Thank you to those who told me this needed fixing. Well here it is. Hope you enjoy it.
WHAT IF
Announcer :What if the Yu Yu gang was assigned random jobs. They must last a total of seven hours at their job. Can they do it? Find out on this weeks What If! Ok contestants open your papers.
Hiei :I'm a ... preschool teacher! What the .. ! Someone will die.
Kurama :Mailman? This interesting.
Yusuke :Librarian! What the # ?
Kuwabara :Banker?
Keiko: Professional video game tester? I hate video games
Yusuke :trade?
Announcer :Absolutely no trading is allowed. Let's roll. (Three hours have passed) let's see how our contestants are doing.
Hiei :It's nap time. ( kids suddenly stop playing)
Kid :What no nap!
Girl :I want to play more (kids are now yelling and complaining at the same time)
Hiei :Sleep, be quiet, please shut up! ( starts bashing his head against the wall)
Announcer :Poor hiei, (clicks his mouth sympathetically) Now to see Kurama.
Kurama :( gets out of truck holding a package) Here's your package lady.
Old Lady :What you kidnaped my dog. You bad man (wacks him with her purse) you vile, foul, evil ... wait a second, I don't own a dog. Sorry.
Kurama :( rubs head) s'okay , hears your package.
Old Lady :What you think I'm a rat! ( starts wacking him again)
Announcer : (announcer struggles to keep from laughing) Poor Kurama. Alright now we go to Yusuke.
Head Librarian :In a library your supposed to be silent young man.
Yusuke :I HATE LIBRARIES!
Head Librarian :Be Silent ( wacks Yusuke's head with a ruler )
Yusuke :OUCH! (makes rude gestures behind her back)
Announcer :Well it doesn't seem like Yusuke will last much longer either. Now to Kuwabara.
Customer 1 :Sir I would like to cash a check?
Kuwabara :Sure, okay ? How do you do that?
Customer 1 :( looks at him dumbfoundedly) They'll hire anyone these days ( leaves shaking his head)
Kuwabara :( smacks his head against the desk) I hate this job!
Customer 2 : Umm, sir
Kuwabara : Don't talk to me while I'm wallowing in misery.
Announcer :I don't think it's going great for Kuwabara either. Our last contestant is Keiko.
Keiko :(mumbles) My eyes hurt my hands are numb, and I don't even get the point of this game!
Manager :Hey you back to work!
Keiko :(fuming)
Announcer :Well that's all the time we have today. Thank you for tuning into this weeks What If . Who will win? Find out next week.
Thanks for reading. Someone told me this was in script form. I'm sorry about that but I have no idea what that is. Sorry. Please review though Thanks!
