A few minutes after the call, a big blonde came in. He was commonly known as the big blonde hobo, but otherwise known by his dull and boring name- Raphael.
Raphael looked around for the sign of a distressed dragon with an eye that looked like it was going to BURST. He saw Tomias, and came over to the distressed dragon with an eye that looked like it was going to BURST.
"Hmm…" Raphael hmmed. "I need a big sharp sword."
"Why?" Yami wanted to know.
"I have to amputate this dragon's distressed eye."
"Oh no!" Yami said dramatically. "I cannot allow you to do that. Especially without anaesthetics." After he said that all in his usual dramatic way, he put the Tomias card back in his deck so the big Tomias disappeared.
Raphael shrugged. "If you say so. But that eye is going to BURST."
"Who cares?" Dartz yelled, still desperately trying to give the Leviathan CPR. It still hadn't woken up. Alex was feebly making rude jokes. "Haha," he would say, "That big pigf dragon is such a pigf. Just like Mrs Jones. Haha, her first name is Tulip…like the flower. Ooh, tulips are ugly. So's Mrs Jones. Hahaha."
Just then the Leviathan woke up. "Growl?" it growled. "I LIVE!" It stood up, stepping on Alex's little finger. "OWEE!" Alex yelled, jumping up. He pointed his Gameboy at the Leviathan. "YOU SHALL PAY!"
The Leviathan growled again and blasted him with a big sonic kinda blast that the author doesn't have a name for. Alex disappeared, only to reappear at Seto Kaiba's side. "Whoa," Alex said. "That was fun. Teleporting is cool."
Kaiba kicked him in the shins. "Great. Another one of the dork gang."
Alex struck another pose. "I am not a dork! I am Rider! Alex Rider! Fear me or die!"
Valen stared at him. o.0
Alex ignored the stare. "Say, do you know how to make a bunny rabbit on the computer?"
Kaiba kicked him again. "No, and I don't want to know."
"Okay!" Alex proceeded to demonstrate how to make a bunny rabbit. He went over to one dusty wall and started drawing in the dust. Valen peered at the bunny rabbit picture. This is what it looked like:
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Valen said, "Cool!"
Kaiba said, "Get lost, you freak," while opening the nearest door. Alex was about to say that he was not a freak when he saw the girl inside the room beyond the door.
She was blonde, and brushing her teeth…and dressed in a hot pink with purple polka-dotted bathrobe. She screamed when they opened the door.
Valen gaped. "Mai!"
Mai yelled, "Get out!"
Valen began to speak. "You have enslaved my soul. I would do anything to make you happy. You are the sun in my heaven, the moon that shines in my heart, the stars that whisper to me in the night. If you asked me to, I would rip out my own liver and give it to you in a golden box."
"As if I'd have a use for it."
"Mai, why will you not love me?" Valen cried. "My life is not worth living if you continue travelling down this path. You must choose- renounce all others, or watch me die for love. Mai, my angel, I'd do anything for you! I'm the slave of my passion! Your slave!"
Mai threw the nearest thing at him- her toothbrush. It hit Valen on the head. He didn't notice. Kaiba grabbed Valen and slung him over his shoulder and took him out into the hallway. Alex was too busy staring at Mai. Wow, he thought to himself. That is one pretty lady. He decided to impress her with his muscles. He started flexing his biceps, and striking poses. Mai stared at him for a moment, and then threw her toothpaste at him. Kaiba grabbed Alex too, and slung him over his other shoulder and took him and Valen out into the corridor and dumped them on the floor and then closed the door to the girls' bathroom.
"Mai!" Valen cried, and lunged for the door. A harpy appeared in front of it and grabbed him and threw him out of the nearest window.
"I LOVE YOOOOOOOOUUU!" Valen yelled as he went sailing through the air. Unfortunately, they were on the third level of the house. "OWEE!" came his voice from downstairs. A few seconds later, he had climbed back through the window. Kaiba grabbed him before he could try to open the door again since the harpy would be still guarding it and would throw him back out the window again.
Alex opened the door. The harpy completely ignored him since he was not in anime. Valen darted back through the door, and started proposing to Mai. He dropped onto one knee (because the other knee was in the air since Kaiba had grabbed hold of his foot) and started looking in his pockets for what should be an engagement ring. He couldn't find the ring so he just started serenading her. Putting on a minstrel voice, he sang, "Mai, Mai, glorious Mai…" at this point he should have showed her the ring, only he couldn't find it so he went and found a nose booger. Mai shrieked and fell backwards, landing with her butt stuck in the toilet bowl. Alex thought this was funny as Valen dragged Kaiba further into the bathroom as he crawled one-legged towards Mai sitting on the toilet. Alex started singing. "My toilet looks like a DOUGHnut, a DOUGHnut, a DOUGHnut, and I mistook it for a DOUGHnut, and I ate the DOUGHnut. Then I though it tasted FUNny, so I put some chocolate sprinkles ON it, then I realized it was my TOIlet, so I spat it out and put it back together. Then I put some more sprinkles ON it, and then I mistook it for a DOUGHnut AGain. And so I sing this song!"
Mai slapped him as Kaiba slung Valen back over his shoulder. "Come on, dork," he said to Alex. Alex started crying. "I no wanna go! I wanna stay with Miss Pretty Lady!"
Mai kicked him. "I am not Miss Pretty Lady!" The author thought that this was tremendously funny so the bathrobe disappeared, giving way to a pretty, sparkly pink dress with lotsa pearls. There was a sash that said 'Miss Pretty Lady' that went from one shoulder to her waist, and there was a sparkling pretty tiara atop Mai's blonde hair. It was in a hairnet. Her fingernails were painted hot pink with purple polka dots. So were her toenails. "ARGH!" Mai screamed. "Girl clothes!" she jumped up and started running around in circles.
"Come back, Miss Pretty Lady!" Alex called, running after her. "I love you!"
"STAY AWAY FROM ME!" she screeched.
"MISS PRETTY LADY!" Alex started crying again. "Why will you not love me, Miss Pretty Lady? Why won't you let me embrace you with my strong manly arms? Do not take the wrong road or j00 shall be…erm…taking the wrong road, yeah, that's right!" Alex grinned lopsidedly.
As you can guess, it's a kinda ship now…not really, cuz Alex never gets together with Mai. I know it's short, but I'm running out of ideas, and I like playing Gaia, and I need to type heaps in my story…so yeah. Until the next pink pumpkin flies past my window…-:peers out of window:- Oh yeah, the -: thing is replacing the asterisks since they never show up.