The Search Of Poontang.
A one-shot.
Rated R for a bit of language and hentai behavior, courtesy of Miroku and a pleasant surprise.
Kagome trudged through the near-swamp like forest which was the result of heavy rains and mud slides, her shoes caked in thick layers of mud and grime, torn in the soles and stained all over. Her steps were slow, but her strides were long enough to keep up with the stubborn hanyou in front of their little group. She was literally seething, eyes narrowed sharply as she glared heatedly at the dog demon's fiery red back. That stupid idiot! How dare he make them travel for miles on end, in this weather!
Sango trailed, equally weary, beside her friend. She might of been amused by the way Kagome bore holes into Inuyasha's back, had she not been so exhausted and weak herself. She heaved a sigh, adjusting the strap of her Hiraikotsu across her shoulder for the fifth time and chanced a look at the sullen looking monk beside her. He probably had it worst, with his long and thick robes getting caught and drenched in the mud. His expression, usually calm and thoughtful, was looking a bit irritated and somewhat depressed.
Shippou whined, his fur a complete mess and no longer the bright color of tangerine, ontop of Inuyasha's stiff shoulder, "Inuyashaa! Quit being such a stubborn idiot and let's take a shortcut or something!" he demanded, ducking instinctively to avoid being hit.
Inuyasha scoffed, hiding the slight exhaustion in his eyes with a fiery glare sent Shippou's way, "Stop complaining! This is the first lead we've had on Naraku for weeks! I'm not going to take a fuckin' shortcut just because you all are a bunch of weaklings!" he retorted, crossing his haori clad arms determinedly. Shippou's eyes widened a bit and he quickly leaped onto Miroku just as Kagome let out an angered yell and tackled him from behind.
Sango let out a gasp of surprise and took a stumbling step backwards as the two fell tumbling into the thick mud. Miroku looked highly amused by this and tilted his head as Shippou repeated the motion upon his shoulder.
"You insensitive - stupid mor-. " Kagome shrieked, attempting to strangle the dumbfounded Inuyasha as he pried her fingers off his throat, "What the hell ar- " he suddenly stopped his voice short as Kagome suddenly gasped and fell backwards, her shirt beginning to jerk as if something were beneath it.
She began to scream in pain, as her shirt finally ripped down the middle revealing a squirming alien ripping from her stomach. She gushed torrents of blood and shrieked in horror, her hands waving in the air like a mad woman. Inuyasha gawked at her in both shock and terror; what the fuck was that thing!
He whipped out good ol' Tetsusaiga and prodded the screeching alien creature while Kagome continued to scream. Finally, her lungs exploded and she went limp in the mud.
Sango began to scream and sob as Miroku crumbled to the ground; oh no! His stomach had been ripped open by cute, fuzzy kittens who then proceeded to snack upon his spleen. Inuyasha shrugged briefly, then stalked over to Sango who was still clawing her eyes bloody.
"Want to have some ramen?" he inquired, tilting his head. Sango then reached forward blindly and took a bite of his leg with her dull, human teeth. He yelped, sliced her head off with Tetsusaiga as a reflex and then ran off to make mad love to Kikyou and have babies with her.
The end.