starfire spoke up, "But Beast Boy, don't you remember what happened last time?"

Flashback!

"Ok Robin.. Truth or Dare?"

"Truth of course!"

Cyborg chuckled demonically, "You asked for it.. Have you ever posed for playboy as a criminal being "searched" by a policeman?"

Raven rolled her eyes, "Cy, you have to ask him something that he might have actually done!"

Everyone turned toRobin questionably.

Sweat formed on the Boy Wonder's head as he quivered out his answer, "Phff, no!"

Cyborg smiled evilly, "Then how do you explain THIS?"

"OH MY GOD! COVER YOUR EYES STAR! DON'T LOOK AT IT! DEAR LORD CY! BEAST BOY! STOP FREAKIN STARING AT IT!"

End Flashback!

"Robin has sworn us all never to play it again unless we somehow gather up bunches of Mr. Salty peanuts."

Robin then entered the room carrying a huge round table, a deck of poker cards, chips and...a big thumb finger..

"You guys know what time it is?"

Raven started with a deadpan voice, "Time to humiliate ourselves in front of Rolling Stone again?"

Robin huffed, "Hey! I saw you smiling holding that Joker over your boob!"

Raven put her hands on her hips, "And I saw you smiling as the photographer was fixing that King of Hearts over your willie..."

Starfire gasped, "GASP! Robin! Have you forgotten what we talked about?"

Cyborg cut into the conversation that was going quite well, "Okay, not that I don't want to go down the road of Robin's questionable behavior and gayness AGAIN but we already did that story plot line so what are you doing with the poker stuff?"

Robin got back on track, "Well, it's a boring, rainy Sunday and I thought we could play some good ol' fashion POKER!"

Beast Boy gazed at the thumb finger, "And the finger?"

Robin looked up at it then back to BB, "That's just for show."

Since there was nothing else to do that day, the five set up the table and chairs and proceeded to try and teach Starfire the ropes of playing. Oh what fun and enjoyment!

"Hey guys.. Why don't we make this interesting.."

Raven looked to the Little Tortilla Boy from her hand, fascinated, "What did you have in mind?"

BB innocently smiled, "Ohhhh I don't knoooow... Maybe... STRIP POKER!"

Cyborg got up from his seat and hugged BB, "Thank you.."

Starfire cocked her head to one side, "What is this "strip" poker?"

Robin gladly (almost too gladly) explained, "It's when you lose a hand, you gotta strip off a piece of clothing. Usually, you start off with your socks and work your way...up.."

Starfire nodded eagerly and focused on her cards and happily replied, "King me!"

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"Did you guys ever hear the "wille" story?"

"RAVEN! NO!"

Cyborg took a slug of his root beer (the kind with the bulldog!), "Oh, where he wanted to go to the beauty parlor with his mom?"

Starfire shook her head, "No, you are once again confusing Friends with Teen Titans, Cyborg."

"Is it my fault that Rachel and Joey are meant to be together?"

Robin peeked out from his hand, "So, what's the willie story?"

Raven opened her mouth to say something, but Beast Boy quickly covered it, "It's nothing!"

Cyborg quietly stared at the couple then returned to his cards, "Okay, Robin. In or out?"

Robin threw one of his red chips into the pile, "Oh, I'm very in."

"Raven?"

"Yep, I can smell the money."

"...Starfire...?"

Starfire smiled gleefully, "I have the amount of fours you are referring to!"

Cyborg massaged his temples, "Star, you're not supposed to tell us you're going for fours!"

Starfire looked to her cards questionably, then held them out for Cy to see, "I am going for the fours, yes?"

Raven nodded, "Yes Star, but the idea is to bluff and to NOT show us or TELL us what you're going for."

Cyborg went over to Beast Boy, "You in?"

Beast Boy glumly looked down at his cards. A four, a three, a seven, and a ten...

"Uh...no.."

Cyborg and Robin hive-fived, "You know what that means!"

Cyborg brought out a radio and played Ciara's "My Goodies", "Strip off yo socks!"

Beast Boy laughed, "Hah, you guys, it's only socks. Don't think I'm going to be half naked before 10 PM..."

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"Rob, you owe me ten bucks."

Robin reluctantly did so, placing the two fives into Cyborg's awaiting hand.

And there Beast Boy sat. He was pink-faced and only was in his button-down shirt. Cyborg whistled a catty call, then laughed, slapping his knee.

The Titans all had stripped off some type of clothing. Starfire was down to her bra, bell-bottom jeans and tank-top, Robin had only his boxers and socks (he decided to strip off his pants first...feisty bird..), Cyborg was home free since he is technically naked and Raven had on her full attire, only her socks were missing.

Robin reshuffled his cards lazily, "You know what this reminds me of? That night we went to Las Vegas..."

Groans were admitted throughout the round table. Robin saw this and continued, "And Starfire decided to play Craps..."

Raven held up a hand to her aching head and continued Robin's story, "And then she thought the name of the game was the curse so she started to swear uncontrollably for money–which she did get–and made 500 bucks somehow..."

Cyborg studied his cards, "Yeah, who wouldn't want to see a hot alien girl curse out the entire crowd?"

Beast Boy sighed, remembering how he had to pay for the damages in the hotel room, and he spread open his legs. Raven saw this and looked down.

"Um, Beast Boy? Your aircraft carrier is taking off..."

Beast Boy looked down and gasped, and closed his legs together tight.

"Okay, it's that time again... You in Rob?"

"I fold like a cheap man with a case of Hemorrhoids..."

Everyone was silenced.

Raven scrunched up her nose, disgusted, "Do you?"

Robin shook his head innocently, "Oh..I'm out.."

A chorus of "oh"'s went around the table as Robin sat his cards down.

"Star?"

"Um..What is the "pot"?"

Cyborg looked into the rising green bush of moolah, "Uh..15...40...Uhh.. 100 bucks.."

"Oh, I am out.."

"Rae?"

"Mm..Yep, I'm out."

Cyborg looked haughtily at the green boy that was trying to cover all his parts with only a shirt.

"Loser?"

BB smiled triumphantly, "Nope," and threw in a chip.

Cyborg sighed with a smile, knowing all too well how this was going to end, "How many do you want?"

"One.."

"Ok..Two for the dealer.."

Cyborg settled in his card, "Ok grass stain. Whatcha bet?"

Beast Boy evilly smiled, "10 bucks.."

Gasps were heard around the intense table.

"Alrighty, I see your 10..and I raise you...25.."

Cyborg threw it in happily.

The rest of the Titans eyes grew enormously at the growing pot.

Starfire looked on amazed, "Damn..."

Beast Boy collected some of his chips, "I see your 25 and I raise you 30.."

Cyborg sighed and got out his wallet, "I raise you 2 dollars.."

Beast Boy stared at the pile and then to his cards, "Call."

Cyborg settled back into his chair, "Whatcha got?"

Beast Boy laid down his precious specimens, "Flush.."

Starfire ran out of the room. A swirling noise could be heard down the hall where the bathroom was. She came back satisfied and sat down quietly.

Everyone stared.

Cyborg returned back to the task at hand "...ok... Anyway.. HAH! I got four sixes! You lose buddy boy! Strip it off!"

The poker table was then dowsed in "Strip it off" chants. Beast Boy sighed. He was down to his last clothing item he had been trying to savor.

"Okay, fine!"

Slowly, he unbuttoned his...button down shirt to reveal a frightful sight.

Robin gaped, "Oh my God... Is that a tattoo of Hugh Grant on your stomach!"

Sweat trickled down BB's forehead as he tried to come up with an exclamation, "They were out of JLO! This was all they had left!"

Robin turned to Raven, "And YOU of ALL people who've seen him nude, didn't know this?"

Raven rolled her eyes, "Robin, I tend to stay more in this region," Raven made a gesture below her abdomen, "Than this region," She made another gesture above her feminine parts. She triumphantly picked up her orange Fanta and took a sip.

Cyborg narrowed his eyes at her, "Wait a minute...didn't you say that you and B were going to the tattoo parlor last Tuesday?"

Raven choked on her Fanta by surprise and coughed up, "N-no!"

Starfire perked up, "Yes you did! You said that you and Beast Boy were going to get ink grinded into your skins... Raven?"

Raven looked worriedly to Starfire.

"What did you get?"

Raven sat still in her chair. Maybe if she didn't move, no one would see her.

Robin got up from his chair and jumped onto the poker table and pointed savagely toward Raven, "Get her!"

Everyone, excluding BB who was trying to hide certain areas, leapt onto Raven's poor fragile body. They tore off her cloak first and searched at the nape of her neck down. They then turned her over and ripped off her 'Don't Get Me Mad, I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies' tee.

"GASP!"

"GASP!"

"The GASP!"

Robin covered his eyes, "OMFG John Travolta's face is resting upon her belly button! CALL 911!"

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"Well, I'd have to say that was an eventful, and not to mention fun, evening."

Robin agreed, "Yeah, except when we ran out of real money and had to replace it with Monopoly money.."

Beast Boy happily bounded over, "What are you complaining about? I got Park Place!"

Cyborg sat down on the couch and counted his cash, "You know, BB, tonight I saw more of the BOY than the BEAST.."

Starfire ran up beside BB with joy dancing in her eyes, "I wish for you friend to UNLEASH THE BEAST!"

Beast Boy raised an eyebrow then called out, "Anyone seen the Pepto-bismal?"

A/N: Ok, not the greatest chapter in the world but w/e.. I've been working on some one-shots, including There's A Hero and A Night Without Armor. Also a fanfic titled The Real Horror and adding more chapters to Behind The Demeanor. Not to mention coming up with new ideas for this story and its sequel. So, there's the other reasons why this chapter is late and kinda crappy.

Next chapter (which will probably be the third to last one) sound clip:

I Knew Thee Well...Couch...

Sound Clip: "So your telling me that you.." Cyborg choked back on tears and forced himself to say the words, "That you gave away Sonya?" Raven raised her eyebrows, "Who's Sonya?" Beast Boy replied, "The couch. Sonya the couch." Robin tried to reason with the shaken robot, "Cyborg, Sonya was old and needed to be replaced." "With a CANOE?" Robin calmly replied, "That was Beast Boy's fault. HE was the one who picked it up at the furniture store under Charlie Bleninski." Beast Boy corrected, "MS. Charlie Bleninski."

And aside from the fact... I GOT MY BOTTOM BRACES OFF! w00t!

Luv ya with a side of gravy!