To all that read and reviewed Luigi's Experiment: glad you liked it! I did too. Too all who are new to this: it would be nice if you read the original before delving into this one. Why? Because it'll make you feel good, that's why! The reviews are still welcome.
This story is feedback generated, like the first. If the number of reviews for a chapter is high, the next chapter will come that much faster.
Now for the next experiment!
Luigi sat in his lab, a.k.a. the basement, wondering about stuff. Mostly about what had happened a month ago. Never again would he let Ganondorf into his lab.
What he saw permanently scarred his mind.
"This is a good sandwich."
Luigi bit into his sandwich and moaned with pleasure. Mario, Peach, Zelda, DK, Marth, Roy, Link, Ness, Pichu, Mr. Game & Watch, and Yoshi just stared at him in confusion.
"What the hell are you doing?" DK asked.
Luigi stood up slowly, still chewing.
"You remember last month?" he said with his mouth full. Well, it wasn't for long, as he was quickly punched in the face by Link and knocked back into his seat.
"No! You bastard, you know that!" he yelled.
Zelda slapped Luigi while he was sitting.
"I sure do. What were you thinking?" she said angrily.
Ness was holding a torn bunny suit and laughing.
"That's the problem. I didn't really do too much thinking. BUT-!"
Several people jumped at his sudden outburst.
"Now I have made it even more efficient! And easier to use! And with more restrictions!"
Luigi proudly held up a perfume bottle (which was Peach's) filled with a pink liquid mixture. Everybody inhaled. There was no scent.
"And unscented!" Luigi added, smiling.
"So what? Who's your guinea pig this time?" asked Marth.
"Wait! I know you're so eager to witness my greatness, but I want to explain it first."
Everyone was silent.
"…This potion, Luigi's Experiment Version 1.5, or Luigi's Other Experiment, is, like the first, a love po-"
Everybody booed.
"With this one, it is supposedly impossible to fall in love with the first thing sighted."
"Supposedly?" asked Roy.
"Instead, the potion taps in to a person's deepest, passionate-est love, and makes it come alive!"
"Did you hear me?" asked Roy.
"Wanna hear the cool part?" Luigi asked.
Everyone was silent.
"It supposedly wears off within 2 hours!"
"Stop saying supposedly!" Roy yelled.
"Please tell me you have an antidote somewhere…" said a hopeful Mario.
"Yeah! Somewhere…"
Everyone was silent.
"In order for it to work, it has to be sprayed directly into the person's face, so more fumes can enter the system. Then the greatness will start…"
"Okay. And who do you think is volunteering for this?" asked Peach.
"Everybody." He sounded incredibly serious, but only Peach and Pichu gasped. The rest were silent.
"Can we go now?" asked Mr. Game & Watch, incredibly bored.
"No! Witness the greatness!" Luigi yelled. He sprayed Peach in the face with the new experiment. She coughed for a few seconds. She regained her composure.
She tackled Luigi.
"Whoa…" they all said. Mario was crying as Peach proceeded to kiss Luigi up and down and all around, moaning, saying nothing.
"I knew it!" Ness shouted.
"CUT IT OUT!" Mario yelled, sobbing.
"Okay, okay. Jealous," Luigi said under his breath. He pushed Peach off of him and started searching his pockets for the antidote. He eventually found it: another perfume bottle (which belonged to Marth) filled with a yellow liquid mixture. Before Peach could jump on him again, he sprayed the…spray…in Peach's face. She fell asleep.
"Are you sure this is an antidote?" asked Yoshi.
Luigi brushed himself off. "I hope not…"
"What?" said Mario.
"Nothing."
Peach suddenly awoke.
"Hey…what was I doing sleeping on the fl-"
"It works!" Luigi exclaimed, half excited and half crushed.
"Holy crap, it works…" everyone said.
"Yeah…uh…" After Link made this comment, everyone quickly ran away. Luigi chuckled to himself.
"Perfect…it's perfect…I RULE!"
At that moment, a light bulb fell from the ceiling and broke on Luigi's head.
"I STILL RULE!"
This is going somewhere…supposedly. 5 reviews equals quick update…