Hello people! Dartz is coming up in this chapter!

"PEGASUS?" Of course. Duh. What other guy had a girly voice? Well…there's Yugi…and Mokuba…and Dartz…THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

"Hello, Yugi-boy. Could you explain to me why you were yelling about shotguns…and why the dressing rooms suddenly disappeared…and why you're wearing girl clothes."

"HEY!" Yami yelled, turning into a little imp. An angry imp. "I'm only wearing this because I don't want to be accused of killing Joey! So I gave Tea my clothes!"

Pegasus raised an eyebrow. It was twitching. "You just killed Joey-boy?"

"YES I DID!" Yami yelled, getting mad.

"I think you might like to go over to my summer house…"

"What?" Yami asked excitedly. Then he said, "Wait a minute. You aren't this nice."

"Damn," Pegasus muttered to himself. "I'm always this nice, Yugi-boy!" he said in a louder voice.

"Don't call me Yugi-boy," Yami grumbled. "Or I'll ask the author to borrow her shotgun again."

"Oh." All Yu-Gi-Oh characters all enjoy saying 'Oh' because the author enjoys making them say 'Oh' because saying 'Oh' is very in and quite spiffy. Her little brother thinks that she is crazy, which is an insult, unlike eccentric, which is not an insult. What he doesn't know is that evil mushrooms are going to invade the bedroom while he's sleeping…

"Why don't we go to my summer house!" Pegasus suggested. "The only thing is that there aren't any windows, except for the windows on the doors. They're made of reinforced glass, because of the spazzos- I mean, my guests sometimes get drunk, and they go crashing around into the padded walls."

"Cool!" Yami heard Alex say from behind him. "Let's go right now! It sounds just spiffy!"

"Can we get pizza?" Tea asked, waking up from her unconsciousness. Yami went red. "What's up with the colour discolouration?" she asked Yami.

"Um…I…um…drank too much raspberry Kool-Aid," Yami mumbled. "I…got a headache."

"Oh. Can I have some Kool-Aid? I think getting colour discolouration in the face seems quite spiffy."

"I drank all of it!" Yami said.

"Where's the bottle? I'm going to check up the address for the manufacturers. Maybe I can get the author to take me there."

"If she doesn't blow your head off," the dead Joey muttered. Yami stared at him. "Is it just me or did that dead person just mutter something?"

"It's just you," Tea said cheerfully. "Say, how did you get yourself thinking that a dead Joey muttered something? Hey! Joey's dead? Oh no! Teh horrorness!"

"Horrorness isn't a word," Alex said oh-so-very-helpfully. "But I think going to Pegasus' summer house seems just spiffy, so why don't we go?

"Follow the leader!" He turned to Pegasus. "Say, how do we get to your summer house?"

"We…um…follow the yellow brick road, yeah that's it…um…boy…"

"The name's Rider. Alex Rider, Double-0-7." He struck another Arnold pose.

Pegasus stared. "Oh. Pleased to meet you too. I think maybe we should go to my real home…not my summer house…"

"Oh goody!" Alex exclaimed. "Where is it?"

"Well, it could be right here if the author would help…" Pegasus looked around hopefully, then his shoulders sank. "Nope."

"Walk!" the author's voice yelled. "It'll do you some good! You'll find your house in an hour or two. Have fun!"

Location: Australia

"This is 7L?" Mrs Jones voice was sceptical. "And Alan, wake up!" she prodded Blunt with the toe of her sandals.

Via bent down and checked his pulse. "There's no pulse," she reported.

"Alan's very good at play-acting," Mrs Jones replied. "When he plays dead, he can stop his heartbeat."

o.O "Major sweatdrop," the author muttered. "Well, have a closer look around, if you like."

Location: Egyptian Desert (after two hours of walking)

"Here we are!" Pegasus announced happily. He took out a stupid looking hot pink key with green sparkles on it, and inserted it into a stupid looking hot pink lock with green sparkles on it. The stupid looking hot pink door with green sparkles on it swung open to reveal the interior of the house. And no, before you could ask, it was not stupid looking and hot pink with green sparkles on it.

Instead it was stupid looking with hot pink with purple polka dots. "Make yourselves at home," Pegasus said grandly.

"MY home," another feminine-like voice said. Tea didn't hear. She had spent the last two hours asking everyone why she was wearing red clothing, and why it was wet and covered with pink spaghetti. And everyone bought Yami's extremely lame story about 'Having to do a dare which is play 'Dress Ups''

Anyway. Pegasus looked up, and stared. It was Dartz, and he was wearing, lo and behold, a stupid looking hot pink bathrobe with purple polka dots. He was holding a glass, which was either stupid looking with hot pink with purple polka dots, or the liquid inside was stupid looking with hot pink with purple polka dots, or the glass had purple polka dots and the liquid inside was hot pink, or the glass was hot pink, and the liquid inside was just purple polka dots. Now, that doesn't make sense does it? (Actually, it does)

To hide his mismatched eyes, Dartz was wearing, lo and behold, sunglasses. Of course, they were stupid looking with hot pink with purple polka dots. Alex couldn't figure out how he could see through it. "How can you see through that?" he asked innocently, just the picture of innocence with his big grin (which was filled with dirty teeth) and dirty clothing. Now, isn't that sweet.

"I can see through the sunglasses because I have super-vision," Dartz boasted.

"Oh." Clearly, Alex is now counted as one of the Yu-Gi-Oh gang. The only difference is, he still looks like he's from real life. The others are still anime. (After all, how can someone make themselves get Yami hair? Or Tristan hair? Or Joey's hair? Oh wait…he's dead…and so is Tristan…)

"Well, this is my house now, so piss off." Dartz seemed kinda grumpy.

"Hello? This is MY house," Pegasus said. "And how the hell did you get in?"

"Opening the door was now big feat for my great Leviathan."

"Oh. Where is this great Leviathan?"

"My great Leviathan is soaking up rays in your largest pool."

"What!" Pegasus screamed, grabbing Dartz by the shoulders and shaking him like how a spazzo grabs a doll and shakes the poor dolly around. "MY POOL!"

"My pool," Dartz corrected. "And I think that my Leviathan's developing a tan."

"Being in the sun too much can cause cancer," Alex chipped in.

"Disagreeing with me can cause cancer," Dartz snapped.

"Are you smart?" Alex asked.

"Of course I am! What do you think I am, an idiot?" o.O

"Yeah."

"Why you little-" he started to strangle Alex, just like Homer Simpson.

"Ach-" Alex gargled. "Sowee!"

"Good."

"Are you evil?"

"Of course not! I'm a goodie! I'm the one in the white hat, and you're evil and you're supposed to be in a wheelchair with a bald head and a scar and stroking a cat!"

"Not all bad guys are like that," Alex pouted. "Meano."

Just then, six feminine voices asked, "Are we in the right place?"

Alex stared. Dartz, clad in his stupid looking pink with purple polka dotted bathrobe and sunglasses, stared. Pegasus stared. Yami stared. The dead Joey stared blankly. Tea stared. "Oh," they all said.

Haha. Yeah, I know, stupid ending. But I dun care, I'm just writing this because I'm depressed, cos my household isn't very happy at the moment. Me'n me little bro hate our grandmother, who's completely barmy, dad'n mum are always arguing, and I've become a computer freak. Just like my friend Sally, only she's a TV freak. Well, I'm updating really soon, so hurry up and review people! I'm only updating when I get one extra review! Just press the spiffy little button down there!

Buh-bye!